Crazy trouble with love
Astrid and Hiccup part 2
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It had been nine months after their blood heir left for the new world. On this night the villagers waited outside the healer's hut, some in anticipation others in excitement and few in resentment.
"Man, looks like she really went and got herself knocked up." remarked Ruffnut.
"I'm so nervous," Fishlegs paced. "I'm about to become a godfather."
"Wonder if it's gonna be a boy or girl." spoke Tuffnut.
"You now what happens if it's a girl, Tuff. I win the Thorston challenge." Ruffnut shickered.
"Who cares, if it's a boy or girl it still a bastard." Snotlout glared.
The others glared before the chief stepped up beside him and smacked his nephew's head. "That's my Grandchild you're speaking of, and your future chief!"
"Ow! Sorry!" spoke Snotlout in fear while rubbing his head.
Inside, Astrid was breathing fast with the healers trying to keep her cool and calm. Her father held her hand while her mother wiped off the sweat from her brow.
"Just take it easy dear." spoke her mother while rubbing her back.
you're doing fine Astrid." the healer spoke "Just push and mind your breathing."
"I'm trying!" spoke Astrid with a frown before crying out as another contraction came over her.
"Damn that Hiccup to Niflheim." her father growled. "If I ever see him, I'll make sure a dragon's might is nothing compared to mine."
"Dad!" Astrid key out a grunt. "When Hiccup returns you will not lay a hand on him!"
"Don't worry about your father, just worry about yourself." spoke her mother trying to keep her daughter calm and not get riled up.
"I can see the head crowning, just keep it up Astrid." The healer said.
Astrid took a few more deep breaths before biting her lip and continued to try and push. It hurt so bad, but she was still of Hofferson blood, her mother didn't scream giving birth to her and she wouldn't scream either. 'I can do THIS!' she grunted.
"Oh! Keep it up, the head's almost out!" spoke the healer.
'If only Hiccup were here for this.' none on the island but her knew of the real reason the father of her child left, everyone believed he had left for the new world to explore it, but the truth was much more complicated than that.
"Keep going! You're just about there!"
"Come on Astrid push!" her mother spoke.
"You're almost there!" encouraged her father.
She pushed with all her might until her child left her body and an ear piercing scream filled the hut.
"It's a boy!" cheered the healer.
"With quit a set of lung." Astrid's father covered his ears.
Astrid slowly stopped and panted while feeling relief as she watched healers make sure the baby was clean and healthy. The new mother smiled and was about to relax when another contraction hit and she screamed in surprise.
"Oh dear!" The healer handed the baby to the baby to its grandmother and rushed back to Astrid. "There's another head!"
"Twins!" the whole Hofferson family at present exclaimed.
"OH THOR!" screamed Astrid gritting her teeth as she felt the pain rack her body.
Stoick came in and looked at them. "What happened!"
"She's having twins!" called the healer.
"Twins!" called a hand full of people from outside.
"Ahhh!" groaned Astrid squeezing her father's hand harder while trying to use what little strength she had left.
Soon the other child left its mother, but it cried softer than it's brother.
"This one is a girl." the healer smiled.
"Congratulations Astrid." smiled her mother.
"Now I know….why they call it labor." said girl joked.
"You did a fine job." smiled her father.
Afterwards the girl was cleaned and handed to Astrid while Stoick took the boy. "Have you thought of names, Astrid?"
"A little bit, but I never would have thought I'd need to at once." she panted. "For the Boy… Finn."
"Finn?"
"After uncle Finn." she said was a saddened look.
Her parents looked down at the loss of the man.
"And…. The girl?" asked the chief asked her as he looked at the other infant.
"Maybe… Hella." Astrid spoke.
"Hella, a beautiful name." smiled her mother.
"That it is." Stoick took Finn to the door. "Vikings of Berk, I present the future chief!"
The crowd cheered while the young child opened its eyes and giggled at all the faces.
"Damn." Snotlout sneered.
"Aw." smiled Fishlegs. "So cute."
"So… call it a tie?" Ruffnut shrugged in question.
"Eh, Sounds good to me." said Tuff.
Astrid shook her head at the display and laid back.
'Hiccup, you better come back, if only to meet your kids.'
(Four years later)
Astrid smiled as she finished sewing up a hole in the small vest and set it on her lap. "Finn! Come down here!"
"Comin' mom!" called a young boy in a blue long sleeve tunic, dark brown pants and black boots, he had his mother's blue eyes as well as her blonde hair.
"I got that hole fixed up for you." she smiled holding it out.
"Sweet!" he ran to his mother and accepted the vest. "You rock mom!"
"Just try to keep anymore holes from popping up."
"Can't make a promise I may not be able to keep!" he said and slipped it on while running for the door. "See ya mom!"
"Hold it!" Astrid stood up.
"What is it?" he asked looking at her in confusion.
"You know the rules if you leave the house, you have to take your sister with you."
"Aww, but mom!"
"No buts, I don't want her to be as socially awkward as your father was." Astrid said and looked to the wall.
Finn sighed. "Fine, I'll take her."
"Hella, Finn's going to take you with him, come on down!"
