Big heads, big attitudes, big heart. It had to happen eventually.
As per request,
Dust presents: VIDH Chibi
(I don't know what I'm doing. But that's the whole point of the Chibi right?)
If you have a hard time imagining their chibi form, I pretty much just picture them in their Gmod forms, with tiny bodies and huge heads. You can make their heads look big enough right? Because that's what makes the Chibi.
Intro sequence:
In a lone room, a single red youtube play button. It's magnificently large and shiny and red.
"Hoo-Dini !"
Suddenly a huge explosion takes place in the screen. The youtube button is no more, And is replaced with the giant letters of the Iconic team VIDH. Vanoss is off to the right by the giant letter 'V' whacking a barrel with his crowbar. Wildcat is on top of the giant 'I' doing the Gmod dance. Nogla is in front front the letter doing stretches and some albeit attractive poses. Suddenly Delirious comes from the left with the gravity gun and takes away the giant letter 'H', and drags it off screen. Then comes back quickly to replace it with a giant 'H' made of watermelons. Suddenly the barrel Vanoss was whacking explodes and the camera cuts to static. Right before the screen changes to the next clip, the banana bus jingle is heard in the background.
A tiny mouse appears on the screen, and clicks a play button in the middle of the screen. The first clip begins.
*click*
"Ow! Please let go!", Velvet says. Cardin appears to be picking on her once more. Nobody else appears to be around, until Jaune walks in.
"Let her go cardin!"
"Or what?", Cardin said with a scowl. A snapping sound and a slow metal thunking are heard from the right. Everyone looks left and there is Vanoss and Blake with a cross look on their face. Or mask. Vanoss was repeatedly thunking his crowbar in hand like a mobster with a pipe, and Blake snapped the band of gamble shroud like she was about to whip someone with a belt.
"You should have let go when you had the chance motherfucker", Vanoss said.
"It'd be a shame if something were to happen to you Cardin", Blake said sternly.
"Huh?"
Suddenly the scene changes to Cardin's face turning very red and swaying back and forth. His eyes are droopy and tired. Then the camera rotates upside down and we see Cardin is actually upside down. He is tied up with the band from gamble shroud wrapped around his body, and was dangling upside down from a flagpole outside the school. Suddenly Jaune came out of nowhere with a whistle and a coaches outfit. "Play ball!"
The teams Yang and Nogla appeared on both sides of the flagpole and violently began flailing him around, as if he was a tetherball.
"Ow! I am not OW! A goddamned OW! Tetherball OW!"
Velvet was watching closeby with the rest of her team. "What did they say they called this?", Coco asked beside her.
"Cardin-ball", Velvet said with her eyes following as Nogla and Yang smacked him about. The rest Coco's eyes followed the exact same pattern as hers. "Creative."
*Static*
Another tiny cursor clicks over a play button and the next clip starts.
*click*
Ruby is at a lone table. It's the kitchen as seen in various other scenes. She stares at something off screen to the left of her. We pan left ever so slightly to see a clear jar with some tape. On the tape says 'Terroriser's Cookies'
There's only a single cookie left in the jar. Ruby know's she would get caught if she took it. Who wouldn't notice the last cookie missing from the jar. But it's just on cookie. She could just cut her loses and deal with the problem later. She looks around cautiously. She didn't see anyone else to stop her from being impulsive, so she could blame them later.
Quickly she snatched the cookie from the jar and was about to take a bite when Terroriser burst out of the fridge with a shotgun in hand and leapt onto the table.
"PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!"
"AHHHH!"
"PUT IT DOWN!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Fine!", she said abruptly stopping the shouting. She threw the cookie back in the jar. "I'll just have some ice cream!", she said getting up to the fridge. She opened the freezer with a tub of ice cream, also with duct tape on it. 'Delirious' Ice cream'
She sighed. She opened the top only to find another lid with duct tape on it.
'Put it back'
She took off that lid. Another lid.
'I said put it back'
She raised an eyebrow. She removed the third lid only to see the color blue on the inside. Was it filled with playdough or something? Suddenly Delirious' head popped out of the ice cream tub.
"I told you to put it back!"
"AH!", Ruby yelled throwing the tub into the air. It landed sideways on the counter and Delirious slid out just like Zwei slid out of the mail tube, before popping back into shape. He rolled off the counter.
"You'd better not touch Vanoss' crackers", he said.
"Why not?", she said literally holding up the sleeve of crackers with duct tape on it. She held a single cracker in her hand before Vanoss voice came from the cracker. "Because he's a bird! He likes crackers!", Delirious warned.
"Ruby if you don't me back right now I will personally turn into every cookie in sight so that you will never be able to eat cookies for the next week."
Ruby didn't even look at the talking cracker she could assume was Vanoss in her hand. Delirious just stared at her and she right back. Never taking her eyes off his mask, she slowly put the cracker back in the sleeve and put it on the counter. They abruptly heard the crunching of cracker like a tiny bird enjoying it's snack.
