Week 2: Looking For Love At All The Wrong Ages

Starring: Ms. Keane, Blossom, Berserk

Location: Blossom and Berserk's sweet 16

A mother of two beautiful twin girls clumsily switching her hips as she made her way into the noisy living room. All that could be heard was the constant sounds of laughter, giggles and music. Well that was until the mother stepped into the living room that is.

"Mom!" both her twin girls yelled. Hearing this all the lights in the living room were flicked on and the music was stopped abruptly.

"Margaret!" Her ex-husband shrieked girlishly looking at her wildly. "What on earth are you wearing?"

"What? I look good! All the guys here are gonna wanna eat me up." She spoke to her ex-husband and children as they pulled her away from the birthday party that was thrown for Margaret's two children in the living room. But of course, her full attention was on a guy that was walking through the living room looking away from the mother uncomfortably.

"These 'guys' that you are talking about are half your age!" One of her children Berserk spoke disapprovingly her arms crossed over her chest.

"You don't know that," Margaret pouted softly. So what? Your father can have a young hot boyfriend, but I can't?!"

"Mom! Are you seriously looking for a 'hot young boyfriend' at our sweet sixteen party?!" her first born exclaimed her hands on her hips an eyebrow raised.

"That doesn't change the fact that they're all looking at me like I'm a piece of candy. You don't know what they like!"

"Last I checked Mitch likes tigers not cougars." Berserk mumbled under her breath.

"Hey I heard that!"

"You were meant to!"

"Margaret, they're looking at you like candy because you are dressed like an oversized cupcake!" on queue a teenage male walked by Ms. Keane and stopped short in his tracks.

"Are there any cupcakes here?" Ms. Margaret Keane frowned before leaning against the wall behind her.

"Maybe you guys are right. I'm too old to be hanging around kids younger than me. What am I thinking, kids that are more than half my age? I am a cougar!"

"Oh come on, Marge, don't be like that. You'll love again."

"No I won't! I'll be forever alone for the rest of my life," Margaret continued to pout. Her two twin girls just standing there awkwardly.

"Hey, Mis. K." An older teenage kid winked as he walked past her.

"On second thought, I look pretty damn good for a 35 year old mom... and I've always liked cubs," Margaret smirked and winked before rushing over to the teenage boy switching her hips way too hard for anyone's liking.

"Hopefully we aren't going to be into people half our ages." Blossom spoke to her sister watching as their dad walked away with his 19 year old boyfriend.

"I don't know Bloss. Blake looks really good in that onesie that I bought from Babies-R-Us."