Crazy Trouble With Love

by yugiohfan163

Idea suggested by Hamm-Ram, and also co-written with him in the first chapter. In this, different methods can happen to make the females go nuts for someone. Spell, invention, potion, etc. Just send in your ideas for who, and they don't have to be canon couple. Heck, they can even be two who have never talked to each other, as long as they're in the same series. Now including males

45. Hunter J and Ash

Crazy trouble with love

Hunter J and Ash

Series: Pokemon

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-Sinnoh, Veilstone city-

'Wow, this place is awesome.' Thought Ash looking around the inside of a casino. It was covered in slot machines with various people trying to win the jackpot, a free month long trip to the Orange Islands. 'That brings back memories.'

"Excuse me, are you old enough to be here?" Asked a man in suit with a stern expression.

"OF COURSE! I'M EIGHTEEN!" Yelled Ash. 'It's not my fault that I got my father's genes for slow growth.'

"I'm going to need to see some ID first."

"Here." Said Ash showing his Pokedex to the man.

The man opened the Pokedex and looked over the info before nodding and giving it back to Ash. "Alright, enjoy all the games we can provide."

"Thanks." 'Jerk.' Thought Ash as he walked to a machine with a Salamence on it. He sat down just as a woman in a purple sleeveless dress with silver hair walked in. You might find her familiar if she wore a visor and clothing that was connected with her job.

'So. This is the Veilstone city Casino….kind of boring.' She thought before walking to the machine next to Ash. She took a glance and inwardly groaned seeing it was the brat who kept stopping her. 'Why did he have to come here?'

'But you like him.' Said her inner self. Now you see, some humans are the byproduct of pokemon and human relations. Which is one reason why some can fly or survive lightning strikes. In her case, she is the half breed of a human and a Salamence. This type of human is called by scientists as Pokemorphs and by occultists as Demi-Legendaries due to their appearances and powers. Currently only about 25% of the world's population are Pokemorphs….though the number has been rising in the last few years.

As for the inner self part, some Pokemorphs would form a second self inside the person due to the mixed DNA that could be a mirror of themselves or complete opposites. In this case, it's the latter.

'I know you like him~'

'No I don't! He's just a brat!'

'Yet he survived your rage and he did accidently kiss you.' The inner self smirked.

(flashback)

"Blasted brat!" Yelled J as she reeled back from the Volt Tackle. The force sent her crashing against the cave wall with some sparks coming from her body.

"J! Give back Riolu!" Growled Ash as he ran towards her and grabbed the scruff of her coat. "Right now!"

'Wow….he's kind of hot.' The inner self said with a blush.

'Shut it!' J thought before a Zubat 'accidently' pushed Ash into her lips.

Both their eyes widened with J's inner self purring. 'Such fine lips~ Take him!'

"W-what!" J blushed while taking advantage of Ash's shock to high tail it out of the cave. She wouldn't stop running until she reached her ship.

(End flashback)

'And you were so cute, especially after using your drones to spy on him.'

'SHUT UP!' She thought with a blush as she focused on the machine and pulled the lever.

"YES I WON!" Both Ash and J cried as SOMEHOW they both got the jackpot. Each one looked at each other….and Ash just looked confused at the somehow familiar woman.

"Um, congratulations." He spoke up.

"Thanks….You too...um? What's your name?" Asked J in false confusion.

"Oh, Ash Ketchum." He introduced. "And you are?"

"Um...Jane Gray." she said while mentally berating herself for revealing her real name.

'Told you~'

'Shut up!'

"We must be really lucky." Joked Ash.

"Yea. You must be blessed by Ho-Ho." J joked while Ash stiffened.

"Heh, yeah." Chuckled Ash with a nervous bead of sweat.

"What? Were you?" J asked with interest. 'Maybe I can get him to tell me how he got that blessing.'

'Yea...And you will not remain a virgin.'

'Shut up!'

'Make me.'

"Oh no no! That's kinda silly." Ash waved while chuckling.

"...Your eye is twitching." J said with a giggle.

'Damn it!' Thought Ash who thought the giggle from the woman was cute.

"So you did get blessed? I wish I was that lucky…."

'Especially in love~'

"Well, kinda." Replied Ash.

