5) What's said is said
Plot: Erik and Charles meet the Goblin King. (I own nothing. Jareth is from Jim Henson's The Labyrinth.)
"I apologize for my student's faux pas, sir."
"So this Peter did not mean to wish this Hank away?"
"Of course I -"
"No! My son did not mean to do that!"
"Dad, what are you even doing here?"
"I came as soon as I could. Charles told me about your little fight with Hank."
"He made me clean up the entire lab!"
"Because you made a mess in there!"
"But professor -"
"Anyway, what's said is said, my mutant friends. So you have two choices, Peter; forget Hank or run my labyrinth and rescue him."
"Eh, I'll take the former - Ow! Dad! Let go of my ear!"
"Who do you think you are anyway?"
"I am Jareth, the Goblin King."
"I apologize for our rudeness, your highness, but where is Hank exactly?"
"You're not being rude, Charles. Your boyfriend is though."
"I'm not his -"
"Hank is in my castle, which is in the center of the labyrinth. So, will any of you run the labyrinth for him?"
"I will."
"Charles, no! It's too dangerous.
"It amazes me how much faith you have in me."
"You're teaching. Let me get Hank. Your majesty, how long do I have?"
"Thirteen hours."
"Erik, no! May we go together?"
"Two runners? Your time will be split in half then."
"Well, what if we agree to not use our powers?"
"Powerless? Hmm... Fine, but you mustn't use them under any circumstances, or you'll both be severely punished. Understand?"
"Yes. Peter will stay home."
"Be careful, Dad, professor."
"You may go. There it is."
"By the way, why are you covered in glitter?"
"I'm Fae. It's natural to us, especially royalty."
"Well, keep it on your person. Fae? What is that, a kind of pixie?"
"Erik, don't be racist."
"I'm not a pixie, mutant. I'm Fae."
"Could've fooled me."
"Well, I was right."
"What are you talking about?"
"Your lover is a mutant, and you're just a brooding ass."
"He's not my - "
"Good luck. Such a pity."