"Hubada!", Vanoss said bolting up. He quickly looked around although he couldn't see anything. He felt a strange sensation on his face. He smacked his hand onto his face to peel off a sticky note.
'You all passed out'
-Team RWBY
He crumpled the note in his hand and looked around. They were in a bedroom. A weird bedroom. One of the beds were stacked on top of books, stacked on top of another bed. The other one was hanging from the ceiling by ropes, also on top of another bed.
"Who in the fuck", Vanoss muttered to himself.
"WHAA!", Delirious shot up. "I'M INNOCENT!", he shouted putting his hands up. The other two beside them woke from the sudden yelling.
"What the hells going on?", Wildcat asked.
"Where the fuck?!", Nogla shouted. "Where's my weapon?!"
"Alright! Everyone chill!", Vanoss shouted. He got up from where they were all. Apparently they weren't worthy of the beds, and were leaned against the wall under the window. They looked up at him and started to get up themselves. "We all passed out, and they brought us back here", he explained. They seemed to be okay with the answer. After they got up they all started stretching. Nogla's back cracked so loud the entire room heard it.
"Holy shit dude, that sounded painful", Wildcat said.
"Nah nah it's-"
'Crack'
"Oh shit!", Nogla shouted touching his toes. He tried to stand up straight but grunted as he was unable to. "Uh can somebody help me out here?", he asked staring at the floor.
"Oh hey! There's a book under here!", he said curiously. "Ninjas of love", he said grabbing it, still with his head practically touching the floor. "Let's see…", he said flipping open to a random page.
'Crack'
"OW! Goddammit I said help not make it worse!", he shouted. He was now in the opposite position he was once in. His head was pretty much still on the floor, but now he was bent backwards. The entire time he still didn't put down the book. He was just reading upside down now.
"Okay I tried to fix him now someone else do it", Delirious said. "I gotta take a shit", he affirmed.
"What?! No way, you never take a shit in a girl's toilet", Vanoss said.
"Well I gotta take a shit somewhere! And we don't know where to go next and-and I'm not sure I can hold it! My butt's been holding this in the entire time we were asleep!", he argued.
"But-but", Vanoss tried to come up with something.
"But nothin! That's still a toilet, and I need to shit!", Delirious said opening the bathroom door. "See? Datsatoilet!", he said pointing at the toilet.
"Ahahah! Datsatoilet", Vanoss said mocking him. Wildcat joined in laughing, while fixing Nogla's back. Delirious closed the door behind him with a 'click'. "Where does he come up with these quotes?", Vanoss asked.
"I don't know dude. I think somethings that stupid take raw talent. It's not something you can get from knowledge", Wildcat replied. The emphasis on knowledge caused everyone to chuckle. They didn't really know why but they went with it. It felt natural.
'Crack'
"Oh that's better", Nogla said standing up again.
"Hey make sure you put the seat down!", Wildcat yelled to Delirious.
"I'm taking a shit! The seat never went up to begin with!", Delirious shouted back through the door.
"Alright just makin' sure.", Wildcat said.
"Honestly guys with the shit in this book I don't think leaving the toilet seat up would be the worst of their worries", Nogla said shutting the book. Wildcat grew curious and took the book.
"Why what's in-HAAAAA IT BURNS!", Wildcat yelled covering his eyes. The book fell to the floor and Vanoss was about to pick it up.
"NO!", Wildcat yelled.
"What? What could possibly…", Vanoss didn't finish. Whoever this chick was either needed to get laid or is never planning on being satisfied sexually for the rest of her life. He shut the book and put it back under the bed. "Let's go.", he walked the door and grabbed his stuff.
"Delirious hurry up!", Vanoss shouted "I can't believe I touched that thing. I gotta wash my hands."
"Yeah I gotta wash my eyes while we're at it. I think reading that caused an infection or something", Wildcat said.
"Why what do you see?", Vanoss asked.
"Dicks. Lot's and lot's of dicks. Just so much dick everywhere it's ridiculous", Wildcat explained.
"Alright I'm good", Delirious said stepping out of the bathroom hearing the flush. "What'd I miss?"
"You don't wanna know", Wildcat said. "You just don't."
Everyone started grabbing their stuff. "What? Come on it can't be that-"
Wildcat grabbed the book, opened to a random page and held it in front of his face with both hands.
"It's-it's", Everyone looked to him in anticipation. "It's beautiful!"
"Delirious", Vanoss said gripping both of his shoulders. "That. Is not. Beautiful!"
"But it was so in depth!"
"You only saw one page!"
"It was the best page!"
"I didn't think it was that bad", Nogla pitched in.
"I'm serious Delirious!", Vanoss continued shouting.
"Yeah Delirious, it didn't even have any knowledge", Wildcat added.
"Pshhh, whatever you guys just don't know art", Delirious said.
"Hey, a picture book!", Nogla said cheerfully.
"NO!", Wildcat and Vanoss shouted. They were about to tackle Nogla but suddenly stopped behind him. Inside were just pictures of the four girls that brought them here.
"Oh", Vanos said. Nogla just pawed through the pages looking at a few of them. Delirious appeared to be watching also. They were older photos. Ones taken with a camera that made actual film pictures.
"Where did they get a camera that still uses film?", Vanoss asked.
"You mean this one?" Delirious asked pulling out a camera from seemingly nowhere.
"Where did you find that?", Nogla said closing the picture book.
"It was under the book", he said.
"Oh."
"Hey we should take a picture!", he shouted.
"What? No. Come on it's not ours", Vanoss said trying to get him to put it away.
"But come on, it'll be cool! Besides they're like our first friends here. They won't mind", Delirious said inspecting the camera.
"Come on Evan it's just one picture", Nogla said joining in. Vanoss looked over to Wildcat who just shrugged.
"Okay, ONE picture. Then we go", He said to Delirious.
"Okay alright just one", Delirious said joining his teammates. They all grouped together. "Wait, should we get our masks?", Vanoss asked.
"Nah dude, it's not like we're gonna wear them all the time anyway", Wildcat said.
"Ok, everyone smile!", Delirious said.
CLICK
*FLASH*
"Alright, now let's go", Vanoss said. Everyone grabbed their things piled over by the door.
"Alright hold on, it's printing or something", Delirious said waiting for the picture.
"We can get it later. It's film. It'll take a while to dry", Nogla said.
"I think you mean ink", Vanoss said.
"Well whatever I use my scroll as my camera", Nogla explained. "Either way we can ask for it later. I'm hungry."
"Yeah we should get going. We skipped out on breakfast and lunch is gonna be soon. And a few hours of sleep isn't gonna cover that", Wildcat said putting on his helmet.
