Since I'm at a stand still with finals, I'm going to go ahead and write up some stories :)

Um...Rated PG-13 for language


"If you do not stop at once we're going to release the dog on you!" Porthos yelled, running after a robber through backyards. He jumped over a fence as the robber jumped over two more fences. Stopping at the fence, Porthos brought his walkie-talkie to his mouth.

"This is Officer Porthos calling in K-9 Unit Officer Athos. Suspect is running towards River Rd. through backyards. He should be making his way to the street soon. Gave warning of dog being released on him if he didn't stop."

"Copy that," Athos said, responding to his friends call. He looked in the mirror at d'Artagnan sitting in the back of his car and smiled. His puppy wasn't looking like a puppy anymore and had actually grown a little so the vest wasn't as big as it was when he got commission to the K-9 Unit. "Alright d'Artagnan, you ready for your first take down?"

d'Artagnan gave a growl and literally looked out the window for this criminal. He spotted a young man jumping over a fence and gave a loud warning bark, incase Athos missed him. He felt the car turn sharply and come to a screeching halt as Athos got out of the car. The car door opened up and he was about to take off when Athos grabbed the leash connected to his collar, so he ended up pulling to get free as he barked out his warning to the running man. He felt Athos take off so he made sure he was in front of his master so nothing happens to him.

"You've been given a warning to stop or else we release the dog on you!" Athos yelled. "This is your last warning to give yourself up!" Athos watched as the young man just flipped him off and continued to run. "Alright d'Artagnan, go get him boy!" Athos stopped and unhooked the leash and smiled as he watched d'Artagnan take off after the suspect.

d'Artagnan was ready for the leash to be removed and once he felt slack of the leash he knew it was turn. Giving his best vicious barks, he took off after the running man. Lucky for him the suspect was running straight down the road so catching up to him was no problem. Once he got teeth length to the suspect he took a leap and latched onto the man's leg.

"What the hell! Get the fuck off me!" the man yelled, falling to the ground.

d'Artagnan ignored him as he kept a firm bit on the man's leg until someone came. He ignored the name-calling, the punches to the top of the head, and even side. He heard the sirens getting closer to him so he knew help was almost there. He might have bit down a little harder than usual but the man was starting to get away and he had to make sure he didn't away. He growled when the man tried to get his teeth out of his leg but he wasn't having it.

"Would you look at this," a voice said, out of breath but still amused. "A big bad robber taken down by a puppy."

"Get this bastard off me!" the man yelled. "He's biting my leg off."

"So dramatic," a new voice said with amusement. "Tell me, have you ever been bitten by a full grown K-9 dog? These puppy teeth are nothing compared to that."

"d'Artagnan, let him go," a firm voice said.

d'Artagnan felt hands pulling him back and he gave one last shake of the leg before releasing the suspect but didn't stop barking. He wanted to make sure this man knew if he tried to get away he was going to go after him again and bite him. He felt the leash click back to his collar and hands rubbing his side.

"Good boy d'Artagnan, you did a great job."

"Man, I'm gonna need stiches because of that damn dog," the suspect said, arms being pulling behind his back. "I'm gonna sue you bastards for this."

"We gave you two warnings to stop or else the dog was going to be released on you," Aramis said, standing the suspect up. "Both times you ignored the warnings so the dog was released."

"Did you call in paramedics?" Athos asked.

"They should be here in three minutes," Aramis said, walking the suspect over to the sidewalk. "At lest you have Porthos a good work out. He's been getting a little on the heavy side from all the pizza he's been eating."

"Very funny," Porthos said, kneeling down to pet d'Artagnan while Aramis and Athos read the man his rights. The paramedics pulled up once the rights have been read. "Good timing."

"Heard you could use our assistance," one paramedic said, walking up with bag in hand.

"Yeah, suspect wouldn't stop so the dog was released. Good bite on his leg."

d'Artagnan watched as the paramedics rolled the man's pant leg up and twisted the leg over to take a look at his handy work. His bite wound wasn't even that deep, and he would know since he really didn't taste much blood, and smiled when the paramedic laughed.

"Man, why you laughing? I need stitches!"

"Sir, no you don't. We can clean these up and bandage them but no stitches."

"Told you he was dramatic," Aramis laughed. "Alright, so who's car is he going in?"

"I'm sure he doesn't want to be with d'Artagnan," Athos said with a smile. He walked d'Artagnan over to the car and opened the backdoor for him to jump in. "That was a very good take down," he praised.

"Another job well done," Aramis said, watching as Porthos put their suspect in the back of their cop car. He walked over and patted d'Artagnan on the head. "Well, looks like our puppy is growing up. His first take down and I swear he just grew a few minutes ago."

"What are you talking about?" Porthos asked, walking up to them. "He will always be our puppy."

d'Artagnan rolled his eyes and snorted as he laid down on the seat. He knew arguing with these men that he wasn't a puppy anymore was useless so he just decided to let them have their way and call him puppy. They will regret it when he gets bigger and jumps in their laps like he does now.