Crazy trouble with love
Princess Snake and Yamcha
Series: Dragonball Z
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Yamcha panted as he held onto his knees. He had been running on snake way for who knows how long, and he didn't look any closer to the end.
"Hey!" Said a feminine voice at the other end of the pass. "Are you ok?"
He looked up and his eyes widened as he saw some kind of castle beside the path with a woman in front of it.
"Yes you...the one with the halo." She said while cupping her blue skinned arms against her breasts.
He blushed and stared at the orange haired beauty. 'Wow, didn't expect this.'
"Are you just going to stare at my chest or are you going to tell me why you are walking snake way?"
"Oh!" Yamcha shook his head. "Sorry! I'm looking for someone called King Kai!"
"Oh….The one that already has a student at the moment." She said while the man grimaced. "Hey, don't look so down. I can train you if you want."
"Really? Thanks!" He ran over and looked over the castle. "So this is your castle?"
"Yes. Made of the bones and souls of perverts that tried to grope me." She giggled darkly.
Yamcha shivered before she grabbed his arm. "But please, come right in."
-Inside-
"Welcome to my humble abode...well It would be if my servants didn't go on strike."
"Woah." Yamcha took in the stravegent space and decor. "Really cozy looking."
"Yes. Especially after about 739 centuries of living here." She smiled.
"Uh, how long have you lived here? Like here, where everyone is dead."
"I'm a goddess you silly. And I'm only about 800 years old and still beautiful."
"Yeah, that's true." He chuckled with a blush.
"Aw. How sweet. Your wife must be proud." She smiled. 'And if not, well I'll make him feel special as my dinner.'
The dead hero shivered for some unknown reason while looking the other way.
"What's wrong?" The goddess asked.
"Uh, well I'm not married, I had a girlfriend, but we kinda broke up." He admitted.
"For what reason?" 'Soon it will be dinner time~'
"Well I tended to stare at other girls, and she's really loud. So I kinda dug my own grave there."
"What?" She said in disbelief. "I'm so sorry to hear that."
Just then a bell was rung from the kitchen, signalling that dinner was about to be ready...well...her dinner anyway at least.
"Oh? Dinner already?" She said while grinning internally. "Care to join mister...?"
"Oh, sure. And the name's Yamcha." He introduced. "But can I get your name?"
"Oh? You can call me Princess Snake, Yama~" She teased as they entered the kitchen.
He chuckled with an embarrassed blush before staring at the large table stretched out with food all over it.
"So? How did you die?" Snake asked while sitting next to him. "Getting squashed? Heart failure?"
"Actually, I was blown up by this little green thing. Me and my friends tried saving the Earth from these creeps called saiyans, but we had to fight these green things that just grew out of the ground. I went first and thought I won, but the little sucker jumped out and blew us both up." He frowned at the cheap shot.
"A Saiyan? Haven't seen one in a few years, well except that black haired man that nearly ate the entire stock of food in the castle." She frowned remembering the one that got away and made her tie herself up. "Are you trying to return a strong warrior or just to increase your ego?"
"Well when I heard King Kai was a person who could help me train, I wanted to get stronger, kinda to get back at the saiyans.' He admitted.
"Even if Kai is training another student who happens to be a saiyan?" Snake said while looking at his eyes.
"Well yeah, but trust me, Goku can do way more than I could. I'm not even close to his strength."
"You are really an insecure person." At his confused look she continued. "Yes, both of you are able to achieve different limits since humans can't reach a saiyans level, but answer me this. Even if you weren't as strong as Goku, would you still fight for your home with everything you had? Or will you try and just let the world burn for your foolish insight on strength. Strength doesn't come from physical power but from adapting to any change in the world, that is what makes humans the most unique of all life in the universe."
"Wow, I guess I never imagined it like that." Remarked the former thief.
"Yes. Why do you think that humanity is still able to survive? They can adapt. And so should you, Yama." Snake said as she walked into the kitchen and grabbed a very large snake laced in various oils and spices and steaming hot with a small extract of oregano, before returning to the table and placing it next to him. "Enjoy."
"Wow, this looks good." He smelled the dish and started digging into it with hunger he forget he had since dying.
"Just don't eat too much." Snake said while smiling. "Oh and ever heard of the temptress of snake way?"
"No, King Yama didn't say anything like that before I came this way."
"That guy is growing senile. Anyway, the temptress of snake way was once a goddess of love that walked the human realm and was beloved by all." She started. "But a jealous god decided to curse the goddess by turning her into a snake and placed her on the snake way for all times to consume anyone that tried to leave her home." She started to cry. "And she would only break the curse if a human with no evil intentions breaks her ice cold heart."