Vanoss looked at his scroll. It read 11:30. So they at least got a quick power nap. Delirious put the camera on the shelf by the window. He saw the book filled with pictures and a marker. He grabbed the picture that hadn't dried yet and wrote 'First Day. New Friends' on the white part below the ink. He flipped a page and found an open slot and slipped it in, careful not to smudge it. It'd be safe in there.
"Delirious!", Vanoss shouted out the door. "I'm commin'!", he shouted back. He also saw the other book on the floor and kicked it under the bed. With that he grabbed his mask and his weapon by the door and head out. He made sure to shut the door behind him and took after his friends down the hallway. "Guys wait up!"
Back in the room peeking up under the covers was Ruby. She noticed they were gone. She was observing them for a little bit, and they didn't seem to notice her. Throwing the covers off her she hopped down from her bed and went over to the photo book. She flipped it open to the page they had left the picture. She smiled.
At the far end was Tyler (Wildcat) crossing his arms, giving a chill smile. His brown hair was combed slightly to the side and he was wearing glasses. Next to him was David (Nogla) who just kinda stood there with a goofy smile and a thumbs up. He had black hair kept up kinda messy on the top and a mustache and a beard that was kept trimmed. Then there was Evan (Vanoss). He grinned and gave a quick peace sign to the camera under in front of his chest. He had a slight tan and black hair kept kinda spiked up. It reminded Ruby of a bird. Then on the end was Jonathan (Delirious). His face still had the clown paint on, and his hair was dark and short like it was recently cut. HIs right arm was pulling everyone together for the picture and his left arm was the one holding the camera. His smile should have been creepy, but she didn't think it was.
Ruby liked the picture. It was touching. For all she knew they could have left a picture with everyone flipping off the camera. She read the caption.
First Day. New Friends
"That's a keeper", she said pulling out her scroll. She took a picture of the picture and put her scroll back in her pocket. She shut the book and walked to the door to Crescent Rose. "What a bunch of goofballs", she said as she shut the door. She liked her new friends. They'll fit right in.
LINEBREAK
"Guys? GUYS! OH MY GOD GUYS!"
"What? What's happening Vanoss?!", Delirious shouted.
"There's a cheeseburger rolling down the stairs!"
"Oh my god no way!", Delirious shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-"
'BOOM'
Vanoss and Delirious turned to see nogla with his mortar's end smoking. He just blew up the cheeseburger.
"Noooooogla! Why did you do that?", Vanoss asked bummed out.
"There was lots of screaming from you and Delirious and I thought it was the appropriate reaction", he said rather casually.
"Who the fuck blows up a cheeseburger rolling down the stairs?", Wildcat asked.
"Who builds giant dicks 30' dicks out of oranges?"
"Good point. Next time remind me never to question anything we do with food", Wildcat said stepping past the smouldering remains of the burger. "Speaking of witch where the fuck is the cafeteria?"
"Well there was a cheeseburger coming down the stairs. We must be getting close", Vanoss suggested.
"Nah dude I don't think the cafeteria would be on the second floor", Wildcat said.
"I know where it is!" Everyone turned around to see Ruby.
"Where the fuck did you come from?", Wildcat said.
"Well I was up the stairs when I heard you shouting and…", Ruby looked down to the black rock that was left of her food on the floor. "That, was mine. What did you do to it?"
"Nogla blew it up", Delirious said.
"Hey!", Nogla shouted.
Ruby gave an awkward laugh. "Well I was trying to find you guys. I already got my lunch and so did my team. We didn't see you anywhere so I came to find you. And no the cafeteria is not upstairs. It's actually in a separate building", Ruby said.
"What? Why?", Nogla asked.
"Collateral damage."
They stared at her.
"Food fight."
…
"We destroyed it."
…
"Yang went through the ceiling."
They just kept staring. "Oh whatever. Look if you guys still wanna get food you'll have to hurry. Just grab onto my cape", she said. Everyone just shrugged and looked at each other. They all grabbed onto her cape.
"Everyone hold on!"
"Why what-"
'Vwoosh'
At the cafeteria
"I'm just saying, they are the weirdest people I've met. Ever. Of all time", Weiss said to her team.
"What? Nah, they're awesome. Right Blake", Yang asked.
"They're funny. I'll give them that", Blake said. Her head was in a book. That's all they were gonna get out of her. The team sat at their table waiting for Ruby to get back. They weren't in their school uniforms, because it was the weekend. That meant the cafeteria was closing early. Ruby insisted on finding the newbies. They were gonna need to eat. They were all gonna fight each other in a little more than an hour.
"So who do you think is gonna win the fight?", Yang asked Weiss.
"I honestly have no idea. They're way to unpredictable. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends in a draw", Weiss said.
"I wouldn't be surprised if they explode", Yang said.
"I wouldn't be surprised if they break the arena", Blake said still in her book.
"You guys wanna make bets?", Yang asked.
"Sure" the other two said.
'Vwoosh'
Ruby appeared by the table and the four came tumbling after her. Her sudden stop resembled that of a speeding accident without seatbelts on. But Vanoss managed to hang on and stop everyone. For such a short girl she was surprisingly sturdy. At least on ground.
"Never. Do that. Again.", Wildcat said. They all unlinked and stood up.
"God job. You guys managed not to scream the entire time!", Ruby complimented.
"We couldn't breathe!", Vanoss shouted. "We were literally going so fast our insides shifted or something! Oh god I think my spine just crammed into my brain like a slinky."
"Thanks", Ruby said. They all readjusted and caught their breath. The new team looked around curiously. "I thought you said you destroyed this place", Nogla asked.
"We did. But Ms. Goodwitch has a useful semblance for fixing things", Weiss said from the table.
"I fell and went through the ceiling!", Yang said.
"We know", all four of the guys said.
"So where's the food?", Nogla asked. Blake slid over a tray of more burgers. She still didn't look up from her book. The guys pounced at the sight of food. They didn't even take off their masks fully before they started eating. "Wow. You guys were hungry huh", Yang said. Weiss just facepalmed at their lack of manners.
"Any *BURP* more?", Nogla asked. His mic on his face somehow managed to not get food on it. The other three finished in the same manner and were somehow also clean.
"No. We didn't think you would need anymore", Yang said. "And the cafeteria is closing. Like now. So we should probably go."
"What time is it?", Vanoss asked.
"Twelve thirty", Yang said again.
"What? We we're lost for that long?", Vanoss asked the others.
"Duh", Nogla said.
"You guys should get to the arena early. You're gonna wanna train", Ruby suggested.
"What? How the hell are we supposed to train for fighting each other without fighting each other?", Delirious asked.
"He's right. That seems counter productive", Blake said.
"They could train against us, I think we have enough time", Ruby suggested.
"But it's our day off", Weiss complained.
"So what? So is theirs. And we can make it quick. By the time it takes to get to the arena and the time to get ready we would have like fifteen minutes in between. Besides, I don't think having them sit around and do nothing would be better. If you guys feel up for it?", Ruby asked.
