We're Psychic- and Dark-types
We're double weak to Bug-types
Resisted by Fairy-types yet weak to Reshiram!
It's Fire- and Dragon
The thing once dueled with Zekrom
Adventures of Gen VII all begin with the Rowlet!
So here's Melemele, it's the island where we start
The player's home, Meowth is known; Alola works of art!
Eeveelution rejected
Expect the unexpected
Since Sun and Moon Adventures are about to start!
Resisted by Florges, it's Charizard and Moltres
A Delibird just freezes, and here comes Talonflame!
Poor Umbreon's stalling
But Blissey's better at walling
Mimikyu's unlucky, and Mudsdale is insane!
So come join the others and Alola's family
Hilarious adventures, in the land, the sky and the sea!
Malamar
And Inkay
We're duel typed Psychic/Dark...yay!
Join Sun and Moon Adventures and enjoy the fun!
But now this parody's done!