"Okay mom!" called a girl's voice as soft footsteps came down. "Do I really have to go out? I don't fit in with anyone." the girl had a brown tunic with dark blue pants and matching boots. She had her mother's eyes, but with dark brown hair that hung down her back.
"Hella, you know I want you and your brother to make friends when you're this young." Astrid walked up to her. "You're going to meet your dad any day now and I want you to at least have a few friends."
"You keep saying that." Finn looked at the ground. "But where is he?"
"You two were conceived on this week. He'll be here before you know it from his time traveling the western world."
"You promise?" asked Hella.
"It's not a promise for me to keep." Astrid said to her daughter.. "But I know he'll be back."
"Sure." Finn rolled his eyes. "Come on Hella, I'm meeting my friends at the beach."
"Coming!" she ran over and hugged Astrid. "Bye mom see you later!"
She smiled at them as she waved. When the door closed she frowned. "Where are you, Hiccup?"
Finn walked through the village kicking a rock as his sister followed him. 'Be here any day? Yeah right.'
"Dog pile!" A voice shouted before Finn was tackled by a another boy. "Getting too slow Finn!"
"Oh, you're asking for it now Horst." Finn chuckled and the two started rolling around trying to pin the other.
Hella watched and giggled at how fun it looked.
Finn managed to pin Horst down and bend back his leg. "Tap out!"
"Ah! Alright alright!" Horst tapped the ground.
"Booyah! Another win for the future Chief of berk." he boasted standing up with a grin.
"I'll get you one of these days." Horst smiled sitting up. His eyes were stone grey and his hair was a messy mop of platinum blonde.
"Keep dreaming." Finn smirked and dusted himself off.
"Let's head to the beach, Vali's probably waiting for us." Horst spoke
"That's where we were heading to."
The children walked off to the sandy shores of Berk where another boy sat in a rock wearing all black with long black hair. "Took you guys long enough." he said with a lack of interest.
"Nice to see you too Vali." greeted Finn. "So how's Berk's favorite orphan holding up?"
"Go stick a crab down your britches."
"I'll take that as a good."
Vali had dark circles under his eyes and an emotionless look as he gazed at the sea. "So I'm guessing you guys wanna talk about joining dragon training when we're older?"
"Big time. I plan to be the first to have the honor of killing a dragon after I get in." grinned Horst.
"After me." Finn pointed a thumb at himself.
"Completely unlikely." remarked Vali. "You're all blind to something that's right in front of your faces, the dragon raids. People say they slowed down over the the last half decade, but the truth is they stopped, completely."
"Heh, nothing but rumors I say. Just wait, they'll come by any day and I'll be ready." grinned Finn.
"The weirdest part is that they stopped after your father left," Vali pointed to the twins.
"Really?" asked Hella in surprise.
Vali was one of the smartest of their group, almost scary smart.
"It's an odd coincidence….." Vali sighed and laid back on his rock. "I wish I was a Dragon."
"Why?" Finn asked looking at him with a glare
"So they'd put me out of my misery, life is nothing but a one way path to pain and misery, why live when we're just going to die?"
"You can't look at it like that, life's meant to live and do whatever you want." spoke Horst.
"Whatever." Vali rolled on his side.
"Remind me again why we come out here late in the afternoon?" Horst asked.
"That." Finn pointed at the sun. "When the sun sets it's the end of another chapter in our lives, and that much closer to our destinies."
"Boring." drawled Vali.
Back with Astrid, she had to fetch water from the well. She lowered the bucket down while hoping everything was alright with her kids.
"Hey Astrid," Snotlout walked up with his ever so cocky attitude. "How's your week been?"
"Just fine." she replied in a cool and even tone while trying not to scoff.
"Hiccups scheduled to come back soon right?" he asked leaning on the well.
"Yes, why are you so curious?" she asked crossing her arms.
"Just making sure I have the correct date to start helping with the funeral."
"Last time I checked Snotlout, Hiccup stayed more true to promises compared to you who tried to always weasel out when you lost."
"He has until tomorrow, right? Well when he's officially declared dead it'll be one less thing to worry about and one less threat to my chances at chief."
"Like I said, he'll keep his promise. Also you're forgetting me and my son, your cousin, are next in line if he doesn't come home"
"Yeah, and I suppose we're all supposed to listen to a little kid and his mommy, right?" smirked Snotlout.
"No, I have a feeling he will be around for a while longer." Astrid pointed behind the arrogant man.
A large hand fell on Snotlout's shoulder and squeezed.
"Ow!" cried Snotlout turning his head as his eyes widened. "Stoick! Hey nice afternoon huh?"
"Boy, how many times have I told you to stop bothering Astrid and stop speaking ill of my grandson?"
"Uh, to knock it off or else?" he squeaked.
"Exactly, and by this time tomorrow my son will return and your chances at the chiefdom drop to zero."
"That's what I keep telling him, but he doesn't listen." spoke Astrid.
Snotlout broke free and looked back to them. "You know, you two are just as delusional as my dad says!" he shouted and ran off.
