Crazy trouble with love

Kyoshi and Aang

Series: Avatar the Last Airbender

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Aang smiled as he sat next to a small pond located inside one of the relaxing areas of Ba Sing Se, just looking at the clouds with a content smile. A couple of Turtles Ducks were swimming with content as a Dragonfly landed on his head.

He didn't mind and sighed in relaxation. "This is just perfect."

'Avatar Aang!' Yelled a voice from within his being. 'I need to speak with you in the Spirit realm.'

"Avatar Kyoshi?" He spoke out loud in surprise.

'Yes It's me.. Aang.' Kyoshi said.

"Well it's great hearing from you, but why do you need me to visit the Spirit World?"

'An important matter has arisen and I need your assistance.' Kyoshi said while a crash of pots and pans could be heard. 'And hurry!'

Aang was confused, but sat with his legs crossed and put his knuckles together before closing his eyes.

As he opened them again he found himself in a house like the one from Kyoshi island, only covered in holes and littered with broken furniture.

'Thank the spirits you're here.' Kyoshi said while in some regular clothing consisting of a green and yellow dress with a pot in her hand. 'Now assist me in ridding my house of this monster.' She said pointing to the….very small Spider Scorpion that was on the chair next to the table. 'Aang...What are you laughing at!'

"I...I'm sorry! But...you want me to help you get rid of that little thing?" He chuckled.

'Yes! It's evil incarnate!' She said while trying to kill the spider scorpion, only to break the chair in the process.

"I think you're just overreacting."

'ME OVERREACT! I do not!' She said while the insect crawled on her foot, causing her to scream and jump onto Aang's arms 'AH! GET IT AWAY!'

"Ah." Aang grunted trying to hold her up. "It's….just….a bug."

'It's not a bug! It's evil! EVIL!' She said blushing at being seen at her most weakest.

"Uh, can you get off me?" He groaned trying to keep his balance.

'First you laugh now you're implying that I'm fat. The nerve of you!' She said as the insect scurried away.

He sighed as she stood back up. "It's not that, but we just have a large…..size difference."

'Right...you are rather small. For a 112 year old.'

"So was that all?" He asked.

'No. I just wanted to speak with you about that stunt you did during Sozin's comet.' She said while sitting herself on the ground. 'Now where did you learn how to energy bend?'

"Well I tried coming up with a solution to stop him without killing him, and I learned the way from a Lion Turtle."

'You learned from a Lion Turtle...a creature that hasn't been seen since Avatar Wan the first Avatar?' Kyoshi said in mix emotions. 'And you didn't kill him.'

"Of course not!" Spoke Aang. "Why would I?"

'Because it's your duty to the world. Even if you did save a single person, more will follow...and such an event is playing out now as we speak.'

"But if there's a way to stop someone from being killed, isn't that the main goal of all the avatars?"

'Yes. But this is one thing you should fear now and in future reincarnations, The Red Lotus.'

"The Red Lotus?"

'A splinter faction of the White Lotus that want to end the Avatar forever.'

"But why?" He asked in concern.

'They see you and the rest of the Avatar line as the focal point for imbalance and human need for a centralized power, under an Avatar's power, they believe.'

"But the avatar was made to balance the world!"

'And yet they see the Avatar as a threat and are willing to kill you and everyone of us to achieve it even releasing a dark spirit fouler than Koh.'

"How do you know that might happen?"

'I don't. But your...previous reincarnation mention this to all of us during the last full moon.' Kyoshi said while looking at Aang. 'And Avatar Wan says hi.'

'Hey.' said a voice from Aang's back.

"Wah!" Aang jumped and whirled around.

'Oh Raava. Good to see you again.'

'Likewise.' Said a woman with Yue's hair and dress but with blue tattoos covering her hands, legs and forehead. 'Hello Avatar Aang.'

"W-Who are you?"

'I'm the spirit of the Avatar and of light, Raava.' She said while blushing. 'And Wan's wife.'

'Don't be afraid Aang. She won't bite.' Kyoshi said trying to calm Aang down.

