Crazy trouble with love
Astrid and Hiccup
Series: How to Train Your Dragon
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Hiccup walked into the cove with a bag over his shoulder. Tomorrow the entire tribe was expecting him to do something he could, kill a dragon. He had to get out of dodge and get as far away as soon as possible.
"Come on bud!" he called out for his dragon, "We're going on a little trip, forever."
The Night fury tilted his head confused.
"We gotta get out of here, fetch the saddle." Hiccup said placing the bag near a rock.
Toothless nodded before walking off to get the item in question from where his human put it for safety.
"Ok now just one last check before I leave." the boy crouched and looked through the bag. With a nod of approval he checked his harness and stood, but as he did he jumped at seeing Astrid now sitting on the rock. "AH! Oh, uh Astrid, hey, Hi Astrid." he sputtered out.
"Hiccup? Mind telling me what exactly how you managed to get so good at dragon training?" She slid down gripping her axe in hand. "Because I'm a little curious."Her eyes worked into a murderous glare.
Hiccup gulped at the look in her eyes while Toothless came around noticed the girl and his protective instincts started kicked in. She had yet to notice him so he stayed back while watching from behind a boulder
"Um, well, ya see…." he put every bit of his mind to come up with an excuse, but nothing clicked.
"Look, it's obvious you cheated somehow." she cut him off. "It's the only explanation. You of all people beating me fair and square is about as likely as Loki doing anything decent."
"Uh, well it's a funny story actually."
"The only thing funny is that you actually believe you can be a Viking, I mean just look at you. You're a twig with legs." she gestured to all of him. "You're nothing but Loki's finest joke, you will never be a true Viking because you can't do anything right."
Hiccup frowned and felt a little miffed about that. Then a retort popped up. "Well, if I'm such a joke, then explain to me how I managed something no Viking has?" he turned, taking a deep breath and calling out. "Toothless!"
Said dragon rose up from behind the boulder and walked over to Hiccup while glaring at Astrid.
"What!" Astrid stepped back with a hanging jaw and wide eyes.
Hiccup was shaking, he felt fear, anger, and excitement coursing through him. He gulped and found his voice "Say hello to my Dragon."
"Is that a….a…"
"Night Fury? Yes." his voice was shaky but he stood firm. "This is Toothless, it's because what I learned spending time with him that I have surpassed even you."
Astrid frowned and gripped her weapon. "So you went behind everyone's backs just to become friends with a dragon? What a joke."
"No…." he gathered up his nerves and Inhaled. "You people are the joke! Your whole way of life is nothing but a moronic lie!"
Astrid turned red and went charging with the intent of burying the blade of her axe in his head, but Toothless fired a plasma blast without taking his eyes off her sending the weapon flying out of her hands and into the water.
Both stared with Hiccup giving a small chuckle as he looked to her. "See? The first thing that went through your head was to attack me, just like everyone else does with the dragons." Frowned Hiccup who was getting more angry yet still a tad on edge. "Now you're unarmed and helpless, what are you gonna do?"
Astrid glared at him and tightened her fists. If she tried to attack now, she'd probably get blown up, but if she ran away for back up, her pride would be wounded. Still she couldn't deny the latter was the possibly the best action and bolted for the exit.
"NO!" Hiccup cried in terror running after her.
Toothless reacted and flew as best he could to get to the opening first and cut her off. He bared his teeth and growled at the girl as she stopped and backed up.
'Aw man, all this stress is gonna give me a heart attack.' thought Hiccup. 'I can't let her just leave and tell the whole tribe what I've done they'll hunt us down, kill Toothless right in front of me, and then kill me. I gotta keep tough guy act up just a little longer.'
"What are you gonna do? Have your pet dragon eat me?" Spoke Astrid while feeling helpless without her weapon while staring into Toothless' eyes.
"No!" his voice cracked a little and he had to clear his throat. "We're leaving, there's nothing for us here. So I plan to go west, I… I hear there's a new untouched world that way and I… I plan to explore and tame it."
"Tame it? Ha! You might have been lucky with this dragon, but the chances of you taming some unknown world by yourself is beyond ridiculous."
