Crazy trouble with love

Female Laxus and Natsu

Series: Fairy Tail

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The town of Magnolia slowly worked on rebuilding their homes due to the large scale battle between Fairy Tail's own members against each other. Oh did we forget to mention that most of the building were destroyed mostly by a certain Salamander and….most of team Natsu.

Speaking of which, said wizard was in the hospital.

"GOD DAMN IT GRAY!" Growled Natsu with most of his body bandaged up. "STOP PISSING ME OFF!"

"UP YOURS FIRE ASS!" Called Gray from the bed next to Natsu.

"IF I WASN'T IN THIS BED I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS, ICE PRINCESS!"

"I'M A GUY JACKASS!"

"YOU ACT LIKE A PANSY!" Natsu growled while flames expelled from his mouth.

Just as it looked like both were gonna jump out and throw the first punch, they heard a knock at the door.

"Are you at it again?" Said ….oh crap.

'Erza!' Both though while the fairy queen walked in.

"You both need to take it easy and not get into another fight." She spoke in a firm and angry tone.

"A-Ai!" Both said in fear. "We weren't fighting right?"

"Not at all!"

"...idiots." Said Erza while slapping the back of their heads...hard, aka BONE CRUSHING hard!

"OW!" They cried out while rubbing their heads as the scary woman walked out.

"Ice princess." Natsu said while glaring at the wall.

"Fire Ass."

"Frost butt."

"Flame Brain."

"Popsicle princess."

This continued for about an hour or so…..such children.

"Didn't Erza tell you two to knock it off?" Spoke a new voice walking into the room. A woman with spiky blond hair, a yellow tattoo on her right eye, and wearing mostly bandages and her black coat. It was Laxus. "Well?"

"Oi, why'd you come by?" Asked Natsu who figured she'd wanna be by herself after the lose.

"To tell you to be quiet! Even the dead could hear your yelling." Laxus growled. "So SHUT UP!"

Both frowned while Laxus turned to the doorway. "Hey! You can come in and see your boyfriend now ya know."

"Fine. Juvia is going in anyway….love rival."

"Juvia, what are you doing here?" Asked Gray.

"Juvia wanted to take care of Gray-sama~" She purred.

"Just put him in a wheelchair and get him out of here, I wanna talk with the dragon brain alone." Barked Laxus.

"Wait? What do you want with me now Laxus?" Natsu said while raising his eyebrow a little.

"I'll tell ya when those two or out." She spoke while Juvia carefully helped Gray out of the bed and into a wheelchair….well almost as the wheelchair went back as Juvia was about to place her love's butt on the seat. "Well fuck. Go on you two, some walking's good for ya."

"For once. I agree with the lightning bitch. Go get some exercise Stripper."

Gray looked ready to freeze Natsu before Juvia carefully lead him out of the room.

"Don't worry...Grayia-sama." Juvia whispered. "You and Juvia will get him soon."

"Heh, I like the way you think." He grinned.

"Juvia is always here for you….Grayia-sama."

While he looked at her confused, we go back to the room where Laxus went and closed the door.

"Now Natsu." Laxus said while walking towards the bandaged Dragon Slayer. "Tell me. Were you eyeing me during our fight?"

"Huh? What do you mean? I was eyeing you straight in the eye while we fought."

"Idiot. I meant did you look at my assets." Laxus said while cupping her F-cup breasts in her hands.

Natsu blushed, but shook his head. "N-No! Why would you ask that weirdo!"

"The only weirdo here is that Lucy character….HER BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE!"

"Well it would look that way." Natsu nodded with closed eyes like it wasn't a sensitive topic.

"Jerk. I'm jealous of her, ok?" Laxus started to sit on the bed's edge. "In fact I'm jealous of anyone that's either a girl or looks at you with lust."

"Uh, why are you bringing this up?"

"Asshole!" She moved her face closer to Natsu's face. "I'm saying ...I LOVE YOU, YA IDIOT!"

This caused the Fire Dragon Slayer to gawk and her confession. "W-What?"

"You heard me. I love you Natsu Dragneel!" She spoke while trying to hold back a blush...and a nosebleed.

"Even after I whooped your ass?"

"Yes! Heck, you're my mate now since you defeated me in battle."

"E-Eh?!" Now his face got brighter. Even he knew what mate entailed to for all Dragon Slayers.

"Yes. You're my mate ya bastard….and I love every minute of it."

"W-Wait!" He cried out waving his hand back and forth. "Since when did you love me?"

"Since you came here. You always tried to defeat me every time we mean. And while at first I despised you….after the incident and seeing you in that state caused me to reconsider my feelings for you."

Natsu gulped as Laxus started slowly crawling towards him.

"Natsu. I..I'm sorry for everything."

This caused Natsu to gawk...again.

"I'm sorry…..Natsu-sama." Ok now Laxus was pulling a Juvia on him. "Let Lexus heal you~"

"H...H….Have you been taking tips from Juvia!" He cried out with a brighter blush.

"Yes! Yes I have! All the better to fuck you with my dear~" Laxus purred before striping some of the bandages off her chest and pussy. Something that had Natsu paying attention to with a dumbfounded expression. "Ah? You like my breasts? Are they better than those bitches?"

