VIDH Chibi :D
#2
So currently I'm getting a little sidetracked with things. When I started my writing I said I didn't wanna be one of those people who only update every month, but it looks like that happened anyway :/ . Sooo I'm kinda slowly making progress. It's progress, but slow. I really need some help. Ugh. Like any. My other story I am incredibly lost with, and this one I keep running out of ideas that tie into what i call "PLOT". So for now, I thought I'd at least give you this to keep you interested :) Also, you guys are terrible at guessing the references! I'll have to make even more obvious ones. Welp, let's get this started.
*Static*
Four edgy teenage girls based on colors and fairy tales!
BWOOOOONG
Four Idiot's wearing masks for no reason!
BWOOOOOOOOONNNGGGG
A Really lack luster anime plot that was dropped by a large chunk of the fan base after the third season!
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BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGG!
Loud horns!
BWONG!
A bunch of mech shifting weapons that wouldn't work in real life!
BWONG!
ANIME TITTIES!
"No Nogla, we can't add that one"
"What why not?"
"Because Monty has anti nude protection with all the characters."
"What? Since when?"
"Since Yang's first trailer "Yellow"."
"Evan you and I both know I didn't watch that"
PARATITTIES PICTURES PRESENTS!
"You should go watch the trailers. It clears up some of the plot that they don't put in the show for some reason. Remember that guy Adam that nobody really cared about until after the train episode?"
VIDH CHIBI
"Oh yeah! That bad guy with no backstory after five seasons! Come to think of it, none of them really have a backstory yet do they?"
"Well I mean Emerald and Mercury had some really quick intor's but, no still no backstory. Especially with Neo or Roman… or Cinder… Or-"
"Yeah yeah Evan I get it, let's just start the episode."
…
BWWWWOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
*Static*
Team Rwby was sitting in their room. Yang was playing video games with her sister Ruby, and not letting her win, while Blake and Weiss were reading books. Although one was smut and the other was a textbook.
*SLAM*
Vanoss kicked in the door and the rest of his team followed through holding a bunch of stuff.
"Hey! You can't just barge in here an-", Weiss was cut off.
"Hold this!", Delirious placed a big speaker on top of her textbook.
"I'm not finished!"
"Well I am!"
On the other end of the room Wildcat placed a speaker on top of Blakes bed while Ruby and Yang just kept their focus on their games. Until Vanoss dropped a bunch of plastic guitars in front of them and unplugged their system.
"Hey! We were playing that!", Ruby said to Evan running around.
"Just a second!", he replied running back and forth across the room connecting a bunch of wires to the tv and their speakers.
"What's going on?", Blake asked from atop her bed looking at the intruding team in their room.
"We're playing guitar hero!", Nogla said plugging in the speaker next to her. Vanoss came back into the room with a bunch of other stuff. There appeared to be plastic drums and microphones and other stuff for the game.
"Well why are you in our room? And why did you-", Weiss was cut off again.
"Hold this", Delirious placed a box looking console in her hands.
"What? Why-"
"Thanks", Delirious took it back after placing another speaker on the bed below hers.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!", Yang asked looking at the team running around their room. Vanoss and Delirious set down the console in front of their television and plugged a bunch of stuff in. The screen flickered to life and Vanoss plopped down the other parts to the game and handed Yang the plastic set of drums.
"Ooh!", Yang said excitedly. "Wait, if it's a guitar game why do you have so many different instruments?"
"I think they have parts from a different game", Blake said to her partner from her bed.
"That's why we brought Terroriser!", Wildcat said pointing to Brian in the corner.
"Hey.", He said rather casually.
"HOW did we not notice him until now?", Ruby asked. Then Vanoss handed her a guitar.
"Alright! Everyone's got an instrument! Team RWBY vs. Team VIDH", Brian explained.
"Wait, I still don't understand. I thought this was a guitar ga-", Blake was cut off when brian plugged a wire into his ear, and the other end into the console. The rest of the instruments appeared on screen.
"Right…", Blake corrected herself.
"Ha-HAAAa- Oh!", Roman tried to kick in the door to find it was already opened. Neo popped her head in behind the door frame. "I thought today was-"
"Yeah today was your skit. I guess they just wanted to play some video games?", Ruby explained.
