Crazy trouble with love
Keito, Deshi, Female Kuyo, Tsukune's harem, and Tsukune
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-Basement of Yokai Academy-
We find the leader of the Enforcers sitting in a chair. Currently he is just for once reading a book...a book on 'How to increase your tails in Two easy steps'.
'Hmmm, so squats help.'
"Um...Kuyo...your tea." Said a purple haired woman with equally purple eyes while holding a cup of tea...with a small pink bottle next to it.
"Set it down."
"Yes Kuyo." 'Just drink the potion and me and Deshi will get our man...and you as our head bitch!' She thought while thinking of how She, Keito Jorogumo, and Deshiko Deshi met Tsukune.
-flashback, ten years ago, human world-
"Stay back!" Said a younger Keito while trying to beat back some bullies that were hurting her friend Deshi, with a stick. "I'm armed!"
"We outnumber you!" Taunted the head bully.
"I don't care! You idiots messed with the wrong girls!" She was about to turn into her Jorogumo form until.
"STOP! GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU PIN HEADED JERKS!" Said a young boy with dark hair with a ticked off expression. He ran and tackled the bully and started punching him like a demon from hell.
'Who is he Deshi?' Thought the red haired girl in awe.
'Is he even human?" Keito thought as the boy started to turn the bullies' face into paste.
Then he stood up and panted with a glare.
"Leave or I will kill you!" The boy said in a demonic voice.
The bully and his goons reeled back before running away.
"Are you ok?" He asked Keito and Deshi as he smiled and helped them up.
"Y-Yes."
"Deshi? Are you a human?"
"Well of course."
"Oh? Are you sure Deshi?" She asked again while looking at him with curiosity. "Because you fought like a Vampire in a berserker's rage."
"A what?"
"A vampire. You know the supernatural blood suckers with a Tsundere complex?" Asked Keito.
"Those things that turn into bats?"
"It's a lost trait, they only have the super strength and raw power nowadays….but back to the point. Are you a human?" Keito asked while her own wounds healed along with Deshi's.
"Of course! See, I don't have fangs." He opened his mouth.
"Well you do have a cute set of teeth, Deshi." She chuckled. "Wait. If you're human….does this mean you hate monsters? Deshi."
"Which ones?"
"What?" Asked Keito in confusion.
"I've seen monsters in comics, tv, and movies."
"So...you don't read any books?" Chuckled Keito.
"Comics are books!"
"No. They are just annoying. You should be reading more books, like The Book of Five Rings or the Divine Comedy."
"Boring."
"Yet why do you think adults are smarter than kids? They read!"
He just stuck his tongue out.
"Just read more books and I will ….show you something...secret...just don't be scared." Keito said while looking fearful.
"What is it?" He asked curiously.
"Just promise you won't run, get scared or hurt us….please ...what's your name?"
"Tsukune Aono."
"Please Tsukune Deshi." Deshi said with a cute pout.
"Why would I be scared?"
"Just promise." Keito said with a small smile. "Tsukune."
"Sure."
"Ok Deshi. Let's do it." Keito said before revealing yellow spider legs with black lines on them from her stomach while Deshi changed into a Jiang Shi with pink and purple robes and a sutra on her hat which covered her face.
Tsukune's eyes widened and didn't say anything.
"Tsukune? Are you ok?" Asked Keito with worry written on her face.
"Are those real?" He asked touching a leg.
"Yes and it tickles!" Keito said while laughing.
"You mean this?' He asked poking the leg and another.
"AHAAH! STOP! PLEASE! I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!" She laughed falling on her back and holding her sides.
"Mu! Tsukune! I want to be admired too Deshi!" Deshi said while pouting. "Please Deshi!?"
"Well your outfit does look pretty." He commented.
"AW! YOU'RE SO SWEET DESHI!" She said while hopping to Tsukune and hugging him...well trying to at any rate. "Tsukune! Help! Deshi!"
"Why can't you wrap your arms?"
"I'm a Jiang Shi! Our species can't move our arms or legs...unless they are about a thousand years old...but I'm only 400 years old...Deshi."
"Huh?"
"What? You never heard of a Jiang Shi? Deshi!" Deshi said in shock.