"I will do it!" he clenched his shaking hand into a fist. "With Toothless I can easily make trips that would take hours in mere minutes. I know more about dragons then you barbarians ever will!" Hiccup at this point was letting anger and confidence fuel his words.
"Barbarians!" she shouted disbelief at his words making the black dragon hiss at her.
"Yes I said it! I've been wanting to say that for years to be honest! But all that stupid overly rough stuff with stupid black and white regarding who's right and wrong is annoying! If any of you were smart, even though it's a stretch, you'd see we could deal with things a lot better by opening our minds! So I'm getting out of here before my own brain turns to mush like yours…. But. before I go…." he started walking towards her with a glare, ignoring how much his legs felt like giving out on him.
Astrid glared back and watched him get closer. The dragon kept his gaze on her and moved, keeping between her and the exit. "What? What else ya got in you?"
"Something even a pretty girl like you will remember for the rest of your life." he put on a false grin while mentally panicking.
'Oh my gods!' Astrid felt a chill in her spine 'Is he planning to- No! H-He wouldn't! Would he?' her arms covered her chest while her heart rate increased. 'He's a boy sure, but he doesn't have the spine, or the nerve, to do something like that!" Her back met the rock wall and she flinched with her heart beating even faster.
Hiccup stood before her and put his hands at the wall, trapping her there. "You are going to keep your mouth shut and do everything I tell you or this will be more painful then it has to."
'Oh god he really is!' Her mind was soon filled with lewd and perverse images of him doing only the Gods knows what to her body and her unable to stop him for fear of her life. However the more she thought about it her cheeks turned pink.
"If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE, about what you saw here today I will hunt you down and make you rue the day you were born, understand me?" he questioned taking his hands of the wall with Astrid staring at him in confusion.
"That's it?" she inquired.
"Uh, yeah… what else were you expe-" he stopped talking and looked her over. Her face was flushed and her thighs were pressed together. "Wait, did you think I was talking about…. Oh my gods!"
"S-Shut up!" she screeched making Toothless rile at her outburst.
"You actually thought I was gonna do that to you?" he had some difficulty trying to process it.
"N-No! Of course not!" she defended.
"Then… why are you covering your breasts?" he asked hoping he wouldn't get smacked. "I was just trying to keep you from telling anyone, not go THAT far!"
Toothless sniffed the air and tilted his head curiously before moving closer to the girl. He detected an aroma coming from her and tilted his head back in surprise.
"What's he doing?" Astrid questioned nervously.
"This is new to me too." Hiccup replied "Toothless?"
Said dragon made a low growl and looked between them before moving his head to Astrid's pelvis and sniffed.
"Hey! Get him away from me!" Astrid resisted the urge to kick the dragon as she backed into the wall again.
"Toothless get back!" Ordered Hiccup. The dragon obeyed while Hiccup tried to figure out what just happened. "Wait a sec…" he looked to her. "Were you...turned on!"
"NO!" she grimaced.
He thought for a moment before he bolted into his previous position in front of her while adding a glare as he looked into her eyes. "You were thinking I was gonna force myself on you, weren't you?"
The thoughts returned as did the blush in her cheeks while clenching her thighs
"You were! You were honest to the gods getting off on that!" He exclaimed with wide eyes. 'I can't say I didn't like being the dominant party, but I never expected THIS of all thing's.'
Astrid felt humiliation wash over her. How could this runt be doing this to her? How could the thoughts in her head be making her wet? It wasn't right!
'Oh man, what do I do now? Maybe if I take this chance, me and Toothless can get out of here before she runs back to the village.' he thought to himself. 'but….. this sort of opportunity doesn't come every day,... I'll just toy with her a bit and then get out of here.' "Who would have guessed you, Astrid Hofferson, of all people would be into this sort of thing, quite shameful really, although the blushing makes you like kind of adorable."
Astrid's jaw opened and closed while her face lit up a little more and she looked away from him.
His eyes fell on her exposed neck and while his instincts were telling him to do one thing, his brain was saying another. 'I should go now while I can but….. It's right there, oh man.'
Both were silent while Toothless noticed the smell get a little stronger.
'Okay just real a quick one.' he breathed deep and moved his mouth to her neck and gave it a quick peck. Astrid stiffened up and he got a little bolder and lightly breathe on it.