"I'm not, just surprised." He admitted looking at them. "But wait, how come I've never met either of you before?"

'You never asked our names or even tried to contact us.' Raava said while pouting. 'Some Avatar you are not knowing your history.'

"Well I was kinda in the middle of a war." He defended.

'Still. You really are a harsh little boy.'

'Yep. And kind of a ridiculous earthbender when he started out.' Kyoshi chuckled.

"It was the main opposite of air! I bet you had trouble learning air." He rebutted.

'Some what but I did create a tornado my first time.' She grinned.

Aang frowned and just crossed his arms.

'But that air scooter of yours was genius...wish they were invented during my time...would have saved me the time and effort getting from place to place without looking like a demonic wind monster.' She blushed in embarrassment.

'Well...I need to get going..so later!' Said Raava before disappearing into Aang's body.

'So Aang… Want some dinner?' Kyoshi asked.

"Sure."

'Good. It's Air Bison burgers tonight.' She teased while Aang looked at her in a mortified expression.

"I'm gonna be sick." He looked green and covered his mouth.

'I was joking. It's just a salad.' Kyoshi said while picking him up. 'Yep...as light as a feather.'

"Now you're just rubbing it in that I'm shorter."

'No. I'm just jealous. Just look at me! I'm a giant!' She retorted. 'A fucking giant!'

"Oh come on, be happy. At least people probably took you more serious than me."

'Not really. They just called me the 'Rackatar' and 'Giant dancing cow' before I became famous.' She said while a small cloud appears over her head.

Aang frowned as they reached the table and patted her back. "Well at least you didn't get called short stack or cue ball."

'Or large ass and Koh the wide ass.'

"Or potato head."

'Or fan for brains.'

"Or Aang the airhead."

'Or Kyoshi the cock crusher.'

Aang blushed hearing that. "Uh…..old relationships?"

'Had no relationships. I accidently stepped on a man's cock and the name stuck around.' She blushed.

"Oh, sorry to hear." He replied sitting down.

'It's fine. Besides most men back then were as arrogant as that bastard Ozai.' she replied as she went ahead and started getting dinner ready. 'Want sea cucumbers or prunes?'

"Sea cucumbers."

'Ok? But why not the sea prunes?'

"They're prunes."

'So?' She asked curiously. 'They taste good with some flying lemur blood.'

Aang grimaced and covered his mouth again.

'It's a joke Aang.' She deadpans. 'I don't eat my nation's animals.'

"Well just imagining it is already making me a little nauseous."

'Same here heck when I lived in the northern air temple, some jerks thought it would be funny to feed us air bison meat.' She growled. 'They were exiled for that.'

"Well for something like that, they deserved it."

'They were the elders of that temple that did the prank.'

"WHAT?!"

'Yep. Apparently they broke so many taboos that they were literally squished to death by a air bison's tail when they left.' She said while bringing out the salad. 'Dinner darling.' she teased.

"Oh ha ha." He chuckled.

'What? You are a darling child.'

"I'm technically a teen." He replied as they started digging in.

'Yet you are cute like a kid.' She said while taking a bite of her salad and, for a little fun, bended a rock and turned it into a mini Aang that danced around the table.

He chuckled and got an idea before forming a small ball of air and threw it at her face, making her hair blow back from the pressure.

'Aang….' she said while forming a ball of air and throwing it at Aang's face. 'This means war!'

He grinned before both started an air ball fight.

-one hour later-

'That...was...fun….' Kyoshi smiled as most of her cloths were a mess.

"Yeah." nodded Aang.

'Aang….we should visit each other more often.' She smiled.

"Yeah, this has been pretty fun."

'Yea. Better than that time I used the onagi as a mount.'

"Wait, you rode the onagi?"

'Yes? Why did you ask?'

"I tried riding it, but let's just say it was a little...too much for me."

'How so? Did you say 'come here fish lips.' Or did you just grab it?'

"Grab it."

'Oh. No rounder...you should have called him by his name, Fish lips.' Kyoshi sighed while getting up and picking Aang up bridal style.