"When Hiccup comes back, I can't wait to see Snotlout's expression." grinned Stoick.
Astrid however was beginning to have doubts. "I know I kept up a confident face, but what if he doesn't come back?"
"Astrid don't think like that, he will come back and he will be greeted with open arms. Or a fist to the face as far as your father is concerned."
"I hope so."
The kids watched as the sun was just about to touch the sea.
"Well, another chapter ends with another opening tomorrow." smiled Finn.
"You been hangin' out with your God father too much." Horst laughed.
"So what? He's cool, in his own way."
"Sure." chuckled Horst rolling his eyes.
Vali only glanced and went back to his pout while Hella smiled at the sunset.
'The sky looks so pretty when it's red.' the girl thought but soon noticed something on the horizon. "Hey, what's that?"
"Huh?" Horst looked out. "Some kinda dot."
"Your a dope." Vali said to Horst. "Finn, you got good eyes, take a look."
Finn held his hands over his eyes and squinted his eyes. "I see….wings, with a long tail I think it's a sand wraith or maybe a Wooly Howl…..It's heading for the island!" he stepped back.
"We have to warn the village!" cried Hella in concern.
The twins and Horst ran as fast as they could. Vali rolled his eyes and decided to get along for the heck of it.
"Everyone! Danger!" cried Hella. "A Dragon is heading for the island!"
"What?" Gobber came walking over. "What do you mean a dragons? Those raids stopped years ago."
"No not dragons, dragon as in just one and it's heading for us!"
"Oh no. Dragon! Prepare yourselves! Dragon!" called Gobber running one way to alert the people.
"Kids!" Stoick called and came running up.
"Grandpa!"
"Is it true? Is there a dragon coming?"
"I saw it with my own eyes, it's either a Wooly Howl or a Sand Wraith." Finn told his grandfather.
"Then we need to prepare for a fight. You kids take shelter and let us handle it." he ordered.
"Aw man." Finn groaned. He and the others ran over to Gobber's shop while watching as everyone got things ready.
"I see it!" Ruffnut called looking at the sky. "It's landing near raven's point."
"Chief," Fishlegs walked up "if we all go after it, it might fly away, we need a select team to stealthily go after it."
"Hmm, good idea. Go get Astrid, we might need her on this."
Finn opened the shop door and looked around before tiptoeing out.
"Finn, get back here." Hella spoke softly.
"No way, I want to see this fight for myself." he replied. "You guys stay if you want. I'm gonna see mom and grandpa in action. That dragon is so toast."
"Finn!" called Hella out as her brother ran off. "Oh moms gonna have fit." she ran after her brother.
"Should we go after them?" Horst questioned.
"There is a possibility we could die…." Vali pushed open the door and followed the twins.
"Well, can't let Finn get one up on me." shrugged Horst before following.
"Snotlout, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, fishlegs, Gobber, and Astrid," Stoick counted off. We're going after what will most likely be a dangerous beast. We need to kill this dragon before someone gets hurt, or worse.
"Awesome, I call the head!" called Tuffnut.
"Wait until we kill it first, Numbnut." his sister spoke. "And I already called it."
Astrid didn't feel right taking a dragon's life, not after what Hiccup showed her.
"Let's get goin' before it flies away." Gobber took the lead as they walked for the forest. None suspected that they were being followed by the children.
"I can't wait, our first real look at a fight with a wild dragon." grinned Finn.
"This is a bad idea." Hella whispered while they walked quietly.
The adults trekked through the forests looking left and right for whatever dragon dared to set claw on their island.
Horst stepped on a twig making it snap under pressure.
"Wait!" spoke Astrid looking around.
The kids ducked, knowing that they were about to be caught.
"I know this area." Astrid said. "I've been here before."
"Really?" asked Stoick.
"Yeah, there should be a cove down that way."
"And when exactly were you here?" Snotlout questioned
"If you must know, it's where Hiccup got me pregnant." she shot back.
"Ew!" the kids spoke together quietly.
"Probably makes you feel all warm and cozy right?" joked Ruffnut.
"More like hot, he knew how to please a girl." Astrid smirked at Snotlout.
"I'm gonna be sick." Horst whispered covering his mouth.
"How do you think I feel? That's my mom. I don't wanna think about her and my dad being all lovey dovey." Finn stuck out his tongue.
"Wanna recount it in every detail?" asked Ruffnut who just loved seeing Snotlout get pissed off.
"Maybe later. I don't wanna make Snotnose feel insecure, but I will say this, he may not have been the most ferocious fighter …. But he was an animal in bed."
This got looks from all the men.
"Ok, now you're going to tell me EVERYTHING." grinned Ruffnut. "After we get done of course."
"What does your mom mean by that?" asked Vali in a whisper to Finn.
"I'd rather not find out, okay? thank you."
They kept on trekking deeper into the spot.
"The cove should be right around here." said Astrid, the group followed. She pushed aside a branch from a shrub and let them look around at the cove from above.
"Yeah, I can see someone getting in the mood here." Ruffnut Stated. "Not me of course, but-"
"Ssh, I hear something." spoke Astrid.
