Crazy trouble with love

Georgia and Ash

Series: Pokemon

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-Mistralton city-

We find our heroes being...lazy in a park. All the while a certain pink haired dragon buster was watching them.

'Heh, this is gonna be a good laugh.' Thought the girl with a grin.

Just then a bottle fell onto her head with enough force to make her dizzy.

"Ow…" The girl said as she saw Solrocks spinning around her. She shook her head and glared at the bottle. It was a blue bottle with some green slime in it. The slime looked like it was….moving somewhat inside the bottle.

'Alright, that stuff is creepy.'

And it had a crack on the surface...a rather small one but enough for a sweet smell to emanate from the bottle.

'Wow, that actually smells nice.' She thought in surprise. 'I wonder who made this?'

-flashback, Hall of Origins, Kitchen-

"Cooking! I love cooking!" Said a Mew while various…'dishes of food' littered the place. Ew...I think one of the dishes moved….and is that a fire breathing pizza?

"Mew? Are you cooking?" Asked a Celebi.

"Yes? Why? Is it bad?" The Mew asked as a bacon monster flew out of the kitchen.

"Uh….no. Not at all." Celebi shook his head and slowly flew out of there.

"What's his deal?" Mew asked as a Jirachi entered the danger zone.

"Mew?...is that your food?"

"Yes. Want some?" Mew asked.

"Uh, no thanks."

"Please!" He pleaded with a cute expression.

"...ok. But only because you're my boyfriend!" The Jirachi said in a defeated huff.

"Yay!"

Jirachi smiled a little before trying some of the food….only to look at Mew with lust.

"Uh, Jirachi?" He gulped and backed up.

"MINE!" She cried before jumping on Mew. "MATE WITH ME!"

"GAH!" Cried Mew as the pair fell on the ground as a blue potion fell down a crack in the floor...down to the Earth below.

-End Flashback-

Georgia walked over and crouched down near it. "I wonder what it tastes like?" She said before downing the concoction down her gullet. "YUCK! It tastes like Iris' hair!"

She spat some of it out and wiped her mouth with a grimace. Only to hear a familiar voice.

"YOU KID! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

She looked up and saw Iris yell at Ash who apparently was so bored he didn't notice stepping on the girl's foot. Iris then slapped Ash in the face with her left hand...hard.

"OW! What was that for!" Ash yelled while rubbing the spot.

"FOR STEPPING ON MY FEET YOU IDIOT KID!" She yelled as the pink haired girl started to growl in anger at Ash's treatment.

'Hmm, I've got a better idea to piss her off.' Thought Georgia with a smirk. "Hey. Irass! Leave him alone."

"It's IRIS!" She yelled back with a tic mark at the girl.

"Did you say something Lacking Lady Irass?" Georgia teased. "Cause all I heard was an annoying high shrill voice." 'And a Weedle.'

"And what are you doing here?" Asked Iris with her hands on her hips.

"Oh. I came here to initially battle but...after what I just saw I'm tempted to call the cops for assault." She glared at the 'Dragon Master' with hate. "But then I got something better in mind."

Just then she walked up to Ash and helped him up. "Hey Ash, you're still trying to beat all the gyms, right?"

"Yes?"Ash said with a confused look.

"Well while I'm here, why don't I help you with some tips?"

This caused Iris to scream in anger. "I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!"

"And why not?" Asked Ash confused.

"Because you NEED ME!" She said with a pissed off face that looked like a Wingull with a can in its beak.

"And why does he need you?" Asked Georgia.

"Without me he would be lost in Unova! And he is just a kid."

"So are you." Georgia rolled her eyes. "And really, how have you helped him improve his training?"

She remained silent as Ash looked a Georgia with a small smile.

"Exactly. So Ash, why don't I give you some tips?"

"Sure!" Ash smiled before...hugging her. ""Um sorry!"

"GAH! FINE! TRAIN HIM! HE IS JUST A KID ANYWAY!" Yelled Iris before stomping off.