"W-What are you doing?" He asked with a blush.

'What? I'm trying to pick you up and carry you like a child.' She bluntly said.

"Can you not? I'm not some little kid anymore."

'No. You never had a mother or sister figure so….I will fill that role for you.' She smiled.

"That's alright, really I'm fine."

'Sorry. But once I make up my mind It's stuck like tar on a fire nation chicken.'

Aang sighed. "Fine."

'Good. So any relationship issues...son?'

"Uh, like what?" He asked.

'Cheating, having an affair, pregnant with a snake bear's child?'

He blushed and sighed. "I'll talk, but can you let me down first?"

'Fine. But you have to sit on my lap ok.'

"Fine." he relented.

'Good.' She smiled while putting Aang down before sitting on a couch. 'So about those issues?'

"Well so far the relationship I'd say I'm in would be with Katara."

'And?' She asked while Aang sat down on her lap.

"Nothing's really bad about it. We're doing pretty nice actually." He smiled with a blush.

'Really? Not even a hint of cheating?' She said while rubbing Aang's head.

"Well….sometimes when we hold hands she seems distracted, but I figured she's getting use to this like I am."

'Or she is seeing Roku's great grandson, Zuko.' She said while glaring at nothing.

"What? No! Katara isn't the kind of person to go and do that!" He frowned.

'Maybe, Maybe not son...Just be careful ok...I don't want your heart to break.' Kyoshi frowned while hugging Aang closer. 'Ok, son?'

"Alright." He sighed patting her arm.

'Alright?' She said pouting. 'No alright mom? Or ok mom?'

He smiled and chuckled. "Alright mom. Better?"

'Thank you...my son.' She smiled before kissing his head. 'Now I think the world needs the Avatar at the moment, but don't worry I will see you in a week's time my son.'

"Alright, see ya around Kyoshi." He spoke standing up off her lap.

'Mom you mean.' She said with a chuckle.

He smiled while shaking his head before his form vanished.

-one month later-

'Son?' Said Kyoshi as she saw Aang appear in her home with puffy red eyes. 'What happened?'

He was just silent and walked over before sitting down while gripping his hands together.

'Son...Please talk to me.' She said while walking closer to Aang. 'I can help.'

"You were right." He sniffled.

'Oh...I'm sorry son.' Kyoshi said while hugging Aang with her arms.

"I found her….and Zuko...kissing."

'At least you didn't find them naked.' She chuckled slightly while kissing Aang's head. 'Don't worry son, Mom is here for you.'

"I thought she liked me, but seeing those two hug while kissing….it was just too much to stand."

'Son….maybe she wasn't the right one...maybe someone else is your soulmate.'

"Right now, I don't want to even think about another girl."

'That would not do! If you attempt that then your soul will break.' She said while picking Aang up...again.

"I just said I didn't want to focus on seeing anyone else right now. What did you think I meant?"

'...becoming a dark Avatar.' She said while walking towards her room.

"A what?"

'A being that causes destruction and chaos while using his own body as a weapon.' Kyoshi said while hugging Aang closer. 'I don't want you to become that monster.'

"I'm just….down. I feel like just curling up in a ball and sleeping for days."

'...I never told anyone this but...I too had my heartbroken by someone I loved.' Kyoshi said while looking down. 'He said that we would marry, but he cheated on me before the wedding….I was so angry that I caused the Fire Nation to shrink in size from a large continent to a small chain of islands…' She started to cry as Aang looked shocked.

"It hurt that bad?"

'Yes...And I regretted it to this day…' she sniffled while placing Aang on the bed. 'You just rest and try to relax.'

"Bu-"

'No buts, rest my son.' She said while laying down next to him. 'Good night...my little Aang.'

He smiled and closed his eyes.

-next morning-

'Uhm…..Aang…' Kyoshi muttered in her sleep as she hugged Aang like a pillow.

Said avatar was still sleeping, but cuddled against her with a smile.