They looked into the cove and saw a figure walk in. They seemed covered in furs for clothes with a mask with strange markings and feathers that made it hard to see their face.
"A featherhead?" Fishlegs looked with shock and intrigue. While the kid moved around for a better look.
"A what?" spoke Tuffnut who looked lost.
"They're the natives of the new world in the west. The place Hiccup left for five years ago?"
"Oh right, knew I was forgetting something."
"But what is it doing here?" Stoick glared down at the strange visitor.
"Obviously Hiccup pissed them off, and now they're coming for us, this one's obviously a scout." Snotlout spoke up. "They probably killed him and ate his innards for supper or something."
Hella nearly gasped hearing that but covered her mouth.
"I'm sorry for your loss." Vali said to the young twins.
"No way, I never really thought he would come back, but he couldn't have died like that." spoke Finn with disbelief.
"Shut it." hissed Astrid elbowing the male.
"Ow!"
The figure grabbed a bag from behind a rock and pulled out what the could only assume was so kind of drum. They saw them sit with their legs crossed and began beating out a rhythm.
"Whoever it is they got a good beat." Tuffnut said with a smile.
"Be alert, who knows how they'll fight, and we need to keep an eye out for the dragon." whispered Stoick.
"I'll take the featherhead." Snotlout said before running out.
"Snotlout no!"
"Hey, freak!" he shouted and jumped from the ledge.
They turned and spotted Snotlout.
"You picked the wrong tribe to mess with." he grinned holding his mace out.
The Featherhead dropped the drum and reached into the bag again and pulled out a hatchet and club.
"Ha! Look at his weapons, these guys really are savages." Snotlout called out to the others making the feather head look up.
"You just gave away our position you dolt!" Gobber berated.
"So what? There's only one of them and I can take him down without even trying."
The featherhead reeled it's arm back and tossed its hatchet.
"Look out!" Stoick warned.
"Woah!" Snotlout moved to the ground as the hatchet whirled by and stuck into the ground. He turned to glare but was met with a club to the face. "AH!"
"Oooh." the children winced.
The featherhead struck again and again then slammed it in Snotlout's gut.
Said male groaned with each hit and dropped to the ground in a lot of pain. "Okay…. for a savage…. he's a pretty decent fighter!"
"That looks like it hurt." snickered Ruffnut.
The featherhead quickly retrieved their hatchet and ran back for the bag.
"Get him!" Stoick orders.
"We're on it." the older twin jumped out and ran after the Featherhead as he reached into the bag and pulled out a bola and tangling Ruff's left leg to Tuff's right one sending them to the ground.
Featherhead turned to Fishlegs who looked too nervous to get any closer. He quickly raised his fists making the large man screamed and run into the stone wall of the cove.
The kids winced while Finn faced Astrid shook her head.
The featherhead straightened his posture and looked at Fishlegs then to the others.
"Well that was embarrassing." Gobber said to Stoick.
"Tell me about it."
The featherhead pulled out a spear and held it at the ready.
Astrid held her axe at the ready and slowly approached them. She raised her weapon and swung.
The featherhead brought the shaft of the spear under the blade. With a twist their weapons were out of there hands and the featherhead grabbed her holding her arms to her sides.
"Astrid!" Stoick cried.
"Mom." the young twins gasped.
"This is bringing back any memories, right Astrid?"
"What?" she looked at him confused before her eyes widened. "No way, it's you!"
He let her go and laughed. "Of course. I told you I'd be back, didn't I?" he grabbed the helmet and took it off. His face was shown to be more defined and hard around the jaw with all the baby fat gone with the signs of a beard clear as day. "Did you miss me?"
"Of course I did you big lug." she smiled with tears in her eyes before she held his cheeks and pressed her lips against his.
"Uh... I'm confused." Horst spoke.
"Hey dad, long time no see." the man called to Stoick.
"Hiccup….HICCUP!" the large man smiled as he ran up and pulled his son into a bone crushing hug "It's good to see ya my boy."
"Yeah… great to be back… Dad…" Hiccup grunted. "Can't….breathe….need….air….."
"No…way." Ruffnut blinked.
"Hiccup is a featherhead?" Tuffnut tilted his head. "Does this mean he's a traitor?"
Stoick put his son down and looked him over. "Son, what are ya doing dressed like one of those featherheads."
"Well when in Rome, do like the Romans. I made the outfit so I wouldn't scare them as much."
"What were they like?" asked Astrid.
"Later, right now I wanna know, did you… I mean did get you…. Oh man how do I say this?" he rubbed his head.
"Pregnant? Yes you did Hiccup." she said jabbing him. "And you have quite the surprise waiting for you when we get back."
Vali and Horst looked at each other then to the twins and gave a nod before pushing them over the edge and sent them screaming down to the water with a splash.
Everyone turned to see the twins come out and shake themselves from the water.
Hella sputtered while wiping the water from her eyes. "Horst!"
"Not cool Vali!" Finn coughed.
"Kids! What are you doing here?" spoke Astrid with a stern tone.
"Well apparently we're going for a swim." Finn quipped. He shut up though seeing his mother's glare and felt like crawling under a rock.
