Crazy trouble with love

Road, Female Kanda, and Allen

Series: D Grayman

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-Ark-

Road Camelot sat on her bed while swinging her legs over the edge with a bored expression. "So bored! ….And Allen-kun still hates me…"

"Lero! Stop fantasizing about that exorcist Lero!" Said a talking umbrella with a Jack-O-lantern's head on the top.

"Shut up Lero."

"No! You and that exorcist are a bad influence Lero!"

She frowned and grabbed the head before squeezing.

"LERO LERO LERO!" It yelled before Road threw it out the window.

"What would he know?" She huffed before holding her Allen doll tightly against her chest. "Allen-kun is my only reason now for existing….but he's too dense to understand..."

She laid back on her bed with a frown. 'What should I do….! I got it!' She smiled before opening a heart shaped door. "Here I come Allen-kun!" She smiled while entering the door which shut behind her.

-Kanda's room, Black Order HQ-

"Allen…." Said a woman with long black and green hair in a pony tail and in a long black nightgown which covered her C-cup breasts while lying on her bed looking at the ceiling with a sad expression. "...When will you realize my feelings you Bean sprout?"

"ALLEN-KUN!" Yelled a voice from the ceiling as a very familiar girl landed on top of Kanda. "I MISSED YOU….Wait….Soft breasts…?"

"YOU!" Yelled Kanda pushing Road off before grabbing her innocence sword.

"Oh. The swordswoman….Kama?...Kanui?...What was it again?" Road said while looking around the room. "Wow. You need a better decorator."

Kanda moved over and tried slashing at the Noah.

"Hey. Knock it off. I'm not here to fight. I'm here for Allen-kun." Road said while jumping away from the attack and looking at a picture of Allen with Kanda that was on the bedside table. "Oh? You like him...or are you my rival?"

Kanda blushed and swiped even faster.

"Really! You love Allen-kun?...Small world." She smiled slightly. "Now if only he stayed away for that Boot wielding girl...Lindlee? Lidlee? Lindalee?"

"Lenalee." Growled Kanda.

"Yes! Lenalee! That bitch that is getting too close to Allen-kun." She growled as her insignia started to show while her skin turned black as charcoal.

"For once we agree on something."

"You know. While I hate Innocents. I don't hate humans or at least certain humans...like Allen-kun." She smiled. "So how about we make a deal?"

"A deal? With the enemy?" She frowned. "No."

"I'm not the enemy right now. And please listen or I will have to turn your wet dreams into wet nightmares." She said with a smile. "Ok?"

"Try it brat."

"I was joking. Anyway. The deal is we both share Allen-kun and prank him into loving both of us." She smiled.

"And how are you going to do that?"

"It involves a letter laced in knockout gas, a hospital, and us in sexy nurses outfits and a pair of wigs." Road grinned. "So do we have a deal...Sister in arms?"

Kanda looked at Road with suspicion before setting her weapon down. "Trick me, and I will end you where you stand."

"Hey. I maybe a Noah but even I wouldn't do that! Heck I would have helped even without your knowledge!" Road said while looking at Kanda's breasts. "Damn it...Why can't I get breasts...I'm thirty five and still flat…"

Kanda patted herself on the back in her head before focusing. "Alright, then you would take care of things right now, correct?"

"Of course but I need someone to remove...her….from the equation." Road growled.

"I'll try and get her to go out and go on a scouting mission which should give you plenty of time."

"Thank you Kanda no boobies~" Road teased while giving Kanda a pair of underwear. "This is some of Allen-kun's underwear...and no I didn't steal it...But Lulu Bell did one time."

Kanda blinked before taking the underwear with a blush.

"And ….I kind of mastrabated on it...sorry Kanda no boobies!" She blushed while creating another portal.

"What!" Yelled Kanda as Road jumped through the portal and stared at her crushes underwear. 'Still...I can use them.'

-Allen's room-

"9,998, 9,999, 1,000!" Said Allen as he finished his one handed push ups. He stood up and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Knock Knock. Came a sound from the door. "Delivery."

"Uh?" Allen walked to the door and opened it. Only finding an empty hall and a small letter with a seal on the back of it, on the ground. He crouched down and picked it up with confusion. "A letter?"

He opened the letter and read the following:

Dear Allen,

If you are reading this, then you have noticed the fact that your body is about to faint. Well that was from the gas inside the letter.