'Aang….Son….' She said while waking up and blushing a little from the position she was placing him in. 'Son...There is a Viper Bat on your head.'

"AHHH!" He jumped up and scrambled out of the bed while swiping at his head.

'Good morning Son.' She laughed. 'So how was the pillow?'

"Uh, pillow?"

'Oh...Just you used me as a soft pillow.' She half lied.

"Oh." he blushed.

'And you were like a little badgermole.' She said while getting up. 'Oh, has anyone metal bended yet?'

"My friend Toph has."

'Finally! I thought my lost art was truly lost!' Kyoshi said while smiling.

"Don't tell me, you managed to metalbend?"

'A little. I could only bend armor and swords into fancy sculptures.' Kyoshi blushed in embarrassment. 'So what is this new metalbender capable of? Bending cities? Turning prison bars into weapons?'

"Not sure about those, but she has managed to bend metal into an armor and some minor stuff."

'...A couple spirits of some Fire Nation soldiers said that a child with pale eyes bended an entire 'airship' or something like that.'

"They're right, that's her."

'Damn it. She's better then me!' She said while a small rain cloud appeared over her head again. 'Where was she when I was alive….'

"Well look on the bright side, now your art can continue to live on."

'True...So can I meet with this girl sometime, son?' Kyoshi said with a pair of cat mouse eyes. 'Please?'

"Well maybe, but she might be a little busy."

'Busy? With what?'

"Helping the earth nation with a police force I think."

'This won't end well….' She facepalmed. 'Damn Dai Lee….'

"Actually, I saw some of her training, and I think it's gonna work."

'Fine, but if anyone uses metalbending to take over the world...I will come from the spirit realm and destroy them.' She glared like a pissed off dragon.

"Easy easy." He spoke waving his arms.

'What? I just know something like that will happen with your next reincarnation.' She said while calming down. 'And you know….I wonder if that Toph girl likes you by chance?'

"Right now, I don't wanna even look at another girl." He sighed.

'Not even me?' She spoke while walking towards the bathroom...with Aang in her hands.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

'Washing your back. Why is that a problem?'

"B-But I can take a bath on my own!" He stuttered out with a blush.

'Sorry. But a mother's duty is to care for their children...like you my son.' She smiled while getting the water ready with a few leg stances, aka bending. 'And in you go.' She said dropping Aang into the water which froze his legs and arms. 'Feeling relaxed son?'

"I-I-It's C-C-COLD!" He cried out shivering.

'Really? I felt the same way when my first waterbending teacher decided to freeze me in a block of ice for a few days...She was a dark spirit in human form.' She shivered at the memory.

Aang shivered and focused before breaking the ice and stood up. "WHY DID YOU TRY TO FREEZE ME!?"

'It was either that or foggy swamp style.' She said while taking her clothes off.

Aang blushed and saw her bare body underneath the clothes.

'So. Ready for your bath son?' She said while bending the water into a rather large lake inside the room, while creating air bubbles for both of them.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

'Giving you my famous eel hound bathing technique.' She chuckled while swimming over and rubbing Aang's back with her body. 'Feels good?'

Aang blushed feeling her breasts and noticed how soft they felt.

'Son? Your face….It's redder than Angi.' Kyoshi said while making sure that Aang's body was completely cleaned off from the stench of the physical realm.

"D-Do you have to use your body?"

'Yes. And don't worry son. I never did this to anyone but my most trusted friends...which was only my waterbending teacher, Kyu.'

He gulped as she started rubbing her breasts against his own chest very closely.

'Son….Is it true you hated me for nearly getting you boiled alive that one time?' She said while looking into his eyes.

"Of course not!" He spoke without hesitation.

'Or when I told you to kill the firelord? Or even when I tried to send you into that pit of viper bats?' She said while making a small joke at the last bit, not that Aang knew.

"No, you were just doing what you thought was the best way to handle him, but I don't hate you for that."

'Good. And here I thought you hated me for that...Oh remember when I possessed you while you wore my clothing?' Kyoshi asked while blushing slightly at the memory.

"Uh, yeah?" He replied in confusion.

