Back again! This one is for DaughterofApollo7 who requested the idea and I fell in complete love with it! Thanks so much for the inspiration!
A Million Ways To Tell That Hazel Really Needs Help In The Modern World
The Percy Way - Uncultured swine
She. Doesn't. Know. Disney. Like, you know, Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, every good animated movie under the sun (or the sea) is made by Disney! And she doesn't know what that is! Needless to say, I introduced her to the beauty of binge-watching on Netflix.
The Leo Way - Mickey D's
I got her those chicken nuggets that I promised. A man doesn't break his promises. So I took her out to lunch with her gorilla, oh whoops I meant boyfriend! Not that he isn't an attractive gorilla…
The Frank Way - Old Fashioned
She does not get my hints when I say something with a sexual innuendo. I feel really embarrassed, and I don't want to be frank with her about the topic for fear of rejection… I really need to ask someone for help.
The Clarisse Way - Helpful Big Sister
Yeah, you guessed it. Frank asked me for help, so I talked to little miss confusion just to realize that she knew what he was doing and was just seeing how long it would take him to confront her. Just because she was born wayyyy back doesn't mean she doesn't know what sex is. Every day you learn new things about people that you wish you could unlearn.
The Piper Way - Bless Her Soul
Hazel and I, you see, we have these girl nights. And every time we'll go out and do something fun like see a movie or go shopping. Well, this one time we were at the mall. And this catty girl walks up to Hazel and tells her that her clothing looked like what her grandmother would wear. She left, and Hazel simply mutters, "God bless her soul." Which I learned is an insult? Who would've known.
The Jason Way - I've Given Up
We'll be talking, and I'm just all like, "So, I watched this great movie the other day…" and then Hazel will look at me with big eyes and just ask, "What's a movie?" And honestly I don't know when she's shitting with me or not.
The Annabeth Way - Help Much Needed
I bought Hazel only ten history books once all the war stuff calmed down. She read each of them thoroughly, and I thought it was to learn about the time gap, but no. No, instead she uses this new information to torment Jason into sobbing on Reyna's shoulder about his confusion.
The Reyna Way - A Cordial Thank You
Ever since Jason has become frustrated by the sheer amount of confusion thrust upon him by dearest Hazel, he has spent a wonderful amount of time complaining to me. So one day I asked him if he would like to move his complaining session to the cafe and we have now gone on thirteen dates without his realization.
So sorry I haven't updated this in forever, I have been busier than life with school!