Hope to see you soon~

Love,

R+K

P.S: Expect lovely nurses when you wake up~

'Crap!' Thought Allen as he fell unconscious to the ground.

-hours later, unknown location-

"...ctor...Doctor he's waking up." Said a voice as Allen regained consciousness. "And he's grabbing my breast~"

"Huh?...what?" He spoke blinking his eyes.

"Stay still. Your body still needs to recover." Another voice said with flustered tone. "And really...stop touching our breasts."

That's when he got a look at who was near him.

"Hey~ Are you feeling better Allen-kun~" Said Road in a very revealing nurses uniform. It hugged her petite form with a short skirt compared to a regular uniform.

"Bean Sprout." Said Kanda in another revealing uniform but with an even shorter skirt and a V-bra which tightened against her breasts. "Are you done looking at us?"

He blinked before getting a nosebleed.

"I guess not." Teased Road while moving closer to Allen's face. "Want me to wipe it off with my breasts or my ass?"

"What breasts?" Spoke Kanda with a smirk.

"Quiet. Boobzilla!" Road retorted.

"Where am I?"

"Oh. An abandoned hospital/soap house in Edo." Road smiled. "And for why we are dress like this...Well…" She uncharacteristically blushed. "It was to get you to listen."

"And you will listen beansprout." Kanda said while walking towards Allen. "Or else."

He nodded in nervousness while trying not to stare at her chest.

"Now Allen-kun." Road said. "We know for a fact that you are a bachelor. And that you have been looking at the girl...Lenalee for sometime."

He looked away with a blush as Road climbed onto the bed and straddled his waist.

"So we both agreed to do one thing." Road said as Kanda also climbed on the bed as well.

"To say that we both love you and are willing to share you, Beansprout...I mean Allen-kun." Kanda blushed.

"You're blushing!?" Cried Allen in shock.

"Of course I am! I love you for God sake!" Kanda yelled with a red face.

"So tell us, do you want to go after one girl, or two who are willing to do any of your fetishes?" Grinned Road with a husky tone.

"Even the most forbidden of fetishes." Blushed Kanda while looking at Allen with longing.

"Well…..there is one thing I've thought about…." He admitted with a blush.

"What?" Both asked with curiosity.

"Eating food off a naked girl's body." He drooled with a blush.

"...What?" They both sweatdropped. "Eating food off us."

"What's that fetish? We're not going to get turned into food for that parasite Innocence of yours Allen-kun!" Kanda blushed.

"I said eat food OFF the body, not eat a woman made of food." He sweatdropped.

"Still, why food? Why not bondage, or even fucking us while hanging upside down in a bathtub?" Kanda said while blushing.

"And here I thought I was the kinky girl here." Road said with wide eyes.

"Wow." remarked Allen staring at Kanda in surprise.

"...I'm a closet pervert ok!" She blushed. "And maybe just you fucking us then extracting our cum and placed them in each other's pussies." She pointed to Road with a now crimson blush.

"Are you sure you're not a Noah?" Road asked in surprise. "Because you act like Lulu Bell in heat."

Kanda growled before Allen blushed even more and tried stopping his nose from bleeding again.

"So Allen-kun." They said while looking at him with a blush. "What other fetishes will you try on us~"

"You sure we can't try mine?"

"...Knowing you, you would eat the food and us at the same time." They both deadpanned.

"Would not." He pouted.

"You nearly tried to eat both a cake and Akuma one time." Road said.

"And nearly ate my hand when your were trying to have some of my soba noodles."

He looked away bashfully.

"So no eating your girlfriends!" They both said blushing.

He blushed at the title before moaning as Road leaned down and started licking his neck.

"So Allen-kun~ Will you A. Do a bunny fetish, B. A bath fetish, C. Milking fetish or, D. Fucking us and giving each other the other's cum?" Road purred.

He blushed and groaned as she kept licking while asking and tried to answer. "...I..choose...D…"

"Good, I'll go first~" purred Road.

"No me!" Kanda yelled while slapping Road's ass.

"Ooh~" gasped Road before frowning. "Forget it! My plan, meaning I go first."

"...Fine but I get to grope that fat ass of yours~" Kanda purred while looking at Road's ass.

"Hmph!" Huffed Road before she started taking Allen's shirt off. "WOW! You have a cute set of abbs!"