Just then a blond haired woman came up and gave them their prizes. "Here's your tickets for your free month long trip to the Orange Islands."

"Thank you." They spoke in unison before blushing.

"So. You a couple? Or...siblings?" She asked.

"N-No! We just met!" Spoke up Ash.

"Oh. So….Have fun….you crazy lovers~" she said while walking away.

'L-Lovers?!' They both thought with blushes.

'More like mates~' the inner self said with a smile.

'SHUT UP!'

-Orange Islands, Kumquat Island, local beach-

'I can't believe I came here with the brat.' Sighed Jane.

'Yet you're wearing a O-ring swimsuit….a VERY sexy one at that~'

Jane blushed and looked at the swimsuit that matched her hair and groaned.

"I have the ice cream Jane." said Ash wearing blue swim trunks while his chest was exposed, which caused Jane to blush at his abs.

'Wow, he's really fit.'

'And his tasty body...yum~' the inner self said while drooling in Jane's mind.

"Jane?" Ash asked while giving her the vanilla cone. "Are you ok?"

"O-Of course. Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well. You're blushing and well…." Now it was Ash's turn to blush.

"Hey babe!" Said a random asshole with greasy black hair.

'Figures an asshole would see me.' Groaned Jane.

"Why not leave the brat and go out with me." He said while grabbing her hand...hard.

"I'm good, thanks." She frowned trying to pull her hand away from him.

"It's not a request." He said with annoyance. "You're coming with me!"

"She said no." spoke Ash in a firm tone.

"Beat it kid!" He said before getting punched in the face by Ash….who was now covered in a black aura like when he was possessed by the King of Pokelantis.

"You will let her go you insignificant worm, OR I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM!" He growled.

"Ha. Make me you bastard child." He said...not knowing that both Ash and Jane were glaring at him.

'SEND HIM TO HOENN!' Yelled the Inner self in rage.

The man threw a punch, but Ash grabbed it and started squeezing the fist. "GA! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"Wrong move." Ash said before...OH CRAP!

"AHAH MY ARM! YOU BROKE MY ARM!" The bastard cried holding the broken limb.

"Shall I do the other?" Ash walked towards him.

'Wow...that was hot~'

"FUCK YOU! ONCE I BED THAT WHORE I WILL EAT HER LEGS!" He said as his sanity broke.

"Wrong thing to say."

"Ash….Let me handle him." Jane said while walking towards the man. "So...I'm a whore?"

"YEAH!" As he said that she punched him so hard that he was sent flying all the way to Newmoon Island...all the way back in Sinnoh!

"There, that takes care of him." She grinned.

'Yep. Oh...looks like Ash is looking at your ass.'

Jane turned and saw Ash's stunned expression with his eyes looking at her ass. "Ash. What are you doing!" She blushed while trying to slap him back to reality. "Stop looking AT MY ASS!"

Ash reeled back from the slap and looked away with a guilty expression. "Sorry."

"It's fine...But why did you do it?" Jane asked with a confused expression. "Am I really that sexy?"

'Well we are sexy.'

"Ash? Am I-" "Hey handsome!" Said a red head with a one piece swimsuit as she cut of Jane. "Let's ditch the bitch! And go out~"

Ash blushed as the woman grabbed his hand and tried dragging him away only for Jane to grab her leg and hold her upside down like a fish. Wow! Now that's strong!

"Get away from him." She growled as her eyes looked reptilian for a brief moment.

"No! You bitch!"

Yep wrong move. Since a pair of Salamence wings and tail appeared on Jane's body while her skin and head became covered in horns and scales. Her clawed hands started to crush the woman's' leg.

"JANE! Stop!" Ash cried out.

"And why should I? She tried to steal you."

'In more ways than one.'

"Well?" Jane said increasing the strength of her grip. "Why should I NOT break her legs off?"

"Because then you're not better than a common bully! Now put her down!" He ordered.

"...fine." Said Jane before throwing her into the ocean as her draconic features disappeared. "Happy now!"

"Yeah, now I have one question. How did you change?"

" I'm a Salamence Pokemorph." She said like it was nothing.

"A what?"

"A human with pokemon DNA….My father was a Salamence and my mother was a human." Jane said while sitting back down on her chair. "Pokemorphs are as rare as uncommon pokemon in a factory full of pokeballs."