"Oh. Well then. This is awkward. Uh- wait a minute. Is that Guitar Hero?!", Roman stared in awe at the screen.
"Yes!", Wildcat confirmed sitting next to Yang with the other drumset.
"I…", Roman took off his hat, "LOVE. Guitar Hero!"
"Well it's also Rock Band, Drum and Dj Hero, but yeah Guitar Hero", Brian explained.
Roman's eyes slowly widened. His pupils shrunk and he covered his hat over his heart. "MY GOD…"
Neo held up a sign, -We wanna play.-
"Fine, we can rotate. Neo you're with RWBY, Roman your with VIDH", Brian said. "We have two extra controllers, so everyone choose what you wanna swap out with if you do", he said plugging in the extra two guitars.
"Are we really doing this?", Weiss looked over to Blake.
"I guess so", Blake shrugged.
*CRASH*
Everyone turned to see Neo standing there looking pissed. There was a small odd shaped hole in the wall. Inside it was a small handle embedded in the hole.
"Okay, WHO was the SMARTASS who gave Neo a goddamn microphone?!", Brian asked. Everyone turned to look at Nogla.
"Well let's not point any fingers here!", Nogla looked around at the accusing face.
"Actually we weren't supposed to have microphones. Sorry about that", Delirious handed Neo the DJ hero controller. She plopped down in front of the TV next to Yang.
"This is a terrible idea…" Weiss said.
"You're just saying that because we don't have enough controllers for you to play the first round", Wildcat said on the bed below her with the Drum controller.
"No I mean why do we have amplifying speakers? Isn't that gonna be too loud?"
"Nonsense!", Delirious got up and turned the volume all the way up on the speakers.
"NO DELIRIOUS THE MICROPHONE IS STILL PLU-", Terroriser tried to stop him. But he was too late.
Neo held up a sign. -Cover your ears-
FROM OUTSIDE
"Do you think showing up to the girls school unannounced is a good idea?" Taiyang asked. "What if they're not here? They could be on a mission or something."
"Well if they are, then we'll do something else" Qrow went to take a sip of his flask of his flask only to find it empty. "I gotta find get more to drink anyway", he mumbled.
"How about karaoke?", Tai said still walking toward the school.
"First we go bowling, now you wanna do karaoke? God you make me feel old", Qrow said slugging along slouching over.
"C'mon! It'll be fun! Maybe we'll get you a girlfriend while we're there!"
*scrrrREEEECH*
"NO DELIRIOUS THE MICROPHONE IS STILL PLU-"
*KABOOOM*
They looked up at team RWBY's room window to see all the glass, and the glass of the surrounding windows break before the boom stopped. The kids fell out the window soon after.
"Tell you what", Qrow said getting Taiyang's attention once more. "You buy me enough to drink I'll go wherever. I don't think I can handle whatever that was", he rubbed his forehead.
"Works for me!", Tai said triumphantly. The two walked off while Zwei was carried off by the Griffon in the background.
*Static*
"Okey, so if they're all based off fairy tales then who is everyone else in the show based on?", Nogla asked. Their team was currently sitting in the courtyard on a bench observing the school's various characters. Thankfully they were no longer random black shadows.
"Wait, they're all fairy tales? I thought they were colors!", Delirious said feeling stupid.
"Well that too, but See You've got Red riding hood, that bitch from Frozen, beauty and the beast and goldie locks. They're all some kinda fairytale", Wildcat explained pointing to team RWBY in order.
"Well I would think Weiss is Snow White, but what about everyone else?", Nogla asked. "Like team JNPR?"
"They have Joan of Arc, Thor, Mulan and, some kind of generic spartan", Wildcat explained.
"Damn Nogla, you just got hit with some knowledge!", Evan piled on.
"KWAWLEDGE!", Wildcat smacked an object over his head.
"Ah you fuck! I still have a bruise there from your dud rocket!", Nogla winced holding his head. "What did you smack me with anyway?", Nogla picked up a plastic box off the ground. It was a video game case.
"It's some game I never played. I don't like Final Fantasy you can have it", Wildcat mumbled letting him pick it up.
"So what about Qrow?", Evan asked from the other end.