"You are in big trouble Finn Haddock, you too Hella."
Both kids groaned while Hiccup took a moment to look over their familiar traits.
"Wait…. Are they both-"
"Yup, ours." spoke Astrid with a smile at seeing his stunned expression.
"Wha…..I…..you….Freya above." Hiccup ran his fingers through his hair.
"Plus there's two more on the way." Astrid grinned with the lie.
"WHAT!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Oh boy." Hiccup looked ready to pass out.
"I'm just kidding!" laughed Astrid holding her stomach. "But seeing your face was worth it! Kids, come meet your dad."
Finn and Hella stepped out of the pond and slowly walked over to Hiccup.
He gulped and knelt down to meet their height. "Wow, I was expecting only one, but this is certainly unexpected."
"A...Are you really our dad?" asked Hella with hope in her tone.
"Unless you mom's been with someone else, which I doubt, then... yes."
The little girl smiled before running up and hugging him.
The extra weight threw him I'd balance. "Woah, Going down!" he fell backward and gave a chuckle before returning the hug and patted her back.
"I was so worried you'd never come back!" spoke Hella with a smile and tears of joy.
"Heh, yeah me too, half the time."
"Finn, go give your dad a hug." spoke Astrid seeing her son not move any closer.
The boy looked at him then looked to the ground with his fists clenched before running away.
"Finn!" Astrid called out.
"Well… can't say I didn't see that coming." said Hiccup holding his daughter in his arm.
Astrid sighed. "I was hoping he'd be more happy than angry."
"We better go after after him before that dragon finds him." Stoick spoke.
"Oh, no need to worry. That was just Toothless."
"Uh… say what now?" Gobber questioned.
"Astrid never told you?"
"About what?" Stoick questioned with narrowed eyes.
"I'll explain later." Hiccup said while putting Hella down. "You all just head back to the village and I'll look for him."
"Try the beach, he tends to go there when he's a little angry or sad." suggested Astrid.
"I'm coming too," Hella grabbed her father's fur clothing.
"Alright, you can come, the rest of you be ready to meet a trusted friend of mine." he nodded with a smile before walking the way his son ran.
"I think Finn and I are gonna get along alot better." Vali spoke.
Horst frowned before we cut back to the son of Hiccup. The dusk was over taking the land and the boy huddled on the rock Vali was sitting on.
"Hmph, he shows up and somehow I'm suppose to be happy? Yeah right." he frowned.
"Hey." Hiccup walked up next to the rock. "What's up kiddo?"
"Nothing." frowned Finn keeping his back to Hiccup.
"Finn-" the boys twin was about to speak when Hiccup stopped her.
"I can already guess you're mad, and you have every right to." spoke Hiccup. "But I had my reasons for leaving, aside from the exploration of the New World."
"Yeah, and leaving us alone." frowned Finn.
"You…, weren't even a thought until after your mother found us."
"Us?" the two spoke
"Yeah," Hiccup scratched his head. "I didn't leave alone. At first I was running away to protect a friend I made, my only friend. Then you mother found us and after we, talked, I realized that there would be consequences to me leaving, like our cousin Snotlout becoming chief if I didn't come back."
"Bleh, that's just scary." grimace Finn.
"I know," Hiccup chuckled. "So your mother agreed to bear a child of Haddock blood to prevent that from happening, and the result was you and your sister."
Finn kept his back to Hiccup.
"You probably hate me, which I can understand, but what you mom did was for the good of the tribe. Although that's no excuse for me not being there."
"You're right, it's not." frowned Finn.
"...what if I take you to meet this friend of mine, he might look scary but he's really just a pussycat."
"Fine." sighed Finn getting off the rock. "I have a few words for him that mom would tan my hide for saying, but I'll take my chances."
"Alright, just follow me." Hiccup turned and started walking across the sand.
They walked through the forest until Hiccup looked around in confusion. "Where'd he go? I told him to wait around here."
"Who? Some kind of fake friend you made up just to make me come out here?" he asked crossing his arms.
"Hang on this'll bring him to us." their father said cupping his hands around his mouth and made a strange call. "Give him a sec."
"What was that?" Finn Questioned.
"Just calling him."
Just as his son was about to speak, the kids heard a growl and froze up. They both slowly turned and their eyes widened as Toothless walked through the brush.
"There you are." Hiccup walked past the kids. "I told you to wait here, not hide out to try and scare someone." he rubbed the dragon's head. "Kids meet my best friend Toothless."
"A….a dragon?" spoke Hella in slight fear and confusion.
"A Night Fury to be accurate."
"And it's…..your friend!?" asked Finn in disbelief.
"...yeah, loyal to the end too. I can't count the number of times he saved my sorry hide."
"But aren't dragons the enemy?" asked Hella. "I know they haven't raided us in years but everyone says they're monsters."
"Not everyone." spoke Astrid walking out from behind the trees.
"Mom." spoke Finn in surprise.
"Yep you two aren't the only one who can sneak around. I've been following the whole time."
"But, how did you become friends with him?" Hella asked her father while pointing to Toothless.
