Crazy trouble with love
Blair, Mizune, and Soul
Series: Soul Eater
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"Blair?"
"Yes Soul?" Asked the magical cat woman.
"Why did you bring me here?"
"Oh...I need your help here."
"In the witch's realm?"
"Yes. And don't worry. The witch here are more tolerant to Weapons than anywhere else on the planet!" She smiled while kissing his cheek.
Soul grinned at the kiss. "Alright, I'll help you."
"Oh thank you Soul! I love you~" Blair said while hugging him with her breasts.
'Heh, cool guy right here.'
"Hurry up Soul! The shops are about to open! And I really need to get some Snake penises."
"Uh, why?" He asked.
"It's a secret Soul~" Blair winked as she grabbed his arm and ran to the town.
-Town-
"Soul! We are going to make it!" Shouted Blair as she ran faster before running into a woman with pink hair and a black and white outfit. "YOU!"
"You….and the scythe boy...what are you doing here?" Asked Mizune with a small glare.
"Shopping, duh." Scoffed Blair.
"Oh? And you are here to get some snake testicles?"
"None of your business."
"...You are getting a love potion as well?...But for who?" Mizune said cocking her eyebrow.
"Love potion?" Spoke Soul in intrigue.
"Yes. A love potion worth twenty Strong souls and can affect a person with any small feelings for the caster. A 'True Love potion' for witches that are….are in need for a ma-"
"It's opened!" Blair shouted running past Mizune.
"...That's the magic poodle shop…" Mizune said.
"AHH! BAD DOGGIES! BAD!" Shouted Blair running back with a poodle with a cartoonish wizard's hat on its head biting Blair's butt.
"...Stupid cat…"
"You alright?" Asked Soul.
"I'm fine." Said...the poodle?
"I was talking to her." He pointed to Blair.
"Oh...the Neko? She is also ok...oh the names Mephisto, demon queen of time and space."
"...I'm not even going to question it."
"...jerk. Oh, also some advice. Want trying to keep an mouse and a cat happy, make them feel like equals~"
"Um, thanks?"
"You're welcome. Now If you excuse me. I'm going to get Rin-koi and make him buy me some manga!" She said before disappearing into a clock which also vanished.
"...okaaaaay."
"...That was weird." Mizune said while looking at Soul's body. "So. You and the cat seem close."
"Well we are roommates."
"Yet she kisses you and hugs you like a lover." Mizune said with….Jealousy?
"That's kinda her flirty self." He shrugged.
"Then why did she try to kill me when I mentioned your name the last time we battled?"
"She did? Well you, oh I don't know, work on freeing the Kishin." He deadpanned.
"...I had no choice...Medusa killed my sister to keep us from backing out." Mizune said looking away.
"Woah, really?" His eyes widened.
"Yes….We are Mice witches so we can combine into a single being...but right now...I'm only at 75% power…" Mizune started to shake. "If only I can get my sister's soul from that snake...but how…"
Meanwhile a certain demon queen watched from a pocket dimension and began to plan a reunion. Looks like even demons can be kind when given the chance.
"Soul. Let's get going!" Blair said with a glare at the mouse witch.
"Alright."
"...Later Soul…" Said Mizune as she watch him being dragged away by Blair. 'Soul…'
-In shop-
Soul grimaced as they walked down an aisle. "Some of this stuff is just wrong."
"Nonsense. Rabbit balls and human toes are NOT wrong!"
"Oh? And if they had cat pelts?"
"I would be fine. I'm not a regular cat! I'm A magical cat~" Blair said with a smile as she grabbed a jar of whale tongues.
"Hey look, they have magical cat spay and neuter kits."
"REALLY!" She looked around in eagerness. "I need some for months!"
'Ok, so that didn't make her jump.'
"...There also cockroach legs here…" said Mizune from behind Blair.
"AH!" She jumped.
"...scaredy cat. You're are not worthy of the potion." Mizune said with a small smile.
"Shut up!"
"Make...me you stinking cat!"
"Bring it mouse bitch!"
"Its MICE! You pussy cat!"
Both butted heads.
"Um girls...someone is taking the snake testicales.." Soul said pointing to a cloaked woman with...blond hair...wait? BLOND HAIR! CRAP! IT'S HER!
"Finally." Said the figure before walking out the door.
"AFTER HER!"
-outside the shop-
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Blair and Mizune yelled in anger. Soul following.
"Oh?" Said the figure. "Mizune? What are you doing here?"
"That...voice." Mizune stopped with fear.