"O-Oh, my…." she couldn't believe what he was doing, but what was most unbelievable was that it felt, good. "H-H-How did you-"
"Working late nights at the forge, you tend to see a few drunken couples get…. Intimate in the streets." he gulped and bravely kissed her neck again but harder.
Astrid let out a small moan before covering her mouth. 'Did I just moan?!'
'Did she just moan?!' Hiccup was at a loss for words. 'I just made THE Astrid Hofferson moan! This would be the best day of my life if the situation were better.'
'I can't believe I just made that sound!' her mind was in a frenzy. 'What's worse is that this little dork was the one to make me do it!'
Hiccup kept his light breathing and reached up before touching her back as he continued his ministration on her neck. "Her skin is… just so soft.'
Astrid bit her lip and felt her skin tickle from his fingers brushing along her back through her shirt. There was no way she was encourage him, no matter how good it felt.
'Oh Gods, I just can't resist!' He threw caution to the wind and gave a gentle bite to the flesh.
She shuddered, taking in a gasp of air and made another moan. 'Damn it!'
'She really likes this. Well…. If I'm gonna die at least at least I'll have lived a full life.' he moved his hand off her back and did something he had wanted to do for years, grab her breast.
Astrid jumped and stared at the hand and felt her body heat up more. 'The little perv! When I get out of this-'
"Soft." spoke Hiccup pulling away from her neck and groped her. "I can tell you have bindings on underneath, but I'll take what I can get."
Astrid tried to glare and throw a punch, but couldn't move as his hand moved around her breast while poking it a little. "AH! You dirty traitor!"
"You're getting bothered by this and you're calling me dirty?" he spoke to her accusingly. "Looks like pride doesn't matter when it comes to being treated like this." he trailed his tongue over her neck and squeezed her covered mound.
Astrid tried growling, but let out a gasp as he started rubbing both her breasts at once. Her core burning with arousal before he pulled away.
"Well, that was fun." he smirked and turned away.
"Hey! You can't leave me like-" she stopped and shut her mouth.
"Like what?" He smirked a little. "All horny and eager to be touched? Was I really that good?"
"S-Shut up!" she moved her hands to her skirt while minding the spikes and pressed her legs together.
"Hmm, maybe if I'm making you feel that good, I could stay long enough to finish, or just leave and be on our way while you stay here and work…. that out." he pointed to her her lower body as he spoke. "After all, some 'dork' doesn't want to ruin your image any more, and Snotlout needs his future bride mostly pure, or had you not heard the rumors your dad was talking about a marriage contract." he knew he was walking on eggshells, but being in control for once felt so damn good.
"What!?" Astrid cried out with wide eyes.
"Yeah everyone thought you and Snotlout, being the two best of the tribe, would make the perfect couple. Although recently that's changed to you and me, but once I'm long gone, you'll be stuck with him, Mrs. Jorgensen."
Astrid looked at the ground in horror and nearly threw up just hearing that name.
'Oh man, I'm really hitting her hard and I'm not even throwing a punch. This is great, I guess I'll throw a sucker punch while I'm at it.' "And remember he is my cousin and with no Haddocks to succeed My father, I think you get where I'm going with this."
"Snotlout as the chief." Spoke Astrid with even more dread and horror.
'If I had known it was this much fun to mess with people I'd have done it years ago. No I'll finish her off.' "Hey look at the brightside, you'll be the mother to the heirs of Berk."
"I'd rather be eaten by a sea serpent than be his wife!" She yelled with anger and disgust.
"You don't have to be you know." he spoke walking up to her and massaged her sides. "That is if you play along with my plan."
"Plan? What plan?"
"I can't kill dragons so I have to leave, but now that I think about it, I can't leave the village to the mercy of Snotlout, so….. I need to leave an heir to succeed my father."
"Wait, you don't mean…"
"Would you rather have Snotlout's kids? Once you've been soiled, Spitelout will turn down the contract, you can live in the Haddock household, and provided a perfect heir Berk needs one with my smarts and your raw viking skill." 'That sounded a lot more convincing in my head.'
Astrid was silent and seemed to be mulling that over.
