Crazy trouble with love
Pinkie, the rest of the mane six, and Spike
Series: My little Pony
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It was a sunny day as Pinkie was currently looking down in sadness.
"Why is everypony avoiding me? Did I do something wrong? What do you think, Twilight?"
Pinkie Pie was surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals with photos of her friends' faces taped on.
"Oh, I don't know, Pinkie," Pinkie said in a mock voice. "I have way too much fun with books to party."
"What about you Rarity?" she asked to another.
"Oh not at all darling. I just love making dresses to have fun."
"And you, Rainbow Dash?" she asked.
"Oh, I'm just a fast pony who doesn't have time for slowpokes."
"And Fluttershy. Why don't you come?"
"Oh, I would, but I can't leave my animals alone."
"Applejack, what would get you to stay at my parties?"
"Oh nothin' short of a good lassoing, sugah cube."
"Great idea, Applejack!"
"An you Spike? Why won't you visit my parties?"
well, what can anthros do that can't be done with the ponies as they are or humans?
"Oh, you know, too busy kissing Twilight's flank to party. Also, I can't stop craving Rarity's flank."
Pinkie stop doing imitations as she began to tear up.
"I'll drag those guys to my next party if I have to, and I know just who to start with. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Pinkie grabbed some rope as she planned her vengeance.
(Applejack)
Applejack was walking out of the barn after fixing some apple desserts for Pinkie's surprise party when she found herself in a burlap sack and tied tight.
"Hey, who's there? I'ma warnin' y'all, when I get my hooves on ya, y'all will be sorry!"
"I don't think so, Jackie!"
Applejack recognized the voice.
"Pinkie Pie? What are you doing?"
"If I can't have you girls and Spike as friends, then no one will!"
"Uh-oh."
Pinkie cackled with delight as she ran off to the next girl.
(Rainbow Dash)
Rainbow Dash was tired from trying to prepare for Pinkie's surprise party and decided to take a nap in her home down in Ponyville. Once she entered her home, she felt a tug on her hooves and looked down, seeing a trip wire.
"What the-?" she didn't have time to finish as a huge puff of smoke appeared. It cleared to show her tied up as Pinkie walked in with a smile.
"Pinkie, what are you doing?"
"I'm gonna make sure you all are my friends and my friends only. I won't let anyone take you away from me!"
She grabbed Rainbow by the back of the ropes and dragged her away to get the next trap ready.
(Rarity)
Said fashionista was adding the final touches to a special dress for Pinkie Pie as a gift.
As Rarity carefully put the dress in a box, making sure not to wrinkle it or anything, she heard a knock at the door. She quickly hid the box, wondering who it could be.
"Who is it?" she called from her side.
"Outfit delivery!" a macho voice said.
"Ooh, I hope it's something for tonight's party," Rarity said as she opened the door and saw Pinkie Pie with a mustache and holding a box. "Pinkie Pie!"
"Yep, and here's your outfit!" Pinkie said as the box exploded.
(Fluttershy)
Fluttershy was getting some decorations for Pinkie Pie's surprise party when her animal friends were alert.
"Oh, what's wrong little ones?" They pointed to some shadows, and Fluttershy saw red eyes with a dark red smile. "Eek! Can you deliver that to Sweet Apple Acres?"
"Sure thing," the sale pony said.
"Thanks! Gotta go!"
Fluttershy ran away faster than under the stares of 1000 ponies when she tripped over some rope, and got trapped in a cage made to fit her as her animal friends fled.
"Got a Fluttershy!" cheered Pinkie coming out.
"Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?"
"I'm not gonna let you girls dump me for someone else, so I'm gonna keep you forever! Don't worry, I'll feed you every day! Hehehe!"
Fluttershy wondered what to do, fearing for her friends' fate.
(Twilight and Spike)
Twilight was arranging her books while Spike was getting ready to take a nap.
"Hey, Spike, shouldn't Fluttershy have been here by now to help with Pinkie's cake?" Twilight asked her dragon assistant.
"I don't know, but I need to take a nap before the party," Spike said. "And Pinkie sure was acting weird today."
"Wait, what?"
"Oh, she dragged me somewhere and started asking me why you guys have been seemingly avoiding her. Don't worry. I didn't tell her about the party."
"Good." Then they heard a knock at the door. "Oh, it must be Fluttershy."
"Great."
As Twilight opened the door, she was surprised to see Pinkie Pie instead of Fluttershy.
"Oh, Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?"
"Making sure you and Spike don't replace me!" Pinkie said.
"What are you talking abou-?" Twilight started to say before Pinkie pulled a frying pan out of nowhere and whacked Twilight with it.
"Twilight, what's going-?" Spike started to ask before Pinkie knocked him out too.