"So they're hard to find through normal means?"

"Yes. Especially for some. I do remember that the current champion, Cynthia is a Spiritomb Pokemorph." Jane said while looking at the time. "Crap. It's almost time to head back."

"I just can't believe this." Ash shook his head.

"Well it's the truth. So...let's get going." She said grabbing his arm and walking back to their hotel room.

-Kumquat Gym/Hotel, Room # 45-

Both entered with Jane sighing and plopping on one of the beds. "Ah! A bed at last!"

"So….what's it like?"

"What is what?" Jane asked in confusion.

"Being part pokemon?"

"Oh….It's fine. Unless you count having to lay eggs every two months." She blushed while getting herself a towel. "Now. I'm going to take a bath….Don't move ok."

"Uh, ok." He nodded letting her go the bathroom. 'Eggs? Wow.'

"Were you thinking about my eggs?" Asked Jane with a stern look as she walked to the bathroom door.

"N-NO!"

"Oh. Ok…"

'He might like that~' the Inner self chuckled.

Jane ignored the voice and walked into the bathroom.

-a few minutes later, with Ash-

He heard the bathroom door open and took a quick glance. Jane was now wearing only a purple robe with two holes on her back and ass, presumably for her wings and tail.

"Ash? What are you looking at?" She asked while a small blush creeped up. "Is it my figure?"

"Uh...yeah." He admitted looking back away.

"...pervert." She said blushing as she walked towards the bed with her hips swinging from side to side with each step.

Ash blushed watching her hips and tried to ignore her as she climbed on the same bed as him.

"So. I'm not attractive Ash?" Jane asked while cupping her breasts.

'Getting toward with your advances~' purred the other self with a grin. 'You should reveal your mounds to him next~'

'Don't rush me!'

'So you want to? Wow….And here I thought I was the perverted one here.' The inner Salmance said while Ash looked at Jane with a confused look.

"Jane? What's wrong?"

"Nothing...But why are you looking at me like that?" Jane asked.

"You were holding your breasts." He sweatdrop.

"Oh. But was that all you were thinking about?" She pouted. 'I can't believe I'm doing this. I shouldn't be doing this!'

"You just….kind of reminded me of someone...I ...liked…" Ash truthfully told Jane while blushing lightly.

"Liked? You mean you don't like them anymore?"

"W-WHAT NO! I mean love!" Blushed the hot red Ash. (Get it? Red and Ash?...oh well.)

"Oh? Who?" She urged with a grin.

"...Hunter...J…." Ash said while looking away. "Even if she steals Pokemon or tries to kill me, I….love her so much!"

Jane's eyes widened while her inner self howled with laughter.

'AHAH! I KNEW IT!'

"...Jane?" Asked Ash. "Is there anyway to tell her how I feel without turning into a statue?"

"What makes you think she'd turn you to stone?"

"Well….To tell you the truth….I was turned into a statue when I was only ten." Ash spoke with fear. "Tried to stop some pokemon from killing each other."

"How did you become stone? I've never heard of a pokemon with that power."

"It was two pokemon actually. But please keep it a secret." Ask gave a serious glare at Jane. "I beg of you. Don't tell anyone what you are about to hear!"

'Wow, must be big.'

'Bigger than your ass?'

Jane inwardly growled. "So what happened?"

"...A Pokemon called Mewtwo tried to destroy the world and replace its' inhabitants with clones...like himself. A battle between clones and the pokemon occurred with none of them able to use their abilities. A Mew entered the battle and as they clashed I jumped into their attacks." Ash's hands started to shake. "And….I was turned to stone."

'A Mew and Mewtwo?! If I find those two, I can make enough money to retire.' Thought the hunter.

'Yet you might get turned to stone as well.' The inner self said in fear. 'Especially since only Pokemon tears can cure being turned to stone….A LOT of Pokemon tears!'

'That sounds like some stupid cheesy cliche.'

'...Yet you are a virgin that steals Pokemon to sick FUCKS WITH DISGUSTING DESIRES!'

'That's life! And since when do tears heal? And how would you even know that? He didn't say how he became normal again.'