"Let's face it Astrid you're more suited for the job of chief then me." he pointed to himself. "I just got lucky when I shot down Toothless, with a little of what I learned you could really be unstoppable."
She looked at him in surprise. 'He went from touching me to complimenting me? That's not what I expected.'
"I know I'm asking a lot but… Toothless has become one of the only ones I can turn to, he's my best friend and I don't want to loose him, but I can't stay here. Follow along with my plan and we'll all be free."
"I-I'm just a little nervous alright. I mean, this is pretty big. Raising a baby is gonna be tough, even for me."
"If my dad could do it, you can do so much better." he smiled patting her back, "And Gobber would be happy to help."
"You're basically asking me to raise your heir while you run off to an unknown land where you might die, excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy." She frowned.
"Me dying is just another reason. IF I die over there, Snotlout will be assured the chiefdom, but you providing an heir will guaranty you take over, until I get back or the tyke gets old enough."
"I just don't know."
"What if I pinned you to the wall again, that's seemed to get you raring to go." he joked with a grin.
"You jerk!" she growled and was tempted to swing at him, but kept the black dragon in mind.
"Astrid, please…. If not for me than for the tribe." Pleased Hiccup.
"...ugh, okay….for the tribe." she sighed. "And you better, come, back."
"I'll do my best." He smiled. "If I'm not back within, say….five years then you should assume I'm dead."
"Five years! Well if you do die, I'll curse your name to the gods for leaving me and your child alone."
"Ok." he nodded and pulled her close and started kissing her neck again. This time he felt her relax and lightly ran his tongue across the skin.
"Mhh, you're good at this." She complemented. "How many couples have you seen so this before?
"At least three or four a night." He replied before he resumed squeezing and groping her chest.
"Ah!" she still wasn't use to this, but her body reacted with each touch.
"Maybe we should get into a position that set the mood for you." he smirked and shoved the girl on her back before climbing on top of her with his hands at either side of her head.
Astrid blushed since she felt her body get hot to the point her clothes were uncomfortable.
"That really is a lovely color on you." he rubbed her left cheek.
"Where are you getting all this confidence and where has it been all these years?" Astrid questioned him.
"Guess I've been holding it in all these years. And I have a lot of catching up to do." he reached for her spikes skirt and started pulling it off her.
She didn't try to stop him and just tried to keep relaxed and not let her vicious instincts come out.
Once it was off he removed her pauldrons and rubbed her shoulders. Working in the forge so many left his hands rough and calloused. "Astrid, how about I teach you about my tricks in the ring."
"Now? Of all times?" she retorted.
"You seem tense and I figured it would be the best way to get you to relax so you don't hit me while I get your clothes off." He replied with a nervous smile.
"Alright but let me sit up first." she spoke firmly.
"Whatever you say, M'lady." he moved off and let her sit up as he worked off her shirt. "So where should we start, learning to ride or defence methods?"
She blushed and didn't say anything until he got her shirt off. "I am not riding a dragon, tell me how to defend against them." she spoke now with only her breast bindings on her top half.
"Alright, first off they hate eel, just like the twins hate reading." said Hiccup running his fingers over her stomach. "Even your belly is soft."
"Thanks for the tip and the compliment." She blushed and moaned as he reached her bindings and started undoing them.
"Next there's a type of heads that's like catnip to them. It puts them in sort of a high." he undid the knot and let the binding fall and got a sight no male their age had seen. 'Thank you gods above!' he gawked.
"My eyes are up here lover boy." she deadpanned.
"Oh! Sorry." He chuckled with a blush. He cleared his throat and reached the for the second skirt. "Where was- oh right, dragons have a nerve around the back of the chin near the neck, scratching and it's lights out for the dragon."
"Now that's a weakness." she said as the skirt past her feet.
Hiccup reached for her boots and pulled them off. "And finally another thing they have in common with cats is that the chase light that reflects off metal." he said before reaching for the hem off her leggings. He pulled them down and stared at her smooth legs. "And that M'lady is how you defend against a dragon without hurting it, simple."
"I'm impressed." she Spoke sincerely. "But I'm not taking off the panties until you get undressed." she crossed her legs and arms.
