A/N: Okay, so I was gonna jump right into the breakup scene and finish chapter 4 with a description of the remainder of Season 1...but my reviewers are so excited to see a PuckCedes story, and they totally deserve a little more fluff. So I'm gonna use this chapter to describe a series of dreams Puck has when he got home from Mercedes' house the day before they broke up.
In my head, part of the reason he was such a little bitch-ass that day was the fact that he didnt get much sleep. Sexy visions of his Lil Mama kept him up...in more ways than one!
Thanks to PerfectLover, CENAORTONFAN69, Goalihta-Leigh, ladysnowsu, cmpunkfangurl, Jessimae888 and CC for reviewing the last chapter...I'm so happy you guys are enjoying my version of Puck... He may be my favorite point of view to write in, to be honest...I just let my inner mean girl out and there he is!
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So that night, I sent my last text message off to Mercedes, took a cold shower...then got into bed beside my Baby Mama. I was so happy, I didn't even cuss Quinn out for scratching me with her long-ass toenails. I just turned my back to her, thought about the next day, and fell asleep smiling about my soon-to-be real girlfriend.
It's not too surprising, when you consider how hot the shit was getting between me and Mercedes when we stopped dry-humping; that my mind and body were still on Lil Mama when I fell asleep. So I knew I was due a hot-ass wet dream starring Miss Jones sometime that night. When my dream started, Dream-me was right back on top of Lil Mama; just about to go under her shirt. But this time the fucking phone alarm didn't go off and cock-block...
~Dream Begins~
...Hot tickle-me-more giggles...
...Breathy whispered moans...
...Sexy kitten noises...
"Hey, Beautiful?" Dream Me whispered in Dream Mama's ear. "Is my hot girlfriend gonna slap me if I put my hands on the twins?"
I was kinda on the outside looking in on the Dream couple...almost like I was watching home-made porn starring the "Zilla." Right then Dream Me started grinding into Dream Mama, and slipped his hands under the hem of the shirt she was wearing. Then he slid his hands over her stomach slowly, hoping to tickle her a little so she could do that jiggly boob-shake giggle thing again.
"Uhnm..."Dream Mercedes moaned. "No, but I may bite you if you don't, boyfriend," she answered, right before licking a spot she'd found on Dream Puck's neck.
"Shit, that feels good, Mama...my baby's a goddamn natural at turning me on," he answered her, still running hands over all that fleshy softness.
"Don't stop now, Pucky-Mama likes..." Dream 'Cedes sighed against Dream Puck's neck.
Then Dream Me cupped her pretty-ass tatas in his palms. By then, Dream Mercedes had let her sexy neck-licking turn into soft sucks. Then Dream Puck started pinchin' on her nipples...Dream Mama responded by exhaling in little whimpers and leaving tiny little bites on his neck.
"That's it Mama; you can bite me harder...Fuck, that's my goddamn spot." Dream Puck moaned.
"Why don't you take your own advice baby...your hands feel great, but I bet your lips feel even better." Dream Mercedes answered him, right before sinking her teeth into his neck like he asked her to. Then Dream Mercedes gave the tender flesh a soft kiss and ran her fingers through Dream Puck's hair-stubble while wrapping her legs around him tighter.
"Shit, Mama...your sexy ass is gonna kill me. Trying to get me all sprung and shit...Why don't you quit tryin' to ruin the 'Zilla and have some Mercy?"
~Dream Ends~
"Have Mercy!"
"Puck, are you insane?" Quinn interrupted my dream...right when it was getting fucking good. "Your hand is on my back and you're moaning in your sleep...Move your Mohawk to your own side of the fucking bed, you asshole dipwad!"
I know it was pretty unreasonable of me to get pissed at her when all she wanted was to sleep, but her fucking with my dream at that exact point made me wanna toss her ass on the floor. But she was carrying my baby and even I ain't that ass-holey. So I just went off to vent my frustration.
"You can just shut the entire fuck up, Quinn...maybe if you didn't hog all the damn covers I could stay on my damn side. So quit flapping your jaws and go your waddling ass back to goddamn sleep!"
"I'd still be sleeping if you would shut your freaking mouth; it was your mom's bright idea for me to sleep here, and I refuse to let you ruin my rest. As far as I'm concerned you can bite my waddling ass, Puckerman!"
"You fucking wish, Fabray!"
Then we went back to sleep. By the time my dream started back up again, Dream Puck had Dream Mama's shirt open, was working at unclasping her bra. He got it undone, and couldn't wait to get his hands on her...
~Dream Begins~
Dream Me was using both of his hands to caress the underside of Dream Mercedes' boobs while nibbling on her neck. Then he gave one a gentle squeeze before bending down to kiss the tip.
"Shit, Lil Mama," Dream Me murmured while circling her nipple with his tongue. "I fucking love your tits."
"Oh yeah, baby?" Dream Mama moaned, closing her eyes.
Dream Me gave one of them a lick, then sucked it into his mouth for a second before answering. "They're big as fuck and so damn soft...Fucking hate hard ass tits."
Dream Mercedes shivered and smiled right before saying, "Don't stop Puck."
"Got no intention of stopping, Babygirl," Dream Puck promised before shutting the fuck up.
While Dream Me nibbled, laved, and sucked at her bodacious breasts, Dream Mercedes ran her long nails along his scalp, down his neck, and over his shoulder blades...she was driving Dream Me completely crazy, I could tell because he had a hell-ified case of the Thumper-legs.
"Take off your shirt, baby. I wanna see your beautiful body and kiss your sexy chest," Dream Mercedes asked after a while.