'Wait, if that's true, and she's been here for centuries….'
"...And the one that was cursed.." She said while her lower half became a snake's tail. "Was me...Princess Snake, former goddess of Love and the new goddess of temptation."
Yamcha's eyes widened as he coughed up the snake bit. "W-What?!"
"Yes...I consumed many souls but...I...I can't bring myself to consume you…" She said looking down.
"Uh, did you happen to try and eat Goku?"
"Yes...And got turned into a knot in the process...and my tail still hurts." She said while her tail started acting up. "Yama? Can you rub my tail...it's kind of acting up again."
Yamcha gulped as he felt the tail rest over his lap. 'Just stay cool and and rub it.'
"Don't worry, I won't not bite or slap you. Just please help me with this pain." She said while laying her head next to the thief. "And please be careful...I'm kind of sensitive."
Yamcha blushed and gulped. He moved a hand down to her tail and started lightly rubbing it.
"Ah...Thank you Yama~ You have a heavenly touch." She smiled while feeling the pain disappear and joints feeling like a newborn snaking. "Were you a massagist in life? Because you are a god of healing~"
"Heh, no, but I kinda was a former...thief." He admitted bashfully.
"A thief? Really? You?" She giggled before moving her hand across his cheek. "But you are too handsome to be one."
He blushed and rubbed the back of his head with a laugh. "Well it's true. That's how I got these scars."
"Maybe from a cat?" She teased. "Or maybe that ex of yours?"
"Nah, I tried robbing these one guys and got a sword to the face."
"That was foolish but hey, I once tried to do the same thing...but it was more trying to steal a man's underwear and placing it in a bear's cave." She laughed at the memory. "Sorry. I just love to prank others."
"Honestly, when I saw you I figured you would be the kind of girl who's all about shiny jewelry or want buffer guys."
"I'm not one of those girls!" She pouted. "I believe in strength and being a free spirit, NOT a bitch with a god complex!"
"I didn't mean it like that!" He spoke waving his hands in front of him.
"I know~" She giggled. "Oh by the way, this whole castle is technically part of me and can become my stomach if I change my form." She said while wrapping her tail around the thief. "So do you still want me to train you?"
"Uh, will I get eaten if I say no?" He chuckled nervously.
"No. Just kicked into the endless abyss." She said with a grin. "So want to start now or tomorrow?"
"Uh, tomorrow." He spoke with a gulp. 'Oh man.'
"Excellent. Oh and you are sleeping with me tonight as my new pillow." She smiled while slithering way with the still pale Yamcha wrapped around her tail. She entered the main bedroom and moved onto the bed while pulling Yamcha closer. "Night...Yamcha-chan~" She said before sleeping like a child as her body curled into a ball python position.
-a month later, training day 49-
Yamcha panted as Snake's tail flew over and slammed him against the wall.
"Come on! You can't even dodge a tail swipe?" Taunted the Goddess. "Just focus and attack with only your legs and not your arms."
"Easy for you to say." He panted. "We've been at this for five hours straight."
"So? You have been training for twenty-four hours on day one. This is just a warm up." She said while slamming her tail against his legs. "To slow, Yama-chan~"
Yamcha groaned and pushed himself up while wiping his head of sweat. 'Focus Yamcha.'
"...Your inner snake is poking out again." She said while grabbing the former thief with her tail. "Now let's see if you can break out of my grasp, without using your limbs."
As Yamcha struggled in her grip he got a great yet dangerous idea. He started to lick the tail with his tongue.
"Hey! No cheating!" She laughed while squeezing tighter.
This didn't stop him as he continued to lick her, causing the goddess to laugh and loosen her grip.
"AHAAHAH! STOP! STOP! I SURRENDER! JUST STOP AHAAHH!'
Yamcha grinned as she let go.
"You snake….What did you just go and do that for?" She said calming down and lightly glaring at the hero. "You know I'm sensitive there."
"I just went ahead and adapted."
"...Finally...You passed my test." Snake smiled while the thief looked at her with confusion.
"Test?"
"Yes. You see the whole strength by training can only get you so far. Thus I waited until you used your ability to adapt to my attacks while using that physical training as a red herring." She smiled while moving closer to Yamcha. "And you passed my test with flying colors, Yama."
"Heh, thanks." He smiled. "I do kinda feel stronger though."
"True. Oh and as for your little Goku feud. Don't worry about it. He is just another monkey that only adapts in small amounts, but not you Yama-kun~" She purred while wrapping around him with her tail and hands. "You are now the adaptable fighting king."
He blushed as she got close to his face. "H-Heh, thanks."
