Crazy trouble with love
Junko and Naegi
Series: Danganronpa
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(Junko's POV)
I sighed under my breath while looking at the boring old man putting down a formula that I couldn't give two shits about. 'Like I need this crap to succeed.'
I silently chuckled and looked at the poor saps around here. When the time came, all of them would be full of nothing but sweet, wonderful, despair!
"Junko-san." said a voice next to me.
"What?" I groaned. Must be another loser trying to hit on me.
"Do you have the answer for question 3?"
Does it look like I do you idiot? I turned and noticed it was a boy who didn't look like the kind who tried hitting me at least twice a day.
"Junko-san? Please help me." He looked like he was about to cry.
"Does it look like I'm paying attention?" I asked in a bored tone.
"Oh. Sorry Junko-san. I thought you were smarter than me." He turned back to his paper and surprised me.
"Junko." Said the idiot teacher. "The answer to question 4 if you would."
I looked at the paper which was blank and inwardly groaned. "Like, is it twenty?"
"How in the world could 2+2 equal twenty?"
'Maybe that's cause I couldn't give a damn about this children's stuff when I could get a higher degree than you old man!'
"It's because Junko-san is smarter than you think." Said the boy with...a smile?
"Oh really? Care to explain?"
"Well, maybe she's smart enough to where stuff like this is boring and too easy."
"...nonsense, no one is that smart."
'What an idiot.'
"Next time Naegi, let Miss Junko deal with the consequences of not paying attention."
"Yes..teacher." What a pansy.
As he went back to writing on the board, I glanced at the Naegi kid and saw him smile. Huh, this one's different.
"Junko-san? Are you ok?" What is he doing? Don't put your hand on my forehead!
"W-What are you doing!?" I hissed in a whisper.
"I thought you were sick. I just wanted to make sure you are ok, Junko-san." He smiled.
"Like, does it look like I'm sick?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You look red. So are you coming down with something?"
I was red? That's weird.
"Junko-san? Can you be my friend?" He said with a smile. Me? His friend!?
"Like, why are you asking me?" I asked in curiosity.
"You looked lonely...like me." He glanced away with a down expression. Wow, I actual feel a little for him. ME!?
"Junko-san? Is that a bear?" He asked with….interest?
I looked down and realized my little plushie was sticking out of my desk.
"It's so cute….I like you are Junko-san."
Wait, did he just call me cute? And there's the usual thing.
"Junko-san? You're red again. Do you want me to take you to the nurse?"
"I'm fine." I reassured looking away. Does my face feel warm? Am I really blushing? Since when do I blush just from a boy?! That's suppose to be the other way around.
"Ok Junko-san." He turned back to his paper before taking out a white and black pencil, unsharpened, and...What!? He's giving it to me!
"Are you giving me that?"
"Yes." NOW he was blushing, how cute...wait why did I say that!?
"Uh, thanks." I took the pencil and saw it was the shade of colors like my bear.
"Thank you, Junko-san!" He smiled before the bell rang...'SHIT MY NEXT CLASS!'
"Hey, uh, your name is like, Naegi, right?" I spoke up before he could stand up.
"Yes?"
"Uh, if you're sure, maybe we can be friends." I can't believe I actually suggested that.
"Junko-san….THANK YOU!" He cried out moving forward and wrapping his arms around me. AH! He's hugging me! KI!
He pulled back and flashed me a smile before walking out of the classroom.
'What a strange boy….You intrigue my interests….Naegi-kun.! Wait? WHY DID I….never mind!'
I stood up and made sure to grab my bear and looked at the pencil. Huh, this is different than what I expected.
(Timeskip)
"Boring! Let's just get on with it!" I groaned, acting like a airheaded valley girl. Heh, right now I just need to wait for the moment before me and my sister switch places and keep this whole game more interesting.
Wait? Let's zoom in….! Is that?
