CHAPTER 23: TRUTH OR DARE
*Take note: This chapter will be in script format, because there will be way too much talking going on :D *
The whole cast of 'Bleach: School Days and Frostbitten Lightning' and 'Bleach: Squad Life and Frostbitten Lightning' step into a mysterious, dark room precariously. A few days ago, they had been sent an anonymous letter, telling them to meet in that particular place. Suddenly, the lights come on and they spotted a tall girl with long black hair. She wore a hairclip on the right side of her hair, separating her hair from her bangs. Smiling, she waved enthusiastically at the whole cast, inviting them to all sit down in a circle. For the excited characters, like Tayomi and Matsumoto, they skipped happily and sat down beside the mysterious girl. As for the less enthusiastic characters, like Hitsugaya and Byakuya, they simply groaned and refused to move, until they were dragged down by Tayomi and Rukia respectively.
WY: Hi everyone! If you're confused and don't know who I am, I shall tell you now. I'm the author of this story. The one who made you all come to life and of course, created Tayomi and Kiseida!
Tayomi: My… Creator…
Hitsugaya: Explain why we are here. NOW.
WY: Simple. We're going to have some fun and play 'Truth or Dare', to thank all the amazing readers and those who reviewed!
Matsumoto: AWESOME! I love that game! OOH LET'S START LET'S START!
WY: Alright, but first, you all have to swear that everything that happens in this room and every single secret shall be kept within the circle.
Everyone swears that everything that happens in the room and every single secret will be kept within the circle.
WY: Alright, let's kick things off then!
Tayomi: YAY!
WY: First one, from Tiryn…
"Ah man! I that was touching at the end! And I love the fight that you put in here! I have a few dares for a few captains!
Kuchiki (I'm gonna so torture these people :}): I dare you to be your little sister for one whole day without complaining ^-^ (Chappy!)
Zenpacki: I dare you to not get in a fight for one whole week and you cannot attack anyone for three days afterword ^^
Matsumoto: I dare you to not drink sake for a month and do all of your paperwork in that time period.
Tayomi: (truth) What was it like for you when you found out that Aizen, Gin, and Tousen betrayed the Soul Society?
Ukitake: (truth) What do you think of Tayomi's and Hitsugaya's relationship with each other?
Hitsugaya: (truth) What is the one thing that you do not like about Tayomi (I personally think that there's always one thing that couples disagree on)?
That's all I have at the moment. Hope you update soon ^-^"
Byakuya: Excuse me?
Rukia: (excitedly) YES! Nii-sama, here's my Chappy! I never let anyone hug it, but since it's Nii-sama, then HERE! And you need to do your hair differently too… Like me!
Byakuya: Rukia…
WY: You can't complain, Kuchiki Taicho…
Rukia: Yes, Nii-sama. Just bear with it. And here's my favourite dress! I'll let you wear it!
Byakuya is shoved into the dressing room. A few minutes later, he comes out, looking like a tall, male version of Rukia…
Shunsui: Oh my…
Renji: (gasps) Taicho…
Yachiru: (rolls on the floor laughing) HAHAHA! Byakushi became a girl!
Byakuya sits down calmly, trying to control his anger.
Kenpachi: (slams his fist on the ground) WHAT? I CAN'T BEAT ANYONE UP? WHY?
Yachiru: But Ken-chan, you can beat up anyone you want after that week… For three days!
Kenpachi: ALRIGHT! Then once that week is over, I can restart my fight with Ichigo… And Kuchiki… (Starts fantasising about his future three-day killing spree)
Ichigo: WAY. NO WAY.
Matsumoto: No sake for a month? And paper work? (drops to her knees and screams)
Hitsugaya: Fantastic. Now I won't have a lazy drunkard as a Lieutenant for a month.
Kira: That sounds rather harsh, Hitsugaya Taicho…
Hitsugaya: But it's true!
WY: Tayomi! So how was it like when you found out about their betrayal?
Tayomi: Well… I wasn't really shocked about Ichimaru, since he had a really scary, freakishly smiley kind of look.
Ichimaru: Hey, that's kinda mean, Tayomi-chan!
Tayomi: As for Tousen… If he were a villain, I wouldn't be surprised if he turned bad with a group of people. I mean, if he were a villain on his own, it'll be hard on him…
Tousen: I understand where you're coming from. I am completely blinded… By Justice!
Hisagi: Tousen Taicho…
Komamura: Tousen…
Tayomi: Aizen was a big shock. But since he's bad, then I hate him! Because he injured the members of the Gotei 13! Most importantly, because he chopped off Susu-chan's left arm and leg! HE NEEDS TO DIE!
Aizen: (laughs) Inferior beings can be so hilarious….
