This is still Antonio's POV.

WARNINGS: Fangirl rants about yaoi DX Typical Lizzy.

I'm running out of smule people DX Help! DX

DISCLAIMER: Nothing is mine.

October 2013

I hadn't agreed to meet the intimidating trio at the park a few days after the ganguponAntonio incident - but Elizabeta, she told me to call her Lizzy, forced me to.

"You're a grown man." She had said with an unsettling smile on her face. "It's not like your mother will get mad at you."

I don't think she understand the responsibility adults have. I had to correct the papers from the school day as well as make myself dinner. I'd be lucky if I had time to relax at all.

These three had dashed my plans and I was not pleased.

But...

I couldn't stay angry at those three sad faces when I finally arrived at the park. They seemed so...Out of character.

The correct word to describe the three of them was glum, upset, and absolutely terrifying. Three pairs of eyes turned to stare at me when I arrived. No...Four. There was another boy there, a brunette with glasses - but he barely seemed like part of the little group. In fact, he was more a shadow than anything else.

"Wonderful." Tino said, ignoring my displeased expression. "Perfect timing." He smiled his trademark timetocreepAntonioout smile and patted the picnic blanket. "Sit."

His voice held a dangerous edge - like he'd kill me with his infamous machete or worse if I didn't comply.

So obviously I did the smartest thing.

I shut my trap.

"So why did you call me here~?" I asked, a little irritated. "I have work to do you know~!"

"Number one!" Lizzy began. "You need to be more forward with Lovi! Flirt with him! Corner him in the hallway and kiss him! It's all in your actions! And don't use flowers. Girls don't like flowers from guys anymore. It's all about the chocolate now! Lovino really likes chocolate even if he doesn't show it. Everybody loves chocolate!" Her eyes widened as if she'd just seen the light. "OH MY FREAKING GOD! Are you a seme or a uke Antonio?! Lovino is more uke-ish so..."

...What?

"Um..." I slowly raised my hand. "I hate to interrupt, but what's a uke~?"

Kiku looked extremely embarrassed. "We're getting off topic, Elizabeta-chan."

"Oops." Lizzy looked a little sheepish as he let out a nervous giggle. "Sorry!"

Tino rolled his eyes.

"Anyways..."

"You never answered my question!" I reminded the two in a sing-song voice. "What's a uke?"

"Yes." Tino, for some reason, decided to back me up. "What is a uke?"

(Yes, I seriously did not know what a uke was at that time. Remind me never to look that up. THERE WERE SO MANY DISTURBING PICTURES! I'm not sure if Tino looked it up, but I hope he didn't.)

"It's a..." Kiku stopped and blushed. "Um...Sexual...something..."

Lizzy slapped Kiku's arm before he could continue. "You suck at explaining this stuff." Then to me, "Look it up, idiots! The uke is the bottom in a pairing! Like, I mean, there's usually a more dominant one, then there's..." *

"Lizzy, shut up." Kiku deadpanned, his eyes becoming a little more than emotionless.

Lizzy glared back at the Asian boy. "Whatever, fine."

That just left Tino and me extremely confused. For the moment.

"Anyways," Lizzy started again. "Try to at least say hi to him in the hallway or stop by at lunch. Lovino needs you." She cleared her throat and put her hands on her heart. "Like any girl, I believe in love at first sight. C'mon! You can tell when you have that special connection immediately! I would know."

She glanced pointedly at the brunette standing casually a few paces away. Some sort of spark went between him - something I couldn't understand - But the normally emotionless boy I saw in the music room gave the slightest hint of a smile.

Lizzy went back to her rant. "Unlike some fangirls though, I don't believe in there being only one person you're meant for. That only means one thing: You have to keep trying till you find that special connection. Nevr stop, cause you'll always find someone!"

Silence.

"That made absolutely no sense." Tino said bluntly.

That was true, but she really did sound sincere, as if the nonsense she'd blabbed a few minutes earlier was only an act. She sounded like a desperate friend one who'd do anything for this one person. How far back did their relationship go anyways? Years? A decade? It was impossible to tell.

"You...want us to get together..." I said, slowly dawning on what she was saying.

She glared at me and shook her head. "You're so dense. Of course that's what I'm saying."

I gulped. Was she serious?! She certainly looked serious. "But...B-but...I'm way older than him and..."

"But nothing!" She stood up and put her hands on her hips. "I'm gonna make you two a thing if it costs me my life! Now sit!"

I groaned and prepared myself for the lecture I hadn't had since college.

Sorry this took so long to update DX The next one will be faster DX I promise! I was busy with musical arrangements to Ievan Polkka and The Paradise of Light and Shadow. Add agonizing over my regrets and fixing up my fanfiction instagram account XD It's Aemiliaehistoriamfanfiction. (Tino is sharing XD)

This chap was plain C&C - Crack and Crap. The next chapter starts with the field trip to BOSTON!