"Naegi-kun?" ...GOD DAMN IT! EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME! GAH!
Said male looked embarrassed looking at all the different students before one in particular walked towards him. From what I recall she was the swimmer girl who loved donuts.
"Hey? Want a donut?" She said before taking one of those blasted dough balls and holding it up.
"Um sure." He spoke accepting it and biting into it. Just looking at one of those things is enough to make me sick.
'Maybe I should cook him a meal….oh wait...I CAN'T COOK!'
Damn it!
I shook my head and saw Naegi and the girl talk. I still can't believe my first real friend would end up here. I was hoping we could have gotten some other student when my sister decided, but apparently she wanted to include the whole gang of friends we gathered. Course Naegi was more closer to them than I was when it was form.
"Junko-san?"
I looked up and saw Naegi had apparently noticed me.
"Is that you? I-It's been too long!"
Wait, he remembers? That's impossible! He recalls me but not everyone else? Hmm, this might not break the plan after all.
"Junko-san? You're blushing….are you sick again?"
"Like, no." I spoke with my arms crossed. Hmm, maybe I can enjoy this time, at least until I get to see all of them wallow in despair. Ah~ sweet sweet despair.
"Junko-san? There's a cockroach on your legs."
"EEP!" I jumped and danced around before clinging to Naegi in instinct.
"J-Junko-san!" He blushed. Damn it!
I reeled back and tried acting cool while ignoring my face heating up. Sheesh, this keeps happening every time I'm around this dork!
"Junko-san...your..your…hands…."
Huh?
"They..are…" He nodded down to….WHAT! HIS ASS!?
I jumped back with a bigger red face and swore some of the others saw.
"HA! That idiot can't handle that woman." Said an arrogant boy with a vib of stupidity. And I'm not his 'woman'!
"Like, this coming from a nerd with glasses?"
"Shut up!"
'What an asshole! Maybe I should kill him first?' We all saw a white and black bear pop up and inwardly smiled.
"Well at least you're are a virgin? Oh wait? That's bad...for you that is!" Ok THAT was funny!
"Who are you?" Asked the male with a white uniform.
"Your principe! Mister virgin." Yup, best remote bear me and my sister ever made.
"And you are a idiot!" Or not…..
"Why are we here?" Asked the girl with long curled pigtails and in a refined dress.
"To study." Your deaths that is AH!
"Then why are all the doors and windows locked?" Asked the male delinquent.
"So you don't commit suicide."
"W-Why would we do that?" Asked the nervous girl with glasses.
"Because you're idiots."
"Give us a real answer you stupid bear!" Yelled the delinquent.
"You won't like it." Like hell they would.
The male growled and ran over before grabbing Monobear by the front of his fur.
"This feels like deja vu." What? When did that happen?
"TALK!"
"You are going to study murder."
"What?"
"And by study murder, I of course mean you have two chances to handle this situation. Either be calm and learn to live with each other for the rest of eternity."
'Or die with despair in your hearts!'
"Or try to graduate by getting away with murder!"
Or that. That works too…
"I ain't killing anyone! Just let us out!" Growled the teen holding up Monobear.
"Question? What is black and white and red all over?"
"You?" Spoke Naegi.
"Correct Naegi-san! ME!"
KABOOOOOM!
All of us watched the guy go flying, no doubt dying. Thanks to my knowledge on explosives. Hah!
"Ah. Home Run!" Gotta also love multiple Monobears. "Oops, that would have worked for the baseball star."
"Monobear-Sama?" Asked Naegi-kun...DAMN IT!
"Yes?"
"Are you a friend of mine? Or Junko-san's?"
"No, I'm your principal." He replied like it was obvious.
"Oh….but you look like Junko-san's plushie."
That made a few turn towards me. Damn it Naegi! Why did you have to say that? Now they'll think something's up!
"But Junko-san's plushie is cute then you…..sorry."
"Nope, sorry. No relation whatsoever." Monobear shook his head.