'Well..There was an old tradition in my village that says that anyone who wears a unmarried woman's garments…..well…' She started to blush.

"What?"

'Are….married….to said woman…' Now she was so flustered that the water dissipated back into puddles of water. 'Sorry for not telling you son….'

"Wait...you mean…..we're both…."

'Yes….Married. And nothing can change that since the village spirits, Wan Shi Tong, governs and created that law.' She blushed.

"Aw man." He sighed.

'Agreed...but maybe this is a blessing?' Kyoshi said while picking up Aang. 'Since Wan Shi Tong is my….well….earthbending teacher...and godfather….'

"Wait! How can an owl spirit earthbend?" He asked in confusion.

'He has a human form...and he's an owl dragon spirit.' She said before asking. 'Did you piss him off or something?'

"A little."

'...A little. Because his entire library is back in the spirit world and he will not let ANY human spirits in at all, not even me!'

"Well you failed to mention the whole marriage thing, especially when I made it clear I didn't want to worry about another relationship!"

'Aang…..You know how to break someone's heart.' Kyoshi glared before dropping him on the ground and walking away. 'Now leave.'

He blinked before frowning and stood up. "Fine."

'And Aang…..when you get that mind cleared, you can return, but until then…' She started bending a pillar of stone dragons at Aang. 'DON'T COME BACK YOU STUPID BOY!'

He turned his back to her before vanishing.

'...Aang…..why do you let that girl affect your mind so much…' Kyoshi said while a small tear fell from her face.

-Four months later-

Aang was walking back from a meeting with some people who were moving to the earth kingdom and let out a sigh.

'Aang.' Said Roku in distress. 'Avatar Kyoshi is about to do the unthinkable!'

"What's that?"

'She is about to enter Koh's lair and let him take her face.'

"What!" He exclaimed. "But why?"

'I don't know but she will soon enter Koh's domain. You must stop her Aang!'

"Can't you or any of the others stop her?"

'No. We all tried but she refused and continued to the face stealer's' lair only muttering your name.'

Aang quickly sat down and took his stance before closing his eyes. When he opened them again he was in an area between the regular spirit world and Koh's domain. He looked around and saw Kyoshi, covered in rags and dirt with despair written across her face, walking towards the dead tree while muttering, 'Aang...Aang….Aang…'

Aang got into a stance and brought his hands to his chest, causing the earth under her to shift and pull her towards him.

'Aang….why….My son….my….husband...Why…' she said in a monotone voice while looking at Aang like a puppet that lost it's will to live.

"Kyoshi? Kyoshi snap out of it." He tried shaking her.

'Aang...I..loved..you..yet you let the past consume your sight...I loved you Aang like a mother and a lover...but...you tossed me aside like trash...maybe Koh will give me...a merciful death…' She cried while looking at Aang like he wasn't there at all.

"What! Kyoshi snap out of it! You're stronger than this." He spoke shaking her harder. "Listen and we can talk about this."

'Aang...I can't live without you...my love...I'm just nothing but a useless woman...a substitute for Katara…' she cried.

He stared at her with wide eyes and gripped her shoulders. "Stop that! You're not some substitute, you're your own person! You're great and special in your own ways!"

'...But not in Aang's heart…' She said while bending the rocks and creating a sculpture of Aang. 'He is my only love...but he will never love me…'

Aang frowned and gritted his teeth.

'I'm...nothing….and Koh will have my face...and I will die with the memories in my heart...Aang...I love you…' She sniffled before turning away and using her bending to move towards the tree.

"NO!" Aang started bending the earth and grabbed her legs before reeling her back farther and made a large wall in between them and the tree.

'I must...go...Aang will only love Katara...not me...a freak of nature…'

"Quit saying that!" He yelled walking over to her. "Look, I admit, I was angry because it hurt too much and I wasn't ready to marry, but I'm not gonna let you throw your life away."

'...go away, spirits of my broken heart...leave me to die...and stop tormenting me in the shape of my love.'

Aang frowned and walked up before grabbing her cheeks and pressed their lips together.