Tayomi: SHUT UP AIZEN!
WY: Hm… Then Ukitake Taicho! Please share your thoughts on Tayomi and Hitsugaya's relationship with each other.
Ukitake: Well… Hitsugaya Taicho is a capable and well-respected Captain, so I definitely support them both! However, watching them can be a bit nerve-wrecking… For me, holding hands and hugging are normal, but kissing… I'm not so sure about it. I almost had a heart attack when Matsumoto Fuku-taicho dared them to kiss. Anyway, they don't kiss, so I'm content!
Tayomi: (chants) Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
WY: Ukitake Taicho, you're lagging really badly…
Hitsugaya: (blushes) Um…
WY: They have kissed before. They kissed a lot of times. I don't bother counting, because I lose track of the numbers myself…
Ukitake: Well… Ah, never mind.
Tayomi: (Clings on to Hitsugaya's arm) Yay! Ukitake Taicho approves!
Hitsugaya: Yeah. (Kisses her right in front of Ukitake)
WY: Now, Hitsugaya, you have to tell us one thing you don't like about Tayomi-chan!
Hitsugaya: It's not 'Hitsugaya'! It's 'Hitsugaya Taicho'!
WY: Don't avoid the question! Answer it!
Hitsugaya: Well… I don't like it when she doesn't address me as 'Hitsugaya Taicho'. The only time she addresses me by my title is during Captains' meetings, which hardly takes place. And she's such a blockhead. She was doing her paperwork and I stood there for one hour. She didn't notice me at all! Oh, she can be way too talkative too. I seriously think that she talks too much sometimes. And she's childish. Very, very childish. She giggles like a three year old girl!
Tayomi: (glares at Hitsugaya) That's more than one!
Hitsugaya: (sighs) But well, despite her weaknesses and the fact that she's completely flat-chested, I still love her a lot…
Tayomi: (practically melts) I love you too…
(screams) DID YOU JUST CALL ME FLAT-CHESTED? I TOLD YOU BEFORE, I AM NOT FLAT-CHESTED! DO YOU NEED ME TO… TO… SQUASH YOU USING MY CHEST LIKE RANGIKU-CHAN BEFORE YOU BELIEVE ME?
Hitsugaya: (smirks) You know you can't do that.
Tayomi pounces on Hitsugaya and attempts to well… 'Squash' him using her chest. Obviously, it failed…
WY: Oh, I have more from Tiryn…
"Oh yeah! I also have a truth for Tayomi
If you didn't date Toushirou, who would've you dated? List all possibilities, woman!
Update soon!"
Wow. That's a really good one.
Tayomi: Honestly? I think I would take Shuu-kun, since I'm the closest to him. Our height difference is really great though… But he's awesome, so I think I would date him if I didn't take Susu-chan! Kira-kun is too sad, Renji-kun's appearance is well… It's not very appealing to my taste. The other guys in Soul Society are way too old for me…
Hitsugaya: Tayomi…
Tayomi: (hugs Hitsugaya really tightly) But I still love Susu-chan the most, because he's the best! Despite the fact that he refuses to smile and still thinks I'm flat-chested, when I'm not!
Hitsugaya stares at her blankly.
WY: And here's another set of truths and dares from IdentifiedLuna1998!
"I dare Byakuya to act everything no exception like a gangster (LOL!) Tayomi, you can slap 5 random person including Aizen ( I'm an Aizen hater) Komamura, eat something that you can puke and puke in your helmet bucket. Ukitake, play tag with Sogyo No Kotowari ( the most adorable twins) Kyoraku, don't talk with Nanao for 24 hours. Kenpachi, be polite and gentleman or fight me. Toshiro, it's sugar rush time!"
Go, Byakuya, GO!
Byakuya: May I know what a gangster is? Are you referring to those who act like hooligans? Those barbarians without a single sense of pride in them?
WY: Well, stereotypically, yes!
Rukia: Nii-sama, I watched a video on being a gangster before… Just make lots of hand movements and curse! Break the rules! Pose around!
WY: Wow. Rukia watches Nigahiga! AWESOME! [I am a fan of Nigahiga…]
Byakuya: (in a refined tone) Alright. What's up. What's up man. Have you seen my buddy around. (makes weird hand movements)
Yamamoto: Oh gosh! (laughs like an old man… Because he is one.)
Byakuya: Yo, everybody. I am a gangster.
WY: (laughs like a maniac) That's enough. I'm going to get stitches if you continue! Anyway,Tayomi-chan, go slap five people!
Tayomi: YAY! I'll slap Aizen, then Ichimaru, then Tousen, then Hitsu-chan, then Aizen AGAIN!