"U-Uh, maybe we could take it slow?" He suggested.

"No. You had plenty of time yet you never gave us a second look except for that Lenalee!" Growled Road while removing her clothes and cupping her B-cups with her hands. "Now let's fuck~"

"Let's~" Kanda smiled while groping Road's ass with her hands. "A little pudgy aren't you?"

"Hey~ I'm not pudgy! But you are Boobzilla!" Road retorted while licking Allen's chest with her tongue while Kanda groped more of her ass.

Allen groaned at her tongue and reached up before grabbing Road's breast.

"Ah~ Allen-kun." She moaned. "You like my breasts?"

"Well they are pretty soft."

"HEY!" Yelled Kanda. "What about mine!"

"How would I know without grabbing them?" He asked.

"You grabbed them just a few minutes ago!" She blushed.

"Oh yeah. They're pretty firm."

"...They are not fake you baka!" She yelled while grabbing Road's ass even harder. "They are natural!"

"I never said they were fake!"

"Then why did you call them firm!" She yelled back.

"They are! What do you want me to say?" He asked in confusion. "I thought firm was good."

"So is soft and firm." She growled. "You idiot…."

"Well if you have a problem with it, just leave me and Allen-kun and I'll make all his fantasies come true." Grinned Road.

This earned Road a massive slap the the ass. "NEVER! I WILL STAY!"

"OW!" Road glared at her. "Saggy tits!"

"Cradle Robber!"

"FAT ASS!"

"NOAH GUT!"

This continued for a few seconds before Allen had enough, got up and slapped them in the ass's with his left arm.

"OW!"

"ALLEN-KUN!"

Slap! Slap! SLAP! He continued before they shut up and moaned with pleasure.

"Now Listen! I don't mind you sharing or even making you my girlfriends but if you continue this I will leave and date Miranda!

"Mean." pouted Road.

"I'm serious Road...Kanda...If you two don't stop I'll date her and Lenalee!" he said as demon horns appeared on his head.

"Fine." spoke Kanda.

"Good...But you have to promise me something." Allen said as his horns disappeared. "If I do get any of you pregnant, we must stop this war and bring peace between the two fractions."

"No promises." Spoke the both of them.

"Or I will just fuck Lenalee instead~" he teased. That made him shut up as both girls glared before he found his pants ripped off. "I was joking!"

"But we weren't!" Said Road as she moved her folds against his cock. "And we will gladly accept you and your seed."

"Same here….and Road's ass is way too big~" She purred.

Allen gulped and groaned as Road slowly slid down onto his cock.

"AH~ It hurts!" She said as her face contorted into an expression of pain as her pussy consumed Allen's cock. Her body shook while Kanda went ahead and started squeezing her breasts.

"So soft….but too small to breastfeed our children." Kanda smiled while Road moaned with pleasure. "How does his cock feel?"

"L..LIKE A SWORD!" She cried out while her hips started shaking like crazy.

"AH! Road! Take it easy!" Grunted Allen.

"I CAN'T! I'M WITH THE MAN I LOVE!" She cried out while tears fell from her face. "AND I WANTED THIS! I WANTED YOU ALLEN-KUN!"

"Oh? This Noah wants love...well." Kanda said while kissing Roads lips. "I will be your lover as well as Allen-kun."

Road smiled and resumed kissing Kanda while Allen started to thrust upwards into her.

"I -I'm about to cum!" Road cried out as Allen's sperm entered her womb. She cried out as the sperm filled her womb with some flowing out.

"It's my turn...but first." Kanda said before licking the cum off Road's pussy with her tongue. "Yum~ So salty and warm."

Road and Allen panted as Kanda pulled the Noah off Allen's cock before sending her pussy right onto it.

"AH! It hurts even more than the carrots I put in yesterday!"

"What?" Allen asked while thrusting his cock into her even harder folds.

"It's called masturbating!" She growled while moving her hips up and down.

"I know that! But why a carrot?!" He cried out in confusion.

"I WANTED TO THINK ABOUT YOUR COCK!" She blushed. "HAPPY!?"

"Wow." Allen said as he thrusted his cock even faster into her uterus. "You thought my cock was a carrot?"

"I...I just took a guess." She admitted with a bashful blush.

"Or that miss boobzilla wanted to feel your cock sooner." Road said while groping Kandas ass. "Wow. Even fatter than mine!"

