We're smashing, we're bashing
We're all a little dashing
The roster is crashing
And all the Assist Trophies!
We're battle dispensers
We crack the Smash Ball sensors
On Smash and Bash Adventures we're a bunch of oddities!
So here's the World of Trophies, it keeps everything apart
Out home sweet home, it stands alone; a smashing work of art!
Ice Clinbers rejected
Expect the unexpected!
Since Smash and Bash Adventures is about to start!
They're happy to meet you
They're Pikachu and Pichu!
King Dedede will beat you
And Pit's a major pain!
It's Game and Watch who's funky
Mega Man is clunky
Kirby's unlucky
Bowser Jr. is insane!
In vast halls of Smash Mansion we earn our Melee degrees
The smashing staff's been getting laughs since 1983!
We're smashing, we're bashing
We're all a little dashing!
It's Smash and Bash Adventures, so come join the fun!
And now this intro's done.