"In your living room?" Dream Puck asked. It was pretty obvious Dream Me ready to risk getting caught half-naked in her house either fucking way, but wanted to be sure she was, too. Dream Puck pinched his girl's nipples lightly, which caused Dher entire body to shiver and shake.
"I'm taking you upstairs, boo; I wanna see you in my bed..." Dream Mercedes whispered as Dream Me bent over to taste that sexy skin again.
"Whatever the hell you say, baby..."
~Dream Ends~
"Whatever you say, baby..."
"Puck, I already told you to shut your damn hole!" And who the hell is 'Baby' anyway?" Quinn complained, while popping me with the back of her bony ass hand on the chest.
Shit, did this chick really just interrupt me again? Right when shit was about to get real? Oh, now I really need to get Que's ass told.
"Not you; Baby Mama..."
"Well if you reach your slimy hands over to touch me one more time, I'm gonna crush your fucking nuts!"
I touched her? Shit, I swore I wouldnt touch her again until I cut the fucking umbilical cord.
"Trust me, sleeping with your complaining ass is all the kick in the balls I need," I shot back at her.
"Go back to sleep!"
"Ladies first, Psycho!"
So we did. This time when my dream started, I was laying topless with Mercedes in her bed. That song "Cater To You" by Destiny's Child was playing on Mercedes' iPod and Beyonce was singing the part about taking off her man's shoes and cooking for him. In my dream, Mercedes was whispering the lyrics softly while I kissed my way across her bare chest.
~Dream Begins~
"...Do anything for my man, baby you blow me away..." Dream 'Cedes whisper-sung while Dream Puck flicked his tongue across her nipple. Then he smiled at the lyrics and had an idea.
"Baby," Dream Puck started. "Let me take off your skirt...I need to feel my hands all over your sexy body."
"Your wish is my command, baby..." Dream Mama said. Then she grabbed Dream Puck by the face and laid a soft kiss on his lips. After kissing him breathless she let him go and gave him a flirty finger-wave "...don't be gone too long!"
So Dream Puck crawled to the foot of the bed and got rid of her skirt and boy shorts. Then he tossed that shit to the side and just stood there for a second gawking his ass off. Dream Mercedes' body was a fucking dream come true. Dream Mama's body was all jiggly breasts, sexy rounded belly, juicy-ass thighs, and soft-looking skin. Dream Puck couldn't wait to curl up as close as he could to that body and get lost in that motherfucker. Then Dream Mama giggled shyly and beckoned Dream Me back onto the bed with her fingers.
"See anything you like, baby?" she teased.
"'Like' ain't a big enough word, Babygirl" Dream Me answered.
Then he crawled back to the bed and covered all that sexy with his shirtless body again, making sure to wrap her legs around his hips. They started kissin' again, while Dream Me ran his hands over her arms and grinned cause her skin broke out in goose pimples everywhere he touched. Then he circled her waist with his arms and lowered his head to motorboat the twins, playfully. After that Dream Me started to kiss and lick his way down her ribcage.
"Don't be worrying about me scheming to fuck you, or nothing Mama..." Dream Puck made sure to say. "...I ain't up here trying to get my dick wet. I just wanna see you naked and feel on you a little bit. My shit stays on, ok?"
"You're good, baby; just don't stop touching me..."
So Dream Puck bent his head to stick his tongue inside her belly button, while rubbing circles into the skin covering her tummy. Then he came back up and kissed Dream Mercedes again, grinding his crotch in between her naked legs.
"I believe my baby is gettin' kinda hot right now...you gonna let me touch your pussy and get you off, Mama?" Dream Me asked while licking her earlobe after the kiss ended.
"Your baby's been hot since you rung her doorbell..." Dream 'Cedes shivered, when she felt Puck Jr. against her thigh. "Please touch me..."
So Dream Puck used his fingers to part his girlfriend's pussy lips, and pinched her clit between two fingers while she moaned.
Then he whispered in his sex-voice, "Shit, Mama...you're so fucking wet..."
~Dream Ends~
"You're so fucking wet... AAAUGHHH!"
"I told you I was gonna knee you in the balls if you touched me again, Puck..." Quinn shouted. "...and your hand is all over my ass!"
"And what ass, exactly, would that be?" I yelled right back. "The one you fucking wish you had?"
Ok, I knew that was gonna piss her off; but in my defense, she'd just kicked me in the balls.
"You didn't seem to mind my ass when you begged me to sleep with you!"
"Back then, I didn't mind a lot of shit I can't stand now!"
Probably shouldnt have gone there either.
Quinn looked mad as hell when she went on, "...and who the hell is so 'fucking wet'?"
"Your goddamn pillow is, slobber-mouth!"
Yep, definitely went too far that time...
"Get the hell out, Puck...Go sleep on the damn sofa! I'm pregnant and I need to fucking rest. You keep waking me up and its bad for the baby!" she told me using her calm, scary-ass Icy-Quinn voice.
"Shit, that's the smartest fucking thing to come outta your damn mouth all night long," I told her before getting up and running for the door.
Then I took my sleepy ass into the den. That was my last Mercedes dream of the night.
A/N: Okay...that's enough of that. I don't really fancy myself the most accomplished smut-writer, but I thought a series of dreams and fantasies might be kinda sexy. Obviously in his dreams, Puck kept imagining that he and Mercedes were a real non-PR related couple. So all the "babys" and "boos" were a product of his subconscious, or something.
Anyway; the rest of season 1 will be finalized in the next chapter, so I will probably update both together for the sake of closure.
I hope somebody out there liked it... Happy reading!