"Your welcome. Oh and what will you do now? Return to Earth or stay with me?" She asked with a small frown.
"Well unless my friends revive me, I'm stuck here."
"Oh That….Since you stayed with a goddess, you are unable to return without my permission, and even then I will have to come with you." Snake smiled while kissing his cheek. "So will you remain with me as my eternal lover or just as a representative of me in the human world?"
"Wait...YOU KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!?" He cried out with wide eyes.
"I am a goddess remember. But I still need you here…" She blushed. She tightened her hold around him while licking his cheek. "So will you remain with me….Yamcha-kun?"
"W-Well...I guess it c-c-couldn't hurt." He got out with a bright blush.
"Thank you!" She smiled while kissing his lips. "I love you~"
He blushed as she wrapped her arms around him and wrapped his own around her body while her tail made sure to keep a firm grip on him.
"Let's skip the wedding and have you fuck my folds like a beast~" She purred while her clothes fell off like skin, revealing her naked form. "Like it?"
"Oh yeah." Nodded Yamcha staring at her bare body.
"Good." She said while moving her tail to his face and revealing her snake-like pussy. "Now do you want it in your mouth or on your cock~"
"Well some foreplay wouldn't hurt." He grinned spread the folds with his thumbs and saw how pink it was inside.
"Like it? It's better than any woman's pussy and softer too~" She purred while he moved his tongue inside the folds. "Oh! Sorry, it's been a long time."
This didn't stop him as the tongue continued its assault on the now wet folds. 'Wow, I never got this far with Bulma.'
"AH~ Why did you have to mimic my own tongue!?" Snake moaned while her nipples hardened.
"I'm just that good." He boasted a little with a grin.
"Cocky much~ " She teased before moving her pussy away from his face and lowered down the body until it was an inch away from its tip. "But let's see if your stamina can hold out." She smiled as her pussy started slowly touching the erect cock. 'So big! And long~'
"Snake? Snake? Still alive?" Yamcha said while looking at a now blushing Snake while her pussy consumed his cock.
"Yes~, but it's been so long my pussy needs a moment to adjust."
"Oh? Really? You had a lover?" He said while thrusting his cock into her pussy.
"Yes...But he also cursed me with eternal hunger for making him fall in love with himself...It was so stupiD!" She moaned.
"AH! This is really tight!" He grunted hugging her while moving his cock in and out. "I….never got this far!"
"Really? Not even with your ex?" Snake asked while her tail and butt jiggled in succession from the thrusting.
"Not really." He grunted reaching up and cupping one of her breasts.
"You can suck them, my Yamcha~ I will let you drink my essence like milk from a bottle~" Snake while smiling at him as the constant thrusting continued to make them both horny as snakes in heat.
He listened and leaned down before taking one of her nipples in his mouth and started sucking on it without breaking his rhythm.
"AH~ Yamcha! I want you! And only you!" She moaned was her womb started feeling the effects of the super cock inside her as both were in single resonant like a samurai and it's katana. "Please become my husband!"
"AH! You just got tighter!" He grunted going faster while licking her nipple.
"Because I want your sperm to impregnate this sluty goddess~" She moaned louder while feeling her lover's cock twitching inside her uterus. "Please answer the selfish prayers of your goddess!"
"I wouldn't be able to stop if I wanted to." He grunted slamming inside her one more time before his sperm shot inside her.
"YAMCHA!" She cried out as the semen entered her womb with about six sperm cells entering her eggs. "Ya...m..cha…-..koi~" She panted while her grip loosened and she fell to the ground with a set of hearts in her eyes.
"You alright?" He asked noticing her eyes.
"Yes….my….husband~...Now…" She said while kissing his lips. "I...will be...fine~" She purred before grabbing Yamcha and then falling asleep on the ground with him as a pillow.
Yamcha panted and rubbed her back while she kept her tail around him.
"Yama-chan~" She said in her sleep with a smile.
'I could get use to this.'
-two months later-
"Yama-chan! Am I fat!?" Said a now two month pregnant Snake, who was now the mother of six children.
"Not at all."
"AW~ Thank you Yama-chan~" She smiled before rubbing her belly. "I can't believe you made me the mother of six children~"
"I just can't believe I'm gonna be a dad. Never thought about kids."
"But Yama~ You will be excellent husband and father! I know this as a fact." She smiled while eating some pickled lobsters. "Delicious~"
'I guess coming here wasn't so bad.' Thought the former thief.
"Yama~" Snake said while kissing his lips. "Let's go to my bedroom~"
'Horny goddess.' He thought with a smile as they walked away to the master bedroom.