"And Soul? You're here too? And with a filthy cat as well." The figure laughed before slowly turning to them revealing her face.
"MEDUSA!"
"So you remembered? Now tell me? Why are so interested in these snake testicles?"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Cried Blair.
"Oh? So…" Medusa looked as Soul with a grin. "You don't mind if I take his soul then?"
"...Medusa…" growled Mizune. "Get your hands off OF HIM!"
"Oh? And what are you going to do?"
"THIS!" Mizune yelled sending a barrage of mice after her….exploding mice that is.
Medusa jumped back to avoid the exploding rodents.
"Pumpkin PUM-PUMPKIN! HALLOWEEN CANNON!" Yelled Blair as she blasted the snake witch with exploding Jack O Lanterns.
"Vector Arrow!" She sent a storm of arrows at the magical cat.
"GA!" Gasped Blair as some pierced her arms.
"Blair!" Soul tried to run to her only for a vector plate to stop him.
"Chi chi." Said Mizune as a laser from her whiskers slashed the vector plate.
"Thanks." He smiled.
"You're welcome Soul...But I must ask you something!" Mizune said while grabbing Soul and dodging a vector plate. "Can you turn into your weapon form?"
"Yeah, but why?"
"Well. When a Weapon is in the hands of a witch. They can temporarily enter the 'Death Scythe' form." Mizune said while sending an exploding mouse at a shadow snake.
"You sure that'll work?"
"Medusa's sister created the first Weapons with a Witch's soul, so in theory it could work due to the compatible souls quality."
"Alright, let's try it."
"Ok!...Um….what was the line you Weapons and Meisters use?" Mizune asked in confusion.
"Soul Resonance."
"Thank you Soul. Let's go."
"SOUL RESONANCE!" They cried as they linked hands.
"What! A Soul Resonance! With a witch!" Yelled Medusa as Soul's scythe form grew until it was blood red and covered in mechanized parts. (Ruby's Crescent Rose).
"Bring it!" Called Soul as Mizune transformed the scythe into a cannon and shot at Medusa! "Bloody cannon!"
"CRAP!" Yelled Medusa as she dodged the bullets...barely.
Blair chose that chance to rush the witch.
"Pum-Pumpkin SMASHING PUMPKINS!" She yelled as two exploding pumpkins shot out from her hands and sent the witch into a nearby clock tower.
-clock tower-
"Ow….Blasted cat!"
"Get off me fat ass!"
"Huh?"
"GET OFF OF ME YOU FAT WITCH!" Yelled a very familiar poodle. "NOW!"
"Make me."
"You asked for it mortal!" The poodle said before being engulfed in pink smoke. There standing before her was a woman with black hair and clad in a white suit and matching pants.
Medusa stood up ready for another fight.
"So? You are the one that mouse witch hates?" The woman asked. "Well if you ate the soul of someone I liked, would be pissed too."
"Who are you?" Asked Medusa nervous.
"Mephisto, queen of time."
"Who?"
"Your executioner."
"You my executioner? HA! You are just a magical dog."
"And one who can kick your ass."
"Yea right...Bitch!"
"Now I need to take something from you."
"And what would that be?"
"A soul of a mouse witch." Grinned Mephisto as she stopped time around Medusa. "Now...GET OVER HERE!"
A small mouse like soul came out of Medusa's body before flying to return to her sisters as time returned to normal.
"W...what did you do?!" Gasped Medusa.
"Returned the soul."
"What! But only demon lords and the kings….oh fuck."
"That's right, bitch." She grinned.
"S-STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!" Yelled Medusa in terror.
"Not gonna work."
Medusa's screams could be heard throughout the realms as the queen of time killed the Snake witch.
-With Soul, Blair and Mizune-
Mizune saw a soul whiz over before shooting inside her. This caused her to become fully clothed and increase her curves as well.
"What happened?" Asked Soul.
"...Sister...you are back!" Mizune said with tears. "But I thought you were still in Medusa's stomach!?"
'The queen of time saved me.'
"WHAT! A DEMON KING SAVED YOU! TELL ME EVERYTHING!" Yelled Mizune in shock.
-one explanation later-
"Wow."
"So the poodle that bit me was Mephisto the queen of time!" Blair said in shock.
"Exactly."
"...So….We met a queen of hell!" Soul said while thinking. 'But what did her advice mean?'
"So now I get the potion." Spoke Blair.
"No...I-I can't…" Mizune said with a small blush. "I need it….for someone...I..no...we like."
"Who?"