The four huddled together and started whispering. Wildcat spoke up. "Alright, we accept your challenge", he said triumphantly. "Under certain conditions."
"What conditions?", Weiss asked.
"We have a Pokemon Battle!", Delirious said striking a pose.
"What's a Pokemon Battle?", Ruby asked.
"I have no idea!", he said still in the pose.
"He means we want to have a team battle, just one at a time. Swapping out is allowed", Vanoss explained.
"That sounds fun", Yang said. "It's something new. But we'll have to do it outside. The arena can fit five, maybe six people at most. There's no room for people to be on stand by."
Blake closed her book with a sigh. "I guess."
"Fine", Weiss said. "But we better make it fast. This is just a warmup. Right Ruby?"
"Right!", she said giving a thumbs up to her team. "So is everyone ready? We have everything we need?"
"We're ready", Vanoss said confirming with his team. Vanoss grabbed his bolts stocked on his forearm. His new suit allowed for more convenient places to hold his ammo. Delirious loaded his clip into the side of his machete and it shifted into his hybrid shotgun machete. The barrel ran along the back of the machete right up until the top where it curved into back. Nogla took the mortar off his back until it shifted and collapsed down into a giant bulky club. It was shaped like a bat, but was probably twice the size and mass. Wildcat drew his axe from his back. It looked similar to professor Port's axe, but was much larger and different shaped. The actual blades on the axe were probably the heaviest part of the weapon. The entire stock of the rocket launcher was actually used as the handle for the axe as well. He loaded two rockets into the knob(The bottom part of the handle) and hefted the giant weapon onto his shoulder. Ruby was able to deduce they probably fired from the eye (the top of the handle sticking through the poll(the thick part of the axe with the handle driving through it)). He could probably swing it while firing off the rockets at the same time. On one side the beard looked like a crescent great axe, and on the other the beard actually curved in. (A/N Describing the weapons was actually pretty hard, which is why I tried to use the proper terms while describing the axe. I might draw up some drafts and put them in some cover art or something to avoid confusion).
"So who's first?", Vanoss asked.
"Me!", Said Yang and Nogla at the same time. Everyone nodded in agreement. "To the courtyard!", Ruby shouted heroically.
L!N3Br3AK
"Hey Jaune? Have you been hearing a lot of screaming lately?", Pyrrha asked. She opened the door and stepped onto the rooftop. It was their usual afternoon sparring session. Jaune followed right behind her.
"No. At least I don't think so."
"Oh my GOD he's huge!"
"You're telling me you don't hear someone screaming or yelling", Pyrrha said with a doubting look on her face.
"Nogla! Put that bus down!"
"No!"
"No. I don't hear anything", Jaune said casual as ever. Pyrrha was having a hard time believing that.
"Little can!"
"LITTLE CAN!"
"Not even a little bit?", Pyrrha asked. Her facial expression was turning to that of the more concerned. She heard it clear as day.
"Blake! Let go!"
"I can't, he won't stop flying!"
"I can't hear whatever it is you're talking about. Sorry Pyrrha."
"Delirious stop!"
"MwuhahahaAHHHHAHAHA!"
"I got his mask!"
"NOOOOO! Ruby! Give it back!"
"Are you SERIOUS Delirious?!"
"Jaune! I'm serious!", PYrrha was starting to get annoyed. She clearly didn't believe him.
"Come on Wildcat hit her!"
"You'll never take me alive!"
"Everyone who hasn't beat her at the moment SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I honestly don't know what to say at this point", Jaune just shrugged.
"Take him down Weiss! Ruby wore him down!"
"Fat chance! Wildcat, use your secret ability!"
"I'm taking you with me motherfucker!"
"You didn't just hear someone calling to Weiss?"
"Oh THAT shouting. I thought you meant something else", Jaune said.
"What? What other screaming was there?"
"Oh there wasn't. I've just heard so much of it at this point that it's kinda drowned out", Jaune explained. He started walking over to the edge "I think they might be the reason why", he said pointing to the group below the roof. Pyrrha looked down as well.
"SUDOKUUUUUUUU!"
"Ah god please don't!"
Back at the sight of the sparring
"SUDOKUUUUUUUU!"
"Ah god please don't!"
"Okay"
'THUD'
Weiss completely fell over. In her attempt to back up from the about to be self destructing person before her, apparently he had pulled a prank on her.
"You fuckin' idiot. Why would I use my semblance when we're about to have a fight in a few minutes?", Wildcat asked in a sarcastic tone. Everyone was laughing and in a joyful mood, so Weiss didn't take it offensively. It was just for fun. Wildcat gave her a hand and helped her up and everyone grouped up and prepared to part ways.
"Alright guys you should start heading to the arena. Everyone is gonna wanna see who will be fighting", Ruby said.
"Yeah, but we should do this again sometime. I didn't laugh that hard in a while", Yang said.
"Yeah, we'd love to stay and hang some more, but we're not even a team yet technically, and I'm pretty sure if we don't meet that initial requirement within the hour then we're gonna be expelled", Wildcat said. Vanoss put his mask on and turned to Ruby. "Do you think you can give us a lift? I'm pretty sure we can make it but we should be early just in case."
"Sure thing", Ruby said. She looked to her team. "You guys good to walk there?"
"We're fine Ruby. A little rough housing never hurt anyone", Yang said.
"Okay!", Ruby said grabbing onto everyone.
"Wait-WAIT I DIDN'T AGREE TO-"
'Vwoosh'
"Was Nogla about to say something?", Weiss asked.
"No I don't think so", Blake said. "You guys still holding up your end of the bets?"
"Yup"
"Yeah"
"Alright. This ought to be one hell of a match. It's not every day we bet on things like this", Blake said.
"Yeah but they're public figures. People bet on this stuff all the time. It's like a game to them", Yang said.
"Everything is a game to them", Weiss said.
AT The Arena
'Vwoosh'
*tumbling*
"Ah son of a bitch!", Vanoss said rolling to the ground.
He sprung up along with the rest of his team. Everyone dusted themselves off and made sure they weren't injured. They couldn't keep traveling like this. One day they are gonna let go and bash their heads off a rock. Good thing Ruby knew where she was going.
"Okay guys we're here. I have to go the viewing court or whatever it's called"
"It's called the bleachers", Delirious said.
"This isn't a high school gymnasium", Vanoss said.
"What else would you call it?" Stairs we use for sitting on to watch athletic events?" Does that seem better?", Delirious asked.
"Good point."
"Okay guys well, good luck!", Ruby said sending them off.
"Thanks"
"Okay"
"Bye"
"See ya"
The gang gave their various goodbyes and turned to the front side entrance to the arena.
