What how long am I grounded all summer what mom that's 3 months worth
What it's not 2 weeks of grounding you almost died and scared me and your dad to death we love you so much
2 weeks later back at school
So pal how much trouble are you in I'm going to be grounded all summer and going to rehab what I'm sorry when you were lying there I panicked and called 911 but when you get back and done your grounding we will party like never before at least your parents
don't know about the nose ring thank god about that
Back from rehab 2 more days of my grounding
My 7 year old brother Brandon asks where were I was at a private camp for special teens right dad
My 13 year old brother and sister Caleb and Cadence yeah for Druggies
I yell I'm not Drug head oh then what do you call it then
Fuck you
I run up to my room and text Santana girl I need a hit and to sneak out badly then I hear a knock on my door go away dad
Good because I'm not your dad I get up and open the door oh my baby boy I know Caleb and Cadence were mean but don't take it out on Brandon DJ and Lucy and Rayna and Deacon and Maddie and Dalpanie and Luke and most importantly your dad and I and yourself
we all love you I go downstairs and Caleb yells Drug addict I say yes I did drugs but so what we all do things wrong Caleb I don't point out you still have a night light I hear a door bell ring mom opens the door I see my best friends Logan Robert
Colin Finn Tristan and Santana Britney Quinn and Noah
Santana says we have a present for JJ I open it say thank you it's weed in a teddy bear that was washed in snuggies laundry detergent
3 days later mom is on tour and dad is with Layla I said to the nanny that sleeping over at Logan's house we go over to Roberts who is having a party on Friday night it was so much fun skinny dipping cops getting called drinking I wake
Up with a stranger in my bed and I'm like when did I get home I check my phone and it says did you get any you told me you were going home then I realize I am totally naked crap I don't see condom wrapper then I realized how am I gonna get her out of
here dam I'm hungover crap
Them my friend Finn comes in shuts the closed and says you are screwed Robert in his drunken glory takes pictures of everything that happened last night and in every picture you are in Clear view and you can totally know it's you he posted it to Facebook
tagged you in it and grouped messaged it with the whole group and Layla and your dad the only people who haven't seen it is your dad and you all crap I'm totally screwed
At the hotel room Layla saw the pictures and shook awake he groans and says what Juliette it's not Juliette Jeff it's Layla oh what go on your phone and go on messenger and go on your group message he sees all the pictures and says he said he was sleeping
over at Logan's
He screen shots all them and sends them to Juliette then calls her
JJ asks Finn how do we get her out of here I subjest waking her up then sneck her out so we do just that
Juliette answers her phone what I'm just getting into Nashville this better be important Jeff check your message photos wholy is that are son yes it is I'm just in Nashville we are gonna gang up on him to find out information
Finn checks messager and sees the seen by Jeff oh crap he hears Juliette and Jeff come home JJ we are screwed big time
JJ says mom and dad what a beautiful day today