Pinkie smiled before tying them both up with some rope.
Then Pinkie Pie dragged them to her home as they went into her secret basement where the rest of their friends were. Rarity was in a leather body harness, and handcuffed with chains keeping her suspended. Fluttershy was in a cage wearing a collar like one would find on a pet. Rainbow and AJ were strapped to a wooden griffin and dragon respectively.
Pinkie slipped an anti-magic band around Twilight's horn similar to Rarity and tied her and Spike together to a steel beam.
As Twilight and Spike woke up, they saw the rest of their friends trapped like them.
"Don't worry, guys, I'll get us out," Twilight said. She closed her eyes, trying to use a spell, but it wouldn't work.
"I'm afraid, it's no use, darling," Rarity said. "Pinkie Pie slipped anti-magic bands on you and me."
"I think we might have gone a bit far in trying to keep the surprise a secret and she took it the wrong way," Rainbow said.
"Oh dear, who knows how much Pinkie's upset." spoke Fluttershy fiddling with the collar.
"Yeah, poor little thang probably thought we didn't like her parties anymore," AJ said.
"But why would she think that?" Twilight asked before she got a scowl. "Spike, when you talked to Pinkie Pie, what exactly did you tell her?"
Spike started to get nervous as he felt everypony glare at him, even Fluttershy. "She asked me a bunch of questions while offering me gems." he defended.
"So you ended up telling her something to throw her off the scent of the birthday party?" Rainbow asked.
"Yeah, and I may have phrased it in a way that made her think you guys don't like her parties anymore."
"Well, once she gets back, we should just tell her the truth," Fluttershy said.
"It was supposed to be a surprise and I bring her to the party!" Rainbow said.
"So, I suppose you'd prefer being trapped in this hoosegow until mah sister has grandkids and I become a great-aunt," Applejack said.
"Okay let's tell her."
"When did she last clean this place? It is absolutely filthy."
"Rarity, I think we got bigger problems than that."
"Like what?"
"Like the fact that we might be stuck here till we all become as old as Granny Smith."
"Okay that is bad."
They waited for a few minutes before the door opened and footsteps were heard. There they saw Pinkie walking in, but her mane and coat looked different.
"Pinkie Pie, what on earth happened to your shiny pink coat?" Fluttershy asked.
"And why's your mane so flat?" Rarity asked.
"Because you were all gonna replace me 'cause you hate my parties now! Well, I'm gonna make this a real good party. I got vibrators, dildos, and some whips!"
The ponies gasped while Spike was confused.
"Um, what exactly is a dild-?"
"TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER!" Twilight said, not wanting to have a conversation like this.
"Don't worry. Little Spike here will learn fast. As will the rest of you." she cackled with an insane glint in her eyes.
"Pinkie Pie, we were planning a surprise party for your birthday and that's why we couldn't go to your last party!" Rainbow blurted out, 'causing Pinkie to stop.
"Give me one reason I should believe you," Pinkie said.
"Let's go to the farm and let us prove it," Applejack said.
Pinkie narrowed her eyes at them. "Fine, but I got my eyes on you."
So Pinkie put a collar on AJ, Rainbow, Twilight and Spike, hooked leashes to their collars, and whipped Rarity as they lead her to Sweet Apple Acres.
They brought her to the barn where Applejack pushed open the barn door. Pinkie Pie looked around, seeing the presents, balloons, banner and the cake that said 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKIE'. Her expression made her look a little constipated until they saw her shine.
Her coat went back to her normal color while her mane and tail puffed back up.
"Oh, a birthday party! How could I forget about my own birthday?"
"Um, Pinkie Pie, mind getting this stuff off of us?" Twilight asked. "These ropes are digging into some spots I'd rather not mention in front of Spike."
"Oh, right. Sorry."
So Pinkie Pie got the stuff off the ponies as they started to party while Spike took a look inside the trunk Pinkie brought, before Twilight saw what he was doing.
"What's this?" he asked reaching in.
"No!" Twilight shouted as her horn glowed and she levitated Spike over.
"What's the problem?" Spike asked, confused about her behaviour.
"You'll understand in about 10 or 12 years. Pinkie, can you get rid of the box?"
"Why?"
"Because Spike is too young to know about this stuff!"
"Really? But don't dragons mature early? I'm sure it won't hurt." dismissed Pinkie with a smile.
"Well, I don't want to take that chance," Twilight said. "Besides, I'm not exactly ready to have 'the talk'. Can we please get it hidden?"
"Aw, I guess," Pinkie said.
She shut the box just as Rainbow looked around.
"Uh, did we forget Fluttershy back at the basement?"
"Uh-oh," the others said.
-meanwhile in the basement-
"Hello? Anyone? I want cake."