Crazy trouble with love

Female Cardin and Jaune

Series: RWBY

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-Beacon Academy, homeroom-

"Almost got it." Jaune muttered while carefully handling a vile of Dust next to a bottle of air Dust.

"Jaune, remind me again what this does?" asked Ruby who was his partner for this experiment.

"Oh." Jaune said while continuing his experiment. "This is going to revolutionize the world."

"How?"

"By turning Grimms into regular animals, without the negative aura around them they will turn back into a more calmer animal form." He chuckled.

"Since when did you become such a big time scientist?"

"Since Weiss started drilling me with all this Dust technicalities." He moaned. "She's a demon with studying."

"I know the feeling, she made sure I was ready for today or she'd put me on a no sweets diet." moaned Ruby.

"I kind of agree with her on that." Jaune chuckled. "We can't have my best friend getting fat can we?"

"I burn off all that stuff with my speed." she huffed.

"With your Semblance." He deadpanned. "That doesn't count."

"Yes it does!"

"Not really."

"Hey cookie brat and Jona!" Said a very familiar voice from in front of the two.

"Cardin." they groaned.

"Have you been getting fatter Reddy?" He grinned. "And Jona…..what are you doing?"

"Working on the assignment, what else?"

"On getting your girlfriend slimmer?" He laughed.

"We're not dating." Ruby rolled her eyes. "We're friends."

"Yea and Yang is a flat chested."

"Wow, you must have gone blind." snickered Jaune with Ruby giggling.

"I have not!" He huffed. "At least I'm not a pathetic Faunus sympathiser."

"At least we treat them like people." frowned Jaune.

"What? Those things just think they are superior to humans because of their ears and stupid powers." He growled with anger. "WELL THEY'RE JUST DUMB BEASTS!"

"No they're not!" Jaune walked over and stared Cardin in the eyes. "They're more humane than you are!"

"YOU BASTARD FAUNUS LOVER!" Cardin yelled before rushing at him, only to fall into the Dust concoction. He stumbled back and wiped at his face. "Gah! Stupid stuff!"

"Mister Winchester!" Spoke Glynda with a glare. "Detention for the next month for those racist remarks. But first, go to the washroom and tried to wash your face off. Last thing we need is someone losing an eye."

"Grrr." muttered Cardin as he walked out of the class to the nearby bathroom.

"Stupid Cardin." Jaune grumbled while looking at his experiment. "It's ruined."

"Mister Arc, due to Mister Winchester causing a disruption to it, I'll allow you and Miss Rose to try again tomorrow." spoke Glynda.

"Thank you miss Glynda/Glyndy." both said while Ruby laughed at the joke she made.

With Cardin he made sure his face was free of all the goo and wiped his face with the nearby towel.

"Stupid Jona and his idiot remarks." He muttered while walking out of the bathroom and headed to his team's room. "Me, a lesser human, AH!"

He saw it was getting dark out and plopped down on his bed. "Yea….stupid Jaune and his beliefs." He chuckled. "I'll only believe that when I become a Faunus, like that'll ever happen."

With that he went to sleep not knowing of tomorrow's life changing events that will occur.

-morning-

Cardin slowly opened his eyes and carefully sat up in the bed. 'Why does my chest feel so heavy? Must be some fat, need to exercise later.'

He brought his legs over the side and slowly stood up. 'Ok...why are my toes so stiff?' He thought as he entered the bathroom. 'One hot shower coming up.'

But as he passed by the mirror, he stopped with wide eyes. "Why is there a Faunus in the room!?" He growled before charging at the mirror, and breaking it. "FUCK!"

"Cardin! What's wrong!" called Russell who heard the sound. "Who are you?"

"Are you blind? It's me."

"Why do you have Cardin's armor?" he asked with a glare.

"It's mine you idiot!" He yelled in anger while...his ears flapped down in anger.

"But your a girl….a lowly Faunus girl at that." Russell glared.

"I'm not some girl you idiot!"

"Yes you are you fucking bull Faunus!" He yelled while turning at him with anger. "GET OUT OF HERE YOU SUBSPECIES!"

Cardin growled and walked up before grabbing Russell by his shirt. "Keep saying that and I'll break your jaw."