"...A Weapon…..a...Weapon with a cool personality." Mizune blushed. "And a cute tuft of white, spiky hair."
"Oh. Hell. No." Blair glared at Mizune.
"You like said Weapon as well?" Mizune said while glaring back.
"Why do you think I brought him?"
"...! YOU WANTED TO GET THE POTION TO MAKE SOUL LOVE YOU! THAT WAS MY IDEA!"
"Wait what?!" Said weapon exclaimed looking between them.
"YOU BITCH! YOU WILL NOT GET MY SOUL!" Mizune yelled in rage.
"YOU BARELY KNOW HIM!"
"YET I LOVE HIM! HE SAVED US AS CHILDREN!" Mizune yelled while charging a mouse bomb.
"I did?"
"You saved us from your mother's broom and fed us for NINE years!" Mizune said while blushing at the memory.
"Huh, I think I remember."
"You called us Chi chi chu." She was now blushing even more.
"Oh! You're right!" He spoke in surprise.
"Soul...you saved us and for that by the witch's code….you are our fianće." Mizune said before getting punched by Blair in the face.
"LIKE HELL HE IS BITCH!"
Mizune growled and tackled Blair. "HE IS OURS! YOU BITCH!"
"FUCK THAT!"
This went on for a few seconds before Soul tried to stop them...resulting in groping both their breasts with his hands.
Both moaned and grabbed him.
"Soul~ Let's head to the hotsprings~" Both said before glaring at each other.
-hot springs-
'Even cool guys can be nervous in this situation, right?'
"Soul~ Let us wash your back!" Said Mizune with nothing but a white towel on her shoulder.
He blushed and got a small nosebleed.
"No! Let me wash your back Soul!" Said Blair who had nothing on and had a towel in her left hand.
Both rushed over and tried pushing the other away.
"HE IS MINE!"
"NO OURS!"
"MINE!"
"OURS!"
Both butted heads with Soul's head in between their chests.
"...Let's make a deal bitch." Mizune said with a smile. "We see if Soul can satisfy us. If you win, I will forfeit my love of Soul, If WE win, you will never see him again, and If he satisfies both of us….we...will share him…"
"Bring it mice bitch." She grinned.
"Prepare to lose pussy bitch!"
Both turned to Soul. "Oh Soul~"
He gulped before Blair got on top of him.
"Lick me!" Blair purred.
He watched her move over till her pussy was directly above him. "Lick me now~"
He leaned up and took a small lick of the pink folds.
"Soul….lick me like you mean it." She purred as Mizune moved until her pussy as directly over Soul's cock.
"...Soul…..I'm about to put it in…."
"Go ahead." He spoke before he started licking Blair's folds faster.
"AG! ...It hurts…" Mizune cried as she slowly placed Soul's cock into her folds. The blood from her hyman dripped down his cock.
"Ah! The mouse bitch is a virgin AH!" Blair said before crying as Soul's tongue started licking even further into her folds.
"Shut it pussy bitch!" Growled Mizune.
"Then why are you in pain bit-" Blair tried to say before Mizune grabbed her and kissed her lips. 'Woah! I didn't see that coming.'
"So ….bitch? What's' wrong, cat got your tongue?" Smiled Mizune.
"Even I found that pun lame."
"Yet...You are cute...for a cat."
"Heh, well I guess you're pretty decent." Blair smirked.
"Heh, ...since we all love Soul….Why not just forget the deal and just take him~" Mizune smiled.
"After he finished licking me."
"Ok...Blair." Mizune said before groping her breasts.
"Ah!" Gasped Blair who started grinding her pussy closer against Soul's tongue.
"You know...Your breasts are softer than mine...what is your secret?"
"Milk, obviously."
"So...you have milk in those tits of yours~" She grinned.
"Care to find out?"
"Sure AH~ Soul! I'm about to cum!" Mizune said as she latched on to Blair's nipple and began to suck on them.
Soul groaned feeling her tighten up and accidentally bit on Blair's clit.
"AH! Soul! That hurts!"
"Sorry." He grunted as Mizune's pussy made him gasp before his sperm shot inside her.
"AH~ SOUL!" Moaned Mizune as she felt her womb filling up. She smiled and panted as Blair stood up from Soul's face.
"Soul….I will forgive you for biting my pussy if you make me cum."
"Sounds fair." He grinned.
"This is what I love about you Soul, your personality, your handsome body, and ….HECK I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SOUL!" Blair yelled while blushing red.
"Heh, shucks." Grinned Soul with an embarrassed blush.