Hinamori: Tayomi Taicho! Don't slap Aizen Taicho!
Tayomi: No way, Hina-chan! I have to slap him… For you and Susu-chan! For everybody!
Tayomi slaps Ichimaru ten times. She slaps Tousen ten times. She slaps Hitsugaya for calling her 'flat-chested'. Lastly, she slaps Aizen for an incredibly long time, till Aizen starts bleeding all over his face. She smiles and runs back to her place.
Komamura: (eats rotten meat) Oh no. (pukes in the bucket)
After puking for quite a while, he empties his bucket and puts it back onto his head. Disgusting, gross, disturbing and many more puke-related adjectives.
Sogyo no Kotawari: YAY! YAY! LET'S PLAY! LET'S PLAY! TAG! YOU'RE IT! (taps Ukitake)
Ukitake: KIDS! (runs after the two of them) ADORABLE, YOUNG KIDS! I'M COMING!
Shunsui: Nanao-chan…
WY: Your twenty four hours have begun!
Nanao: I will not speak to my Captain for a day. And he will not speak to me.
Shunsui: NO! NANAO-CHAN! I NEED MY NANAO-CHAN!
WY: (sighs) Sad. Kenpachi, you have to be polite to IdentifiedLuna1998, since you can't fight for a week. Remembers your manners, starting from now!
Kenpachi: WHAT?
WY: YOU MUST REPLY 'YES, PLEASE' ALL THE TIME! THAT'S THE WAY TO BE A GENTLEMAN!
Kenpachi: (grumbles) Yes, please.
Tayomi: You have really bad hair!
Kenpachi: (trying to control his temper) Yes, please.
WY: HAHA! Now, Hitsugaya, it's sugar rush time!
Tayomi: YAY! (stuffs candy into Hitsugaya's mouth)
Hitsugaya: (swallows the candy) Watermelon. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hitsugaya runs around the room like a crazed fangirl. Tayomi squeals and runs with him. They hold hands and run around the room together, squealing their heads off. I am so going to take a video of this!
Hitsugaya: I just had a sugar rush and embarrassed myself. Now I know what it feels like to be like Tayomi.
Tayomi: I know! Isn't it such a great feeling?
Hitsugaya: I have no comment.
WY: Now, to close off this session, let's have a dare from me! Girls and boys of the cast, you will all be dancing. And I will tape it all down. You should expect it, because I happen to dance a lot. I'm from my school's dance team!
Girls, you will be acting out and dancing to 'Oh!' by Girls Generation. Boys, you will be acting out and dancing to 'Gee' by Girls Generation. You will have to act and dance, just like in the music video. I'm quite addicted to Girls Generation music for now, so it's expected! For the girls, Tayomi has to be the lead girl. For the boys, Hitsugaya will stand in front, in the centre at all times… None of you are allowed to grumble, complain or whatsoever! If one of you don't do it right and dance with energy, you will all do it… AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT!
Boys shall go first!
OMG HAHAHA! Picture the Bleach girls and guys dancing and acting like Girls Generation in the respective songs… It'll be nice! I think the guys would be very… COMICAL. The girls will be so awesome!
Girls Generation—'Gee' : http:/ www. youtube. com/ watch? v= U7mPqycQ0tQ (without spacing)
Girls Generation— 'Oh!' : http:/ www. youtube. com/ watch? v=TGbwL8kSpEk (without spacing)
Grumbling, all the boys in the cast stand up and strike a pose. I glare at them and they plaster smiles onto their faces. The music starts and they begin to sing and dance like the girls from Girls Generation. All the girls giggle, happily watching the boys dance and act like girls. Who expected the boys to be able to dance like the girls from Girls Generation? Even Yamamoto seems to be having fun.
After that, the girls stand up and begin their dance too. All the girls look adorable. Once they start dancing, all the boys get a serious nosebleed. Some of the girls seem to be having fun, since they've been dared to dance like… Welll… GIRLS! Hitsugaya's nose bleeds, because his eyes are glued to Tayomi… Ichimaru actually opens his eyes for once to look at Matsumoto. Byakuya enjoys watching his little sister dance. Kenpachi laughs heartily as he watches Yachiru.
Tayomi: THAT WAS FUN!
Hitsugaya: No it wasn't…
WY: Alright, that's the end! I hope you all liked it and had fun! Next chapter, Hitsugaya and Tayomi's relationship are on the rocks again…
Tayomi: What?
Hitsugaya: Really?
WY: Yes… I hope you all liked this chapter! Please review! Thanks! ^.^ Stay tuned for Chapter 24!
Tayomi: (Clings onto Hitsugaya) SUSU-CHAN! SUSU-CHAN!