"Simple, by not being a lunkhead like everyone else." he said to them while wrapping his arm around Astrid. "Like how your mom use to be."
"Hey." she slapped his chest. "I changed mister."
"Yeah, but I'm guessing some things are the same right?" He said wiggling his eyebrows.
She blushed and slapped his chest harder. "Not in front of the kids, wait till later." she kissed his cheek.
"Aw, gross!" Finn looked away.
"Ew!" smiled Hella while covering her eyes, but peaked between her fingers.
Toothless moved closer and sniffed the little girl. She gulped nervously and stood still as she shook. "W-What's he doing daddy?"
That one word made both parents hearts flutter.
"It's okay he's just getting to know you." her father told her. "Just reach out you hand and then turn your head away."
Hella seemed hesitant, but listened and held out her trembling hand before turned her head while closing her eyes.
Finn was about to walk up when his mother gestured for him to stay back. He reluctant obeyed.
Toothless sniffed the outstretched hand before moving closer and pressed his snout against it.
Hella's breath hitched in surprise but turned to look at the dragon. He calmly let out a low purr in his throat like a cat and his eyes were far from lifeless like everyone said they were.
"That's my girl." Hiccup spoke then looked to Astrid. "You have no idea how long I wanted to say that."
"I can imagine." smirked the woman leaning into him.
"Congrats Hella, you've taken the first step to becoming a dragon rider."
"Really?" she asked feeling a little more at ease.
"The bond between dragon and rider is about trust, and you demonstrated that you can be trusted." Hiccup nodded, "Glad to see you took after me in some good ways." he then turned to his son. "Wanna give it a try kiddo or are you gonna let your sister have all the glory?"
"I can handle it." he spoke putting out his chest and walking over before holding his hand out and turned his head.
Toothless tilted his head feeling confused, but the boy looked harmless enough. So he pressed His snout to the hand.
"S-See?" grinned Finn nervously. "Not a problem."
"Well, you're a little rough around the edges, but I think we can blame your mom's side of the family for that." That got him another slap to the chest, but harder. "Ow, kidding! Geez. Anyway what's the word on the dragon raids?"
"It's weird, they stopped years ago, about around the same time you left." Astrid spoke.
"Oh good, I figured that would happen after the queen died." Hiccup said looking at Toothless.
"Wait, queen?" spoke Astrid with wide eyes and curiosity.
"Yeah. I learned there are a lot more to dragons then meets the eye." he spoke with a frown. "the reason the raided us was…. No this is something everyone needs to here. I may have to alter the story a bit but it's for the best at the moment."
"What about him?" asked Hella who rubbed Toothless' head gently.
"In time we'll tell everyone about him but for now he has to stay hidden. I think I should find another hiding place since others know about the cove now."
"Yeah, sorry about that." Astrid rubbed her arm. "We thought we were looking for a wild Sand Wraith or Wooly Howl."
Toothless huffed, feeling insulted.
"Well they are similar but still different. I'll be right back, go on ahead."
"You heard him kids, let's go." spoke Astrid as Hiccup got on Toothless' back and they watched as the two took off.
Later everyone was in the hall was a buzz with the news of Hiccup's return to Berk and while many were shocked he survived, others were excited to hear the stories he had to tell.
Soon Astrid and her kids entered the hall with everyone turning to them.
"Astrid!" her father called as he stormed over. "Where is he! Where is that son of a serpent!"
"Dad, just calm down. Hiccup will be here just a sec, and please don't kill him."
"Oh I won't' kill him, but I am gonna make him wish he was dead!"
"Gramps are you drunk angry or regular angry? I can never tell." Finn Questioned.
"Regular angry Finn."
"Okay, now I know you're not irrational. Like on mom's last birthday, I think we all remember that disaster especially when grandma made you sleep on the couch for the next fortnight."
"Please don't remind me."
At a table Snotlout furiously tore into his food.
"What's the matter? Pissed off?" chuckled Tuffnut.
"I would be too if my chances at the Chiefdom went straight in the outhouse." Ruffnut added.
"Shut it you two." he growled. "I'm angry because Useless beat me in a fight!"
"Well he did seem different." remarked Tuffnut.
"But at least it's not as bad as Fishlegs freaking out and K. himself." the female twin chortled
Snotlout bit into his food with more anger to try and ignore the twins.
"This is a great day gobber." Stoick smiled happily.
"I'll say, now I got my number one help back." joked the blacksmith.
The doors opened and Hiccup walked in with his mask back on. Everyone was confused while others were on edge with their weapons ready.
"Well it's nice to see things haven't changed much while I was gone." he said and pulled off the mask. "Hey everyone, miss me?"
The people sighed in relief and relaxed.
"I'll take that as a yes." he chuckled.
"Okay that mask is just plain weird." Ruffnut spoke out.
"I based the design off the head dresses of the chiefs of the New world. The mask was to hide my face. Most of them have darker skin tone so one look at my face and they wig out."
"What are they like? Are they savages that go around chopping heads off for fun?" asked Tuffnut.
"Not really, although some tribes just cut off the scalps as some kind prize, with the hair still attached."