"A what?"
"A chinese hopping zombie vampire...ghost thing…" Keito said after calming down.
"Nope, not one bit."
"Told you you should read more books! And for your information I'm a Jorogumo, a spider woman...you MUST know about our kind since we live in Japan like you!"
"I don't read normal books! I read comic books!"
This caused the girls to develop a rain cloud over them. "So he really doesn't know about monster like us...stupid western monsters…"
"Yea...Deshi."
"What's with you two?"
"...It's just most people nowadays love western monsters...not any other monsters...that's why I wanted you to read more…" Keito said while looking at the ground with her spider legs making silk unconsciously.
"You're so mean Tsukune...Deshi." She said while trying to touch her feet….with difficulty.
'Did I say something bad?' He thought.
"Tsukune. Please read more books please….if you do that...we can be your friends." Keito said still depressed.
"Yes...Deshi…"
"Alright alright!" He relented. "I'll read more books."
"Really!"
"And we can be friends? Deshi?"
"Of course." He smiled before poking one of Keito's legs.
"S-STOP THAT AHAAHAH!"
"No fair! I want a turn Deshi!"
"Oh? You mean this?" Tsukune moved over and poked her sides.
"AHAH! S-STOP! DESHI!" She laughed as Tsukune's fingers started to tickle her sides...more like between the ribs.
"Nope." he grinned.
"P-PLEASE! I'M ABOUT TO DIE AGAIN! AHAHA!"
Tsukune pulled back before grinning at Keito and wiggled his fingers.
"T-Tsukune Don-AHAAH! STOP! I'M ABOUT TO AGAHAAHAH!" She laughed as silk landed on the boy's body like confetti.
Deshi caught her breath and saw Tsukune's back was turned towards her and got a glint in her eyes. "Your back is EXPOSED DESHI!"
Tsukune jumped and started laughing as Deshi paid him back from before. "D-DESHI! STOP HAHA!"
Keito grinned and started using her hands and his laughter got even higher.
"Tickle us? Tsukune? You naughty boy!" She laughed as she tickled his ribs with her spider legs.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" He laughed with tears in his eyes while the two girls kept up their tickling.
"Never! Deshi!" The Jiang Shi said while tickling Tsukune's armpits. "Say you're sorry! Deshi!"
"N-Ev! AHAH! OK OK! I'M SORRY! JUST S-STOP AHAHAAAH!"
Both slowly pulled back while Tsukune fell on his butt while panting from the laughing.
"That was fun Deshi!"
"Yes...now Tsukune. Let's exchange our….um…'numbers?'" Keito said with confusion while both girls took out a cell phone. "Please?"
"Sure." he borrowed the cell phone and put in his number and gave it back." There ya go."
"Thank you Tsukune." Keito smile while Deshi pouted.
"What about me? Deshi!"
"I was about to." He sweatdrop before giving her his number.
"Thank you! Deshi!" She smiled as she gave him her number….well…. "Help. Deshi?"
"What is it?"
"I-I dropped my phone...Deshi."
"Again?" Asked Keito as she gave her number to Tsukune. "You alway do that when you're in Jiang Shi form."
"Shut up Deshi!"
Tsukune sweatdropped at Deshi's reaction as he picked up her phone off the ground. He typed his number in it before handing it back to her.
"Thank you. But can you ….type my...number for..me Deshi!" She said with a light blush.
"Sure."
"Oh Tsukune! You so sweet! Deshi!" She smiled.
"But it is getting late." Spoke Keito with a frown seeing it was getting late.
"What….ah...Deshi." She said disappointment. "But I want to stay with Tsukune! Deshi!"
"Sorry but we have to go soon….our parents will be worried sick." Keito said while also sad at leaving her new friend.
"Maybe we'll see each other again."
"Maybe. But you have our numbers remember?" Keito giggled.
"Well duh."
"Don't get smart with me. You still need to read more books." Keito smiled.
"Ya Deshi!" Deshi giggled.
"Fine,"
"Thank you." Both Keito and Deshi kissed his cheeks. "Tsukune." And with that they walked away leaving a blushing young boy.
-end flashback-
'Drink that potion you bastard.' Keito thought while Deshi hopped over to Kuyo's desk.