"Oh…." Aw he's sad. It's kind of cute. Wait, CUTE?!
"So we are stuck here?" Said the donut lover.
"That's right! Unless one of you gets away with murder, all of you are gonna be living here for the rest of your lives."
"Why murder?" He is too cute...not AGAIN!
"Simple. Because since all of you carry the world's hope on your shoulders, this is to see if you'll calmly accept, or give in." chuckled Monobear.
"Which world?" What?
"Hello, you an airhead too? The very world you're standing on!"
"So...we are not on a Doctor Who show?"
Really? That's your logic!
"This ain't no anime kid! It's for real!" He laughed before diving behind the podium and probably disappearing to a small chute me and my sis had installed.
"...it's a live action show…."
"Huh?" What's he saying? He can't have known already!
"Junko-san?"
"What?" I responded calmly. Can't give away my cool at this point.
"Did your chest grow?" Wha?
"W-What are you talking?!" I asked, feeling my face heat up. DAMN IT!
"The last time I saw you they were ….you know….smaller."
"W-Why are you asking that?! Pervert." I spoke looking away.
"But I think you're still cute Junko-san." He looked away with a blush and I felt my own face get even warmer. Sheesh, it's like this guy was born to be nothing but cute.
"...Junko-san….they're looking at us."
I saw the others looking and tried to control my blush.
"Lovers' quarrel?" Asked that donut girl again...WE ARE NOT LOVERS….somehow it hurts saying that.
"N-No! We're just really good friends!" Spoke Naegi.
"Are you sure...you two are redder than the blood on the walls."
THAT'S IT! These guys are going to die, ALL OF THEM!...wait that means…. 'Fuck.'
-(two weeks later)-
I was sitting at the table in the dining hall and saw Naegi wasn't here.
"Junko-san."
I turned and saw saw Naegi walking over, but with that detective girl. Kirigiri.
"Naegi-san….Kirigiri." That bitch. "Did you two come here together?"
"Well….she just thought I was the killer...last time so…"
'She's trying to apologize and seem like a friend, right?' I thought with a frown behind my hands.
He is MINE!...how did that occur? I was hoping this bitch wouldn't be close to Naegi, just like before.
"Junko-san? Your face is red again."
I looked away. Damn it! How the hell did I get so worked up around him?
"Are you ok, Junko?" Stupid bitch! I don't need your concern! And stay away from Naegi!
"Junko-san. Your bra...it's.." He turned away?
"It's what?" I asked curious.
"It's unhooked, Junko." Stupid bit….AH!
I turned away and rushed to put it back together while growling that the bitch had to point that out to me.
"Junko-san….Breasts…" Oh great. Naegi-kun is brain dead….WHY!
"Do you need help?" Figures that bitch would offer.
"Junko-san….beautiful…." What! Me….B-BEAUTIFUL!?
"I-I need to use the bathroom!" I stood up and rushed to the restroom.
-bathroom aka wrong bathroom-
I tried fiddling with my bra to get it back in place. "Stupid thing."
Then I heard….singing?
"Junko-san, Junko-san, the queen of panda's.." Wait? I recognize that song. I fixed my bra and held a hand up to my ear.
"She will send you packing, and dance on your cake." Cake? What was I thinking back then? It was supposed to be 'Corpse', not 'Cake'.
'Wait, is that Naegi?' I thought.
"Junko-san, Junko-san, The goddess of death and love….and my hero." What? Me! I moved closer to the stall it was coming from.
"Junko-san...You're so cute...I wish I could tell you how I really feel…" Uh? Wait, does he mean….
"I wish I could tell you I love you...Junko-...chan.."
GAH! He! HE LOVES ME! ME!
'I feel faint.' I heard the door unlock and bolted out of the restroom while feeling my heartbeat go faster.