"Fair enough." he shrugged and stood up taking off his harness and tunic. He was actually pretty lean for a scrawny runt. "Now I'm not very sure but try not to be too disappointed if I'm a little small." he kicked off his boots and pulled off his pants and underwear.
Astrid's eyes widened considerably and stared at Hiccup's groin. "Are you comparing that to your arm, because that thing is not small."
"Well no one else saw it, so I wasn't sure if it was all that good."
"Hiccup, you're hung like a ship mast!" she spoke out pointing at his manhood. "I guess with Stoick the Vast for a father you got the vast part where it counts."
"Heh, thanks." he said as he grabbed her panties and pulled them down her legs and show her bear womanhood. "Wow, Gobber always said girls had hair down there, but you're totally smooth."
"I'm a hofferson girl, we don't have that."
"Good to know." said Hiccup moving the tip of his middle finger against her folds.
"AH!" Jumped Astrid from the sensation.
"Oh yeah." he grinned with Astrid looking at his hardening manhood. He grabbed her hand and guided to the shaft. "Care to return the favor?"
She nodded and found her hand grasped around the hot shaft. 'Sweet Freya! How is this thing even gonna fit?'
Hiccup saw her expression and took the chance to slowly push his finger inside and watched her gasp at the intrusion. "You okay?"
"Y-Yeah." She nodded.
"Glad to hear, Now if i'm correct there should be a nub of nerves right...here!" he found his target a began playing with it.
"AHHHH! HICCUP!" Cried Astrid with wide eyes as she felt a sudden wave of pleasure go over her body.
"As much as I like feeling your hand on my dick, you have to move it up and a down the shaft, like this." he grabbed her hand moved it over his tool. "Oh yeah, that's good."
She panted and nodded while marveling at the heat coming off it.
After a few minute he stopped her hand. "I think you're wet enough and I'm defiantly stiff enough, are you ready?"
"I'm a little worried. That thing might split me in half."
"You'll adjust." he reached behind her to undo her braid. "I'll be as gentle as possible." he laid her back and spread her legs. "I promise." 'I'm about to have sex for the first time and with Astrid, this is incredible.'
"Well…...just try to stay calm and don't go overboard."
He grabbed her wrists and prodded her moist folds. The touch made both gasp from the hot feeling.
'Here it comes, Oh Freya preserve me.' Astrid gulped as his body shook in anticipation. He started to push into her folds and she let out a small gasp. ' He so big and it's only the tip.'
Hiccup gritted his teeth as he felt her warm folds around the tip and kept moving following his instincts. "Damn, you're tight Astrid." his grip tightened on her wrists. He pushed in deeper and saw Astrid moan from the added length.
'He's stretching me out, he's not even half way in and he already feels so deep.' Astrid tried pulling herself together. She could feel herself be turned into moaning heal of lust, she was a Hofferson, she had her dignity to uphold, no matter how well endowed he was.
Hiccup was beyond stunned at the tight and snug fit inside Astrid was and felt him reach a barrier. "Astrid…"
"Y-Yes?" She let out in a moan.
"Once I go further you won't be pure anymore, it'll hurt but you'll be free of Snotlout for good. Are you ready?"
Astrid didn't trust her voice and just gave a firm nod.
"Ok, brace yourself." he moved his hand to her hips and pulled back to the head of his member. He started pushing back in with more force and groaned as he felt her insides get tighter with the head breaking through.
"AHHHHHHH!" Astrid felt her virgin barrier being torn away and sobbed. It hurt, like being skewered by a hot spear. Tears fell from her eyes as she looked away.
Hiccup stopped moving as Astrid twitched and writhe from the pain. He leaned down and kissed her neck, hoping it would ease the pain even by a little.
Astrid moaned from the kissing and gripped the grass as she tried breathing easier to handle the pain.
"I'm sorry Astrid." he whispered in her ear. "But just imagine the look on Snotlout's face when you tell him about this."
Astrid tried picturing the horrified and disgruntled face and gave a smile.
"That's it, now just tell me when the pain goes away and we'll go on." he said as he placed a hand on her breast. He lightly rubbed it to help and felt her slowly relax. He looked to her other breast and had a thought. He looked to her face then back to the mound before latching on her nipple.