"He's cloud from Final Fantasy", Wildcat explained.
"What? I thought you just said you literally don't like that game. Also how? Qrow looks nothing like Cloud!", Evan pried.
"Well it doesn't take a fuckin' genuis to see it's true! Look at the Qrow's sword! It's literally a giant mechanical sword just like Cloud's!", Wildcat explained.
"No way, Qrow doesn't land on his sword the way Cloud doe-", Nogla was cut off.
"Volume 4, Chapter 7 at 14 minutes. He lands on his sword Just like Cloud does when fighting Tyrian.", Wildcat pulled out his scroll and played the video.
"Oh shit! More KNOWLEDGE!", Evan said shoving it in Nogla's face.
"Yeah but-", Nogla was cut off again.
"Oh I know what you're gonna say, It's not like his rival has a giant fucking Katana with really long hair- OH WAIT A MINUTE! Yes he does! That's his sister Raven! Watch the fuccin' show some time!", Wildcat smacked him with a book.
"I'm learning so much!", Nogla said from under the book!"
*Static*
"Yang your hair is on fire!", Delirious shouted from behind her. They were at the school gym and Yang was vigorously punching a punching bag with her team behind it.
"I know! It just kinda does that!", she said with her eyes red.
"Why? I thought your semblance was like taking damage and getting stronger?", Delirious questioned. Yang stopped and turned to look at him neutrally. Her hair was no longer on fire and her eyes returned to lilac. Her team collapsed on the other side of the bag.
"It's not a semblance. It just happens", She explained. "Why do you ask?"
"Well what happens if you try to put it out?", he asked. Yang's eyes went wide at the memory.
*flashback*
BEEPBEEPBEEPBBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
"AHHHH FIRE!", Ruby yelled breaking into her room firehosing everything in her team's room. After the walls were completely covered in fire retardant, Yang came out of the bathroom.
"Yang! What happened?! Did you see what was burning?! There's smoke everywhere!", Ruby practically shouted.
"I uh- slipped in the shower and got mad…"
*snap back to reality*
"Uhhhhhhhhh", Yang deadpanned while Delirious stared at her. "Nooooothing? Why do you ask?"
Delirious' eyes widened.
*flashback*
"AHHHH A TORNADO!", Vanoss yelled looking at the storm coming back for their already destroyed house.
"QUICK, GET ONTO THE ELEVATOR!", Delirious yelled.
"WHY IS IT ON FIRE?!"
*back to reality*
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
*Static*
"Welcome to the team RWBY vs. VIDH Gmod olympics!", Brian yelled.
"Where'd we get the stadium from?", Yang yelled up to Brian on top of a bowl.
"Nevermind that! I now, officially declare the olympics OPEN!", Brian yelled setting off the fireworks in his Arnold voice.
"OOH! FIREWORKS!", Ruby yelled. They stood and watched for a minute until a burnt up Terroriser started the event.
"OKAY! The first event is the freerun! Please choose your competitors!", Brain announced from somewhere unseen.
"Aww crap! You know they're gonna choose Ruby! We're gonna suck at this one!", Delirious grabbed his hair.
"Don't worry guys! I got this in the bag!", Nogla said. "I've got a trick up my sleeve." Nogla confidently strode over to the start of the running line next to Ruby. They took their running positions until Brian shouted.
"GO!", Ruby took off down the track like a blur. While Nogla just stood there with something in his hand.
"Fire in the hole!", he clicked a button and the ground blew open a crater in front of Ruby and she fell right in.
"Hey! You cheated!", Yang yelled from the sidelines.
"Sorry Yang! But this isn't your regular competition!", Nogla yelled back. Nogla then shrunk down and placed himself inside his mortar and launched himself across the finish line.
"Alright, do to unusual circumstances this event will result in a draw", Brian said over the intercom.
"What?! Come on man!", Tiny Nogla yelled from the finish line.
"Well, to be fair, you blew up the track!", Brian yelled back.
"Can someone get me out of this hole?!", Ruby shouted.
NEXT EVENT
Score: 0 - 0
"The next event is the soccer free throw!", Brian said over the intercom once more.
"YES! I can do this one!", Yang said excitedly.
"With goalies!", Brian added.