"Oh wait! ONE more thing. Before you guys are made a full team ge'll assign you partners. I don't know how he'll put you all together, but he usually does it in really weird ways", Ruby said before leaving.
"How did he make your partners?", Nogla asked.
"Uh-well-he-he made us partners with the first person we made eye contact with after launching us into a forest full of Grimm before most of us knew or trusted each other enough to work together cooperatively. After that he made us pick up some chess pieces and come all the way back on foot. But don't worry! This arena is too small to do any of those things!", Ruby said.
…
…
…
"Okay see you guys after the initiation, good luck!", and with that Ruby zipped off in a flash of red rose petals.
"You guys uh, think there might be something up with this?", Vanoss asked the others.
"Yeah, and don't you think Ozpin should have been here? I mean there should be someone to tell us to begin or something. We can't just start beating eachother up. They don't even know who we are", Wildcat said.
"Yeah that doesn't make sense", Delirious added.
"Good evening gentlemen. I expect you are all ready?", Ozpin said appearing from the direction Ruby actually just left.
"Yeah. So where are you gonna be durring the fight?", Noga asked.
"I'll be watching from a televised location. As for your other question Glynda will be the one attending the fight. You four are quite the unpredictable bunch so I will also have two of Beacons other instructors on standby for the event", he said sipping on his coffee.
"Wait, you said televised?", Delirious asked.
"Oh yes. Beacon has it's own broadcasting and, not to worry you, but many of the people in that
arena know who you are", he said calm as ever.
"What?! We never got the text saying who was fighting!", Vanoss said.
"Social media spreads fast. The rest of Ms. Rose's team has started making bets on the events", Ozpin explained.
"What?! We were with them literally like a minute ago!", Vanoss shouted.
"Well, go out there and give them something bet worthy. You've all come very far. There's no reason some publicity should stop you now. Now if you would all like to ready yourselves, we will be entering the arena from the north entrance", Ozpin said. "You have about ten minutes."
After that Ozpin walked down the entrance. It was basically a tunnel that lead straight into the arena. They could actually hear all the noise at the other end. Vanoss looked at his teammates. They couldn't see his expression through his mask and for all but Nogla vice versa. But their expressions were almost all the same.
"Shit."
"What do we do?", Delirious asked. "I didn't think we were gonna be on tv!"
"Yeah this isn't good. I joined this school to be a huntsman. I didn't want to be famous. That was the point in staying a vigilante", Wildcat said.
"We can't back out now. There gonna expect someone to come out there", Nogla said.
"Okay. Crap. What if we go all out?", Vanoss said.
"What? Why would we do that?", Wildcat asked.
"Just hear it out. Look, I know we're supposed to be doing this modestly. But we have a lot of fans! These are all people that came to see us! These people know we do what we do for the greater good. So if we falter now, they're gonna think we suck! And we're the ones that give the people out there hope. So if we give it our all, they can see just what a bunch of people who want to make a difference can really do!", Vanoss said.
Every one else seemed unsure. They weren't comfortable with being broadcasted all over god who knows where.
"How do you know?", Delirious asked. "How do you actually know we can impress those people?"
"Because they came. They wanted to watch us. We wanted to be heroes. And if they wanted to come here to see us, then they're gonna know who we actually are", Vanoss said. "If we're gonna be heroes, then we better give them a show only heroes could give them." Vanoss put out his hand. "Are you guys in or what? You guys wanna wanna show them how to be heroes?"
"...Alright I'm in", Wildcat said. "But I'm not becoming no god damned celebrity."
Wildcat put his hand in the middle. "Come on shit heads put your hands in."
"Alright. If I'm going down then we're all going down together. We're going out as a team!", Delirious said putting his hand in.
"Alright! If we're doing this we might as well go out with a bang, right?", Nogla said adding his hand in too.
"We ride together, we die together", Vanoss said. They didn't see it, but between their bond a golden aura formed. It circled the four of them and grew like a flame"
"We ride together, we eat pies together."
"We ride together, we eat french fries together."
"We ride together, we shop at best buy together."
"We ride together, we swat flies together."
"We ride together, we fly together."
"Wait, what the fuck is a Best Buy?", Wildcat asked.
"Haha. Really Delirious where do you get these freaking quotes from? Haha!", Vanoss started laughing. Nogla and Delirious started laughing Delirious started laughing at one point.
"Hhaha shut up! I don't know where I get these from. They just feel natural. Everything we do does", Delirious said.
"Yeah honestly. Ever since we got here everything that happened so far felt natural. Why stray from the path now?", Nogla asked. Over the course of the next various puns the light grew underneath them. It circled and swarmed in equilibrium until it grew noticeably bright. By now their team bonding moment had already passed over several puns.
"Whoa Holy shit!", Vanoss said. Everyone stepped back to look at the phenomenon. They stayed quiet and observed the light surging and consuming them. Until Ozpin walked back towards them.
"Are you ready?"
"AH!", They shouted. The sudden burst of surprise seemed to disrupt the light as it flashed and broke light a lightbulb. "What the fuck was that?", Vanoss asked nobody in particular.
"Ozpin you did see that right?", Wildcat asked.
"Yes. I did. You four have a very unique skill", he said still seeming unfazed.
"What skill?", Delirious asked.
Ozpin smirked leaning on his cane. He took a sip of coffee again before asking, "What's your favorite fairy tale?"
The four looked at him with nothing but confusion. The noise at the mouth of the entrance grew louder. Ozpin straightened up. "Alright gentlemen. Let's get your initiation underway."
"But what about-"
"You can discuss other details later. But for now, you're initiation is underway", Ozpin cut off Delirious. "Follow me."
Ozpin turned around and began his way into the entrance. The four followed closely behind. As the opening drew near so did the crowd. "Stay behind me. To avoid confusion just form a row behind me, and I will introduce you to your fans. As students of beacon, it's only formal you be introduced to them all."
The four of them awkwardly shifted into a row behind him without too much trouble. "Good. Gentlemen, let me be the first to welcome you to Beacon. From here on out, you four will be huntsmen", Ozpin said. The four guys cheered and gave high fives to one another.
"In training.", Ozpin finished. The four stopped in place and just kind of shrugged it off. "It's good enough", Delirious said.
"Well I hope this doesn't deter you from pursuing your future. Are there any questions before we all begin?"
They all raised their hands. "Good. Now let's get out there and give them a show. This world needs heroes. And I think you are just the ones to fit. I have picked you all individually for a reason. Show me that reason. And show it to them to", Ozpin finished rambling.
LINEBREAK
"How did these people get here?", Ruby asked her team. The crowd was abuz. There were a lot of fucking people.
"I don't know. You think they're nervous?", Yang asked.
"Are you kidding?! There are way too many people here! And why is this being televised?", Ruby asked loudly. Her team stayed silent.
"Yang."
"I'M INNOCENT!"