*crunchcrunchcrunch*
Delirious and Ruby just stared at it. "How is he eating crackers if he's a cracker?", Ruby asked.
"Cannibalism", Delirious said without a second thought.
"No, I mean he doesn't have a mouth."
Silence…
*crunchcrunchcrunch*
*statcic*
*click*
Glynda and Ozpin were marching to the elevator door that lead up to his office.
"You shouldn't let them keep getting away with these shenanigans. It's lowering standards for the other students", Glynda said.
"Relax, there kids with highly powerful weapons and anime physics. Them fooling around are the least of our worries", Ozpin said stopping in front of the elevator door. "Now if you'll excuse me, I left my coffee in my office", he said slipping into the elevator. The doors close and he sighs to himself.
"Honestly. She needs to stop worrying about these kids. We have too many plot holes in the actual show to fix as it is. Never mind the characters."
*ding*
The elevator doors open to reveal his office with way too many copies of Vanoss' in it. They were all wearing dark shades on top of his mask for some reason. And suites.
"Mr. Anderson", the front Vanoss turned around.
"Who?", Ozpin said still in the elevator.
"Oh goddammit Vanoss you messed up the line!", Wildcat said walking into view.
"Why what was my line?"
"It was Mr. Ozpin! Who the fuck is Mr anderson?!"
"Oh my bad!", Vanoss said. Suddenly the Vanoss copies turned into Delirious copies.
"Oh son of a bitch Delirious!", Wildcat said.
"I'm sorry! They're hard to keep for long periods of time unless there me!", Delirious said walking into view also.
"Vooop-voovoovoovoovoovoovoovoovoovooVoop!", Nogla said scuttling out in a lobster costume dressed as a doctor.
"Nogla you're not supposed to come out yet!",Vanoss said.
"Why don't you memorize your part instead of his Vanoss", Wildcat suggested. Suddenly Terrorizer walked out and started speaking in his alternate voice.
"I THINK I'M IN THE WRONG FUCKING SCENE", he said with his Austrian accent from the future.
*ding*
Everyone turned to look at Ozpin who quickly grabbed his coffee when they weren't looking, and just went behind the closing doors of the elevator.
"Goddamn you Mr. Anderson. Goddamn you", Vanoss said staring at the elevator.
*static*
*click*
"Alright laser tag!", Yang said looking around pointing the plastic gun at the room. The tiny plastic handgun made several clicks but never actually did anything as is wasn't turned on.
"Why are we doing lazer tag when we could just go spar with our actual weapons? We had fun last time", Blake said putting on her vest.
"Because! This way we don't run the risk of killing each other, not that we do it anyway, but still! It's different!", Ruby said.
"I feel weird", Weiss said wearing the vest holding out her limbs inspecting herself. She wasn't used to this.
"Don't worry about it Weiss. It's just like the food fight remember?", Yang said.
"I didn't like that either."
"Well you're gonna have to get used to the fun stuff eventually", Ruby said slapping her on the back.
BUZZ
"Ruby you killed me!", Weiss said with her vest lighting up red.
"No! Weiss! How could I let this happen?! I can't go on!", Ruby said collapsing.
"Ruby! Yes you can! It's what she would have wanted!", Yang said running over. She wasn't fast enough.
BUZZ
Ruby had lasered herself.
"NOOOOOOOO!", Yang said collapsing over her sister's body.
"Yang come on we can still do this!", Blake said rushing over.
"WHY IS WAR SO CRUEL?! I DON'T WANNA FIGHT ANYMORE!", Yang sid yelling into the air.
"We can leave! We can run and never look back!"
"But what if they find us?"
"We won't give them the satisfaction!", Blake said raising her to gun.
"What? You don't mean?", Yang said wide eyed.
"We can't go on like this Yang!"
BUZZ
BUZZ
With the other team about ten feet away.
"Dude, they are taking this game way too fucking seriously", Wildcat said with his gear on.
"Well there's no enemy team now! Is it over? Do we win?", Nogla asked disappointedly.
Delirious raised his toy gun ever so slowly behind Wildcat. Vanoss was the only one who happened to see him.
Cue batman level suspenseful music or equivalent.
Vanoss looked back between Delirious and Wildcat. The suspense was building. Wildcat was completely oblivious he was about to be betrayed and assassinated all at once. He looked back and forth between them faster and faster panicking in his head. He took off into a full sprint. He dived in an attempt to push Wildcat out of the way.
Thunk
"Ow! Vanoss what the hell?", Wildcat said on the floor.
Delirious just stared at them. He had an equal expression of 'what the hell' in his mask.
BUZZ BUZZ
"Fuck!"
"Goddamit Delirious you team killing fucktard!", Wildcat said.
"That wasn't me! That was-"
"Haha! I'm the winner! Suck it boys!", Nogla said.