"TYPICAL FAUNUS, SUPERIOR TO YOUR BETTERS AND YOU ARE JUST PROPERTY TO US HUMANS!" Russell yelled back.

At this point the other two woke up to see what was going on.

"A Faunus!"

"A subspecies, here!"

Cardin growled and saw them getting their weapons out. "FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A FAUNUS! IT'S ME CARDIN!"

This fell on deaf ears as they ran at him with the intent to 'tame' the Faunus. Aka beat him up until near death.

Cardin held Russell up and threw the male at them, knocking all of them down easy.

"Wow I never thought I was that strong." Cardin said before walking out of the room, only for Jaune, Ruby, Blake and Velvet to pass by. "Hey Reddy, Jona, smutty, and carrot top!"

"Oh? Who are you?" asked Ruby.

"...It's me, Cardin, the most handsome man in this school." He glared.

"No, you act and look similar to him, but you're a chick."

"No I don't!"

"Look, if you hit your head, go to the bathroom and wash your face." suggested Blake.

"Shut up Faunus!" He yelled.

"You are a Faunus." spoke Jaune with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm not!" He glared before stomping off and pushing Velvet to the ground.

"Hey!" frowned Ruby as she helped Velvet on her feet. "What's with that girl?"

"No idea." Jaune said. "But she is kind of cute...in a strange horny way." he joked.

"Wow, not even Yang would make that joke." sweatdropped Blake.

"Well….Stop being so catty and let's hop to class." He joked.

"Stop….just stop." groaned Ruby as they walked away.

"Ok….red riding hood." Jaune laughed while catching up.

'Even worst.' groaned the girls inside.

"Wait! Didn't that Faunus just go into the boy's bathroom?" Velvet asked.

"Must have really hit her head, HARD." spoke Blake.

"Or she is a he?" Ruby joked.

"Ok….stop rubying around the bush." Jaune joked.

-in the restroom-

"I'm not a girl or a Faunus!" He yelled while washing his face. "Seriously I'm not one and I'm not….AAHHHHH!"

Cardin's eyes widened as he looked in the mirror. He was now a female version of himself with buffalo ears and horns. 'He' backed away and saw that his chest was now WAY over the normal cup size, that being a OO-cup.

"AAAAAHHHHHH I'M A FAUNUS GIRL!" She ran at top speed into a random class, Jaune's class to be exact. This lead to her crashing into the table Jaune and Ruby were using. "Ow…..my face."

"Are you ok?" Ruby asked while trying to avoid a horn that was inches away from her shoulder.

"No! I'm a fucking girl!" She yelled. "And a Faunus to boot!"

"Well yeah, we know that."

"I'M A HUMAN MAN YOU STUPID FAUNUS SYMPATHISER!" She yelled while shaking Jaune around like a rag doll.

"AHHH! STOP SHAKING ME!" he cried out.

"NOT UNTIL YOU FIX THIS YOU BASTARD!" She growled while shaking him. "YOU AND THAT EXPERIMENT DID THIS TO ME YOU HANDSOME BASTARD….WHAT!" She blushed while throwing Jaune across the room into Yang's chest.

"Jaune….." Yang growled. "Watch those hands!"

He jumped back in fear while Cardin felt her face heat up.

"GAH!" She yelled while charging a few students as her face turned as red as a Matador's cape. "WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

The students duck and ran as Cardin went on a rampage all over the classroom.

"...Ruby." Jaune said with fear in his eyes. "I think you should run...fast!"

Cardin turned and grew angrier seeing Ruby's hood. "I HATE RED!"

"RUN RUBY RUN!" Her friends yelled to the leader of RWBY in desperation, especially Yang.

Said girl turned and bolted as Cardin started running after her.

-halls-

""I WILL GOUGE YOU!" The flustered and rage consumed Cardin yelled as she chased Ruby.

"Can't you learn to enjoy red!" she called back.

"NO! YOU ARE MY RIVAL!" She yelled while getting even more flustered. "AND I WILL GOUGE YOU!"

"Rival in what!" at this point she ran into the cafeteria and ducked under a table.

"LOVE YOU RED BITCH!" She yelled while causing a mess in the room and causing a few injuries to some students.

"Love?" Ruby muttered while she kept crawling under the table.

