Crazy trouble with love

Mosquito Girl and Saitama

Series: Onepunch Man

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Several workers were trying to fix up the hole in the corner of the building to restore it from that odd swarm of mosquitoes that struck the city.

"Damn bugs!" Said a worker while killing a mosquito with a hammer. "Am I glad all of those things left. But how the hell did a giant hole like this get made by them?"

"Maybe it was a human?" Asked the second worker.

"Joey, that's crazy. Next you're gonna say a beautiful woman was commanding them and fought an android and a bald man."

"Um….Yes." Said Joey in annoyance. "It might have happened."

The first worker shook his head while we cut back under the rubble of the building.

"Ow….my ass...I think my ass is busted." Buzzed a humanoid Mosquito girl while getting up in pain. "BY GOD! MY BREASTS ARE SMALLER...Oh wait ….never mind."

The mutant woman looked around at the darkness and tried recalling what happened. "Well...a creature with metal was about to become my meal...until that creature without antenie punched me into this wall!"

She growled and tried calling on any parts of her swarm. Which resulted in nothing at all...since she was underground.

"FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK!"

"Hey Joey, you hear something?" Asked a voice from above the rubble.

"No. It's just the blasted mosquitoes again. Next time I see one I'm burning them with a match and some hair spray." Said a second figure.

"They are dead when I get out of here!" The woman growled in anger. "No Mosquito will die when I'm around!" She slowly used her claws to climb up towards a small hole.

-outside the hole-

"Hey Joey. Watch this!" Said a man while burning a mosquito to death….wow….makings of a serial killer much.

"Um. Bill….You should stop."

"Why?"

"Because you are creeping me out! What are you? Hannibal lecter?"

As they talked, the mutant slowly rose up with a scowl.

"Um…..Bill…" Said Joey in fear while backing away.

"What is it?"

"There….There…" Joey tried to say as the mutant insect walked closer to Bill with anger.

"You look like you've seen a ghost."

"Maybe he has….you bastard." Said the woman from behind Bill. "Now get ready for your bodily fluids to be sucked from your MISERABLE BODY!"

The man turned and screamed as the woman sliced him in half and used one claw to suck up the fluids while the other worker ran away screaming.

"You will live creature! Just don't kill a mosquito EVER again!" She called out to the scared form of Joey. She smiled at feeling the liquids strengthen her, but she was still extremely weaker compared to before.

"Damn it...Um...maybe that creature could sustain me." The girl chucked while remembering the cape creature with the punch of steel. She then walked out and started her wings for flight. "Look out...Mosquita is coming for you!"

We now cut to the apartment of said man who was currently watching TV with his ever present neutral expression.

"Brother!" Said a cyborg with a feminine body and blood hair and yellow and black eyes, as she walked in the room.

"Yo." greeted Saitama.

"Brother….Why are you always so neutral?"

"That's just who I am."

"...I meant with that expression of your's brother. If you keep that up, no girl will ever date you." Genos said while opening the fridge to get some...milk.

"I'm not in a rush to go dating." He remarked seeing the channel advertise a sale and wrote it down so he didn't forget.

"...How long have you not dated Brother?"

Saitama tapped his chin while pondering. "Never."

"Wow…..Now that's sad Brother." She said shaking her head. "Just really, really sad."

Saitama waved her off before they heard a knock at the door.

"Hello? Is this….Saitama's home?" Said a voice from the door. "Can I come in?"

"Who is it?" Called the bald man.

"Mosquita Megumi." Said the voice.

Saitama and Genos shared a confused look with said android walking over and answering the door.

"Oh? Hello Iron Insect." Said a female mosquito woman who was currently holding some flowers in her claw.

"You!" Genos yelled before jumping back and bringing out the lasers in her arms.

"AH! I'm not here to fight! I need food!" Mosquita said raising her claws in the air. "Stop trying to zap me!"

"I haven't fired yet." Replied Genos.

"Still! I'm not here to fight! I just….need a home and some food." Mosquita said while handing the flowers to Genos.

"Uh…." Genos accepted the flowers in confusion as the mutant walked in. "Wait, how are you still alive?"

"Insects have survived for million of years and about four mass extinctions, So a punch like that wouldn't kill me...but it still hurts!" Mosquita said while drinking some of Genos' milk. "So tasty."

"That's impossible. At the strength of my brother, your blood painted the rubble of that building."

"That was the blood of my….victims….not mine. Oh and even a nuclear explosion wouldn't kill insects." She said while starting to drink a ten gallon bottle of whiskey. "What is this?"

"Whiskey." Spoke Saitama who didn't seem fazed at all.

