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A Million Ways to Tell Frank is Canadian

The Hazel Way - Politeness Overdrive

Frank is a complete gentleman. He opens doors for me, gets things off of tall cupboards that I cannot reach for the life of me, and a million other things. The only problem is, I feel like I'm not doing anything! I have to go pick up a book from Annabeth, and Frank immediately volunteers to do so. It gets so frustrating. But I love that big dork a whole lot just the way he is, and I'd hate to see him change.

The Ares Cabin Way - Bacon

Bacon is a big thing in our cabin. It just is. We love it. We could bacon all day. So when one of our visiting campers acts outraged at what we call bacon, we get reasonably offended. Lets just say that day can go down in history as Bacon's Rebellion Part Two.

The Percy Way - Blue Pancakes

So I make these fantastic blue pancakes. They have blueberries in them, white chocolate with blue dye, blue powdered sugar and whipped cream on top, they are perfection. My mom taught me how to make them. They need no additives. So when I was hanging out with a few people and decided to make a batch, and Frank ABSOLUTELY RUINED THEM you can tell why I would be upset. He took a bite, declared that "something was missing" and then DROWNED THEM he absolutely DROWNED THEM IN SYRUP. Who does that? Who ruins a perfectly good pancake with syrup? Just to then complain that our syrup wasn't real enough for him. And then be confused when I nearly started sobbing. Frank shall never be graced with my pancakes again.

The Stolls Way - Ey?

Frank denies the fact that he occasionally will say, "eh?" So we decided to get the whole camp in on an evil plan. We all now end our sentences with "eh?" and then deny we did it as soon as anyone not in on the plan (i.e. Frank) asks what we said. He is slowly losing his shit and it is great. The best part may have been when Chiron joined in.

The Leo Way - Moose Doesn't Equal Mousse

So I was bored one day. Just chilling with Frank when I decided I was craving something chocolate. So I told Frank, "Wow, I could really die for some Mousse right now." To which, instead of responding, he simply turned into a moose and started licking me. Why me? That's all I have to say.

The Piper Way - Freezing

So it was getting pretty cold at camp, which is strange. Because, y'know, the whole weather control thing. Well, apparently Chiron decided a bit of winter wouldn't be bad. So all of camp bundled up and got nice and warm. And then there's Frank. Who walks around in shorts and a T-shirt. And is totally fine. Even when we dump snow down his shirt.

The Aphrodite Cabin Way - Snakes

So this one time, there was this really gross snake in our bathroom and like half of us ran out to avoid it and the other half just stood far away from the bathroom minding our own business. And Frank happened to walk by and ask why we all looked ridiculously afraid. And we told him, so he went in and returned with the snake. "It's just a garter snake, eh?" So he just put it in the woods and moved on with his life.

Hope you're enjoying, eh? (Sorry if I offended anyone Canadian, I actually talked to my one friend who lives in Canada for this chapter)