"Alright, we'll use that small clearing over there to start." She pointed a little bit away near a park.

-an hour of training later-

"Metal Claw!"

"Volt Tackle!"

A blast of sound and a cry of thunder shook the area as a Pikachu and a Bisharp when at it tail and blade.

"Keep It up Pikachu!"

"Go Bisharp!"

Yep….training...yet something was amiss...oh wait...zoom it to that tree.

'Stupid kid!'

Yep...the dragon brat is stalking them.

The two pokemon jumped back, both panting .

"You're….good…" said the Bisharp with a smirk.

"Thanks…." Said Pikachu with a smile.

"Now let-...There's someone watching us." Said the Bisharp looking at the area around her in anticipation.

"You noticed too? I thought it was my imagination."

"Yes….I think it's the tree dragon."

"Wait what?"

"...Iris…" The Bisharp deadpanned.

"Huh, that's a new nickname."

"It's better that the original...Lady Fat Ass in a pear tree."

"Ha!" Laughed Pikachu.

"Or Sumo of the jungle." She laughed.

Ash and Georgia looked lost as their pokemon started laughing for some reason.

"Um. Bisharp...What are you doing?" Georgia asked.

"Pikachu, are you alright?"

They stopped laughing and pointed to the nearby tree.

Both turned just as Iris ducked behind it. Well...she would have if a Snorunt didn't scare her out of the tree. She jumped in fear while Georgia started laughing.

"Snorunt?" It said before freezing her ass with blizzard. "And that was for Jeffrey bitch!"

"...what?" Asked Pikachu in confusion.

"Even I don't get that one." Spoke Bisharp.

"But at least Sumo kitty is all frosty!" Laughed Pikachu as Iris ran up and strangled the Snorunt. Which got her an Ice Beam to the face and got frozen.

"FOR SPARTA!" It cried before walking to Georgia and purring on her leg. "Meow...Snorunt mew~"

"Uh, good boy?" She spoke patting its head. 'Since when do Snorunt purr?'

"Well anyways, thanks for the training." Smiled Ash.

"Anytime Ash….But tell me. Do you want to stay with Iris or me?" She asked as the potion took effect.

"Wait what?"

"Do you want to stay with Iris or me?" Georgia said while positioning her hands to her hips. "Well?"

"Isn't that kinda out of nowhere?" He asked scratching his cheek.

"I saw her mistreat you. Now...Is that how a friend acts?"

Ash was about to reply, but thought that over and found he didn't have a good thing to say about her.

"See. She is using you. Now I will say it ONE more time. Do you want to stay with Iris or me?" Now she was right in Ash's face. "Well! What is your answer!?"

Ash backed up and grew nervous with the look in her eyes. "M-Maybe I can think it over?"

"ASH…..Are you going to let that bitch turn you into her PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!? UH! OR ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH ME!"

At this point she grabbed the front of his shirt and shook him with each words.

"I AM SICK OF HER TREATING YOU LIKE A ROOKIE WHEN IT'S HER THAT IS THE ASSHOLIC BITCH OF A TRAINER! I JUST WANT YOU TO SUCCEED ASH! OR ARE YOU LESS OF A MAN AND MORE LIKE A BITCH!" Now she was starting to see red.

"M-M-Man?" He spoke up in slight unease.

"THEN DITCH HER! MAKE IRIS SUFFER! AND…." She started to loosen her grip on Ash's shirt. "Let me train you…Ash."

"But what about Cilan?"

"It's too late for him. He's her bitch now." She said with Meowth eyes.

"Uh, hey look! A Reshiram!" He cried out pointing into the sky.

"Nice try. Ash...I'm not that bitch." Georgia said while grabbing Ash's hat. "And for lying to me your hat.." She replaced her own yellow hat with Ash's. "Is mine~"

"Hey! Give that back!"