"S-SHUT UP!" Spoke Kanda moving her hips faster.

"That was a compliment….super ass~" Road purred while licking her anus.

Kanda gasped while Allen went ahead and started grabbing her chest. "R-ROAD! ALLEN-KUN! S-STOP!"

Both shared a glance before grinning and groped her chest even harder while Road started pushing her tongue inside the hole.

"AH! S-STOP! PLEASE!" She moaned while her hips continued to shake. "I CAN'T HOLD IT!"

That's when both stopped and saw her look disappointed.

"Why did you stop?" She tried to calm down. "I wanted more."

"Well you did say stop, so we stopped." Grinned Allen.

"But...I want it~" She pouted. "Please!"

"Than beg." Grinned Road.

"I beg of you!" Kanda said with a look of desire. "I BEG YOU TO CONTINUE!"

Both nodded before they resumed.

"GOD! MY PUSSSY! IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!" Kanda moaned while embracing Allen in a hug. "Please impregnate me with your child~"

He groaned and slammed her back down as his sperm shot deep inside her.

"ALLEN!" She cried as the cum enter her womb as excess amounts poured from her pussy.

"Allen-kun~ Don't forget our little kinky fetish~" Road smiled while showing her pussy. "Just take out cum and place it into each others pussy with your hands~"

"Alright, both of you lay down."

They obliged as they laid on their backs. "Ready Allen-kun~" They said with a moan.

He reached out and scooped some of his sperm from both their pussies before turning his arms and putting as much as he could in their folds.

"AH~ MORE! PUT MORE INTO OUR PUSSIES~" They moaned with pleasure.

He gladly obliged and kept stuffing the sperm in them.

"OH! ALLEN-KUN! MORE! MAKE OUR WOMBS EXPLODE FROM YOUR CUM!" They moaned even louder was Allen continued to stuff their pussies with more sperm.

"Alright, I think that's all." He spoke pulling his hands back.

They smiled while holding their small bellies of cum in their hands. "Allen-kun. We love you!"

-eight months later, Allen's room-

"How you two feeling?" Asked Allen.

"So happy." Said Road while cupping her pregnant stomach.

"And perfect." Kanda smile while rubbing Roads now giant hips.

"That's a relief."

Just then the walls and door exploded revealing both the Black Order and the Noah clan.

"Shit!" Cursed Allen.

"What is going on!" Yelled Levy.

"Road! What happened!" Cried Tyki seeing her belly.

"What? I'm Allen-Kun's wife."

"Same here." Glared Kanda. "Got a problem with that you cock suckers?"

The reply was instant as both sides started drawing their weapons at each other.

"Uh, guys?" Spoke Allen.

They stopped and looked at him with a deadly glare.

"Maybe this is a good thing."

"Yea. No more fighting and well." Road smirked. "Tyki-chan here is seeing a certain clock exorcist~"

"Same with the cat and Lenalee." Kanda smiled.

Said people blushed and looked away.

"See. Even they want peace." Allen said before getting hit in the face by Road's father.

"I WILL RIP YOUR BODY TO PIECES!"

"FATHER! IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO THE OCEAN!" Yelled Road in absolute anger.

"AND I WILL HELP!" Kanda yelled as well holding her sword. "SO WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER YOU COCK SUCKING BASTARD!"

Both sides now looked confused and conflicted.

"Oh and father~" Road said while grinning like a cat.

"Yes Road?"

"We are pregnant with both seeds from Allen-kun and Kanda no mega boobs~" She smiled. "That and….you are not the godfather for these children."

Her father reeled back and fainted.

"Looks like we still have unwanted guests." Kanda said glaring at the two fractions. "And they should leave now or face OUR WRATH!"

Both sides gulped before rushing away.

"BUT NOT YOU!" Said Road pointing to a green haired golem named Fou. "You are staying here."

She nodded in fear.

"Good...Now." Road smiled. "Strip and act like a cat~"

"W-What?!"

"Do it or I will show everyone your life sized Allen doll!" Kanda said with a light glare as the golem blushed crimson.

"FINE!" Fou said while striping. "Meow?"

"Perfect. Now lick Allen-kun's face while we get some sleep." Road said as the two pregnant women walked over to the bed next to Allen and laid down. "Have fun~"

"Meow~" Said Fou while licking Allen's face.

'Not again.'