Crazy trouble with love

Deidara and Naruto

Hey people. Many of you won't like this, but guess what? My story, my rules. And I've decided to allow males going nuts now. So if you are a yaoi fangirl or boy, go right ahead and ask me. And for those who want me to warn you if it's a yaoi chapter, if I don't have to warn you about one with females and males, why should I do the same for Yaoi? Just keep an eye out for chapters with male names from series you know, and don't read it if you don't want to read yaoi.

Series: Naruto

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Naruto yawned as he sat up in his bed. He looked out the window and saw that it was raining.

"Aw man." he groaned.

He went downstairs to get his Umbrella. He unfolded it and walked out to head to the ichiraku stand. When he got there he saw something terrible, the Shop was Closed!

"Aw come on!" he groaned. 'Can this get any Worse?!' He then felt his head get wet. Yup, a hole was in his umbrella.

"Why me?" As he turned to walk back home, a figure watched him from behind a tree.

Said had a black Cloak with red clouds on it. His hair was blonde in a ponytail with a piece of technology over his left eye. And the oddest thing about him was he had mouths over his hands.

"Hmm, so that's the Kyuubi brat." he remarked to himself. He saw Naruto walk around the Village and into a puddle. He made sure to stick to the trees as he followed.

He noticed that Naruto was being treated like Trash.

"Get away from my shop brat!" A shop threw rotten tomatoes at him.

Naruto ducked and ran away from it as several villagers hurled insults as he passed them.

'Poor Kid.'

Deidara kept jumping through the trees and saw Naruto stop and sit down on a bench.

"Can this Day get any worse?" Naruto heard a Bird Caw and then Poop on his Head. "I've got to stop Saying that."

'Damn. The others were right. A jinchuuriki's life is hell.' Deidara thought. He saw Naruto get up from the bench and Walk off. He started following him again.

This time He saw Naruto accidentally bump into a Pink haired Girl.

"Oh, sorry Sakura-chan."

"Sorry is Right Baka!" She slapped him before walking past him with a disgusted face.

'He apologized and yet she still slapped him?' Even Deidara was disgusted with that.

Naruto walked off nursing his Slap wound. "This day is the worst."

Deidara couldn't help but feel sorry for the kid.

As Naruto walked up to his apartment, Deidara turned and ran back to the shop Naruto passed.

He entered said Shop. He made sure to keep the straw hat all the other had to conceal his face. He walked around collecting Food.

"I'll take all this." he spoke to the owner while trying to sound neutral.

"Okay sir."

After paying for the food, he left. He walked over to Naruto's apartment when he felt a Chakra signature but ignored it. Over across the building, Kakashi was watching Him.

Deidara set the basket of food in front of Naruto's door and knocked before leaping away and ducking back around the corners.

Naruto opened the door and saw the Food. He reached down and picked it up while looking around to see if anyone was around.

'Wonder who left this Food here?'

He turned and walked back inside while Deidara smiled.

Kakashi approached Deidara. "Hello." he greeted.

"Yo."

"I've never seen you before. So, care to answer me what you're doing?"

Deidara didn't answer.

"If you don't answer, I'll make you." Kakashi narrowed his visible eye.

"I came here to Protect the Boy."

"Oh? If that's true, than you won't explaining who you are and where you came from."

He didn't say anything and instead he disappeared in a Swarm of Leaves.

'Damn it. I need to tell the hokage a mysterious man is following Naruto.' Kakashi disappeared.

Deidara was flying threw the Air. 'Damn it! I can't believe I was spotted.' he thought making sure Kakashi wasn't following him.

Naruto left his apartment still thinking about what happened. He felt full of energy and spotted a certain forest that he could find alone time in.

Deidara followed him.

Naruto made sure no one was around before jumping into the forest.

Deidara made sure to stay out of Sight.

Naruto eventually stopped at a clearing.

Deidara saw him release energy from his Body. He looked closer and saw it was some kind of red chakra. 'What the?' He thought.

Naruto gritted his teeth as he tried to get a grip on the menacing chakra. He let out a massive roar that sent the Chakra flying everywhere

Deidara held his arms up to try and shield himself. But his body absorbed some of the Chakra.

He hissed as the chakra burned a little and he jumped away from the kid. He felt the Chakra burn into his Head.

He stumbled and tried leaning against a tree while panting. He was assaulted with thoughts of Naruto. The image of the boy being insulted and harassed kept playing over and over in his head. It drove him Mad.

He looked at Naruto. He felt his face heat up. Before he could walk over, he heard a transmission coming through on his ear piece.

"Deidara, report back immediately." Itachi told him.

"Why? I'm still observing the Jinchuuriki." he hissed back.

"Fine, just don't be Long."

Deidara grinned and stayed low while staring at Naruto.

Naruto was starting to Calm down and he walked back in the Village. Deidara followed.