"Whiskey? Is that a type of semen?" She asked while taking another gulp of whiskey. "Delicious!"

"No, it's alcohol."

"So it's not his semen?" Mosquita said while pointing to the bald hero. "Damn it!"

"Why are you interested in semen?" Asked Genos with a frown.

"I don't know! Maybe it's my instincts! Oh did you know that female mosquitoes only drink blood to incubate the larva."

"Yes, and frankly I'd rather you stop drinking the bottle."

"Why? Is it that bad hic!" Mosquita said before feeling the effects of the whisky. "Wow! So many iron boobs~ Hic!"

"You're drunk." Spoke Saitama as her face looked flushed. "Try laying down."

"AH! So cute~ I wish We met in bett hic! Circumstances!"

"Again, is there any other reason you need his semen?" Genos asked sitting down with them.

"I...I...Need semen...to HIC! Get back mayi powers baks and det a HIC mate~" She slurred while looking at the punch happy hero with a smile.

Genos frowned and was tempted to get rid of the mutant right here, but tapped her chin at the woman's words.

"Iron~ Boobs hic! I need to siki him~" Mosquita said while stumbling towards Saitama and kissing his lips. "So soft Hic~"

Said man's eyes widened as he held the mutant back. "Uh, Genos? Mind helping?"

"...No. You need to get laid Brother and why not this woman." She smirked before leaving the room. "Enjoy!"

"Hic~ Mate~" Mosquita said with a smile. "Saitama!"

"Uh, question. How did you know where I live?"

"Some HIC green creature to em the locathos~" She said while kissing his cheeks.

"That explains it." He nodded.

"Satiama~ Hic….I like you're sent~ and zower!"

"Scent and what?"

"Power~ Hic."She smiled while looking at his face. "So zute~"

"Uh, thanks." He replied.

"Why Hic so serious~"

"I'm not, just neutral."

"Same~ You hic need to show mora emotionZ!" She said while looking into his eyes.

'Right now I'm trying to stay calm in this situation.'

"Saitama~ HIC! ...I'm sorry~" She started to cry drunkenly.

"Oh, about the swarm?"

"Yas~" Mosquita cried as she turned around and sat face down on the ground with her thorax in his face, which also had a human ass under the base of said appendage.

Saitama blushed and looked away with a nervous sweat.

"I am so hic sorry! I EGST WANTED TO ETA~" She slurred while drinking more whiskey.

"Well attacking the city and trying to suck everyone's blood was going a little too far."

"Hic! I'm just a Zudton hic!" She cried as she moved her body to face the hero before hugging his arms. "Aren't 'hero's' suppozed to hic forgive~"

"Hmmm, well that is true."

"Then hic forgive this zoll~" Mosquita pouted before looking at Saitama. "Mate~ Lets mate~"

"Uh, that might be going a little fast." He sweatdropped.

"Aw~ But Hic I love you!" She started to get into a drunken rage. "Whay are hic you so heartless~"

"Maybe you should just lay down and get some sleep."

"AM I NOT BEAUTIFUL HIC!" She buzzed in anger.

"What made you say that?"

"You hic punched me with hic no hesitation~" Mosquita said with a pout.

"Again, you were trying to drain the blood of the city." He deadpanned.

Mosquita started growling before grabbing him by the neck and sending him straight into a couch. "You hic bastard! I was hungry! Now!" She moved closer to the hero with a horny look in her face. "Kiss me~ hic! Or lick my pussy~"

Saitama stayed neutral, but kept her face back with one hand with ease while she tried to get closer.

"You hic!" She said while licking Saitama's hand with her tongue. "So tasty~"

'Ok, think Saitama. What would a normal guy do in this situation.'

"I...zzzzz" Mosquita fell asleep...on Saitama's body.

He blinked and didn't move until he was sure she was sleeping.

"Zzzzzzz Saitama zzzzzz mate zzzzz love."She buzzed while hugging Saitama's chest with her claws. "Zzzzz love love love zzzzzzzz."

He carefully picked her up and walked over to his couch before setting the bug woman down on it.

"I zzzz love zzzzz Saitama zzzzz mate zzzz" She buzzed while blushing with a smile across her face.

'Well she is cute.' He thought while putting a blanket over her body.

"Saitama zzzzzzz Marry zzzzz me zzzzz" Mosquita purred before remaining silent.

Said man turned the lights off before heading to bed.

-morning-

'What happened...is that food?" Mosquita thought as she slowly opened her eyes.

"Morning." Spoke Genos who was making breakfast while Saitama was back to watching TV.

"Morning….Is Saitama ok?" She asked while walking towards the hero before sitting next to him. "Mate~"

"Well when I woke up I didn't see you two together, so I figured you two didn't do anything, right?" Guessed Genos.