"AH!" Moaned Astrid arching her back at the sensation.
He sucked on the bud of flesh like a baby making the girl twitch. He looked up and saw her nod several times and took that as the signal. He began moving keeping at a slow rhythm.
Astrid let out a low moan and covered her mouth in embarrassment.
"No need to be embarrassed babe, it's just us, I actually like hearing you moan." he sat up and rubbed her hips and he continued his thrusts.
'Damn those hands!' she grit her teeth. Her body tingled and she let out a moan as he pulled back and moved a little faster. 'Oh Gods! So big, so deep."
'This is by far the best day of my life.' he smiled down at her and picked his speed insides squeezed around his cock and hugged it like they didn't want to let go.
"Ah! Oh gods! OH GODS! AHHHH!" she screamed as her release hit and Hiccup stared at her.
"Did you just peak?"
Astrid blushed and wanted to deny it, but nodded her head instead.
"Wow…..just wow!" he blinked at her. "I must be pretty good at this." he smirked.
"Just keep moving." her face turned red.
"Not just yet." he smirked and pulled out of her before he flipped her on to her stomach and held her hands to her back. "Now let's try this position out."
'He's not serious!" she looked back in disbelief, but her mind was proven wrong. When he entered her. She moaned out as she felt even more of his girth push inside her and stretch out her pussy.
"You're even tighter now, what is it about being overpowered that makes this pleasurable for you?"
"AH!" Moaned Astrid who bit her lip.
"Hmm….. I wonder…" he moved one hand from her wrist and pushed her head to the ground and her walls squeezed his shaft tighter. "You like being treated like this when I use force."
Astrid grit her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut. She wanted to deny it but the fact was that she couldn't. The excitement was turning her on more and more. Heck, even trying to pull away made her feel even warmer.
"If that's the case," he smacked her rear making her yelp. "Maybe I should stop holding back." he thrust harder pushing deeper into her. He grunted as he started thrusting without rhythm and more like an animal.
"Oh gods! Oh gods! OH GODS!" Cried Astrid letting her tongue hang out as each thrust made her body spasm with pleasure. "Oh, Hiccup! Yes! Oh gods! Yes!" so much for dignity.
"Who knew you'd make such a face." He grinned. He stopped and pulled her into his lap and held up her legs and bounced her on his shaft while he thrusts into her. "Maybe I should go faster?"
"Don't care! Oh! Just fuck! Ah!" part of her hated herself for what she was saying, but she was too far lost in carnal pleasure to listen. "Fuck me!"
"Whatever you want, lady." he rammed up him to her snatch faster, inching in further. The tip started reaching her cervix, making her throw her head back in a moan.
"I'm about to enter your womb." he let go off her leg and rubbed her stomach. "If you want me to pull out, just say the word, cause this is the last chance to back out."
"If you're gonna cum….." she bit her lip. "Do while kissing me, on my back, and hold down my arms!"
"Gladly." Hiccup let Astrid on the ground and flipped her over before holding her arms down as he slammed their lips together while moving faster.
She moaned in pleasure as her tongue wrestled his and bucked into his thrusts lost in her lustful euphoria. Her legs wrapped around his waist and her toes curled. 'THIS IS SO GOOD!'
Hiccup grunted with each thrust while his cock began twitching. "I'm gonna cum!"
"Go on then! I don't fucking care anymore! Cum inside me!" Astrid tightened the hold on her legs and arched her back.
Hiccup slammed inside one last time and grunted as his dick twitched. And emptied his load into her. His seed shot into her with more push than expected as Astrid felt it coat her insides as she hit her second orgasm.
Her mouth was opened in a silent scream as she felt her entire womb get filled before the two collapsed in a heap, gasping for air. "You….. Better….. Come back."
"I'll do….my best."
After they caught their breath and cleaned themselves off in the water. The two put their clothes back on.
"Are you really going to the new world? I hear it's pretty far away."
"Toothless is fast but even he has his limits." Hiccup replied. "I'll see what I can do about getting a ship and crew, once I make a mask to cover my face."
"I guess." She sighed.
"Don't worry. Remember, five years." He repeated while rubbing her back. "Toothless! Come on bud let's get you saddled up." he called out looking for the Dragon.