"Awwww. Wait, I can be a good goalie too! Who am I facing?", Yang asked. Delirious walked up next to her.
"Sup."
"You? I thought I'd be facing Nogla. He could just change size to defend the goal!"
"No, somebody different has to play each event from the one prior so everyone gets a turn", Brian explained. "Delirious and Yang, please move to the kicking line and goal respectively. Delirious is on goalie first", Brian said.
"Be careful Yang! He has a goalie mask!", Ruby shouted off the field.
"Ruby it's for hockey", Weiss explained.
"Yeah, duh, but same goal", Ruby retorted to her partner.
Delirious stood in front of the soccer net while Yang stood at her ready position with the ball.
"You ready?", Yang asked.
"Hold on!", Delirious said. Then he split into copies and formed a barricade in front of the net. "Okay now I'm ready! HahehehahAHHAGH!",he laughed evilly.
"What? Come on Brian that can't be fair!", Yang shouted to nowhere in particular. Nobody knew where Brian's voice was coming from.
"Yang as much as I appreciate traditional sports, I did allow Ruby to use her semblance in the freerun", Brian countered. Yang sighed under her breath.
"Fine…", Her eyes turned red. Delirious still laughing at the net didn't see what hit him. He only heard the sound of a ball hitting his face with the force of a super sayin (because I know he's a dragonball fan). The classic looney tunes imprint of Delirious' body ripped through the net and into the wall behind it. Everyone just stood still and waited for a moment.
"Yang, let me remind you that this is soccer. Not bowling. I'm gonna have to give this one another draw", Brian said over the intercom.
"What? But it went into the goal!", Blake shouted from the off field.
"It went THROUGH the goal! And into a WALL! Next event!", Brian declared.
NEXT EVENT
Score: still, 0 - 0
"Okay! So we have two injuries so far, let's not try to repeat history. The next event is bobsled racing!", Brian announced. They were all now atop a hill of ice and snow with a trail for their sleds to go down. "This is a two person event! So the competitors will be Weiss and Blake versus Vanoss and Wildcat. Good luck guys! Oh yeah and you have to pick your sled! You have ten minutes to find your appropriate vehicle!"
10 minutes later…
"Why the fuck-", Brian was about to ask.
"We made a boat!", Blake shouted on the deck of the boat.
"I know! I can see it! WHY?!", Brian retorted.
"It's okay! I had the same question! So we put skis on the bottom!", Weiss answered.
"Aaaaaaand team VIDH has made… Nothing they're on the Griffin", Brian said disappointed. "Well that explains where they got the materials to make an entire ski boat from. You guys didn't use any!"
"Yes we did!", Wildcat shouted. "See look! We made a couple seats out of this plank and some belts, and then we have a steering device right here!", Wildcat held up a plunger with some string. Dangling from the stringed plunged plunger was a frozen pancake. Wildcat stuck the plunger onto the Griffon's beak and watched in amusement as it tried to catch the frozen breakfast item.
"What are those on its feet?", Brian asked.
"We also knitted him some mittens for his feet!", Vanoss shouted. Everyone turned to look at the bright red mittens while the griffon simply tried nipping at the pancake.
"There's no way that's gonna work", Brian commented. "How are you going to make it turn?"
"Uh, DUHHH! We lean! What do you think we are? Ammateur bodsledders?", Wildcat responded confidentiality.
"You know what? Go for it! Everyone line up!", Brian shouted. The two teams moved to the starting line. "I don't know how you two managed to make a boat in ten minutes, or what the hell these two idiots were thinking riding a wild animal into an olympic sport, but good luck to you both! This is shaping up to be an interesting match", Brian added. "Alright, ready?"
Wildcat and Vanoss are wearing identical helmets on top of the griffon, while Weiss and Blake were wearing black and white motorcycle helmets with visors.
"Hold on!"
"Just one sec!"
Both teams were putting on some more protection.
"Where the fuck did you guys get ballistic vests from?! I'm not letting you go-"
"HE SAID GOOOOOOOO!", Vanoss yelled as the Griffon kicked up on its hind legs in a screech and dashed forward chasing the pancake.
"GOOOOOOOOOO!", Blake and Weiss screamed as Weiss shot them forward with a gravity glyph.