'Easy. All Pokemorphs know this fact. Since each Pokemon has a part of the creator's essence, it's possible for tears to heal or raise the dead….on occasion. Oh. Ash is looking at your rack~'

Jane looked down and saw Ash swivel his head away with a blush. "You just love my chest, don't you?"

"Well...You are...beautiful." Ash stuttered.

'If I can seduce him and make him cave, I might know where to find those two pokemon.' She inwardly grinned.

'Or not. Because Oh I don't know...WE WOULD DIE!" Yelled the inner self.

"Care to feel?" She purred crossing her arms under her breasts to make them more pronounced.

"I-I can't….Not with you…" Ash spoke. "I'm sorry, but you're not her."

'Wow, he really does love me.'

'Feeling bad yet? You should be. If you try and seduce him for money, you will lose someone that might love us as a woman, not a hybrid or a freak of nature.' The inner self said with a VERY serious voice.

'Oh? Well let's see if he's honest.' She looked Ash in the eye. "You sure? She'd never even know and you could fool around all you want."

"I would rather die from Giratina's tendrils that betray J!" Ash growled. "I will never betray my love for her! EVER!"

"Oh? And what makes her so special? If what you said was true, she's tried to kill you and doesn't sound like one of those naive girls. What is it about her that makes you say that so easy."

"Her determination, passion, and love for battle...It reminds me of myself….and well…..her eyes….they are the same as mine." Ash said turning around with a frown. "...We both were abandoned by a loved one...my father left us before I was five…."

"And how do you know her pain? Has she ever said so?"

"...Her eyes….they look at the world like a scared child….like me. Heck I even saw her look at her Salamence with a hint of sadness before she tried attacking. Even If J will never love me….I'm fine as long….as she is alive and happy." Ash looked at her face with a smile. "Then I'm happy."

Jane reeled back while feeling her heartbeat go faster.

"Jane? Are you ok?" Ash said while moving his hand to her forehead. "You're heating up!"

'He's so serious and didn't stutter. He's dead set on me!'

'Yep~ Told you. Now tell him!' Purred the Salamence self with a smile.

"Ash, if you really do love her, than I don't think she'll reject you."

"Really? What makes you so sure? Are you her sister or something?"

"Let's see if this answers you." She stood up from the bed and walked over to her bag before pulling out a pokeball.

"What?" Ash said before a Salamence appeared in the room with a flash of white light.

Jane climbed onto the back of the Salamence. "Who do I look like?"

"...A beautiful Ace Trainer?" Asked Ash with a blush.

"Imagine a visor and uniform on me."

He did so and well... "HUNTER J!"

"I prefer Jane now that you know." She replied getting off her pokemon.

"Can I go now?" Asked the Salamence.

"Go ahead."

"Thank you mistress….fat ass~" Said the Salamence as it poked the pokeball and returned to it in a red flash of light.

Jane growled while Ash stared at her in disbelief.

"Y-You! Jane = J!?" Ash started to become brain dead from the shock.

"So, still want to back out for a feel?" She teased.

Ash looked at her before turning red with embarrassment as he tried to cover his face with a nearby pillow. 'I said EVERYTHING!'

"Ash? Why are trying to hide that cute face of yours~"

"C-Cute?"

"Yes. You are cute and handsome." Jane said while removing her robe. "And a perfect boyfriend~"

'Go get him~'

Ash gulped as he saw her bare and nude body.

"Ash. Do you really love me? Or was that all talk?"

He nodded with a bright face.

"Well then…" Jane's body changed until a pair of wings and a tail appeared. "Fuck me then! Make me your mate!"

He gulped as she jumped and landed on top of him.

'Why the hell do I feel so warm? I didn't want to say all that!'

'Because your instincts to mate are overlapping with your love for Ash~'

'I..I don't love him!' She thought back.

'Yes you do. Heck you mastrabated to pictures of him!' The inner self retorted. 'Face it. YOU. LOVE. ASH!'

Jane felt conflicted and found herself grabbing Ash's face before slamming their lips together.

'Now...Do a barrel roll!'

Ash's eyes widened before closing as he pulled her closer. 'I can't believe this is happening.'

'His lips. They are making my body melt!' Thought Jane as she decided to step things up a notch.

'Do it~ Take off his clothes! NOW!' Yelled the inner Salamence as Jane began to rip off Ash's clothes with her claws.

