Chapter 2

"What do you mean you had a Fiancé? How the hell could that slip your mind?" Lightning shouted, Cloud just tried to back up but Lightning stepped closer and closer to him, looking ready to beat his ass. "I ugh….. Forgot." Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder and then he felt himself fly through the air and fly through the still open door. When he made contact on the ground he noticed that now he had two unholy presence of female furry, Lightning and Tifa were now glaring at him looking to make him suffer. "Now ugh Tifa, Light, let's not be rash." Cloud didn't know how to defuse the situation so he clipped the wrong cord and is facing the beating.

While Tifa and Lightning are killing Cloud, everyone else did their best to ignore what happened outside. The Nora gang was watching sports along with Barret, Cid, and Sazh. Noctise and his gang started talking to Vincent, while Vanille and Hope talked to the kids, and Fang well Fang was about to head outside, a plan in her mind to take Cloud away from the fight when Tifa and Light eventually turn on the other.

"What did you call me you bitch!" everyone suddenly turned to look outside, and realized that Tifa yelled at Lightning and shit is about to go down. Barret was sitting across from Snow, when Snow, Sazh, Noctise, and the other guys gave him 100 Gil, "The one time Lightning doesn't yell loud enough." Snow said feeling like crying. Barret starts laughing, "Tifa is a sweet girl and all but call her and thing that demoralizes a woman and she will turn into the she devil." Barret smiled as his wallet felt a little bit fatter. "Marlene how about we go shopping tomorrow we might find something you like.

The heard a bunch of very bad things and painful noises outside and everyone chose to just turn up the volume on the TV of Radio, and just when everyone was getting comfortable, "FFFFAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" This time Cid lost the bet as he played everyone but Barret, Who knew Lightning, had a pair of lungs. Snow laughed as he got the money he lost earlier back, "Well I know how loud she could get, you should have seen her when I started dating Serah a few years back." By now everyone started laughing, except for Denzel. 'Come on Cloud you promised that we would be a family.'

Cloud was too tired to resist Fang, the fresh bruises and broken bones will take a few days to heal, and then they will linger for a week that was the worst beating he received by women by far. Cloud made a mental note to never piss of more than one woman at a time, he was just lucky they turned on each other before they attacked his innocent unborn children. Fang was Fire man carrying him across the city as fast as she could and as soon as she found this dark alley she put him down with her back against the wall. Cloud was about to say something when Fang reached out holding him from behind and planted her back against the wall on hand covering his mouth the other one holding his junk. "Shh they might hear us coming, make any sounds and I'll squeeze as hard as I can. Fang was Right as Tifa and Light ran by them arguing,

"Stupid bitch you let Fang get him,"

"Don't get me started you slut, for all I know you told your friend to take him someplace for you to brainwash some more."

"That's stupid,"

"You're stupid"

Cloud watched as the two ran off out of sight, but started to panic when fang didn't let go, and since he started to move too much Fang gave a little warning squeeze, "Not yet." Sure enough cloud heard, no felt a miniature earthquake, at first he was confused but then his eye's widened when news repot cars and the paparazzi came charging down the street all shouting and yelling. To Cloud they sounded like chocobo's that have gotten high.

After the last reporter chased in the direction of the angry monsters, Fang let Cloud go. "Thanks Fang, I think I might have to go back to sleeping in a hotel." Cloud failed to notice the lust ful look in Fang's eyes for his back was still towards her, it wasn't until she turned him and pushed him against the wall, that he felt nervous again. "Fang what are you."

"Shhh, I saved your neck and now I think I deserve an award." She placed one hand gently over his broken ribs so that if he moved she just would have to apply pressure. Fang started to get onto her knees and used her other hand to trace his waist. "You see I have been craving meat, my doctor said I need a little more protein in my diet. I would like for your help."

"Fang no whatever it is no, don't you dare." Fang pushed his ribs, causing him to flinch. "You don't have a choice. Plus I think you like it." Fang placed her roaming hand on a certain bump in his pants, "I think it's time to pay up." Cloud started to panic, worried that if others find out he would die from the beat down.

"Damn where are they" Lightning said

"Great I thought you knew where they were at."

"Listen you, how about we just work together for all I know Fang would rape Cloud giving the chance.'

"Not if she wants to die she won't." Tifa said as she punched a light post bending it and leaving her fist imprint on it. Lightning was shocked and thought, 'I must not get in a serious fight with her.' Suddenly before the duo could move the stampede of rabid reporters found them and soon closed the distance. "Oh shit, run." Lightning grabbed Tifa's hand and the two ran for their lives.

"I'm glad you finally see it my way cloud."

"Yeah yeah, are you satisfied yet?"

"Yup that sausage was the best?"

"Excuse me Ma'am, here is the bill." The waitress gave the bill to Fang, as fang patted her full stomach. Fang gave her the Gil from Cloud's wallet. Cloud watched as the waitress maid the transaction and he mentally winced at the blow his savings took. Not that the place was expensive or he was broke no, it was the fact that Fang ordered everything on the menu. Weenie Weiner's was a new restaurant that opened up serving breakfast all day with sausage as a free side. So this was the day that his account suddenly dropped 18 plates worth of weenies.

"Thanks for the meal Cloud, here you can have your wallet back." Fang tossed his wallet back and he caught it noticing how much lighter it felt. Cloud didn't know what was worse the fact that he lost a lot of money feeding the animal that is Fang or the fact that he thought Fang was going to pull his pants down when she was only teasing and reached into his pocket to steal his wallet. Cloud sighed and had his head down, Fang noticed this and took an opportunity, "Hey if you're that disappointed I can blow you in the restroom right now if you want, I Think I got room for a special Weiner." Fang said her sultry smirk on her face. Cloud just glared at her clearly not amused. "No Fang that will not make me feel better, I have a girlfriend remember."

"And you have a fiancé I think you failed at the loyalty test Mr. Strife.

"Fuck you."

"When?"

"I hate you Fang."