'He loves me!...Wait, why do I feel like this!?' I gripped my chest and felt euphoria. "I don't get like this unless I'm looking at the others in despair!'
"Junko?" It's that police bitch...maybe I can get rid of this rival...GAH!
"Hi Kirigiri-san." I smiled standing up.
"Stay away from him." What...is she challenging ME!
"What do you mean?" I asked with a cute cat face.
"Stay away from Naegi-kun."
"Oh? And why?" I asked with a serious expression.
"I don't trust you around him." Oh yeah bitch? Well if you're so good, how come you haven't discovered I'M the one who set this whole thing up?
"And you are nothing."
Both of us stopped talking with the bitch walking away. Alright, I might have respected her for her skills, but I'm DONE letting her get close to Naegi!
'Hmm, I think it's time we catch the real mastermind.' I thought with a grin. 'And that mastermind will be you….bitch!'
(Timeskip)
"Junko-san? You in there?" Naegi knocked on my door. Good, the blood was spread out right and I was propped up against the closet at the right angle. Now for the finisher.
"Junko-san! Are you getting dressed?"
"N-Naegi-kun!" I cried out in a fake painful voice.
"Junko-san! What's wrong?!" He called out in panic as he opened the door in worry. "Junko-san….JUNKO-SAN! YOU'RE BLEEDING!"
"H-Help!" I cried out while gripping the fake wound.
"Junko-san! Who did this?" Time for step two.
"K-K-Kirigiri…." I 'choked' out. Thank the small pill I took for fake blood to cough up.
"W-Why...you never did anything wrong! Junko-chan! Don't die on me!"
As much as I loved hearing his cries of despair and worry for me, I needed to give him some hope I was gonna be alright.
"Junko-chan….please….I love you…" he started crying.
"Naegi…" Ah the bitch is here! Step three.
"T-There she is!" I cried out in fear while clinging to Naegi while shaking.
"Why?" ...wow...He kind of sounds hot now...
"What do you mean?" Asked the bitch.
"Why DID YOU ATTACK HER! WHY DAMN IT! WHY!"oh god! The despair in his eyes is actually making me wet!
"Wha? I never-"
"SHUT UP!" KI! I feel an orgaism! AH~
"S...She snuck in here and attacked me." I gripped him harder.
"Wait! YOU LYING LITTLE-"
"Kirigiri-san...Shut up." Spoke Naegi glaring at the bitch.
"Naegi-kun...She's lying."
"Junko-chan doesn't lie about stuff like this!" …..crap...that might be a problem...my panties are soaked all the way through.
"Nae-"
"LEAVE!" AH~ I can't hold it!
Kirigiri left while Naegi lifted me up and rushed me to the nurse's office.
"Junko-chan. Stay with me!" Too cute! We reached the office and he set me down before rushing to get some gauze.
'Crap. My panties are soaking!'
"Junko-chan...why are you moving?"
Double CRAP!
"Uh...I can move a little, but it hurts." I groaned convincingly before hissing and holding the 'wound'.
"Junko-chan….you're lying….your wounds should remain still so they can heal."
'Phew.' I thought as he walked over and carefully pulled my shirt up.
"Junko-san? Did you gain weight?" WHAT!?
"W….what?" I groaned out as he wrapped the medical tape around me. Good thing I made a convincing wound, but FUCK DID IT HURT!
"Well…" EEP! Stop touching my stomach!
"Well what?" I asked.
"You look a bit pudgy…"
"Hey!" I know I can't move much, but I do NOT look pudgy!
"But you still look beautiful…" he turned bright red.
'If he has a fat fetish, I'm SO changing that.' I thought.
"Junko-chan? Your red again...please calm down so your wounds can be healed."
"Sorry." I spoke. Sheesh, I liked his despair, but seeing his hopeful side is pretty cute too.
"Thank you Junko-chan….about earlier…" I must say...he is too cute!
"I love you too." I whispered.