"WHERE ARE YOU! I WILL TURN THIS PLACE RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!" Cardin bellowed while breaking a few tables with her arms.

"CALM DOWN!" yelled Yang who ran in and tackled Cardin.

"GET OFF ME FLAT CHEST!" yelled Cardin trying to shake Yang off her back. "GET OFF OR I WILL POP THOSE PADS OF YOURS!"

"These are natural!" Yang pulled back and firmly planted her feet on the floor before picking Cardin up.

"YOU CHILD OF A WHORE! GET OFF ME SO I CAN KILL MY RIVAL!" She yelled while struggling to get free.

Yang scowled at the comment before running at a wall and slammed Cardin face first into it. "NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOM!"

"Ow….what happened and why is there a wall in my face?" Cardin asked before falling out of the wall impression and landed on Jaune. "Soft land…ugh."

"Ow." groaned Jaune from the weight.

"Jaune….love...rival still…" She said before falling unconscious.

"We might need to talk to a certain doctor." spoke Ruby.

-Oobleck's office-

"Ugh….what happened?" Cardin asked while waking up on a table with straps over her. "What is this?!"

"Just something to keep you from endangering yourself and others." spoke Oobleck sipping from his cup.

"What?" She asked confused as Ruby walked up from a chair next to the doctor and poked her boob. "HEY!"

"Miss Rose! Resist any poking on Mis..s Winchester. At least until I figure out what has happened."

"Aw."

"So soft." Said Weiss from behind Ruby as she also poked Cardin's breast. "Damn I wish I had those."

Cardin growled and started struggling in her binds.

"Um Cardin?" Jaune asked while walking closer to her. "Are you ok?"

"Yeah, why?" she asked with a frown.

"Well...you did get a little...horny." He chuckled.

"Good one Vomit boy!" Yang laughed.

"No, no it wasn't." spoke Ruby with Oobleck nodding his head in agreement.

"It was not funny." Weiss frowned while looking to her own breasts.

"I thought it was good." Cardin smiled a little.

"Regardless, you need to hold still while I draw some blood." spoke Oobleck picking up a needle.

"NO!" Cardin yelled in fear. "I DON'T WANT THAT FAUNUS CONTROLLER IN MY BLOOD!"

"What are you talking about Miss Winchester?" asked the professor.

"THOSE MASKED FAUNUS USED THEM TO CONTROL THE POPULATION! IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!"

"Mister Arc, Miss Rose, Miss Schnee, help restrain her." ordered Oobleck.

"Yes professor." They replied.

-one restraint later-

"MUMUMU!" Said a now gagged Cardin.

"I said restrain, not gag." sweatdropped Oobleck.

"What? It worked." Yang grinned. "And she does have bigger tits than…..me…." 'FUCK!'

Oobleck sighed before carefully inserting the needle in Cardin's arm and drew some blood into the container.

"MUMUMUU!" She muffled in fear while holding her free arm around Jaune.

"Too...tight…." he groaned as the professor took the needle out.

"Mumumu….." Cardin muttered while looking at Jaune with tears. "Mumu."

"Alright, I'll be right back to look over this sample, make sure she doesn't break free unless I give the word." Oobleck turned and walked away.

"...mumu." She muffled while her eyes pointed down to her stomach.

"I think she is trying to say something." Ruby said. "Ooh! Charades!"

"Mumu!"

"Timmy is stuck in a well?" Weiss asked.

"MUMUMU!"

"Your armor's too tight? Well that's the price for a big chest." gloated Yang.

She glared at Yang before continuing. "MUMU MUMU!"

"Um…..you need a horn job?" Ruby asked.

"MUMU! MUMU MU!"

"You like smut?" Blake asked from a chair in the back corner of the office.

"MUMUMUMUMU MU!"

"You need to go to the bathroom and want me to help you get there?" Jaune asked with a blush.

"UMUM MU!" She said with an eye nod.

"Sorry, you'll just have to hold it." spoke Ruby.

Cardin looked down before squirming around like a worm.

"Maybe we should let her go." spoke Jaune.

Cardin blushed while squirming faster.

"Fine." relented Weiss as they started undoing the straps.

"MUMU!" She muffled before grabbing Jaune and bolting into the nearest bathroom.