'...A...A..a..ng…..'She said as her body started to heal, in both mind and body. '...You came back?'

"Well I'm still nervous about being married, but if you really do love me, maybe we can try and see if it works out."

Kyoshi stood still before hugging Aang tightly. 'My love! Thank you!'

"AH!" He gasped from the tight hug. "Too...tight…"

'Sorry. I just wanted to make sure you weren't another illusion.' She blushed before kissing Aang's lips. 'And I do love you….my little Aang.'

He blushed and laughed as she started kissing his face and neck. "Stop! That tickles!"

'Never~ You are mine and I will kiss you like a Sea Serpent in heat.' She said before picking him up and earthbending to the east. 'Now….let's meet….our children's grandpa.'

He blushed as she didn't loosen her grip on him.

-Wan Shi Tong's library, Inner library-

'Shi Shi!' Said Kyoshi while jumping into the building from a nearby window with Aang still in her hands. 'I brought someone!'

"Kyoshi, I made it clear no one was allowed in here." Said a man with an oriental robe and some kind of owl mask.

'But Shi Shi! I brought my husband!' Kyoshi said holding a nervous Aang. 'Meet my husband, Avatar Aang!'

This caused the man to look furious at Aang for various reasons, including stealing information from his collection, using said knowledge for war, bringing a buffoon into his library that caused him to return his precious library back to the spirit world and now….becoming his god daughter's husband. Blood was about to be spilt this day.

Aang gulped as he could tell the man was scowling at him through the mask.

'Shi Shi! Stop it! Aang was not the cause of you hating humans! Heck you hated the wrong kinds of humans! You even started hating me your own GODDAUGHTER!' She growled.

"All they do is misuse my knowledge!"

'I never misused your knowledge, Roku never did, neither has Aang! Heck If you keep this up then Vaatu will use you to destroy both worlds!' She glared back. 'So either calm down and allow humans to read you vast knowledge or stay here and let the world become ignorant of the history that you hord like a common Rat Snake!'

Aang was silent and let them handle this as it all became silent.

'Well. Wan Shi Tong.' Glared the Former Avatar. 'What will it be? Forgiveness or rotting away like the books in your keep.'

He stood there before turning his back. "Fine, but if it happens ONE more time, I'll make sure no human can read them and slaughter any that come by."

'Good. But if you do that...I will send these to Yue.' She smiled while holding a few scrolls with love letters in them to the new moon spirit, a mile long one at that. 'And I know for a fact that she will castrate you if she ever reads these~'

The man frowned and walked over before taking them back and glared at Aang. "Tell me boy, did you force her into this?"

'Shi Shi! He never did that!'

"I was asking him." He frowned before facing Aang. "Answer my question."

"Of course not! Heck I just saved Kyoshi from taking her life!"

"Care to explain?" He turned to Kyoshi.

'...Well….I kind of got so depressed that I….Wanted Koh to steal my face.' She sweated.

"WHAT!?"

'Yes. I wanted to let Koh steal my face since Aang unintentionally broke my heart, from a recent betrayal from his first love...like me remember? And the whole turning the fire nation into a chain of islands….'

He leaned in towards Aang. "Is. That. True?"

"Y-yes But I was nervous! And I just saw Katara kissing another man! I didn't know she would commit this stunt!" Aang said while looking back at the Owl Dragon spirit.

'And Shi Shi….He wore my clothes….' Kyoshi said while blushing. 'But he only did that so a village with a vendetta against me didn't boil him alive...even if I...nearly got him killed in the process.'

"So you two really are stuck together."

Both nodded while Wan Shi Tong stared at them from behind his mask.

'Leave them alone Wan Shi.' Said a man with long black hair and a red robe, from behind the owl dragon spirit.

'A-Avatar Wan!' Kyoshi said before bowing.

'Oh? So this is my current reincarnation?' Wan said walking over to Aang. 'Kind of small to be an Avatar.'

Aang frowned at the remark.