"Your screaming tells me otherwise,"
"I OBJECT! I WAS FRAMED! THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THESE ACCUSATIONS!"
"We did it.", Weiss said.
"WEISS!", Yang screamed at her.
"What? We did.", Weiss said calmly. "We should own up to it. Although I don't understand how THIS many people found out in ten minutes."
"I have to agree. We only just started a bet between the three of us. I don't honestly think we could have caused this", Blake said.
"That's because I did." The four girls turned to see Ms. Goodwitch.
"You did this? Why?", Ruby asked curiously.
"Those four young men are going to be representing the face of beacon among the other students. If they continue to cause a scene such as the one they did this morning, they won't learn anything. They already have a public image to show their heroism reached extraordinary heights. If they truly are meant to be huntsmen, then they will prove it today by removing their anonymity. Either they will speak for beacon or they will speak for themselves. Their lives as free reckless vigilantes will have to come to an end at some point", she said rather sternly.
"But isn't this little extreme? What if they don't want this kind of attention? There are reasons people stay anonymous other than avoiding responsibility", Blake said.
"Then they will have to adjust."
"I hope they're okay", Ruby said concerningly.
"Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please?"
Everyone heard Ozpin's voice. They had some kind of sound system, They were really prepared for showing this event off. "Here we go", Yang said. Weiss shushed her.
"Pardon me for the unorthodox introduction. But this evening we happen to have some very unusual guests. I'm sure you all already know the rumors about who is participating in this initiation. But I would like to formally introduce them to you, as for the next four years they will be training to be Remnant's future huntsman."
The monitor overhead came to life. The crowd cheered at what they saw. The first projection was a clip of two men outside a dust shop preparing to break in. It was clearly night and the lights on inside suggested that they didn't care about someone being inside. The screen looked up and saw a shadow of someone coming down above. It was clearly being shot by a bystander. The shadow came down in the shape of an owl before dispatching them. It appeared in front of one and gripped his arm twisting the knife out of the robber's hand. The shadow vanished into the object itself before reappearing and kicking him in the face. The second came from behind with a bat. The shadow turned around and spread his wings blinding the robber. He swung and missed as the shadow moved behind its guard. The wing lifted and a bolt found its place in his chest. Then, it disappeared again not to be seen.
The clip then switched to the next.
"For some time now these people have operated in the dark. They clearly have the best intentions for the people of Vale and their security. Which is why they're here today."
The screen showed three men robbing a van. Another bystander obviously caught this event as the screen shaking matched the authenticity of the first. Suddenly an explosion fired by the front. The driver door and the front of the vehicle shook and was covered in smoke. Suddenly a man in a pig mask and a police helmet with the pig ears clearly sticking out landed on top of the vehicle. He fired off two more small rockets at the vicinity of the crime scene. They weren't hit directly but the splash damage was enough to deter the first two. The third disoriented, remained but was soon taken care of. The pig masked hero extended two giant axe blades from the rocket barrel and swept under the carjackers foot. The blade behind his foot was jerked up and knocked the carjacker up his back. The masked man swung his axe down as if to split his head but stopped short, and instead hit him with the blunt end of the axe, knocking him out. The mn in the pig mask then took on many colors before exploding. When the huge flash of light dimmed and the scene was visible, he was gone.
"These people are seen by the public eye as vigilantes. But they are here to prove otherwise. Today, they will prove they are much more."
The third clip started. It showed a city watch camera of a highway. There was a pursuit of a car for whatever odd reason. Suddenly an explosion took center in the way of the lead vehicle. The vehicle swerved and eventually spun out of control. It slammed into a huge mortar anchored into the ground. It came to a sudden halt as it furiously tried to back up. Then a huge masked person appeared from behind the mortar. He grew to be the size of a building. For lack of a better mask he had a sack on his head. The vehicle almost burning out from trying to back up so fast was grabbed by the giant person's hand and simply put upside down. The wheels spun loudly as they were getting nowhere fast. The drivers scrambled out of the windows as the police arrived behind them. The giant them shrunk back down to about normal size, grabbed the mortar and shifted it into a massive club, before shrinking down and jumping off the side of the highway not to be followed on the account no one could see him.
"Was that Nogla in a potato sack?", Blake asked.
"Yeah. He doesn't wear a mask anymore. And I didn't know he could change the size of his weapons with him. Do you think he can do that to other stuff?". Weiss asked. Yang only elbowed her in the side while chuckling. Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose in realization of how it sounded.
"Today, these young men will prove themselves to be heroes. The heroes Remnant needs. With the ever growing forces against all that we stand for as a civilization we will not rest until the world is assured safe."
The fourth clip started. It showed video surveillance outside a building. A woman was being cornered by some assumed to be muggers. She turned and ran into an alley which the camera couldn't see completely. The muggers followed quickly, only for to be kicked right back out the other slowly backed out into view again to see a man in a hockey mask and holding a weaponized machete slowly approaching. The masked man flipped the machete backward and held it like a blunt weapon from what appeared to be four finger holes in the machete. The mugger still standing drew a riot baton. He swung but the attack was caught by the weapon. The masked man leaned in with his shoulder and pushed the baton away and swung back hand into the mugger's face with the grip of his weapon. He followed up with a punch and a crack to the knee and the mugger fell to the ground in pain. The masked man then flipped his weapon over in hand and cocked the weapon. He fired the shotgun part of the weapon off into the air to signal his presence. Someone followed by others rushed outside to witness the scene in the street before the masked man was replaced by a sudden crowd of people, and walked back into the alley and disappeared in the darkness. The woman had already walked back to the street now feeling much safer tried to follow the masked hero only to look around in confusion. Seconds later police sirens were heard.
With the clips ending the crowd still cheered at the acts of heroism. Although questionable. Ozpin stepped out followed by the four young men shown on the screen. Holding the microphone the four followed right behind him. The crowd was alive. All four of them were in the same area at the same time.
"Now, I would like to introduce you to Beacon's newest students", Ozpin said turning the four of them. The four of them stood at attention trying not to be overwhelmed by the crowd. The crowd quieted.
"These are the four you've come to know of. Evan, Also know as Vanoss. Jonathan as H2O Delirious. Tyler known as I Am Wildcat. And David, Daithi De Nogla. These four will become students here at beacon. And this event will become their initiation, as well as decidedly who will become their team leader. Now if you would all please settle down, we would like to explain the rules of this match."
The crowd withdrew and turned their attention to the monitor. Professor Oobleck's voice accompanied it.
"Good evening everyone. Now because of the unusual choice of match this event will follow certain rules. The potential for people's auras to break is increased in a free for all match. Because of this, after an individual's aura reaches red, the match will end and restart with the remaining Huntsmen still on the field. As you all know a free for all match puts each person to a potential handicap at 3 to 1. So to avoid injury past depletion of aura these measures are necessary. The last thing we need is for someone to be attacked further with no aura by miscommunication. The match will continue until the last remaining Huntsman on the field has defeated all others. Good luck to you gentlemen, and be careful."