"Hey Kuyo. Deshi!" 'You bastard human hater!'
"What is it?" He asked with a frown.
"Just wanted to ask you something. Deshi." She said with a false smile.
"And that is?"
"Why do you think that the new student, Tsukune, is a human? Deshi?" 'And trying to kill him!'
"Through all the times there's been trouble, not one person has an idea what monster he is."
"Maybe he is one of those new monster species? Like the Nue? Or those….Dinosaur creatures from Africa?" Keito asked while trying not to smile at Kuyo's dumb reason for killing Tsukune.
"Oh? Then do you might have an idea?"
"Well...He's one of those monsters...a Nue if I recall." Kaito said while mentally sweating. 'Crap. that as a REALLY bad lie.'
"No, the events haven't been disastrous in the times he was in a fight."
"Yet EVERYONE that battled him attempted to either Rape other students, destroy school property or just beings stupid." Kaito mentally facepalmed at his stupidity...again.
"And I'm going to go and ensure those students are executed." He spoke taking a drink of the tea.
'Bullseye.' "Yet, Did you EVER let the newspaper club ACTUALLY run? It's an offence to some students that ACTUALLY want to give a cultural diversity her at Yokai Academy! Deshi!"
"Watch your tone." He glared at her.
"Who died and made you queen? You're just a four tailed Yoko. Even a human can take you on with one hand behind their back...like Houdini." Kaito said while waiting for Kuyo to drink the potion.
"Watch it you filthy spider." He scoffed before taking the potion and adding some to his tea and stirring it around.
"Calling the kettle black, Kuyo?" Smirked Keito as she started to laugh. "If anyone is filthy it's you and your obsession to Tsukune's death? Necrophilia much?"
Kuyo growled and stood up before grabbing Keito's throat.
"Go ahead make my day. You bitch!" She smiled as the potion took effect.
Kuyo gasped and felt his body started tingling.
"You are SUCH an idiot! Kuyo. Deshi!" Deshi said as she laughed like a certain mad woman with a mallet. "And now you are going to see a different side of life. DESHI! AHAAHHAAHAH!"
Kuyo stumbled back and gripped his shoulders.
"Oh? Are you suffering? Good! Suffer like every innocent student you executed! Bitch!" Keito laughed as Kuyo looked at them with anger and confusion.
"What...did you do?"
"Well...We put a potion next to your tea, you bitch!" Keito said while watching his body become more feminine and more curvy every second as a pair of I-cups began to pop out of the Yoko's shirt like a cannon.
"A...AH!" 'He' cried out while trying to cover her chest.
"Now for the second stage of the potion."
"The love part! Deshi!"
Kuyo's eyes widened.
"You heard us! You are going to fall in love."
"With our love! Tsukune! Deshi!" She smiled at the fear Kuyo was showing. "In 3...2….1, Deshi!"
"TSUKUNE! MARRY ME!" Said the now love struck female Kuyo as her clothes started to fall off due to her new body.
"Think that was a little too much?" Keito whispered to Deshi.
"Agreed. But now we have a nicer boss. Deshi." She whispered back as the female Kuyo started to dance around ...in the nude. "Or just a perverted one, Deshi."
"TSUKUNE!"
"Now what Deshi?"
"First we get….Ranko some cloths then we 'introduce' ourselves to Tsukune again~" Smiled Keito while grabbing the now named Ranko and dragging her to their dorm rooms for some extra cloths.
-Newspaper club, hours later-
A phone rang in Tsukune's pocket as Inner Moka, Outer Moka (Both somehow became separated for no reason...Vampire Puberty?), Mizore, Ruby, Kurumu, and Yukari looked at their man with confusion.
"Hold on." Tsukune answered and after a while of walking turned off his phone with a smile.
"Tsukune?" Asked Kurumu in confusion. "Who was it?"
"Yea…" said Inner Moka with glare...a very Yandere looking glare. "Who was it?"
He gulped in fear.
"In'nā!" (Japanese for Inner….yea.) yelled Outer Moka. "Stop that!"
"Why? What if it's a girl?"
"Just stop!"
Her inner self just turned away with a huff.