"...Damn it." Mosquita said while pouting.

"She was drunk and fell asleep so I put her to bed." Explained Saitama.

"...Saitama?" She said before kissing him. "I want you."

"Can you stop kissing me randomly?" He sweatdropped. "And we're not mates."

"No~" She said while kissing his cheeks.

"Do you two need some privacy?" Teased Genos.

"For what? Eating?"

"Well you two seem closer now, so I want to see if you want the place for yourself."

"Oh….After eating ok? Iron Boobs." Mosquita teased before walking, with Saitama in her arms, to the kitchen. "I'm sorry for attacking you, Iron Boobs."

"It's fine, but quit calling me that or I'll send you flying." Replied Genos.

"I can fly myself you know Genos boobs." She deadpanned. That got her a ladle to the head. "Hey!"

"Or I could get a large bug zapper, which do you prefer?"

"...Meany." She pouted.

"Call me Genos, and just that."

"Fine. Genos-chan~"

'I'll take it.' Thought the cyborg going back to making breakfast.

"Genos-chan? Is Saitama a virgin?" Mosquita asked while the others pailed at the declaration.

"W-What!?" Cried Saitama with a blush while Genos remained silent.

"Is Saitama-kun a virgin?" She said while adding the 'kun' suffix to the hero's name.

"Um, yes." Spoke Genos. "Brother told me he's never dated someone."

"You don't say that without any expressions!" Declared Saitama in embarrassment.

"So Saitama-kun is free?" She smiled before hugging the hero with her arms. "On this day, Mosquita Megumi will become Saitama-kun's girlfriend!"

This caused the hero to blush while Genos smiled with happiness. "Looks like Brother is finally in a relationship."

"Saitama-kun~" Mosquita purred while hugging Saitama's head with her boobs.

'Soft.' he thought with a blush.

"Aw~ Saitama-kun likes me!" She purred. "Now. Please feed me~"

"N-Now hold on." he got out. "That's rushing it."

"But I'm hungry." She pouted.

"Genos is making breakfast."

"But I want Saitama-kun to feed me the food!" Mosquita said with cute insect eyes. "Please~"

"It is what lovers do brother." Smirked Genos.

"Please~" She buzzed while looking like a cute ladybug, a bloodsucking ladybug that is.

"Alright alright." He conceded. 'She really does look cute.'

"SAITAMA-KUN!" She cried before kissing him. "Thank you!"

He blushed just as Genos came back and set the plates down while flashing him a smirk.

"Genos-chan? What is this...a round flatworm?"

"No, eggs."

"Oh….WHAT!?" Mosquita reeled back in fear while hugging the hero tighter against her arms. "C-CANNIBALES! YOU ARE EATING INSECTS! YOU CANNIBALS!"

"It's chicken eggs." Genos said while taking a bite of the egg. "Not insect eggs so it's not considered cannibalism."

"Oh….Sorry Genos-chan. Saitama-kun." She said letting go of the extremely red one-punch hero.

"Insect eggs wouldn't be very tasty anyway."

"Still….Sorry." She said while taking a bite of the egg. "SO GOOD! Genos-chan's cooking is the best!"

"Well if you're gonna be living here, expect this all the time. Unless brother is cooking, which is good, but a little bit different."

"Saitama-kun can cook?" She said while turning her head to him. "You can cook?"

"A little bit, but Genos does most of the cooking since she moved in.

"Saitama-kun. Please cook a meal later?" She said with stars in her eyes. "Please?"

"Well it's not as goods Genos' cooking, but if you're eager, I could try."

"YA! Saitama-kun is going to cook!" Mosqutia smiled while hugging him...again. "Thank you! My handsome boyfriend!"

He blushed while Genos snickered. "Aw, is brother happy that he has a beautiful girl as a girlfriend?"

Saitama smiled while Mosquita continued to hug him against her breasts.

-one year later-

"Moma! Papa!" Said a boy with large insect wings and bald head. "I met a new friend!"

"Oh? Who is this new friend, Meganeura?" Mosquita said while watching the animal channel on the TV.

"A girl named Maka! And she...kind of looks like Aunty Genos and that green haired woman that doesn't like papa." Meganeura said while Saitama groaned.

"Oh really?"

"Yes papa….Can she come over?" He asked with a light blush. "Please?"

"Saitama-koi?" The mosquito queen asked with a hint of concern.

"I don't see why not."

"Thank you Papa!" Meganeura smiled before dashing into his room.

"Just like you dear."

He blushed as his wife kissed his cheek.

"I love you my hero~" Mosqutia said while Saitama smile at his new life.