"...I also love you Soul…" said Mizune as she grabbed Blair and placed her on to his cock. "Now Blair...let me help with your impregnation."
Soul watched as Blair was slowly lowered down onto his cock and groaned at the warmth.
"Soul...It..hurts!" Cried Blair as small amounts of blood dripped from her pussy.
"And you teased me about being a virgin." Spoke Mizune rubbing Blair to help ease her pain.
"...I'm sorry..Mizune I was just Jealous...I flirt with Soul so he would not see any other girls…"
"Well how does it feel to have his cock inside?"
"So warm and big~ Soul! I might get addicted to your cock!"
"Well move as much as you want."
"Soul...Kiss me...and Mizune." She turned her head. "Please sit on Soul's face."
"Sure." Mizune walked over and lowered her pussy down to Soul's face.
"Now...Where were we Mizune?" She grinned as she shook her hips against Soul's cock.
The mouse witch leaned in and resumed kissing Blair who slowly moved her hips up and down on Soul's cock.
"Blair! Let me suck your breasts! Please!?" Moaned Mizune as she felt Soul's tongue licking her folds.
"Go right ahead~"
"Blair~" Mizune squeaked as she sucled on her breast as did Blair with Mizune's breast.
Soul kept licking the folds above him.
"AH~ SOUL I'M ABOUT TO CUM!" Cried Blair as her womb felt Soul's cock twitching inside her. "SHOOT ALL OF IT INSIDE ME!"
Soul obliged as his semen shot into Bairs' womb while Mizune's juices dripped onto Soul's face. He licked his face while both girls panted.
"Soul….will...you….become our ….husband?" Panted Mizune.
"Please….Soul…"
"Isn't that kinda sudden?"
"In...the ….witch's...realm...its...legal…" painted Mizune with a smile.
"...So...Soul...will...you..be..our husbands…" purred Blair with a grin.
"Maybe we should take it slow before marriage."
"...Fine….but we...have ...to marry...before the next...witch's...meeting...in..three months...time…" Panted Mizune.
"Or...we...will...be...punished...by the counsel.." Blair said in fear.
"But Blair, you're not a witch."
"It applies to magical animals as well…" Blair said nervously. "Please Soul...Promise us you will marry us before the next witch's meeting."
"Alright alright." He conceded as both Blair and Mizune kissed him on the cheeks. 'Maybe it won't be so bad.'
-a month later, Death City-
Soul was making his way back to his apartment. Only for seven blurs to tackle Soul to the ground.
"SOUL!"
"Oof!"
"WE MISSED YOU!" Said Blair while six Mizune's started to stroke his hair.
"So soft~"
"I was just out for school."
"But we STILL missed you….darling~" Blair said with a smile.
"I know I know."
"...We…"
"Have…"
"Something.."
"...to…"
"Tell you…."
"Soul." said the Mizune sisters in succession.
"What, you're pregnant?" He joked.
They stayed silent as their faces became flustered.
"Oh man you are." He spoke in shock.
"...Soul...are you ok?" Blair asked with concern.
"Yeah, just never thought I'd be a dad."
"Soul…"
"You will…"
"Be an…"
"Excellent…"
"Father…"
"Darling." the sisters said with a smile.
"And you WILL not cheat on us...RIGHT?" Blair asked with a glare. "WELL!?"
"N-NO!" He shook his head.
"Good." Blair said before remembering something important. "Oh right Soul."
"What?"
"The Witch's Meeting...It was been moved to tonight…"
"Say what?!"
"Yes…"
"Lady Mabaa..."
"Found out.."
"Due to a…"
"Certain demon.."
"Queen." The Mizune sisters said with annoyance.
"Aw shit."
"Nyamu." Said a voice from behind Soul.
He leaned his head back and saw the head witch standing there.
"Nyamu." She glared at Soul like a hungry Raven. "Nyamu."
"Huh, hi?"
"Nyamu, Nyamu...Nyamu!"
"What's she saying?" He whispered to the girls.
"Even we don't know." Blair said with the Mizune sisters nodding in agreement.
"Nyamu." She looked at them before saying her chant one more time. "Nyamu...Soul Eater Evans?"
"Yeah, that's me."
"Are you the one that Mephisto spoke of? The witch scythe?" Mabaa asked.
"Uh, yes?"
"I see. ...and from what I heard you used Soul Resonance with the Mizune sisters to combat the traitor Medusa."
"That's right."
"...You Soul are now an accepted member of the Witch's realm...my friend." Mabaa said with an unseen smile.