"That sounds awesome." spoke Ruffnut.
"Yeah well try nearly being on the receiving end. As for savages, they're primitive, but they have great respect for their land and heritage. The foods not half bad either."
"What's the weather like?"
"Well it varies, the further north you go the longer the winters, but to the south nothing but blazing hot sun and little water. I almost died of dehydration down there."
"Sounds boring." remarked Tuffnut.
"Peaceful is the word I'd use. Although I can't not laugh whenever I think about what they consider a war cry."
"What is it?"
"It's hard to describe some have different cry, but one I find hard not to laugh at is where they scream at a high pitch."
"Like Fishlegs?" asked Ruffnut.
"Yeah something like that." Hiccup replied. "No offence, Fishlegs."
"None taken."
"Oh! And there was this one tribe that actually carved their village in a mountain."
"Ok, now that's hardcore." grinned Ruffnut.
"Do they all dress like that?" Fishlegs questioned.
"No, not exactly. This one tribe had cloths that only covered the legs, nothing on top."
"Wow, wonder if I should visit the ladies there." chuckled Tuffnut.
"It's only the men Tuff." Hiccup replied.
"Oh." he deflated. "There goes my new dream now."
"How long did it take you to get there?" Spitelout questioned in suspicion.
"It felt like forever, the crew I joined made me scout ahead each day. On more than one occasion they threatened to kill me if I didn't come back with good news. Most were on the journey for the prospect of gold and riches, others sought to claim it even if it meant killing the natives."
"Now that's going too far." spoke Gobber.
"Which is why…. I had to kill the crew first." Hiccup said clearly.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"Yeah, after a few days of not digging up any riches they assumed the natives got to them first, but there never was any gold or gems to begin with, the people were just a humble tribe that thrives off the earth's bounty. When the crew wouldn't listen to reason I did what I had to, and slit their throats in the night. No one would have missed them anyway." he spoke in a hard tone that showed it was tough for him just to get the words out. "Most were just drunks with delusions of grandeur, none of them were anything special, no families, no great titles, no power, and nothing to lose."
"Woah." spoke the twins in surprise.
"After I looted their belongings I burned their bodies and asked the natives to dismantle the ship to use as they saw fit…. I was on my own from that point and had to depend on my wits to survive."
"So you were stuck there for the other years?" asked Fishlegs.
"I traveled, made friends as well as enemies, learned a few helpful tricks, but I never lost track of time. I made my way back on a makeshift boat and rationed my food stock, unfortunately my craft sank off shore so I had to swim to another island, I swear I still have water in my ears."
"And it took you going from island to island before getting back here?"
"Well no, I met up with an old friend I made after I left. With a little ingenuity I made it here with a day to spare."
"That's quite the tale." remarked Gobber.
"That it is." Stoick sniffled.
"Wow. Grandpa's crying." Bella pointed.
"No I'm not, the hall is just dusty." he replied wiping at his eyes.
"Now…. It's time for me to ask a question. Is it true the raids have stopped?" asked Hiccup. "I heard they stopped, but I want to hear the whole story."
"We're pretty stumped on that one." said Fishlegs. "They just stopped coming."
"So them my suspicions were confirmed." Hiccup sighed in relief. "Without the Queen the dragons are free."
"Queen?"
"The Alpha dragon. A giant beast that commanded the all others."
"Ya mean one dragon told all of them what to do?"
"Not with words but, well…." he reached down his shirt and pulled out a necklace with black dragon scales. "These scales are from the hide of a Night Fury, the dragon that ended the raids."
"What!" cried the vikings in shock.
"Did ya kill it?!" asked Ruffnut.
"Perhaps it's best if I tell the story as I remember five years ago." he said taking deep breath. "After I left I'm ashamed to say I fell asleep while sailing off, and as if by the will of the gods, I drifted into Helheim's gate."
"SAY WHAT!" Astrid shot up.
"If you think that's shocking imagine waking up in that thick fog in a lifeboat," Hiccup spoke "I admit I was scared to death."
"You could have been killed in there!" Stoick slammed his fist.
"It's not like I chose to go there, dad." Hiccup replied.
"How did you even get out?"
"The craggy rocks and countless twists didn't make it easy. I had to lay back and pretend to be dead when I heard a dragon coming. It worked, they didn't see me as a threat. When they were gone I grabbed the rudder and steered as best I could, but instead of getting out I ended up further in and do you know what I found? The Dragon's Nest!"
At this point every viking was on the edge of their seats.
"It was right in front of me. The very thing we Vikings had been searching for over three hundred years."
"Your dad is so awesome." Vali spoke to the twins.
"You bet he is." Astrid listened closely. She new some of his words were false but she still wanted to hear the rest.
"I got a little caught up in the moment, taking that first step in the shore… well I'm sure many of you can imagine how I felt at that moment, but everything went quiet, too quiet. The next thing I know I hear a Night Fury coming right in my direction."
"This is getting good." Horst bounced with grin.
"Shh." shushed Hella as she slapped his arm.