"Uh, you should be fine by yourself!" he cried out with a blush. "Plus you can take the gag out."

"Mumu?" She said while walking into a stall with Jaune still in her hand. "Mumu Mu?"

"Cardin, you can stop saying that."

"Mu?" She looked confused while she started taking off her pants and sitting on the toilet. "Mu…" She took of the gag. "Sit."

"Yes, you are." he sweatdrop.

"No. You sit on my lap you idiot." She huffed. "I like...something to do when in the bathroom."

"I'll pass." he turned and started walking away.

"DON'T GO!" She yelled while Jaune stopped. "Just sit on my lap and I will….stop being a racist bastard."

"I can't! It...it's just weird." he blushed.

"It's not! Now having a pair of horns is weird, but sitting on my lap is not...plus I want to give you a back rub." She blushed. "Just don't tell anyone this!"

"You sure I can't just leave?"

"And allow my former teammates to beat me?" She frowned.

"Wait, what do you mean?"

"They attacked me for my current appearance and called me the same things I said to...everyone here...it was...a wake up call long overdue." Cardin sniffled while holding Jaune's arm. "I'm sorry...Jaune."

'Wow, seeing his, her, face like that...makes me wanna keep her safe.'

"Jaune….I ….I have something to tell you…" She blushed. "Just don't panic or laugh."

"What is it? And didn't you have to go to the bathroom?"

"...right." She blushed. "Just hold on and I will tell you."

"Fine."

-two minutes later-

Flush.

"Ah…" Cardin sighed before blushing. "Right the thing….um….I…..I…."

Jaune waited while leaning against the sink counter.

"I….LOVED YOU JAUNE! EVEN WHEN I WAS MALE!" She blushed while breaking a nearby stall with her foot.

Jaune's eyes widened and his jaw dropped in disbelief.

"Jaune?" She said in concern while slapping him. "Are you shocked or disgusted?"

"Uh…..wha…...who…...duh…."

"JAUNE!" She yelled while slapping him harder. "YOU ASSHOLE! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"Uh…...shocked beyond belief."

"Not disgusted?" She said in disbelief. "But-"

"But what?"

"I'm a bastard that hurt you, your friends, and I'm a Faunus hater….ex Faunus hater...doesn't that make you sick or repulsed?"

"Personally from what you just said and everything that's happened, I think you already had enough crap happening to you today."

"...you cute fool." She blushed before kissing him. "You are a knight, and I'm just a barbarian…"

He blushed harder at the kiss.

"You know….maybe being a Faunus is a good thing, I have better boobs and a cute face right Jauney?" She smiled while hugging him gently. "Right?"

"Uh, yeah, but I'm sure Professor Oobleck will have you back to normal in no time."

"NO!" She yelled back. "I WANT THIS BODY!"

Jaune reeled back from the volume.

"Please." She frowned. "I want to stay like this….as your girlfriend."

"G-G-Girlfriend!?"

"Yes! I love you so why not date, Jauney?" She smiled while pressing her breasts against his chest. "Please~"

He blushed crimson red and couldn't form a sentence.

"Please my handsome Matador~"

"Uh, maybe we should head back first." he suggested.

"Fine." She huffed. "But you have to make it up to me by reserving a fancy restaurant for us."

"I'll try and see what I can do."

"Thank you my handsome knight." She smiled while holding his hand. "Ready my Matador?"

"Uh, sure."

"...no nickname?" She pouted.

"Ok um...horny?" He suggested.

"Really?" she gave him a deadpanned look.

"Sorry. Um….Carida?"

"Hmm, I like it."

"Ok, horny Carida." He smiled. 'I can't believe I actually said that to someone who tormented me since the start of the year.'

"Jaune…..I might have been a tormenter...but I'm turning over a new leaf and becoming an activist for human/Faunus equality, all for you Jauney." She smiled while they walked back to the office.

When they got back they saw Oobleck walk out with a grim expression.

"What's wrong?" They both asked while holding hands.

"I'm afraid the concoction that changed Winchester is irreversible."

Cardin jumped up and down with happiness before stopping and kissing Jaune on the lips. Which caused the girls and Oobleck to look at them in shock.

'This might take a while to get use to.' thought all of them.