"In'nā…" She walked over and whispered. "Calm down. We will be the alpha in this harem and if they were girls, we will make them submit~"
"Fine."
"So Tsukune? Who were you talking to?" Asked Mizore with a concerned look. "Is it a threat?"
"No. It's just some old friends from my childhood….some...girls." Tsukune lightly blushed while remembering the time he played with them.
"What kind of girls?" Asked Mizore.
"Some...monster girls…." Tsukune said while the girl looked at him in shock. "...what?"
"WHO!?"
"...Just don't freak out ok?" Tsukune said with fear.
Each one just kept glowering.
"Keito Jorogumo and Deshi Deshiko." Tsukune said while bracing himself.
"WHAT?!"
"Yes? You know them?" Tsukune asked as Yukari and Kurumu shook him violently.
"THEY'RE PART OF THE SCHOOL'S ENFORCERS!"
"What? But they are my childhood friends!" Tsukune said while feeling the urge to puke. "They don't hate humans!"
"That's right Deshi!" Answered Deshi as she jumped from a nearby window. "Hi Tsukune! Deshi!"
"Hey Tsukune. It's been awhile." Smiled Keito as she entered the room from the ceiling while a girl with a familiar vibe to her entered the room.
"TSUKUNE!" The woman said as she ran at him and hugged her with her I-cup rack. "HUSBAND!"
"HUSBAND?!" The other girls yelled in anger.
"Oops...looks like the potion was a little too strong. Deshi." She said while pulling Tsukune out of the girl's embrace.
"Meet Kuyo." Keito said with a smile. "Or in this case, Ranko~"
"Tsukune~" Ranko purred. "Husband~"
"Yeah….Our bad for that...not. Deshi!"
"So? Who are these girls?" Asked Keito with a small smile, a smile of ….interest.
"Oh, my friends." He replied.
"No...His wife/concubine/chosen one/play-thing/fianće/boyfriend!" They said in anger and with a crimson blush on their faces.
Tsukune blushed while the other three frowned.
"So Tsukune….You got yourself a harem?" Keito frowned.
"And without us! DESHI!" Deshi yelled in anger.
"HUSBAND!" Ranko yelled as a blaze of foxfire came from her hair.
"Quit calling him that!" Growled Mizore and Kurumu.
"NO!" Ranko yelled.
"What makes you think you're perfect for Tsukune! Deshi!" Cried out the girl.
"Yea! WE KNOW TSUKUNE LONGER THAN YOU!" Keito yelled as her spider legs ripped through her shirt in anger.
"We've been his friends since getting here!" Cried the girls bringing out their powers or weapons.
"And that is YOUR REASON DESHI!" She said as her Jiang Shi form with claws drawn. "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF TSUKUNE! DESHI!"
Tsukune got scared as all of them looked ready to kill each other. He tried to stop them but….let's just say he somehow slipped on a banana peel and fell on the girls...all of them!
"Oof!"
"AH~" they cried as Tsukune's body started to twitch on each of the girls as they moaned with pleasure. "Tsukune~"
'Oh shit!'
"Tsukune~ We love you!~ Deshi~" Said the girls with a moan.
"Oh, my bad." He spoke moving off.
"Tsukune…." They looked at him with sadness. "...why did you stop?/Deshi?"
"Uh, what?"
"Why did you stop touching us/Deshi~?"
"Y-You mean you wanted me to keep going?"
"Yes...Deshi." She said with a blush while the other looked at him with sadness. "Please Deshi."
He gulped as Keito reached over and grabbed him with her legs before pulling him back down.
"Tsukune~ We love you~" Keito said as she kissed him on the lips. "I love you~"
"Me too Deshi!" She said as she hopped over and kissed his lips as well. "More than these sluts. Deshi!"
Said girls growled before running at him and kissing him as well.
He blushed from each one.
"Now~" Keito said as she took of his pants. "Let's show you our love~"
-hours later-
We now find Tsukune naked with a group of cum covered girls on the ground with a smile on their faces.
"Tsukune~ You handsome stud~" Keito purred as they slowly moved closer to Tsukune.
"That….was…..woah….." He panted.
"Yes Deshi~" she moaned.
"Husband." Ranko said with a smile.
