Lauren and Joey stared at Peter, "No, he said I kicked him!" Joey turned to her "She kissed me Peter, I told you she weren't right for you!" Lauren stumbled towards Peter "I am more than right for you" Peter stare at her "Oh so that's why you kiss my best mate? Because you are right for me?" he replied angrily "Peter-" he shook his head and walked passed them. Joey stared at Lauren and shook his head before storming out the door, Lauren stared in both directions sadly.
Lauren opened her eyes slowly and sat up she stared at the bed next to her and noticed a closed suitcase "Is someone going somewhere?" she asked groggily "Yeah...you!" replied Peter moving the suitcase closer to the door "You've got 15 minutes to get out of here" he continued not making eye contact with her "Peter please! Please hear me out!" she begged "No! Joey told me he knew girls like you and I told him you weren't like that! Well you just stomped and jumped all over my theory!" he yelled "Please just give me five minutes!"Peter rolled his eyes and sat on his computer chair "Talk" he demanded "I know it's no excuse but I didn't know what was going on last night but I promise that is the one and only time I will do that to you" she began "Lauren i don't know if I believe you...I knew you liked him!" he yelled "I don't like him!...Peter I hate him!" Peter stared confused "So do you kiss everyone you hate?" Lauren stared sadly "I am so sorry and I promise I will never do anything like that again!" Peter stared "I'm going to have to get you to sign one of those non cheating contracts" Lauren stared at him and smiled "You forgive me?" Peter nodded his head "But only if you do one thing for me" Lauren stared "I'll do whatever you want...what is it?" she smiled "Oh i think you know what it is" smiled Peter nearing her slowly "I might have an idea" she smiled grabbing him on top of her and kissing him "This is exactly what I wanted" he smiled in between kisses, he began kissing her neck when the door opened "Oh god!" Joey yelled in horror "Come in... join us Joey!" Lauren replied sarcastically as Peter climbed off the bed "Peter Beale the most gullible man in the United Kingdom" Joey retorted "Mate I'm not in the mood of this i'm late for class" he replied walking out the door.
Awkward tense silence filled the apartment as Joey and Lauren glared at one another "You must have the power of manipulation!"he reported after a while "I did not manipulate him I spoke with him" she replied "Oh yeah some speech what was it? I'm sorry Peter now let's sleep together before class?" Lauren scoffed "You totally have the wrong impression of me! But you're too shallow and conceited so i'm not even going to bother correcting you" Joey stood up and faced her "I'm conceited? I'm shallow?" Lauren moved towards the edge of the bed "At least you admit it!" she replied "Are you just full of sarcasm and booze?" he yelled "Well it's better than being full of myself!" Joey moved closer to her "Peter might be gullible but i'm not...I know you're just playing him" he reported "Oh and you know everything?" she yelled "Yeah I do! It's all part of knowledge something you clearly know nothing about!" he answered "I may have left college but I am smart" she argued "Really because the smart girls I know don't drink themselves into oblivion and are actually doing something with their lives!" Lauren stared "That's all you see me as? A worthless alcoholic? How about you get to know me before you make assumptions!" she shouted "I would but you don't seem to have a personality!" he retorted "I am so tempted to slap you again!" she replied moving towards him "Do what you must but let me reassure you I will make sure you and Peter are finished by the end of the week" he whispered "Why? You want me all to yourself?" she asked "Don't make me laugh" he answered "Glad to hear the feeling's mutual!" she replied.
A while later Peter returned home it had been one hour since Lauren and Joey had their argument, Peter stared around "I swear you can cut this tension with a knife!" he replied closing the door behind him "I'm glad both of you are here though" he smiled "Yeah well Joey's moving out isn't he?" replied Lauren "Wait Joey what?" asked a confused Peter "I really tried to stay here, I tried to tolerate her but I can't!" he yelled "Joey look I know she's a handful but she's my handful-" Joey shook his head "no more pep talks mate, i'm done!" Peter stared at both of them " I have to go to Oxford tomorrow" Lauren stared "Wait why?" Peter smiled "I'm not sure... they want to see me tomorrow at 10 so I have to leave tonight...I'll be back in 2 days" he smiled "Well enjoy being alone booze head" began Joey walking out the door. "No! I need you here Joey!" Peter yelled after him "Fine then, i'll go home for 2 days!" replied Lauren "Fine by me" Joey smiled. Lauren glared at him as she walked out the door, Peter sighed and went after her "Can't you stay?" he begged "I'm not staying with him...I will kill him, it's in everyone's best interest to keep me away from him" Peter nodded in agreement Lauren walked back to him and kissed him "Bye Lauren!" called Joey. Lauren glared at him again before walking away. Peter walked back into his room "I'm glad she's gone" Joey smiled, Peter shook his head and quickly packed his clothes into a suitcase "See ya mate" he smiled walking out the door "Bye". Joey smiled and looked around he spotted Lauren's jacket and stared at it sadly, clearly he didn't miss her...or did he?