Naruto kept walking till he bumped into Hinata. "Oh, sorry Hinata." apologized the blonde.

"No problem Uzumaki, what's got you Down?"

"Today's just been a bad day."

"Sakura and the Villagers again. huh?" He nodded. "Don't get Down, I'll take care of Sakura. So who's my favorite Blonde Guy?"

"Me." he muttered.

"Who's my Favorite Blonde Guy?"

"I am."

"WHO'S MY FAVORITE BLONDE GUY?" She yelled.

"I AM!" he cried out.

"THAT'S RIGHT! COME HERE YOU!" She wrapped Him up in a Hug and started to Give him a Noogie.

While Naruto laughed, Deidara scowled at the female. He was about to intervene till he heard something interesting. "Come on Sis, stop it!" Naruto laughed.

'Sis?' he thought.

"Not till you promise to stop being a Sad-Sack. Say it!"

"I'll stop being a sad sack!"

"I Don't Believe You!" Hinata said being Dramatic.

"What else do you want from me?"

"TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"

Deidara was trying not to Laugh.

"You're pretty." Naruto got out.

"That's better." she stops. '

At least someone's looking out for the kid.' Deidara thought.

But then his smile turned into a grin. 'Maybe I can stick around when he goes to bed.'

(Later that night)

Naruto yawned as he changed into his pajamas. He crawled into bed looking Sad.

'Hinata tried her best, but this day still sucked.' he thought.

Deidara flew up to Naruto's window and managed to sneak in. He stood up and grinned at the sleeping youth's face and quietly walked closer.

He gently rubbed his face. Deidara let his mouth in the hand lightly lick Naruto's cheek before looking down near his groin and smirked.

He rubbed the front of his pants. He made sure to be careful and felt him start getting hard. He removed Naruto's pants. He leaned down near the semi-hard cock and held his two hands near it with the tongues flicking the sides.

Naruto moaned in his sleep.

Deidara leaned down and assisted by licking the tip.

Naruto started to stir from the pleasure he was receiving. He looked down and felt something wet move across his dick and saw a mop of blonde hair in a ponytail.

'What the?' He let out a moan as he felt something warm and wet slide over his cock as it moved up and down. 'A girl?'

Deidara heard Naruto moan and sucked harder while his extra mouths licked around his balls. 'So far so Good he must think I'm a Girl...I need to change my hairstyle'. he thought.

Naruto let out a final groan before Deidara felt the dick twitch and shoot sperm into his mouth.

'Not Bad. Kinda tangy, but not bad.'

Naruto panted and felt even more tired before closing his eyes to sleep.

'Sleep well Kid.' Deidara thought as he jumped out the window.

And this is something that would happen for several weeks. Deidara would sneak into Naruto's bed at night and suck him off with said genin thinking it was some weird dreams since he would wake up with no sign of it being real, thanks to Deidara cleaning up any mess.

Until one Day it changed.

Deidara was watching Naruto as he walked into the male side of the hot springs. That gave him an idea and followed.

Naruto slowly lowered down into the waters and sighed at how warm they felt.

"Nice, isn't it?"

He looked up. And to his surprise he saw the Same girl from his dreams. "Wait, you're real?!"

"Of course." Deidara smiled. He let his hair down and made sure to wrap a towel around his body to mask his gender while keeping some of his hair over one of his eyes.

"You're voice is awfully deep for a Girl. I know what's going on!..."

Deidara started to sweat.

"You just have a voice problem, right?"

"Um, yes." Deidara slipped in front of Naruto. "Hmm, the water's just right."

"You said it. Hey, I never got your Name" Naruto said.

"You can call me Dei-chan."

"Okay." Naruto gasped when he felt something hit his hand. "Can you stand up?" He asked.

"Why?"

"I just wanna see something."

"My, someone's quite the perv." teased Deidara. He stood up and his cock was rock hard.

"You have a Dick!? Wait, don't tell me!..."

Deidara knew he had to tell Naruto the Truth.

"You're a Futa, Right?"

"No, I'm a guy."

"You're joking, right? Cause I was actually attracted to you."

"Uhhhh, yeah. I was Joking." Deidara said with a Blush.

"Cool!"

'That was close.' he thought.

"Dei-Chan, why were you sucking me off anyway?"

"You could say I have a crush on you."

"Really? But... No one cares for me."

"Well I'm different." he purred leaning closer towards Naruto's face.

Naruto could feel his face heat up. "Different How?"

"I wanna do so much more to you." he whispered in Naruto's ear. Naruto's blushed

Increased. Deidara leaned in and pressed his lips against Naruto's while moving a hand across his chest.

Naruto moaned as they kissed. "Ya know, you're weird for a Girl." Naruto said.

"Just sit back and relax." Deidara dove under the water.