"Hey, Lucy's not a bitch." He spoke in a serious tone. "She's my friend."

"Yes. And Freed is NOT gay. Face it, Lucy is a bitch only looking for your Dragon's tail and nothing else!"

"I'll kick your ass twice!" He growled holding a fist up.

"Bring it. Natsu-sama~" She said before shocking Natsu with a small bolt of lightning.

"Ah! Oh yeah!" He reached over and gripped her shoulder before his fist lit up with fire.

"Natsu. Let's make a deal." Laxus said while purring from the heat. "We have sex, you make me cum and I will take it back and serve you as a maid. But if I make you cum, you will break your friendship with her and become my servant/love!"

"Alright, bring it!" He grinned at the challenge. "I'll kick your ass again and again!"

"...Do you even know what sex is Natsu?" Laxus deadpanned.

Natsu blinked before crossing his arms and pondered that over. "A bigger battle?"

"NO! The sexural intercourse between two people, both male and female!" She growled. "Didn't your father teach you this!?"

Well…..Natsu is dead...crap.

"Igneel did say something about mating, but I ignored it cause it sounded boring." He shrugged.

"It's not boring Natsu. Without mating life wouldn't exist!" She then emphasised. "And how do you think babies are born? Eggs? A woman's touch? Magic!?"

"Well he did say some babies do come from eggs, so is that it?" He asked.

"You're half right. But when a man's cock enters a woman's pussy the both become stimulated by love and lust until the man's cock releases semen into the woman's womb. Now on safe days like today, a woman wouldn't get pregnant however on unsafe days, the sperm and the woman's egg become a zygote and remains in the woman's uterus until nine months or less, depending on the child's need to come out, which will cause the woman to go into labor and factor the child is outside the pussy, the umbilical cord is cut and a new child or children are bown...Natsu did you hear all that or NOT!" Lasus then shocked Natsu with a jolt of lightning to the arm.

"Ah! Yeah I heard you! And that sounds way too long and boring!"

"Jerk...And that was only a minute summary! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THAT WOOD MAGE HERE TO TEACH YOU!"

"N-No thanks!"

"Then just keep that info into your brain, you cute bastard!"

He just nodded before Laxus started moving her hand down his leg. "Now let's begin."

Natsu blushed as her breasts started to rub against his chest while the lightning queen started to remove his pants. "W-What are you gonna do?"

"Didn't I tell you. I'm going to stick my pussy on your cock!" Laxus said before removing the briefs and revealing a extremely huge cock. "Mmm, looks like you're hung like a beast too."

Laxus then climbed onto Natsu's stomach and moved her hips closer to the hanged dragon cock with lust and excitement. "Now Natsu. Tell me...am I drop dead beautiful?"

"Well you do stand out a little."

That earned him a slap to the cock. "A little!? Strike one Natsu!"

"Ah!" He gasped out. "Oh yeah!" He reached out and grabbed her breasts. "My turn!"

"Natsu…." She shocked him. "I'm not done yet!" This said, Laxus rammed her snatch right onto Natsu's cock. "AHH! IT'S SO BIG!"

'Crap, I can't move!' Natsu said as the lightning queen thrusted her folds across his cock while… "Laxus...you're bleeding?"

"AH! I forgot to mention…..a woman has a barrier called a hymen that bleeds to show they're virgins."

"...You! The fucking queen of lighting are a virgin!?" Natsu said in shock.

"Of course I am!" She slapped him. "What? Did you think I was some easy whore?"

"N-No!" Natsu said in panic. "I just thought you had someone else."

This earned him ANOTHER slap.

"Stop that!"

"Not until you STOP thinking I have another mate….which I DON'T!" Yelled Laxus as she sucked Natsu's nipples while she started moving her hips up and down on Natsu's cock.

'Crap...If this keeps this up.' Natsu thought while trying to suppress his inner dragon. His body temperature was rising, something Laxus felt inside her walls.

"So you are getting serious?" She said while sending a pulse of electricity through Natsu's body...only for her to look shocked that Natsu started to grope her breasts with his still moving hands. "What!? How did you AH~"

"Heh. Lightning-flame mode remember bitch." Natsu grinned while slowly picking himself off the bed using Laxus's body for support. "Now it's payback time."

She grew a little nervous and saw his eyes start fill with a primal lust as his groping on her chest started getting rougher.

"Heh, what's wrong? Where's that cocky attitude of yours!" Natsu said was he started thrusting his cock harder into her snatch with a draconic lust.

'Shit! I think his instincts just kicked in!'

"Well Laxus? Are you just a weak BITCH!" He growled as he thrusted deeper into her womb as he kissed her lips.

"A-Ah! Y-You call that a cock? Feels more like a worm's penis." She shot back with a grin.

"A worm?" Natsu said in a demonic voice. "If this is a worm." He thrusted so heard that it looked like a small bulge in Laxus' stomach. "Then THIS IS A DRAGON!"

"Fuck!" She gasped out while feeling her pussy get hotter from his cock.