"My~ You're so fit Ash~" Jane blushed at the now naked Ash.

Ash blushed as she moved her claws across his body.

"Now~ Lets see that stamina!" Jane purred before taking his cock in her right hand and rubbing it. 'It's so big!'

'And it's as big as your ass~'

"J-Jane!"

"Shush~ I know you want it." She smiled as the rubbing became faster with each stroke. Each one making his cock stand up and get even harder. "And I know you moan my name in your sleep~"

"W-What!"

"Well, is it true?" She teased moving her hand slower.

'Yep. And you also moan Ash's name in your sleep~ It was so kinky!' The inner self spoke with a chuckle.

'Shut it!'

'Then fuck him already!' The voice retorted.

"Y-Yes!" Ash admitted.

"Then. I ….also….well…." She started to blush as she rubbed his cock faster. "I also...moan your name…"

"Really?" He asked with hope.

"Yes...I do Ash." She turned her head towards the right side of the bed with a massive blush. "You can touch me anywhere you want."

"Really….but Jane. I can't-" Ash was silenced by a clawed finger.

"Would you rather go out and fuck a random girl like that one before?"

"No. But I don't want to-"

"What?"

"Get you knocked up by me…" Ash blushed as red as his hat. "Wait. That makes me wonder, what was that said before about eggs?"

"Oh that….it's unfertilized eggs. Like the kind you eat for breakfast." Jane said while looking at Ash's now twitching cock. "And it looks like you want to change that~"

'Good. My other self is going to be a mother….I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!'

"B-B-But…" stuttered Ash.

"Hush. I want this. So let's have some 'eggs', so scrambled or omelet."

"Isn't that kinda dark?" He gulped.

"Not to eat! To fuck me in the ass or the pussy!" Jane blushed in mock anger.

"How was I supposed to know!"

"Easy! Have I ever hurt children or tried to eat them?!"

"Technically you didn't hesitate to fight me and my friends." He sweatdrop.

"You were considered an adult when you became a Pokemon trainer. Hasn't your region's' professor ever explained this?!"

"No. But I do admit it's odd how we could use pokemon when we were just kids."

"Yea….but maybe they are just sadistic." Jane said with a glare. "Like my professor. SHE NEVER GAVE ME A STARTER!"

"Wait, you were a pokemon trainer?"

"Yes. From Kalos. And I was the best ghost/dragon trainer ever!" Jane said in pride.

"Wait, if you didn't get a starter, how did you begin your journey.

"He. A Honedge partnered with me before I left and we even won some battles….before he died for THOSE FUCKING TEAM FLARE MEMBERS!"

Ash gulped as he felt her claws lightly dig into his skin.

"Sorry Ash...painful memories." Jane said with a sad smile. "So. What was your starter Pokemon?"

"Pikachu."

"What? That Pikachu was your starter….fuck."

"What?"

"I'm sorry for trying to steal him! I didn't know!" Jane said coming closer to Ash's face.

"It's alright."

"But….I have to make it up to you...um maybe I can steal your virginity?"

"Not really stealing if I want you to." He grinned back.

"Well what are you waiting for? Dalgia's foot? Let's mate!"

'And fast because I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!'

Ash smiled as she leaned down and captured his lips while moving onto his groin and rubbing her folds against the tip.

"Are you going to put it in? Or are you going to be a Corphish?"

"Of course." He reached up and grabbed her thighs before slowly moving her onto his cock.

"AS-HHHH!" Moaned Jane as her folds consumed Ash's cock while her tail entered his anus. Blood flowed from her pussy as she looked at Ash with a painful expression.

"Are you gonna be alright?" He asked in concern while trying to ignore the tail in his ass.

"Y-Yes. I'm ok."

'No~ So that is food colored yoke?' Teased the inner self.

'SHUT IT BITCH!'

'Make me! You just called yourself a bitch~' the voice said was Jane's tail continued to penetrate Ash's ass.

"Ah! That feels weird." Groaned Ash.

"You w-will get use to it Ash." Jane cried as she covered Ash with her wings. "For warmth...my A.S.H~"

He blushed as she licked his cheek while moving her tail in his ass and started to slowly move down and up on his cock.

'Wow! You're a 'Cocky' woman~'

'Stow it.' She replied before moaning as the pain faded and her body started feeling good.