BUZZ
"Aww come on! Who shot me?", Nogla said defeated. Everyone turned to see Penny with full laser tag armor on.
"I cannot allow my team to be defeated. Especially after such odd circumstances of betrayal. Sorry about that!", she said standing next to the already defeated team RWBY.
"You were right RWBY this is fun! Should I play dead too?", Penny asked.
"No Penny everyone is dead. You already won", Ruby explained still on the floor.
"Aww! But I only got to kill one person!"
"Penny I don't think it's a good idea for robots to think like that", Ruby said.
"Nonsense", came an accented voice. Everyone turned to see terrorizer decked out in full laser gear.
"Oh shit! Robot fight! This is gonna be awesome!", Delirious said.
"Don't you think this could get a little out of hand?", Blake asked cautiously.
"Uh, Brian just take it easy alright? Remember these guns aren't real. There's no need to go full terminator here", Vanoss reminded him.
"Afirmative."
"OH MY GOD HE'S DOING THE VOICE!", Yang squealed. Apparently she likes the voice.
"Aw fuck! I didn't even realize I was doing it!", he said glaring at his team. Although nobody could see it through his glasses.
"Yeah you still gotta get used to that. Nobody talks like that from the past", Nogla explained.
Penny walked over. "It's nice to meet you! May the best cybernetic organism win!", she greeted nicely.
"I intend to", e said. A red light shined through his light.
"Ah shit he's going full Ter-"
Outside.
"Hey Qrow wanna do some laser tag?", Tai asked.
"What're we sixteen?", Qrow asked taking a chug from his flask.
"What, you scared I'll beat ya?", Tai said walking toward the building.
"Alright old man, you're on", Qrow said lazily following.
Then the building exploded.
The two stared at the fire.
"Bowling?", Tai asked.
"Sure. I'll call the fire department", Qrow followed.
"Auhhaaghlahl!"
*static*
*click*
"GIVE IT BACK!", Vanoss said pulling on one end of the cracker sleeve.
"THERE JUST CRACKERS", Ruby shouted pulling at the other end. It was now night time in the kitchen. Ruby was still trying to steal someone's snack.
"THEN WHY DO YOU WANT THEM?"
"BECaUSE I'M HUNGRY!"
POOF
The sleeve of crackers ripped open and crackers flew into the air. Ruby and Vanoss fell over in opposite directions, but everything slowed down In Vanoss' eyes.
I just wanted my crackers
And as the bits and pieces of broken and not broken crackers came down around Vanoss, he realized just how much those crackers meant to him. And as Evan fell down the crackers hit the floor like a rain of diamonds, as song played in Evan's head. It seemed fitting as everything fell so slowly.
"Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again",
Everything moved so slow. He attempted to grab one out of the air while it was still so slow, but he realized the task was in vain. He was moving so slowly. The poor cracker couldn't be saved.
"Because a vision softly creeping
Left it's see while I was sleeping",
He saw ruby falling the other way from their tug of war. Her eyes had just registered she was falling, albeit slowly. She seemed to realize this. "Wha- What the hell is going on? Where is this music coming from?!"
"And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains"
"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! WHY AM I FALLING SO SLOWLY?!"
Vanoss never said anything. He just was too caught in the moment.
"Within the sound
Of silence"
The music stopped.
THUNK
They both fell to the floor.
*Sound of crackers falling*
Ruby got up. "What just happened?", She said looking to Vanoss still on the floor.
He lifted his head up to look at her without moving the rest of his body.
"I was having a moment." And he put his head back down.
*StaticStaticStatic*
"HELP! HELP I"M ON FIRE!", Delirious said running across the screen.
He was indeed on fire.
*Static*
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Lol, there you go! There's your chibi chapter. I figure the episodes are about ⅓ the length of a regular episode, so I made my page count accordingly. The episodes have about four or five clips at most right? I figure I got around that many. Anyway this wasn't too much trouble so if yall like I could push out a chibi episode, err, chapter, every two or three chapters for the regular story. I went with a youtube theme for the characters as you could see, because I didn't want to just completely rip it straight from RWBY chibi. I felt like being creative. But I've been working on the next chapter as well as this one, so it shouldn't hinder much progress. Also, I didn't know how to do this one as much as my other chapters. Chibi episodes have different elements where they break the fourth wall, they interact with the camera differently(which is why I point to the camera shifting different directions instead of just switching scenes), and they also, well don't interact with characters the same. The last one is a given, but still, it felt weird to do. Thanks request guy. It was a new experience. If this was not satisfying enough I'll make more. Anyway, I'll be posting more opportunities for fulfilling requests. Also, the griffin, well, I had mixed results. So we'll see what comes our way. I already have the next idea for the next couple of chapters. After sci-fi, we'll jump straight to another focus. But still, it's my goal to it everything. The whole genre spectrum. It's a satisfying goal for me. Other than that, I'll post the next chapter soon. Later everyone.
-Dust