"No he's my husband." Spoke Kurumu.
"No mine!" In'nā, Moka, and Mizore said.
"Mine!" Ruby and Yukari retorted.
"No mine, Deshi!"
"Mine~" Keito purred.
"Mine!"
"Um girls...can't we just get along?" Asked Tsukune while causing the harem to look with him with interest.
"NO!"
"...fine...then I will date none of you." Tsukune said while looking out the window.
"EEEEHHH!?"
"You heard me. If you don't get along, I will date, oh I don't know, Miss Kagome instead." Tsukune said with a stern expression.
"That's unfair, Deshi!" Cried out Deshi.
"Well, so is seeing the girls I love fighting like children." Tsukune said before blushing.
"Love!?"
"Y-Yes. I love all of you. And it hurts me to see you fighting every single day! It really hurts…" Tsukune said while looking away, his face redder than tomatoes.
Each girl looked at each other and reluctantly nodded. "Tsukune?...We agree to...share you/Deshi!"
"You sure?"
"Yes~ We all love you!/Deshi~" They said before embracing him and kissing his cheeks. "And we can learn to get along with each other, for you T.S.U.K.U.N.E~"
He blushed at the purrs.
"Now~ Fuck us/Deshi~"
-two years later, human world, manor in the countryside-
A small kitsune growled and tackled a vampire. "Tag you're it sister~" said the boy with a smile.
"No…" the vampire ran and shoulder tackled her brother. "You're it!"
"Ow! Sister you made me squish my tail!" The boy said while another vampire girl walked by and glared at her sister.
"Elizabeth! Did you hurt Shirou again?!"
"We were just playing!"
"Yea." said a female Jorogumo from a nearby tree. "Playing~"
"J-JANE!" Elizabeth blushed.
"Did you hurt Shirou?" Said a young Succubus, Yuki-onna, and a Jiang Shi said while they glared at the vampire.
"N-No! Marie, Anna, Ling Ling! I was just playing!"
"Playing or fucking?" Said two twin witches in unison.
"SAPPHIRE! RUBY!" She blushed.
"No need to worry. Shirou is cute after. Now come here to big sis Kali~"
He shivered and turn to ran before a silk thread around his ankle and started dragging him towards her.
"Please Shirou~ We love you!" Said Jane with a smile. "We just want to 'Play'~"
"N-No thanks!" He burned the thread before running away.
"Shirou...that was hot~" Ling Ling said catching up to Shirou. "Please come back~ Let us fuck you!"
"No!" He turn and kept running.
"Please~ ….We love you...or are you trying to hide your sister's panties again? The used ones?" Jane said with a blush.
"NO!" He yelled with a blush as they all kept chasing him.
"Come on! We are already husband and wives! Please fuck us! We know you have been mastrabating when we take a bath!" Jane said with a smile.
"Liar!" He yelled before he rounded a corner and ducked into a bush as the girls ran past him. 'That was close...but how did they find out?'
"Because we see your dreams about us~" Said Marie from behind him as the others stood alongside her. "So cute~ And that's why we love you, Shirou~"
"AHHH!" He jumped and started running before he tripped and saw his back paws were frozen.
"Please Shirou~" Anna said with a blush. "Don't melt the ice...or we will be ….sad...please...we love you...the ice represents our love for you..if you melt it…" She started to look down with a frown. "I'll freeze your entire body."
"O-OK! I'M SORRY! …...Iloveyouallaswell!" Shirou blushed while looking away.
"Good, but I'll freeze the rest of you just in case." She held up her claws.
"...so...cold….yet...so..warm?" Shirou said while the girls came closer and kissed him. He blushed from each with the rest of his body wrapped up in threading.
"Shirou~ Lets fuck~" Jane said as Ling Ling started to take off his clothes as Tsukune and his wives watched on.
"Maybe we should stop them." Suggested Tsukune.
"Let's not~" Ranko said with a smile. "It's good for him to find love!"
'Even though they're siblings.' Sweatdrop the male.
"Why the face? Deshi."
"Nothing."
"Ok~ But tonight…"
"We fuck~" said Keito with a smile.
"Yea! DESKI!"
'Who knew they had such high libidos.'