'No, you stow it!' The voice yelled as Jane's breasts started bouncing uncontrollably from the thrusting as her tail attacked the anus of her mate.

Ash groaned from the weird feeling of the tail and her pussy and found his hips thrusting upwards into her snatch.

"AH~ B-Bold aren't we?" She purred/moaned as Jane licked Ash's nipples.

"T-This feels great!" He grunted reaching up and grabbing her chest.

"Ash. Grope me! FUCK ME UNTIL MORNING!" Jane cried as her tail attacked her mates anus even more while she felt her womb about to explode from the constant thrusting.

"Fuck!" He grunted moving his entire cock in and out as she kept bouncing and started pinching her nipples.

"ASH! MAKE ME CUM!" Screamed Jane was her claws latched on to Ash's back as her tail literally entered his large intestines.

"I'm gonna cum!" He grunted at the odd feeling with his cock starting to twitch.

"THEN CUM MY LOVE!" She cried in a draconic moan as Ash's semen pistoled into her womb. "OH YES!"

'I-I'm going to be a grandmother!' The inner voice cried as Jane's claws unlatched themselves from Ash's back while both lied down onto the bed sheets.

Both panted from the ordeal and holding each other.

"A-Ash….." Painted the pokemon hunter.

"Yeah...Jane…."

"...I...think...I'm...quitting...the poaching...business...and joining the Pokemon Rangers."

"That's great." He smiled.

"And I want you to join...as my partner…" Jane smiled.

"But you know I can't do that." He spoke.

"But a pokemon trainer that helps a member of the Pokemon Rangers can join as an apprentice if they have more than eight badges." Jane said with a prideful smile.

"But that's not for me." He replied sitting up. "I want to be the pokemon master, not a ranger."

"Yet most pokemon masters were rangers in the past. And….I don't want to be left alone with them...not without you Ash." Jane said with a pout.

He saw and sighed. "If I do become one, it's just until I become champion."

"Don't worry. A rank 10 ranger can actually gain an audience to the champion without facing the elite four."

"Sorry, but I wanna face all of them on. That shows I don't need shortcuts to become the champion.

"It's optional. Ash...please….don't let this stop you. You will be a great Pokemon master and Ranger!" Jane spoke with a smile. "I promise."

"Well…..alright." He conceded.

"Thank you A.S.H~" Jane purred before kissing his cheeks. "Now let's make sure to fuck as much as possible~"

'And make some babies~'

Ash gulped as he stared into her lustful eyes. 'This is gonna be painful.'

-Two years later, Kanto region, Lavender Town-

Jane sniffled as she set a flower down in front of a tombstone in the tower.

"Honedge...I hope you are doing well…"

'Honedge…' the inner self cried as a young man with a familiar hat and a badge that reads '10' on his shoulder walked up to Jane.

"You gonna be alright?" He put a hand on her shoulder.

"Yes Ash...I will be fine…" Jane sniffled as both walked from the tower back to a Purple house on the edge of town where a Pichu with tiny wings ran at them?

"Pichu!"

"Wow, guess those two really did get busy." Remarked Jane.

"Yea. Never expected a Pichu with dragon wings." Ash said while petting the Pichu.

"Pichu~" It purred causing Jane to look jealous at the affection.

"Ash….pet me too!"

"Wow, someone's jealous." He teased.

"Ash...Please." Jane said while looking at him with cute eyes. "Please~"

He chuckled and patted her head as their pokemon walked over.

"Aw~ So cute." Said the Salamence while nuzzling a familiar Pikachu.

"You said it." He smiled nuzzling her back as their son walked back over to them.

"Papa? Can a pokemon transform into a human?" The Pichu asked.

"Only certain kinds are said to have the power." He replied.

"So?" The Pichu transformed into a mini Ash. "Am I one?"

"Um...Ash? There's a mini you behind you." Jane said in shock. "Ash?" She turned and saw Ash apparently did see cause he was unconscious on the ground. "Yup, you did."

"Hey aunty Jane look!" The Pichu-Ash said before turning into a Chibi Jane. "I'm you!"

Her eyes widened and rolled into her head before joining her boyfriend in dreamland.

"Is it something I said?" The Pichu-Jane said in confusion.