"J-Junko-chan…" aw..so cu-OW! Stop hugging me OW!
"I'm so happy." He whispered to me.
That's IT! I'm taking him NOW!
"Kiss me." I whispered to him.
"I can't...You're hurt Junko-chan." Ok. He got me there….
"I said kiss...not that. Pervert." I teased.
"B-But-"
"Please?" I put on my cat face that always got him to listen.
"I-I….can't. Not this time...you're hurt and I can-"
"Pwease?" I held my hands up like paws.
"I can't Junko-chan." Ok now I hate the fact that I just injured myself…..fuck.
"I guess you don't love me." I put on a sad face.
"I really love you! Bu-"
"Then kiss me, Naegi-kun." Ah. Resist now.
He looked hesitant.
"Pwese~ Meow~" ok. NOW resist that. You will be mine!
"Oh alright."
"Yes! I love you!"
He blushed before leaning down and pressing his lips against mine.
'So warm~...Fuck this plan! I'm getting my MAN!' I reached up and hugged his neck to keep the kiss going as long as possible.
"J-Junko-chan. Your injuries...they-"
"Don't worry. Just kiss me for now." I pulled him closer. "We can do more later." I purred.
"Junko-chan." Is that….his cock?!
"Later, pervert." I whispered, even though I was VERY tempted to take him right now, but that'd ruin my plan.
"Junko-chan...I'm not a pe-" I pointed to the bulge in his pants and he turned around with the brightest blush I ever saw.
"I'MSORRY!" Now I'm tempted to have him RIGHT NOW! Damn hormones!
-next day-
We were currently in the court for a class trial since Monobear called us. Time for the final piece.
"But I'm not the killer!"
"Liar!" Called Naegi. "You didn't kill anyone, but you attempted to!"
"I told you Naegi-kun! I never attacked her!"
"Then explain this!" I held a little of my shirt up to show the gauze.
"But, Bu-"
"Now calm down. We need proof to sentence her. Or not. Either way, I get a good laugh." Spoke Monobear.
"Are you sure you are not the Joker's pet bear?" Really Naegi-kun….Really!
"NO! Now get to the proof!"
"Um-"
"Let me help, Naegi-kun." I smiled. "Last night I was sleeping, but I heard someone at my door. At first I ignored it and went back to sleep. But then early in the morning someone broke in and attacked me. I got stabbed but managed to turn the light on and saw it was Kirigiri. In her panic at being seen, she left the knife with my blood on it under the bed."
"But-"
"Shut up. Continue."
"She shut the door on her way out, but Naegi got in easy because she must have broken the lock since I had the key with me the entire time."
"But-"
"Seriously quiet. Anything else?"
"If you look at the knife, you'll find her fingerprints all over it."
"I heard enough. The verdict?"
"But it's not true! I was in my room the entire time!"
"Oh? But we have videos with you committing the deed." Take that bitch!
Kirigiri's eyes widened as a screen came down for all to see.
"And let's see...you're not in your room and you attacked Junko-san."
"But that's not me!"
"So who is it then, Um?"
The bitch was silent.
"So nothing. It's time for your execution." Please let it be death by impalement or death by lobsters.
Each one of the remaining teens voted and heard Monobear laugh.
"Yep. Death by anvil and lobsters~ HAHAHA!" At least I got ONE right.
Kirigiri's eyes widened as she fell down a long chute.
Right into a nest of mutant lobsters, AHAHAHHA!
Everyone heard the sound of an anvil hitting bone and cringed.
"Now that gotta hurt. Anyone up for lobster?" Not funny, not funny. "If not, that ends this class trial."
"...Junko-chan…"
"Yes Naegi-kun?"
"Are you ok? With you-"
"My what?"
"Your injuries…" Aw~ Too cute!
"I'll be alright."
"Junko-chan...Thank goodness."
'Tonight, I'm making him into a man.'
"Junko-chan? What are you looking at?" Crap.