Naruto gulped before hissing as he felt the familiar sensation of his mouth over his dick. Naruto put his hand onto Deidara's head.

Said man shuddered at the taste again and didn't hesitate before bobbing his head up and down.

"Dei-Chan, your a master at This!" Naruto moaned.

'Oh I'm just getting started.' thought the Akatsuki member as he kept sucking. He then started to deepthroat him.

Naruto gripped the top of Deidara's hand while feeling the same sensation of two tongues across his balls. 'She's amazing!'

Naruto started thrusting his hips while feeling his tongue swirl across the tip. "Dei-Chan I'm going to Cum!"

Hearing that made Deidara tease the slit on top of the head while rubbing one of his tongues across Naruto's anus.

Naruto came inside of his mouth. Deidara easily swallowed the amount before bringing his head back up.

"What's next Dei-Chan?"

"Just this." Deidara reached under the water and flipped Naruto on his back while keeping his ass in the air.

"Wait, shouldn't I Fuck you?"

"Nope. I've waited too long for this." grinned Deidara in lust before moving his face near Naruto's anus and started prodding it with his tongue.

Naruto moaned out Loud "It's a good thing the hot springs is empty, Huh Dei-Chan?"

'Oh I wouldn't say that.' thought Deidara who slowly pushed his tongue into the hole pumping Naruto's dick with his hand.

Naruto's pants got heavier and heavier. It also didn't help that his cock felt like it was being licked while getting a handjob. "This is the best feeling!" Naruto moaned.

He felt Deidara push his tongue in all the way and wiggle it inside his ass before feeling the same sensation on his dick as the man brought his other hand on the dick. "Go Deeper!"

Deidara obliged and pushed his tongue in all the way while moving his hands fast as the extra tongues slobbered all over Naruto's cock.

"You're the best Girlfriend ever!" He moaned.

Deidara kept going and felt his own dick stiff as a rock.

"Dei-Chan! I'm going to Cum again!"

Deidara went faster with his licking and handjob.

Naruto comes over himself. Naruto panted from his own seed while Deidara pulled his tongue out.

He licked all over Naruto. "Again, you're really weird for a Girl." Naruto said.

"That's cause I'm not a girl." he grinned pulling Naruto onto his lap.

"Wait wha-?"

"All guy." grinned Deidara rubbing under Naruto's penis with his own.

"Then why did you Suck me off?"

"Like I said, I have quite the crush." he purred in Naruto's ear.

"So, you really do love me?" Naruto asked with hope.

"Of course."

Naruto turned and hugged him while Crying tears of Joy. "Just promise me one Thing."

"Name it my little fox."

"Don't ever Leave me, please!" he begged.

"You couldn't make me leave even if you tried." he grinned.

Naruto kissed him. "Thank you."

Deidara lost it and claimed Naruto's lips before lifting him up and dropping him onto his cock.

Naruto moaned loudly as he was penetrated. "Fuck me!" He whispered in Deidara's ear.

Deidara didn't need to be told twice and grabbed Naruto's legs before lifting him up and slamming him back down.

"You're so Big dei-Chan!" Naruto moaned out

"And you're so fucking tight!" hissed Deidara.

Naruto started to Kiss Deidara as he was fucking him. He tried to bouncing himself on Deidara's kiss before feeling tongues licking his nipples. The Mouths on Deidara's Hands had went to Work.

Naruto was a little shocked and realized that's where the extra tongues came from before groaning as Deidara didn't stop bouncing him up and down on his cock.

"I'm about to Cum!" Deidara groaned out.

"Go ahead! Cum!" Naruto groaned out as his own cock flopped with each bounce.

Deidara let loose his seed within Naruto.

Naruto groaned out before his own sperm shot out and into the warm water. "That was fun." Naruto panted.

"Who said we're done?" grinned Deidara.

"Wha?"

"I plan to empty all my sperm inside you." he whispered in Naruto's ear with nothing but lust as he started thrusting up into the tight ass again.

Over the next 3 Hours, Deidara and Naruto were raw Fucking.

Which could be heard on the woman's side.

'Who Knew Naruto was Gay? Oh well WHOOO! GO NARUTO!' Hinata thought.

By the time they were done, Naruto's head was clouded with lust while his ass was dripping with sperm.

"Okay, now I'm done." Deidara said.

Naruto just panted with a smile and glazed expression in his eyes.

(3 weeks later)

Deidara was heading to Konoha to go back to his spying on Naruto.

And to his luck he found him. He was in his apartment and seemed to be waiting for Deidara if his state of dress was any indication.

He was wearing Fox ears and a Buttplug that resembled a Fox tail.

"Looks like my little fox is ready for playtime." grinned Deidara.

"Yip!" barked Naruto with his tongue hanging out and his hands up like paws.

Deidara took his cloak off to show his nude body with his hardened erection. "Have at it, my Little Fox."