'What? Just saying plus I was a weakling before meeting the Lion Turtles and my beautiful wife, Raava.'

'Aang. Show some respect! This is your first life!' Kyoshi said before earthbending him to the ground...on his face.

"Ow." he groaned.

'Sorry!'

'Just like me when I first met Raava...Only I accidently separated her from Vaatu and almost ended the world.' Wan blushed in embarrassment as he rubbed the back of his head.

"You did that?" Asked Aang in shock.

'Yep….I nearly destroyed the world...Good thing for the convergence and becoming the first Avatar...even if I caused spirits to remain her for eternity for protection...and getting stabbed in the heart by an arrow...ow.' Wan said while clutching his heart. 'Anyway. I think both me and Raava agree that you two can marry.'

'Thank you.' Bowed Kyoshi.

'No need to be so formal.' Wan said before turning to Wan Shi Tong. 'What about you,Wan Shi?'

'Shi Shi?' Kyoshi asked looking at her godfather with hope.

"Fine."

'Fine what? Do you want me to get Raava out here?' Wan smiled falsely.

Wan Shi panicked and shook his head.

'Now finish that sentence or I will get Raava out here and she is still pissed off about not letting me in here.'

"Fine, I'll let them get together with no fuss from me."

'Good...oh and get rid of that disguise...it's annoying.'

Wan Shi Tong Sighed before revealing….a very female face.

'Shi Shi! YOU'RE A FEMALE!' Kyoshi said in shock.

'Yep. Wan Shi Tong is a female and well...embarrassed about her looks.' Wan laughed.

Said woman looked away with a blush.

'See. heck she had a small crush on a younger Roku before he married.' Wan chucked as the woman got pissed off at that remark.

"Wait? If Roku is Zuko's great grandfather…." Aang said with a grin.

'Then Shi Shi should help us with something important.' Said an equally smiling Kyoshi.

"What?"

'Shi Shi. Since this whole mess of me neary committing face suicide started with that water bender Katara and your crushes descendant...Why not steal Zuko away and make him yours.'

"Hmm, not a bad idea."

'And you can even have revenge of her for hitting you with water and for nearly sending your god daughter to her death by making him your lover while also becoming the first librarian queen of the nation that destroyed your collection of fire nation history." Aang said with a devilish grin on his face.

"I like it."

'So Aang is not going to get eaten? And you are going to let him enjoy the library...godmother Shi Shi?' Kyoshi smiled while Wan looked interested.

'And maybe allowing us to help as well? It would be fun scaring the girl with a monster made out of flames and oil.' Wan chuckled.

"So we have a deal? Lady Wan Shi Tong?" Aang bowed before the woman.

"Deal."

"Thank you Lady Wan Shi Tong...or should I say, Honored Mother in law?" Aang asked.

'Or just Shi Shi?' Kyoshi chuckled while planning their big revenge scheme.

-One year later-

Well...a year passed and a very massive change in the world occurred. For one, a mysterious woman garbed in red appeared one day and well...exposed Katara as a 'traitor to the throne' while also marrying the Fire Lord after a few months of dating. As for Katara, She was exiled to a remote island near an island without any water, and from stories told by passing sailors, a scream of 'AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME!' followed by a flash of red and black lights coming for the island every evening and every morning. As for Aang and Kyoshi….Well.

-Air temple outside Republic city-

'Aang! Lunch is ready!'

"Coming!"

'Oh and mind the..' Crash! 'Wall…' Kyoshi said while sitting herself down next to the prepared table of cooked fish crabs and salad.

"Ow."

'Aang….What have I told you about using your air shooter in the house?'

"Not to?"

'Yes. Especially after accidently hitting your new reincarnation yesterday.'

Funny thing about dating a spirit/marrying one, when they finally fuck like Rabbitroos they remain in the human world even if their next reincarnation is alive, well they still have their powers and abilities but they are no longer Avatars in a sense and they will still remain about 20 to 30 years of age for eternity. Not that the two mind.

"Hey guys!" Said a voice coming from outside the kitchen window at high speeds before landing onto the floor, leaving a small impact crater.