"You fuckers i didn't say-", Brian was cut off.
"They're gaining on us!", Vanoss shouted from behind Wildcat. "We need more fuel!"
"I gotcha!", Wildcat said tying a second pancake to the end of the plunger.
Blake and Weiss were gaining speed rather quickly due to Weiss' semblance.
"Blake! Shoot at it with your gun!", Weiss shouted.
"What? Why?! I don't wanna hurt the thing!", Blake said under her helmet. Both their hair was flowing from under their helmet in the wind.
"The thing is immune to explosives, Some bullets aren't gonna hurt it!"
"Then why would I shoot at it?" Blake questioned.
"...Good point! I'm gonna try something risky!", Weiss said.
"Please don't!"
"Too late!", Weiss struck her sword into the snow below the side of the boat and cast an ice glyph in the direction of the griffon's path.
Vanoss and Wildcat saw this just before it struck.
"AH! Take evasive action!" Wildcat said.
"I got it. AHHHHHH!", Vanoss shouted. The griffon screeched and flew up into the air and completely avoided the chunk of ice in its path.
"What the fuck was that?", Wildcat asked confused.
"A bird call!"
"Well tell it to go back down! We're gonna lose the track if we keep going up!"
"Don't worry I got it!", Vanoss said loading a special bolt into his crossbow.
Weiss and Blake stared in confusion. "Where are they going? They're not following the track", Weiss said as the boat banked on a curve going right. They were getting further away from the other two.
"Well I guess we don't have to worry about losing", Blake said relaxed.
*THUNK*
A grappling bolt with a wire struck into the deck of the boat.
"What the fuck is going on? This is supposed to be a sled race not a James Bond car chase!", Brian shouted from the intercom.
"We've been anchored! They're gonna pull us off course!", Blake shouted. "And I can't cut the wire!"
"It's okay. My glyphs can keep us on course. Just try not to let them boar-"
"They're boarding us", Blake cut her off.
"Oh come on!", Weis pouted.
(Cue Pirates of the caribbean music)
"AHHHHHHHHH!", Vanoss was ziplining down the wire toward their boat with the end of his crowbar. Wildcat remained on the Griffin and fired rockets toward the boats path. The explosions threw up smoke and powder snow and temporarily blinded them.
"I can't see where we're going! I'm trying not to get hit! Can you see Vanoss at all?", Weiss asked Blake amidst the constant booming in front of them.
"No!", Blake shouted back. It wasn't until the smoke and snow cleared she saw Vanoss coming down on her helmet with his crowbar. Her visor cracked and she stumbled. Not being able to see through the distorted cracks she took off her helmet and chucked it aside. Her hair picked up in the wind dramatically as she stared Vanoss down.
"Wait, what happened to your helmet?", Blake asked.
"We put it on the Griffon", he said readying his crowbar. Blake drew her sword and they fought alongside the deck. Their weapons clashed and clanged as they struggled to gain any ground on the speedboat on skis.
Wildcat viewed from a distance while trying to be useful without blowing up his teammate. He looked to the griffon, now wearing a helmet for some reason.
"Hey birdy, I have an idea!"
Weiss was doing her best to keep the Griffon from pulling them off course but saw Blake couldn't unanchor them with Vanoss on board. So she just kept guiding them back with glyphs.
*SLAP*
"What the?", Weiss looked at the pancake that landed right in front of her. Her eyes widened at the realization. "Oh crap!"
*THUD*
The Griffon landed on the front of the boat and screeched at her. She raised her weapon and aimed at it. "BRING IT ON!"
"SCREEEEEEEEE!"
"AHEM!"
Everyone stopped fighting to look at see Wildcat boarded the boat.
…
…
...
"Sudoku~"
*KABOOM*
The boat and everyone on it exploded into a blast of aura. But somehow a single piece of the deck still remained headed toward the finish line. Wildcat got onto one knee.
"Oh boy those still hurt the soul a lot", he mumbled. He then saw Blakes sword pointed right at his face.
"Get off my boat!", Blake yelled taking up the other half of what remained of the deck.
"Over my dead body!", Wildcat said swinging the axe down onto the piece of deck. It stopped and thunked into the thick wood.