"Um. No~" She said while walking away at a joggers' pace. "If you join me you can have my hat~"

"I don't want your hat, I want my hat!" He started running at her with her jogging ahead of him with ease.

"So you're going to let me date you right?" She half teased while jogging backwards.

"D-Date?! Where'd that come from?!" He blushed while running after her.

"Since you started looking at my ass~" She smiled while leaving Ash in the dust. "And you're a cute boy~"

Ash stopped and panted while blushing at her words while Pikachu walked over. "So...girl troubles?"

-at pokemon center, guest rooms, 12:00 am-

Ash and the rest of the group, Iris included after thawing out were sleeping.

Well...that was before someone entered the room and grabbed Ash, quietly, and left for the room at the end of the hall.

"Beartic."

The room's door opened with the large ice type walking in and shutting the door.

"Good work, now return." Said Georgia as Beartic returned to it's pokeball. "Ash~ Wake up."

"Mmm, five more minutes." He groaned in his sleep.

"Ash….Your mother wants your cock." She said trying to scare Ash wake. "And Iris is stealing your hat~"

"Mmmm….No more...kisses...Georgia….please." Ash groaned as said girl blushed.

'So, he's dreaming of my kisses eh?'

"Georgia...I will date you...you're so beautiful…"

"ASH! WAKE UP! YOU'RE HAT IS BURNING!" She yelled as Ash jumped and landed onto Georgia. She smiled while he slowly blinked and yawned from being woken up. "Oh Ash~ Like my breasts?"

"Huh?" Ash looked down and saw his hand on her chest.

"Well." She grabbed him by the shirt. "I love you~"

"W-What?" He blushed as she pulled him closer on top of her body with her limbs.

"Kiss me you fool!" She demanded before kissing his lips.

-next morning-

Ash slowly opened his eyes and yawned.

"Ash~" moaned the Dragon Buster as she laid next to his side in an embrace. "I love you~"

"G-G-GEORGIA!" He cried out in surprise.

"Ash?..." She groaned as she looked at Ash's face. "What is it love?"

"W-Where am I?" He looked around and didn't see Pikachu, Cilan, and Iris.

"You're in my room Ash. Remember? We made our last night."She smiled before kissing Ash's cheek. "And I loved every minute of it."

"W-We made out?" He blushed at the image.

"Yes~" She purred. "And you were so looking at my ass~"

"I-I-I-I-I gotta go!" He cried out sitting up in the bed before being grabbed by Georgia's hand.

"Please. Don't go!" She pouted. "Ash! I love you!"

"H-How?" He asked with a bright blush.

"I..I…" Georgia started crying into Ash's shirt. "I just do!"

He panicked seeing her crying and slowly hugged her while patting her back.

"Ash...I just don't want you to leave...please...take care of me." Sniffled Georgia. 'Come on! Fall for the tears!'

Yep. She just loved teasing Ash. A lot!

"Please...take responsibility…" She cried as a small smirk etched across her face. "Ash...please."

"Well…..maybe…."

"Please. I don't want Iris to abuse you!" 'Or any other girl for that matter.'

"Well if I do, I'd have to say goodbye to Cilan first."

"Ok...my love~" She said before kissing Ash's lips again. "But let's just reacquaint ourselves~"

"Wait what." Ash was pulled back down with Georgia eagerly kissing him.

-months later, Pokemon League-

Ash smiled as his opponent groaned. He finally made it.

"I WON!" Ash yelled while a pink haired girl kissed him.

"Yes you did Ash~" smiled Georgia hugging her boyfriend.

Yep. They are hitched! And well, as for Iris...

"FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER!" Yelled a Snorunt as it used Icy Wind on the dragon bitch.

Iris screamed and got frozen solid.

"For the CHEESE!" He yelled as Bisharp and her boyfriend Pikachu sweatdropped.

"Uh, I'm just gonna go." Spoke the mouse.

"Agreed…." The black knight said as they walked away from the Snorunt.

"END OF STORY!"