A Million Ways To Tell That Tyson Is Innocent
The Percy Way - Caught in the act
So here I was, sitting on my bunk, thinking up a nice little (or not so little) fantasy and jacking off for the first time in like three weeks. Keep in mind, Tyson was not supposed to visit until next week. But, sure enough, the big guy walks in. Me, flailing to cover myself. Him, standing in the doorway with a confused look on his face.
"Why are you trying to choke your snake?" He inquired.
"What?" I choked out.
"Lady with the green misty stuff said guys have snakes and girls have gardens." Tyson explained, smiling proudly at his knowledge.
"I'm gonna kill Rachel…"
The Rachel Way - Pure evil
So what if I use my powers to my advantage every once in a while? You try living in a cave and occasionally spouting green smoke. Granted, it is a nice cave. There is seriously nothing nice about that smoke, though. So when I got that nice little (not so little) surprise vision I decided to IM Tyson. I love being an oracle sometimes (not when Apollo decides to test out his new poems on me, though.)
The Annabeth Way - Feathered friend
Ella visits me sometimes, I love to listen to her spout information. I think I'm one of the only people that understands her. But when one day she suddenly started referencing psychological sex terms, I got a little confused. Then I realized it, Tyson is just too naive to realize what Ella wants. Poor girl, can't get her man to put out. I patted her shoulder (wing?) and told her to wait it out a bit.
The Grover Way - More vulgar than we realize
Okay, yes I swear a bit more than I used to. But what's wrong with that? Totally normal. That is until Tyson started repeating the words that flew out of my mouth. Needless to say, Juniper nearly killed me. She started pulling out threats such as 'If I were a rosebush...'
The Aphrodite Cabin's Way - Accidental peep show
We were all using the showers when big, tall, and ugly lumbered into our bathroom. So of course we go screaming to Chiron who ends up having a long discussion with Tyson.
The Octavian Way - Going about his normal business
I was just gutting a few bird stuffed animals when that lug came up to me and told me to stop killing Ella, then suddenly bursting into tears. Who the hell is Ella and what does she have to do with my completely normal hobby?
The Poseidon Way - Making assumptions
I don't visit Tyson very often. But when I do, I like to ask him about how he's been and what's going on in his life at the moment. I assumed that since Tyson was getting older, he might be participating in more adult activities. So I casually ask him, "Is your harpy girlfriend a good lay?"
He cocked his head at me and responded, "Ella is not a potato chip. She isn't salted."
Sorry if my chapters are a bit short, I've been super busy with finals coming up. Love you guys! Please review for me, reviews are what keep me going!