"HA! You couldn't cut through the deck!", Blake smiled triumphantly.
"Oh I'm not planning to CUT through anything today!", Wildcat said gripping the trigger of his rocket launcher.
"You wouldn't! You- you're a mad man!", Blake said in shock.
"No… I AM WILDCAT!"
*BOOM*
Blake and Wildcat both blasted apart and the deck was no more. They landed just feet from each other in the snow covered in smoke.
"I guess nobody wins", Blake said face down in the snow.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that", Wildcat said back.
"What?!", Blake looked up to see the Griffon headed toward the finish line. On it was Vanoss and dangling from the wire bolt that he fired was…
Vanoss looked down at Wildcat and Blake as he passed them. "Ya got pranked bitch!", he shouted down at Blake.
"Look out behind you!", Wildcat shouted up to him.
"Hi Evan!"
"AHHHH!", Vanoss turned around to see Weiss smiling sweetly.
"How did you get up here?!", he yelled.
"Well you never untied the bolt from your Griffon, so I just grabbed onto it and climbed on up here", she said pulling out her weapon. "Aaaand don't take this personally buuuuuuut", she sent an electric arc down her weapon using all her electric dust. "I'm not letting you win", she no more than poked the griffon with her rapier…
With the others
"Oh look! They're about to finish! Ruby said next to Delirious. They were the only two injured so they got to view the event from inside a nurses office. Then she saw Wildcat blow up the boat.
"Awwwwww…", Ruby said disappointed. "No, wait they're still!- Awwwww again?"
"Where's Vanoss? And Weiss?", Delirious said on the nurse bed adjacent from her.
"Oh look! There they are! But they're on my teams sled right? Does that mean my team wins?", Delirious asked glued to the screen.
"Wait why are they glowing?", Ruby asked.
*FLASH*
Lightning struck the Griffon and both of them off it.
*KABOOOM*
*rumble*
They could hear the thunder from inside the building still at the olympic stadium.
Back at the event
Both Evan and Weiss slide into the snow smoldering and stopping just before the finish line. Suddenly the intercom came on once more.
"Okay... I don't know what the HELL that was, but you're all disqualified", Brian's voice said.
"What? But that's half of both teams!", Weiss said lifting her head from the snow.
"Yeah! And Delirious and Ruby are injured. Who's gonna compete in the next event if Nogla and Yang already went?", Wildcat yelled from a little further back.
"That's not my problem. You guys have destroyed literally every event so no more olympics in anime. In fact, no more sports at all. Let's just stick to fighting scenes and terrible drama. Now I'm goin' home, goin' to bed", Brian finished and shut off the intercom.
Vanoss looked up, and then thunked his mask back down in the snow. Weiss looked at him and did the same. The last thing on the screen is the griffon casually walking by on fire, before rolling around in the snow and putting it out. Brian walked up and gave placed a gold medal around its neck before walking off. The Griffon is the true winner today.
Score: 0 - 0
Griffin: 1
Terrorizer: Disappointment
*STATIC*
Okay I hope you liked it xD I had fun imagining those scenes. I know there weren't many, but the first and the last one were pretty long to make up for it. Hope you enjoyed it. Not gonna lie it feels good to actually complete something for once, even if it is just a chibi filler chapter : / but it was still lots of fun! Writer's block is a pain in the ass, so I think I need to stop thinking so much about how to move forward with the plot and just not think at all. I love the random stuff that comes to me :D Not thinking never fails! Anyway, sorry about the delays in updates. I'm on vacation starting today so I'll be gone for a week but I WILL keep things up to date! I just need some encouragement I guess. So IF at all possible and you like this story, please let me know what you think :) Originally I wanted to write for me, but I like seeing I can make people happy. Or at least entertained. So- um. Yeah. I need sustenance. Rich BUTTERY SUSTENANCE! Sustenance in the form of inspiration. So, the first thing that popped into my box of not thinking was a boss battle. They're all gamers, boss battles were a staple of video game history. Somehow not thinking helped bring that idea about. If you can think of any boss you'd like to see them face off against (perhaps from a game they've played if not that's fine too), go ahead and let me know :D Now I'm really tired and going to bed.
-Dust