Our team's the Super Diamondbacks
And we're batters to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll cheer till you collapse
For Super Diamondbacks!
Come join the Diamond Brothers and the Diamond Sister Deej!
Of course we're only kidding; DJ really is a he!
No matter what may happen, leave the opponents be
The fans all shout, "Three strikes, you're out!" And now you know the theme!
The Super Diamondbacks!
DJ's cute and coaches yak!
Other players up to bat
While the fans overreact
To Super Diamondbacks!
Meet both of the coaches who rules the baseball universe
Opponents flock together; parents whack them with a purse
Mothers chase their children while singers sing a verse
Do not shout, "Sup!" Y'all huddle up, cause we've gotta rehearse!
We're Super Diamondbacks!
We have fourteen-game contracts!
We're batters to the max
Dirty socks stuck in our slacks!
We're Diamond-y!
Totally insane-y!
Here's the team's name-y:
Super Diamondbacks! Ready to bat!