"Nothing~"
-later that night-
'Wow….he was a beast….' I thought limping a little with a grin. I walked up to the door to the main system and used the key before walking inside.
"Sister." Oh ….my twin sister….damn it.
"Hi." I waved.
"Stop fucking around." Oh the irony.
"Oh? And what are you talking about?"
"I know you are having sex with that boy. Now either kill him NOW or I will kill him myself."
Wrong move to say. "Well if you say so, but quick question. Can we try and send poison gas into one of the other rooms just to make them squirm a little longer?"
"...Fine. But YOU do it." Fuck.
I walked over and typed away before grinning and started filling that stuck up asshole's room first.
"Good work sister, he was just annoying." For once, we agree on that.
"Curious question, but this would work on every single room, right?"
"Yes? Why?" Ah AHAHAAHH!
I smiled and tapped the others before filling all the rooms, except for Naegi's room, with the gas and watched the rest choke before dying.
"Sister? What are you waiting for? KILL HIM!"
Wrong move sister! I whirled towards her before jamming a knife right into her chest.
"He is mine! And you, sister, shall not hurt him!" I grinned as she tried reaching for me, but I twisted the knife and pushed her back as her face started looking pale already. AH! All that despair is making me excited again!
"Goodbye sister. Say hi to the devil for me!" I laughed as she died and grinned. "Now everyone is dead except me and Naegi-kun. He's mine, mine, mine, MINE!"
Now to get ready for the 'honeymoon'!
-Naegi's room-
I walked to the door and made sure the eye drops were put in right before I started whimpering and sobbing.
The door opened and MY Naegi-kun came out.
"Junko-chan? What's wrong?"
"E-E-Everyone…"
"What is it?" He asked in concern.
"Everyone is dead." Now for the despair~ God my folds are wet!
"What!?"
"They died, from poison…."
"How do you know?"
"..." Crap. I forgot to make an alibi! "I saw one of them step out and this weird purple gas came seeping out."
"Wha? Purple gas?"
"I assumed it was poison because they didn't move and just laid there."
"...Junko-chan?"
"Yes?"
"Were you dreaming?"
"No! I really saw it!"
"Then why is there blood on your cheek?" FUCK! "Well?"
"I tried checking to see if they were still breathing and they coughed it on me."
"Oh...Sorry about that Junko-chan." Ok, now for me to make my move!
"Naegi-kun…"
"What?"
"Can I stay with you tonight?"
"Of course."
"Thank you, Naegi-kun." Success!
-timeskip-
"Naegi-kun…" His body is so warm~ AH! My folds~
"Junko-chan?"
"Can we stay here?" Forever!
"What?" He looked at me confused and shocked.
"Please~...Pwese~" Don't fail me cat eyes.
"But….shouldn't we try to find a way out?"
"But this is our eternal honeymoon~ Pwease!?"
"You make it sound like there's no hope."
"And there is hope?" I looked at him seriously. "Everyone is gone, we can't get out, and what if we get our hopes up too much?"
"Yet we are alive." Well yea….thanks to me!
"Exactly. And what if something happened to one of us?"
"I won't let you die, I promise Junko-chan." He is so cute when he blushes.
"Well than why not just live here? If the food keeps coming and we can keep breathing, we could live together in peace.
"...If I do that, promise me something Junko-chan."
"What is it?"
"Never lie to me and to tell me everything….I want you to be happy, Junko-chan."
"I promise Naegi-kun." I smiled hugging him.
-Naegi's Perspective-
I smiled and held Junko while feeling tired. 'God...She is a Succubus!...A very cute succubus.'
"Goodnight Junko-chan."
"Goodnight….Naegi-koi~" Ok, Now that is cuter! And to think….she was a possible suspect in this school of murder.
-Junko's perspective-
'No one will take my Naegi-koi! NO ONE~' I just hope those pills work….wait...I didn't….CRAP!