With that the screen showing a simple example of the match rules ended and now focused back onto the field.
"Alright. Gentlemen please take your place at individual corners of the arena. Good luck. Failure to follow the rules will result in interference from Ms. Goodwitch.", Ozpin instructed. The guys looked around the arena and saw a ring at each end. Vanoss took the 9, Delirious took the 3, Wildcat at the 6, and Nogla at the 12 (clock positions). Ozpin exited the arena accordingly. Their auras appeared on the screen. Followed by their names. Not their real names. It'd be easier for everyone to track. They were just introduced to the rest of the world.
Glynda was observing the match from her usual spot. "I would ask the crowd to be quiet. I know there are only so many of you but we can't have distractions. Now you four listen closely", she said turning her attention to the four. "I won't hesitate to stop this fight if it gets out of hand. I expect you to take this seriously, but I know I probably shouldn't seeing your recent event. With that being said I have to start the event."
After she said that the four readied their weapons. Nogla extended his mortar into its club form and just kind of stood there holding it against his shoulder. Delirious flipped his weapon in hand cocking it, holding it upright and hunched forward. He looked around menacingly. Wildcat shoved a couple of rockets into the top of the greataxe and hefted it onto one shoulder with both hands. Vanoss loaded his disc shaped clip onto the crossbow that signaled with several clicks. Then he stretched over and extended his wings. Then he collapsed it back into its base crowbar form and slipped the clip onto his back. He held his crowbar high and bent his legs slightly like he was preparing to run.
"Alright it looks like we're set to begin", Glynda said pushing up her glasses.
"WooHoo Go Vanoss!"
"Quiet please."
"Give em hell Delirious!"
Glynda only sighed.
"Get em Nogla!"
"Let's go Wildcat!"
Glynda was obviously losing that fight. "Just begin!", she shouted.
The four charged into them middle fully prepared to take on the world. Vanoss was the fastest and went straight for Delirious. Delirious blocked and followed with a kick. Vanoss backed up and rolled out of the way just in time to duck as Nogla's massive club swung straight over his head. Nogla had missed and was open for attack. Wildcat swung down over head and missed Nogla, but mounted the blade into the ground and used the momentum to lunge forward and drop kick Nogla. He then unmounted the axe and swung 360 degrees. Delirious rolled over the axe mid swing. He landed perfectly and charged straight for Vanoss.
Vanoss was still fastest and slid below Delirious' sweep with the machete blade. He managed to catch him on the foot with the claw of his crowbar. A rocket fired off in Nogla's direction which nogla simply hit with the club. The explosion provided enough distraction to allow Nogla to shrink and run at Wildcat. With his tiny weapon he swung at Wildcat's ankle which surprisingly managed to carry the same force. He then popped back up about to slam his club down now full size again was hit with another rocket from Wildcat. Nogla flew in the other direction and Wildcat also took considerable damage himself from the close range explosion.
Delirious jumped and somersaulted in air after Vanoss caught his foot. Delirious landed and flipped his weapon blunt side up and swung behind him to catch Vanoss' attack. The weapons clanged and bounced off each other. Delirious followed turning around with a hook. Vanoss ducked and shot Delirious with a bolt square in the chest. The impact slammed him against the arena wall. Vanoss flew up a decent height and flew down with a heavy kick. Delirious sprung off the wall and caught Vanoss foot and swung him into the wall. Cocking his gun in shotgun form he went to unload a shell as he was about to stand but Vanoss' wing kicked up and knocked Delirious weapon up and missed his shot. Vanoss then spun around and quickly blinded delirious with his wing and clipped Delirious chin with the end of his weapon.
Wildcat rolled from his position on the floor to avoid a bomb launched straight to the spot he was just laying. He got up and ran straight for Nogla. With his mortar unanchored his recoil was higher than usual and Wildcat managed to close the distance. Wildcat swung his great axe and collided with Nogla's weapon with a loud metallic bang. Wildcat pulled back and caught nogla's weapon under the blade. Both of them fired off their explosives and sent each other in opposite directions. Wildcat's weapon flew overhead and landed behind Vanoss and Delirious.
Delirious recovered quickly from the attack to his head and flipped his weapon upside down and and whacked vanoss' arm out of the way, then swung at his leg. Vanoss on the floor was vulnerable and Delirious was about to swing his machete down to Vanoss directly. But Vanoss used his wing to push his body off the ground and kicked Delirious' weapon back. Using the momentum he grabbed Delirious by his blue sweatshirt flew into the air with him in grasp. Suddenly Wildcat came flying through and smacked into Delirious causing the two to spin. Vanoss threw Delirious in god knows what direction before recovering in the air. Delirious hit the ground and rolled. Both of them turned around to see the other two opponents.
Vanoss landed gracefully from the air to see Wildcat landed on his weapon sticking out of the ground just as gracefully. Wildcat grabbed his weapons handle he was standing on with both hands and somehow launched toward Vanoss in a frontflip about to smash him. Vanoss slid under Wildcat easily and fired a bolt into his body sending him off balance and hitting the ground rolling where Vanoss just was. Vanoss turned around to see Wildcat recovered the landing and fired off a rocket in his direction.
At the other end of the arena Delirious landed from being thrown by Vanoss. He got up to see a huge Nogla stomping his way over to Delirious club in hand. He was at least twice his size and clearly about to smash Delirious to oblivion. Delirious focused the energy from his aura and split into multiple copies of himself. Tons of Delirious's charged Nogla weapon in hand. Nogla not being able to guess the actual one just randomly swung at the crowds of them. Being so large mad Nogla an easy target and the multiple Delirious's grabbed onto him. Unable to shake off the oncoming horde he swung and flailed some off violently before switching his weapon to mortar form and fired bombs straight toward the ground. Copies were sent everywhere but managed to clear Nogla's immediate area. His big form fell flat on his back and shrunk. He got up a tiny Nogla and ran between the legs of the horde of Delirious. Swinging just about everywhere he managed to keep them off, but just barely was getting away with it. The copies swung and slashed and stabbed and shot at the ground overwhelming Nogla.
With team RWBY
"How are they gonna win this?! Their auras keep falling right after one another. There already in the low oranges, they're all gonna knock eachother out!", Ruby said on the edge of her seat.
"They're all capable fighters but they keep countering each other. They're too unpredictable!", Yang said loudly. The crowd was just as excited as the rest of them. Everything was happening all at the same time. It was too hard to actually analyse anything.
"What do you think Ms. Goodwitch is thinking? I can't follow all of this. How are they gonna stop?", Weiss asked.