"Whats wrong bitch. My cock to big for you! TO BAD! YOU'RE MINE!" Natsu said as he thrusted his cock even harder into her body as semen shot out into her. "NOW SAY MY NAME, BITCH!"

"N-N-N..."

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"NATSU!" Laxus cried out as her womb was filled to the brim with his semen.

-next morning-

"NATSU! LAXUS!" Yelled Erza as she stomped towards the room with Lucy, Juvia, and Gray following behind them.

"Why are you so mad?" Asked Lucy.

"ARE YOU BRAINLESS!? NATSU MIGHT HAVE BEEN RAPED!"

More like the other way around.

"If you were worried about that, then why didn't you make sure Laxus didn't come around?" Asked Gray.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!" Erza growled as she broke down the door.

"So let me get this straight, you're worried now, even though before you were just in there, and could have stopped Laxus from coming in at all?" Deadpanned Lucy.

"Lucy..." She glared at the girl. "I'm his sister figure and even I can't be with Natsu all the time so...zip it."

"Uh, guys?" spoke Gray with wide eyes at the bed.

They turned and saw both Natsu and Laxus, naked, in a giant mess of semen on the bed, walls and floor. Ok how did they get on the ceiling?!

"Juvia is shocked."

"Huh, so flame brain actually got laid, who would have guessed?"

"My...My...little brother…" cried Eiza while re-equipping her Purgatory armor.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Lucy screamed in disbelief as the two mages woke up with a pissed off expression.

"Hey! We're trying to sleep!" Barked Laxus.

"Laxus….Natsu!" The fairy queen growled. "DID YOU TWO HAVE SEX!"

Natsu gulped in fear. "Uh….maybe?"

"...Did you rape him Laxus?" Erza growled while getting ready to punch them into next week.

"No, if anything, he was the real beast." She grinned.

Erza looked at Natsu in anger. "YOU IDIOT!"

"I didn't do anything!" He growled back.

"Natsu." She said calming down. "Are you going to take responsibility for this?"

"Don't worry, he didn't knock me up. It's a safe day for me." Spoke Laxus laying her head back on Natsu's chest. "Now can you leave? We were having a nice nap.

"Fine. But Natsu, if you knock her up…..either get a ring or face my blades." Erza spoke in authority while dragging Lucy out of the room with Juvia and Gray right behind them.

"Mmm, not a bad idea." Grinned Laxus to Natsu.

"What? The ring or the blades?" Asked Natsu confused.

"The ring, dork." She teased pinching his cheek.

"Oh….Wait! WHAT! You want to marry me!?"

"Well if you don't, some hussy might come after you, so yeah, why not?" She shrugged.

Natsu growled before kissing her lips. "You are mine!"

"Oh count on it, Natsu-sama." She teased kissing his cheek.

-week later, inner guild-

Laxus moaned as she bobbed her head up and down Natsu's dick with said male leaning on the wall with his hands on her head.

"Continue my mate!" Natsu spoke while Laxus felt her pussy wettening.

Laxus obliged and held her breasts up before she started rubbing them around the shaft while she started swirling her tongue around the tip.

Just then the guild doors opened...revealing most of the mages and the master who stopped and looked at the two in shock.

"NATSU!" Yelled Erza. "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!"

"Mating what's it to you!" Growled Natsu.

All the males blushed with some staring and some of them getting slapped by the woman with a few who kept staring.

"What are you gawking at? Now scat!"

That earned a punch from Erza and Lucy with Erza noticing what Laxus was wearing.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" She yelled with embarrassment, since it was one of her cat outfits.

"Juvia lent me this." Laxus said like it was no big deal.

"She lent you one of MY costumes?" She growled with a tic mark.

"Of course. She also had some...seduction armor with her." She half lied. 'Or more accurately. I have it.'

"THAT DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU TWO ARE DOING!" She yelled grabbing Laxus and Natsu and dragging them upstairs.

"So...We agree that this is the most FUCKED up day ever?" Asked Gray while hearing the screams of pain.

"UH! Y-Yes!" Spoke Makarov trying to stay dignified, even though he had a nosebleed dripping down to the floor.

"Makarov…" Said Mavis from on top of the chandelier while smiling. "I hope they have grandkids~"

This caused most of the mages to look at the first master in disbelief.

'Kids with Natsu and Laxus' personalities? Scary!' Thought most of the guild.

"Oh also…" Mavis started to glare the people present. "If any of you attempt to harm them in anyway." She started charging a ball of Fairy Glitter. "You will be punished."

All of them nodded in fear.

"Good." She smiled. " Now if you excuse me. I'm going to get ready for my date."

"Your what?" Asked Lucy.

"My date, with Zeref-kun."

Everyone's eyes bulged out of their head as Mavis floated away. "Oh and if you attack Zeref-kun….You will suffer a thousand deaths by my hand!"

'Even scarier!'

"Got it?" Mavis said while a dark aura surrounded her.

All of them nodded.

"Good." Mavis' aura disappeared. "Oh and Zeref-kun is a woman by the way." And with that she disappeared.

"WHAT!"