Toothless stuck his head out from behind a boulder and walked over while trying to ignore the lingering scent of mating.
"I have to ask, why name him Toothless?" Astrid raised an eyebrow.
"Retractable teeth." he stated. "Like a snake."
"Ah, interesting." she nodded.
Hiccup made sure the saddle was on just right before turning towards her. "You remember the story we discussed?"
"Remind me so I don't mess up the plan."
The next morning the Great hall was filled with excited Viking men and women eating breakfast.
"Today's the big day."
"Should be a good show."
"I can't wait."
"I bet three sheep on Hiccup to win in under ten moves."
"Hope you like losing than, I bet four sheep in under five."
"Everyone seems pretty hyped Stoick." Gobber smiled.
"Well they should be." Smiled the chief. "My son is finally going to prove he's a real Viking."
The doors opened and Astrid walked in.
"Uh oh. The sore losers here." sniggered Ruffnut.
"How the mighty have fallen." sniggered Tuffnut.
"Quiet, you want her to take your heads off?" Fishlegs whispered.
She walked over to the head table in front of Stoick. "Chief, I need to speak with you about Hiccup."
"Oh? What about?" He asked taking a swing from his cup.
"He left sir." Astrid answered.
Stoick spat out his drink and looked at the girl in disbelief. "What?!"
"It turns out that after training, he's been building a small vassal to take him off the Island."
"But...But why?"
"He says he's going to find a crew and go west, to explore the new world."
"West? What's he thinkin!?" Exclaimed Gobber in shock.
"He wants to do something grander than killing a dragon. He wants to be the best Viking he can be, but he promised he'd return. Five years from now."
"This is insane!" Stoick slammed his hands on the table.
"He's doing it for you sir, he wants to prove he can be the best of the best."
"Might as well leave a will behind." Snotlout whispered to the others. "Uh, uncle Stoick? Aren't there stories about feather headed savages in the new world?"
"The few who came back said so, but that's all they'd say before dying from dehydration or starving from being out to sea too long." Stoick spoke lowering his head.
"Welp," Snotlout stood up clearing his throat, and pulling up on his belt. "Then I guess for the good of the tribe, I must step in as heir of Berk until my insane cousin returns."
"Actually, you won't be the new chief anytime soon." Spoke Astrid.
"Astrid, babe, let's face it. He's gonna die." Snotlout walked up and put a hand on her shoulder.
"First off, don't touch me." She scowled slapping his hand off her. "Second there might be another rightful heir."
"Sure babe, sure." Nodded Snotlout with doubt. "And where is this other heir?"
"Yes tell us." Stoick crossed his arms.
"If all goes well….. Right here." She moved a hand over her stomach.
"What? You? What are you some kind of third cousin removed." Laughed Snotlout.
"No you idiot, I might be pregnant!"
Gasps echoed through the hall before everything went quiet.
"Wait…. you and Hiccup-"
"Yes, meaning his child is in me." she said. "And for the record, he's a real man, especially where it counts." she smirked at Snotlout.
"Ooooooooh."
Snotlout growled. "Oh yeah? Like you actually know the difference. I could put that dork to shame."
"No, you couldn't." she kept her smile and crossed her arms. "Turns out he got more from his father than we gave him credit for." She pointed a thumb at Stoick. "I'm still a little sore."
"Well I still call bull on you and him doing it, and there's no way a bastard child can take what's mine!"
"Really? Everyone raise your left hand if would you rather have a bastard as chief and your right for a Jorgensen?" she spoke out to the hall.
The people seemed conflicted before some started raising their lefts.
"Well Snotlout?" Astrid have a smug grin.
"It doesn't matter what they pick, the law states that if Stoick's son can't become heir, than that falls to me."
"Not exactly." Gobber stood and walked around the table. "If Astrid does have a bun in her oven, that makes her the next heir until the child comes of age."
"And what if she's making this up?" Spoke Snotlout's father.
"Then at least I'll still be free, I know about the contract you and my father have been talking about and frankly the thought of spending my life with that lout makes me want to puke my guts out."
"We'll wait a few months, and if she starts showing, than that shows she's telling the truth." Spoke Gobber.