"I don't know but someone has to change the fight really fast in a big way soon or else they're all K.O.", Blake said.
Suddenly a large shadow and a large flash of light filled the entire arena followed by the words "SUDOKUUUUU!"
Then a large horn sounded and a loud crash was heard. By the time the light was copies of Delirious knocked out all over the place, Wildcat knocked out himself underneath A giant Nogla, also knocked, out underneath a bus.
The cheering of the crowd stopped and a noise sounded signaling the end of the match. The crowd looked up to see who was the winner.
"What. THE HELL. Just happened?!", Weiss shouted.
"I DON'T KNOW!", Yang shouted
"HOW DID THAT BUS GET IN HERE?", Ruby yelled.
Blake didn't actually say anything. The crowd erupted in lot's of shouting as everyone actually had no idea what the hell just happened. Whatever it is they missed in the flash of light had ended the entire fight.
"Wait, where did Vanoss go?", Blake finally said.
What actually happened
Wild act fired a volley of rockets in Vanoss direction. He lept over the first dodged left right slid under but eventually was caught directly with the rocket. Vanoss rolled back recovering from the hard hit to his aura. He knew he couldn't keep up much more.
"HAAAAA!", Wildcat cried. Vanoss looked up to see Wildcat jumping up into the air with the rocket launcher aimed right at him. Wildcat fire the rocket intent on following up with a heavy swing of his axe from the, air. Vanoss took a deep breath and let his raw senses take over. Time seemed to slow and he fired a bolt right toward Wildcat and watched as it connected straight into the rocket, and blew in Wildcat's face. Wildcat fell out of the air and Vanoss took the opportunity.
Vanoss channeled whatever aura was left in his wings and lifted off with incredible speed. He grabbed Wildcat right out of the air and kept going up preparing for a dive bomb attack. Wildcat randomly fired rockets about in an attempt to shake Vanoss off before resorting to his last option. Wildcat shifted form and began to glow brightly. Vanoss took notice of this and tried to drop Wildcat. Wildcat clung onto Vanoss' arm in an attempt to take him with him. Vanoss furiously wriggled and kicked and pushed and only managed to get a small gap between them. Vanoss still keeping altitude pulled out his crossbow and bolted Wildcat right in the face. Just in time for him to yell. "SUDOKUUUUU!"
Wildcat self destructed halfway to the ground right above Nogla and Delirious. Nogla had grown once more to an even larger size. He swung and swept his arm tossing Delirious copies about he finally managed to hit the real Delirious. The copies fell over as Delirious lost focus and just began moving randomly about. Nogla in his colossal form grabbed Delirious. The copies returned to focus quickly and began climbing up the colossal Nogla. Covering most of his body and making it hard to move Nogla started screaming thrashing about with Delirious still in hand like king kong. Then then saw the light. They knew it was too late when they heard Wildcat's famous word. The explosion blew everyone away. The copies of Delirious flew off Nogla like scraps blowing in the wind, all the while still held onto Delirious.
Vanoss was launched skyward with such force he hit the ceiling with a bang. The area was so bright he couldn't see he only had one last trick up his sleeve.
'Come on come on think! What was the last thing I grabbed?'
-FLASHBACK-
"Nogla! Put that bus down!"
"No!"
-END FLASHBACK-
Vanoss used his semblance. Taking up so much sudden space resulted in a loud 'BOOM' as he couldn't fit the space he was in. The he was descending down with incredible speed and crashed into the ground. Nogla was the only thing between him and the floor. He tried to yell but after hitting the ceiling so hard he for some reason honked the horn. Then the bus crashed.
Vanoss was too braindead to tell what happened. But he did hear Weiss scream.
"What. THE HELL. Just happened?!"
There was lots of screaming afterward. The crowd shouted in what sounded like a mix of confusion and disappointment. Vanoss was a bus. Too tired to transform back immediately he looked around in whatever way a bus could before he saw the screen displaying their auras. The board read Vanoss was the only one with any aura left.
"Yaaaaaaaa-"
Pop
Vanoss body transformed back into it's form before he could finish his half hearted cheer of victory. His body fell from the air and ragdolled to the floor. The crowd stopped making noise when the sound signaling the end of the fight sounded. Vanoss being the only one who wasn't knocked out was still with almost no aura left.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhelp", He moaned. The crowd still didn't make any noise.
Glynda sighed. "I'll get the nurse…", she said walking off. She came back for just a second. "The event has ended everyone. I would ask you all leave. The initiation will be completed in the main hall where the team organization will be announced", she said. "Team RWBY, could you assist in getting them out of here?", she said looking at their team.
"Yeah", Ruby said.
"Sure", Yang added.
"Okay", Balke piled in.
"I guess", Weiss said.
Everyone made their way out talking about the match, thankfully not shouting this time. Glynda watched as the crowd excitement died down and they left in an orderly fashion. Sighing again she turned to leave. She kept her scroll in hand and put in for the request for the nurse. She was gonna want to know what happened.
"I never get a freaking break."
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"Care to explain what happened?", the nurse asked rather mundanely.
"I exploded", Wildcat said. He pointed to Nogla. "He was hit by a bus", he pointed to Delirious. "And he was kinda in between, but mostly got crushed by a giant hand", he finished.
The nurse sighed. "If you don't want to tell me that's fine but I'm not gonna be able to help", she said walking off.
"But it's true! I turned into a bus! I can do it again if you want!", Vanoss shouted.
"NO!", team RWBY shouted.
"Evan, if you turn into a bus in this room, which smaller than a bus, you'll kill us all", Blake said calmly. "Or at least do what you did to David. Whatever you do, don't turn into a goddamn bus again", Weiss said.
"Okay". Vanoss said lying back down. The new team were on the cheap plastic beds that kids lay on in the nurse's office. Also on top of that cheap paper sheet they lay on top of that. His head hit the shitty pillow with a puff of air.
"You guys! I guess I'm team leader. First order of buisness! Napping.", Vanoss said lazily.
"You got it", Wildcat said hitting the pillow like a brick. He started snoring immediately.
"Are you guys really that tired or are you exaggerating again?", Yang asked uncertainly.
"Well the only thing we ate today we're burgers-"
*BURP*
Everyone looked over to Nogla, except Wildcat who was passed out. He seemed totally oblivious to the stares.
"Then we got minimal amounts of sleep during the day. And on top of that, we just had an all out free for all match and depleted almost ALL of our aura. So ya, we're tired", Vanoss finished.
"Maybe we should get them some coffee. Hey! Maybe your friend Eve could-"
"Nope.", Vanoss cut Ruby off. Vanoss then started snoring.
"He didn't even hear what I had to say!"
Thunk
Thunk
Nogla and Delirious just hit the pillows like bricks. And now they were also snoring. Yang was laughing up a storm while Ruby had an small fit with her sister. Blake was trying her best not to laugh. She didn't keep a straight face, but kept it down. Weiss only smiled.