"Ummmm, cool?"
"That and I approve your relation with the magic cat, Blair and the mice witch's Mizune." Mabaa said as Kidd and another woman that Soul never saw before walked next to her.
"Kidd? What are you doing here?"
"What? Can't the ruler of the Witch realm not appear with my queen?" Kidd said while the other woman looked ready to kill him.
"Kidd….REAPER CHOP!"
Kidd fell face first with a large mark on his head. "Ow! Sorry Komachi! But I still love you….Mother." Kidd said before Soul and his lovers looked at the woman in shock.
"Kidd….is that-"
"Lord Death? Yup." smiled the woman.
"What! You're a woman!"
"Do you want a Reaper chop?"
Soul shook his head in fear.
"Good. And for my real name, It's Komachi the Reaper. And apparently Mabaa actually made a contract with me without me knowing...a marriage contract with MY HUSBAND!" Yelled Komachi while Mabaa eye smiled.
"So Kidd really is the king?"
"Yes...and do you want to see my true form...I'm not that old…" Mabaa said looking at Soul with an eyes smile.
"She really is." Muttered Komachi.
"Shut up you hag!" Mabaa said before her form changed from a small woman covered with seals to a young woman with an eye patch, H-cup breasts, a very large ass, and a face that was as smooth as marble. "You're older than me by a few millenia!"
Both growled while the rest sweatdrop.
"Is that really the Head Witch?" Blair said with confusion.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...yes." Said the Mizune sisters after a few minutes of looking at the two women acting like children.
"Yet they are beautiful." Said Kidd with a smile. "Even if their clothing is asymmetrical."
That got him a pinch to the cheeks by Komachi and Mabaa.
"So we can stay with Soul?" Asked Blair.
"Yes. However Soul has to become our ambassador to the Witch's realm"
"Correct bitch, Soul needs to learn how to synchronize with a witch's soul."
"I was getting to that, hag."
"Ya Ya you cyclops fat ass." Mabaa faced the Mizunes. "Keep practicing your synchronize."
"Yes Head Witch Mabaa!" They said in unison while said witch chuckled.
"Call me Morgana….Mabaa is just a title."
All of them nodded.
"Oh Soul, A witch's pregnancy lasts only for about….well…" Said Kidd with a blush.
"A entire EIGHT months with the ninth month being the time when the child's soul is infused with the first creature or creatures they see to become its magical theme." Said Morgana.
"Basicly, They are like mini Kishins...but after eating the soul or souls in rare cases, they return to being either Meisters, Weapons or Witches." Komachi said while thinking about the concept of a Weapon/Witch hybrid or a Meister/Witch hybrid being conceived.
"Um...Hag. You forgot that sometimes a Witch will see a Kishin and eat its soul...like that traitor Kami…" Mabaa said while the others looked in shock, minus Komachi who was pissed.
"Wait, Maka's mom?!"
"Yes. Kami, Maka's mother is a Kishin witch. Who tried to not only kill me but attempted to consume every soul in Witch Realm before her powers were sealed….yet Maka has inherited those powers…" Komachi said while Reaper chopping a nearby table and destroying it. "Anyway, She is now in Vegas as a stripper…"
"Heavy."
"Yep. So I want you to keep this a secret….Kidd, ….one-eye here, and myself are going to Vegas to bring her back to face her sins."
"That and celebrating Komachi's pregnancy." Morgana said with a frown. 'I wanted Kidd's child!'
"Wait? Pregnant? With who….oh." Soul realized as he saw Kidd's massive blush.
"So long!"
"Komachi!" Kidd blushed while Mabaa latched onto him.
"Don't forget to fuck me K.I.D.D.~" Mabaa purred as they left through a Spatial portal.
"...Oooookkkk." He turned as Blair licked his cheek.
"Soul. Can you please us~"
"Pl.."
"e.."
"a.."
"s…"
"e…"
"Soul~" The Mizune sisters said as they licked his cheeks as well.
"Please...Darling~" They said before grabbing Soul by the collar of his shirt and dragging him inside the master bedroom.
'Well this is suited for a cool guy.' He thought with a grin.
"And don't forget the potions Blair!" The Mizune sisters asked in unison. "The 'green and pink one'~"
"Don't worry." Blair said pulling the box of potions out. "I never forget!"
Soul paled while seeing the potions, remembering their kinky idea of giving him multiple cocks and turning him into a futa. Well only on fridays….crap it is Friday!
'Fuck!' Cried Soul in his mind as the screen when black.