"Chief?" she looks to Stoick with a hopeful look.
"My son is gone, and I may become a grandfather." Spoke Stoick tapping his chin. "I'll allow it."
Astrid sighed in relief. "Thank you Chief."
"This is completely unfair!" Growled Snotlout.
"Quiet you! Know your place!" Stoick growled at the boy. "Astrid will be the heir if and when it has been confirmed whether she has my son's child. If she does, then she will be the new heir until my son returns!"
Snotlout gulped under Stoick's gaze and nodded in fear.
"One last thing," Astrid spoke, "he also taught me how he passed dragon training, just a few tricks and I think you might find interesting."
"Really? What are they?"
She smiled as everyone looked at her with interest.
In the arena everyone gathered with Astrid walking in unarmed, with a bag in her hand. "Pay close attention everyone."
Stoick sat in his throne running a hand through his chin. With gobber at his right and Gothi at his left.
The log keeping the Nightmares cage was raised and the door burst open. The dragon roared as he snarled and climbed along caga until it spotted the girl and dropped down and slowly approached.
'Okay,' She thought and reached into the bag. 'First the eel.'
She pulled the dead creature out just as the dragon started running at her. It's eyes widened and reeled back it head and hissed on fear and disgust.
"Is that an eel?" Ruffnut tilted her head.
"The Nightmare is scared of a little Eel." Tuffnut pointed and started laughing.
"Actually, all dragons are." Astrid answered walking closer to the beast with eel in hand. The Nightmare whimpered and moved away from it until it's side pressed into the wall.
"Never thought I'd see a Nightmare like that." Gobber said to Stoick.
"Quite Gobber, I'm trying to watch this." The Chief waved keeping his eyes on the match.
'I think I tormented the poor thing enough.' she tossed the eel away and took a step back and looked to the sun. 'let's see if this light trick works.'
While she reached into the bag the Nightmare growled angrily at her. Then she pulled out a small polished dagger and reflected the light to get the dragon's attention. The beast locked it's gaze on it and quickly tried catching it.
"They're distracted by shiny objects." announced before having the Nightmare running in circles. 'This is kinda fun.' She smiled.
"I might sound like a traitor for saying this but it actually looks kinda cute." Fishlegs stated.
"No it doesn't, it just looks ridiculous." Spoke Snotlout.
The tribe found the once mighty nightmare desperately trying to catch the light amusing and laughed at the display, even the chief let out a chuckle as it clawed at the well like a feline.
'I think that's enough.' she then disposed of the dagger with the beast looking around. "Over here you snaggletoothed salamander!"
It turned and growled at her before moving towards her.
'I hope this next one really works.' Astrid waited for the Nightmare to get closer and scattered the remaining contents if the bag in the it's face. It shook its head before its eyes dilated and let out a drunken croon. It dropped to the floor and rolled in the scattered blades of grass.
"Uh, what's it doing?" Asked Ruffnut.
"Hiccup calls it dragon nip, and as you can see it works wonders."
"Reminds me of Spitelout at his bachelor party." Stoick remarked jabbing Gobber's side.
"Hahaha! Aye, except this is kinda cute." Gobber chortled.
"And Finally a method to take down a dragon with just one finger." Astrid announced.
"Now this I call bull." Snotlout said to the others.
"Well let me prove you wrong." Grinned Astrid. She walked over to the dragon and waited until the spot she was looking for was exposed and scratched it with her index finger.
The great beast spasmed with its eyes rolling into its head before it went limp.
'Wow that really does work.' Though she was surprised she didn't let it show. "They have nerves that knock them out when scratched."
"So, what were you calling bull again?" Stoick turned to Snotlout who looked like he'd done something stupid.
"With this information, we can better defend our homes, our tribe, and our livestock. And all thanks to Hiccup." Astrid spoke to the people.
"I'd say the boy's done a pretty good job." Remarked Gobber.
"Agreed," Stoick stood. "Upon my son's return he will be welcomed as a hero, a true viking!"
The rest cheered while Snotlout just silently fumed.
Astrid left the ring and walked to the beach. She sat down in the sand and rubbed her currently flat stomach. "Hiccup, you better come back." She spoke looking to the sky.
To be continued