"We should leave. They'll be fine here. We can wake them up when they need to present. GOd knows they aren't waking up on their own", Weiss said. The team started walking out the door. Ruby sighed. "What a long day it's been so far."
"I know right? Those guys are outrageous!", Yang said.
"Should we really be leaving their weapons in the nurse's office?", Blake asked.
"It's not like we know where their room is", Ruby said. "Oh crap!", she said turning to her team. "They left their stuff in our room. The only took their weapons and gear", Ruby said.
"I think they have other things to worry about", Yang said. "... Wanna look through their stuff?"
"Yang!", Ruby said.
"Well did they look at our stuff?",Yang asked.
"Well… They did find Blake's smut"
"It's not smut! It's literature!", Blake said with her face red.
"Constantly having more sex than plot is not literature Blake", Ruby countered. "Delirious and Nogla seemed to like it though."
"Did they touch anything else?", Weiss asked.
"Uhhh, Oh! They took a picture with our camera", Ruby told Yang.
"Dammit! That stuff is hard to find! It better have been a good picture", Yang said irritatedly. Ruby pulled out her scroll and scrolled over to the picture. Yang smiled.
"And Delirious used the bathroom", Ruby finished.
"WHAT? ABSOLUTELY NOT WE ARE GOING THROUGH THEIR STUFF RIGHT NOW", Weiss said marching off loudly.
Ruby was confused. "Why?!"
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(I seriously need to learn how to make line breaks here. I'm using docs, hence why I don't linebreak.)
"So the event went a little unexpected?", Ozpin said with a coffee cup on his hand. This guy seriously drinks a lot of coffee. Surprisingly he's not acting Like Oobleck all the time. Legend has it, he's still drinking coffee to this day.
"Yes. The audience was blinded for the most part and three students were crushed on top of one another under a bus", Glynda said crossing her arms. "And the bus was one of the students."
"Well, I suppose when you mess with unpredictable people, you get unpredictable results. You know better than to have released that much information to the public", Ozpin said leaning back in his chair.
"I hardly doubt that had anything to do with the results.", Glynda countered.
"Oh no. Contrarily, they had actually planned to go all out because of the turn out. You should have seen the pep talk one of them gave. It gave way to something quite spectacular." He sipped his coffee once more. "Also, I don't like having to address a crowd on such a short notice. Speeches aren't easy. That's why I tend to keep them brief. We're lucky we had Oobleck and Port on call. Try not to do something like that again would you please?", he asked.
"Fine.", Glynda said defeated.
"Good. Where are they now?"
"At the nurse's office I assume. Last I saw team RWBY was escorting them." Just then Glynda's scroll went off. When she opened the image that caused the alert it was accompanied by laughter. It was Oobleck who sent the image. Glynda facepalmed hard and sighed just as hard.
"Why is Oobleck laughing? Show me what happened", Ozpin said at his desk. Glynda didn't bother looking at Ozpin and just handed him the device. Ozpin's expression was indescribable. In Ozpin's entire office the only thing they could here was Oobleck laughing hysterically.
"*GASPING FOR AIR*, THEY MADE A GIANT BUTT! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!", Ooblecks voice said over the tiny device. "OUT OF PANCAKES!"
Ozpin was going to say something, but Oobleck didn't give him the chance. "THERE"S BUTTER ON TOP! HAAAAAA-"
BEEP
Ozpin hung up and stared at the picture ever still. "How do they even get syrup up in there?", he asked himself.
"Oh for the love of god!", Glynda said grabbing her scroll aggressively and marching angrily out of the office as the elevator doors close behind her.
Ozpin was alone in his office now. He stared up at the ceiling. "... HOW?"
EXTRA SCENE :D
"Why do you think Evan has a comb in his bag?", Ruby said holding it up.
"How do you think he keeps his hair up?", Yang said rummaging through Nogla's boxes.
"Oh. I was gonna say, you can't really comb feathers."
She pulled out a piece of paper with a drawing on it. "Guys, I found a drawing of… pancakes?", Yang said confusingly. "Why does David have a picture of Pancakes?" She pulled out another picture. "And what the hell is this?", she said holding it up for the rest of them to see.
"That's a potato.", Blake said casually.
"Oh!", Yang said in an interesting tone. "I guess he likes drawing food", she said putting the papers back. She picked up another box in the hopes to find something interesting again.
"Tyler has a really big coat", Blake said holding up a giant brown fur coat. "And a polishing rag?"
"He must really like that motorcycle helmet of his", Ruby said.
"THERE IS SO MUCH PAINT IN HERE! WHY. IS. THERE. SO. MUCH. PAINT?!",Weiss practically shouted holding up so many tiny paint bottles. "Does he never show his face?!", she said looking to her team.
"I guess not", Blake said. "It's good to know he reapplies it though."
"How is that good to know?", Weiss challenged.
"Because that means he washes his skin. Or at least his face", Blake said no longer looking at Weiss. Weiss just threw them back into the box and moved onto his bag. "I swear if Jon has more paint I swear I'm gonna-"
"... Gonna what?", Ruby asked. She turned to see Weiss holding open a small notebook. Weiss was skimming through the pages looking at all the thing crossed off. It was a list. Ruby got up to see what was in the pages.
"The last thing he crossed off was build a giant dick.", Weiss said quietly. She narrowed her eyes in what could only look like confusion or things just didn't click yet.
"What's the next one?", Ruby asked.
"Uhh- we should probably go check on them!", Weiss said slamming the notebook closed nervously. Just then Ruby's scroll went off. It was a picture from Evan.
Zzzt-Zzzt
"OH COME ON!"
AAAND BREAK. Okay that's chapter 2. I didn't think I was going to have as much fun writing this random stuff as I did. But I decided to rather quickly as the story immediately got better attention in about a week and a half than my other story did in like a few months. Sooooooo, I'll continue the story. I realize this chapter didn't have as much comedic effect as the first chapter, but that's because I'm trying to fit in a little bit of everything in this story. I'll be taking suggestions as for what things to add to the story, but each chapter will have it's own little them. Alongside the humor of course. This chapter had a little action. I'll figure out what to do next. Also, I may include your ideas, but possibly not in the way you expect. Oh, and thanks to my first few reviewers. Although one of them was just bashing the characters, I still love feedback. And to the one worried about the romance part, I will be including romance to some degree, but in a more comedic fashion. Remember Brock from Pokemon? Well, I can tell you it'll be pretty close to around that meme-age. I guess it'll also be a better love story than twilight as long as we're throwing memes everywhere. Okay, so it's 6:30 in the morning here on the east coast and I didn't sleep tonight. So I'm gonna stop typing and put this up in a couple of minutes. Later.