'Korra. Again? What is with you and trying to steal your girlfriend's bras?'

"Hey, Asami gets a laugh chasing me and it's just harmless play."

'Until you get punched by one of those mechanical monstrosities and land face first on our house.' Kyoshi deadpanned.

"I can take it."

'Yea. And you said that when you faced that Amon guy and look what happened...you nearly lost your bending to a bloodbender!' She glared while Aang comforted her while also glaring at the name of that hypocrite.

Korra frowned and crossed her arms.

'Oh and Korra...Some guy named...Mako is at the door...in a pit trap while his brother Bolin and my mother's daughter, Azula the second are watching with some… 'popcorn' while holding hands.' She said while in mama platypus bear mode for her niece.

"Well they have been dating."

'Who? The earth and fire bender or the failed copy of Zuko?' She said while chuckling slightly at the small joke she made.

"Bolin and Azula."

'Oh good...So I don't have to turn that product of 'emoness' into a lava sculpture.' She smiled while her arua remained the same dark color.

"No need to get angry, I just stopped by for eats."

Both looked at her with a 'serious' expression.

"What?"

'You always stop by for some 'eats' yet you consume everything in the kitchen. I'm surprised you aren't the size of a Komodo Rhino or a Hippo Cow by now.' Kyoshi said while looking at Korra's figure.

"Hey! I burn it off through training." She fumed.

'Like the time you decided to eat an entire factory of cheese and came out looking like a balloon?' She chuckled. 'And you didn't want to train for a week during that time.'

She frowned while Kyoshi turned to Aang.

'Aang...I have something important to say.' She said while blushing.

"What is it?"

'...I...I...m…' She stuttered while trying to stay calm. 'I'm...pregnant.'

Aang and Korra looked at her in shock.

'Yes...I'm pregnant...with triplets…' Kyoshi blushed while the other two looked at her and hugged her.

"That's great!" Smiled Aang.

'Really!' Kyoshi blushed while Korra smiled and...groped her ass. 'Hey!'

"And you said I was getting big."

'...Korra….get you hands of my ass or I will waterbend ice cream down your mouth!' She growled.

"Sheesh, just joking." She pulled her hand away.

'But I wasn't…'She said before bending some of the ice cream in the fridge and creating two orb around the now glaring woman. 'Now….Run!'

"Yipe!" Korra turn and started running.

'GET BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE AN AVATAR!' She yelled while chasing the water tribe girl across the house.

Aang shook his head with a smile.

"Hey...Uncle Aang?" Said a young teen with formal fire nation robe and a pair of glasses that covered her eyes, but not the dark birthmark circles around her eyes. "Can Bolin and I ask you something important?"

"What is it?"

"Can we marry?" Asked Bolin while kissing Azula on the lips causing her to blush and reveal her owl like wings that covered her body like a cape.

"Well as long as you stay pure until you're married, I don't mind."

They stayed silent while blushing.

"But ask your aunt just to be sure."

"...Well…." Azula said blushing. "We did ...you know….before marriage."

'WHAT!!' Yelled Kyoshi as she stopped her pursuit of Korra and looked in anger at the two. 'YOU FUCKED BEFORE MARRIAGE!'

Both gulped and nodded in fear.

'Oh Korra dear...I will stop attacking you with ice cream if you help me 'discipline' my niece and your friend here.' Kyoshi smiled darkly causing the couple to gulp in absolute fear.

"Sounds fair."

'Good. You take Bolin and I will take Azula.' She said as the two started advancing at the couple.

"W-Wait! Aunty! Don't please!" Azula begged on deaf ears. "Don't do this!"

'Sorry, but this is what I feel on sex before marriage.'

"Korra! Stop! I'm your bro! Stop!" Bolin said in fear.

"If I don't do this, she'll punish me instead. Nothing personal."

'Now….' Kyoshi smiled while bending some of the ice cream while walking towards Azula. 'Punishment time~'

"AHHH!" They screamed as another day for the Avatars came and went as the cycle of life continued.