"I ducked down and covered my head, I was done for, or so I thought. Instead of firing at me it blasted at the mountain causing a small avalanche and busted a hole right in the mountain. When it landed I saw it with my own two eyes, black as night with green eyes that burned with a purpose and determination. It stood upon the pile of rocks and roared into the opening."
"Now wait just a-"
"SHUT UP SNOTLOUT!" a number of people exclaimed.
He piped down with a growl.
"Thank you, now where was I? Oh! Right. What happened next nearly have me a heart attack. Dragons of all shapes and sizes came barreling out of the mountain. Nadders, Gronckles, Zipplebacks, and even Nightmares. Yet the Night Fury stayed focused on the opening as if the other dragons didn't even exist."
"So hardcore." Vali actually started to smile.
"They all flew off, away from the nest. You'd think that when they were gone that would be the end of it, right? Dead wrong!"
"What happened dad?" Finn asked.
"The loudest, roar I had ever heard came blasting out, rattling my skull, and almost destroying my hearing. The earth trembled and the Night Fury flew into the sky as the biggest, most menacing dragon I had ever or will ever see, smashed its way out."
"Did you get a good look at it!? Did it have more than one head!? What was its exact height and length!?" Fishleg shouted going right into geek mode.
"If you don't pipe down I'm gonna toss you into the sea!" Stoick warned.
"I'll give minor details like that later on. But what I can tell you was that this monster was pure evil, I saw a lagging dragon, A Gronkle, trying to flee for its life while crying out in terror and that… thing, ate it in just one bite."
"Good Thor almighty." spoke Stoick in shock.
"I think I just lost my appetite." Gobber pushed his dinner plate away. Many others did the same.
"Gross." grimaced Finn.
"That's horrible, even got a dragon." Hella spoke.
"That monster was the reason the dragona raided us, to keep from becoming that creature's next meal. They were as much the victims as we were, they were enslaved by this cannibal dragon so it's belly could be filled. I believe this is what the Night Fury was trying to stop, this was confirmed when it blasted at the creature's head, this Dragon Queen."
"That's horrendous." spoke Gobber.
"I didn't think the Night Fury stood a chance. Yes it moved like lightning, but the Queen was gargantuan. It had six eyes, and a mouth that curved almost like a sickening smile. The Night Fury did everything in its power make it angry enough to chase it into the air. From how the bones in its wings cracked and popped plus with the built up ash and volcanic rock on its wings, I could tell they were poorly kept."
"So not only was this thing ravenous, but a slob." Astrid spoke up "Sounds like a perfect bride for you Snotlout."
He growled at her while all the great hall laughed before Hiccup resumed the story.
"Anyway, the Queen chased the Night Fury into the sky. I lost sight of them in the clouds but the Night Fury's blasts, it was like watching Thor himself battle Nidhogg. The Queen started breathing fire all around to try and get the Night Fury. I heard it's faint cry and saw it plummeting from the sky with the Queen right behind it. Just as it takes another shot at the night Fury the smaller dragon fires one last blast straight into it to it's gas filled throat. As it closed into the ground the Queen tried to slow its decent with it wings they rip apart from the pressure and it slams into the ground and explodes into gory inferno. To escape the flames I dove into water and waited for the earth to stopped shaking."
"Then what, what happened to the Night Fury?" Vali called.
."After everything settled, I came out of the water the air was filled with ash and smoke I went closer to what remained of the Queen and almost threw up, my heart was racing, and that's when I saw the Night Fury laying motionless on the ground. My first thought was to run but something pulled me back to it. After gathering my courage I slowly went closer."
"Did it die?" asked Tuffnut.
"No… it was still very much alive." Hiccup held up the necklace of scales. "It was out cold, I had a knife, my inner Viking was screaming at me to plunge it right in its heart….but with what I just saw….. I couldn't do it."
"What! Why not?" asked Stoick.
"It didn't feel right, this one dragon no bigger than a Gronkle toppled a Titan all on its own, I had a fighting spirit I had only seen in...men like you dad."
Stoick blinked in surprise to hear his spirit compared to a dragon's, which was something not even regular vikings could do.
"It woke up soon after and I honestly thought it would kill me, but instead it just picked itself up, shook these scales from it's hide and walked off."
"Wow." spoke Ruffnut who basically delivered what most of them were thinking.
"I know, it was like some crazy dream, but these scales are a reminder that it wasn't, everything we know about dragons just might be wrong."
"That's kind of a big claim." remarked Gobber.
"I say you're lying!" Snotlout shot up. "I don't think you even went to the new world."
"Oh really? Care for me to prove it?"
"If you had gone to a the New World, and explored it on your own a pathetic excuse for viking like you wouldn't have even come back alive."
"Oh? And I suppose someone like you would have come back without a single scratch, right?" he raised an eyebrow. "Well you're wrong. I admit I had a few close calls and survived by just the skin of my teeth, a lame brain like you would have gotten an arrow to the head."
Snotlout growled before moving a hand near a mace.
"You can take a crack at me, but I guarantee you this. Try that, and I'll make sure you can't use that arm again. Or did you forget who beat your sorry backside back at the cove?"
"I was caught off guard!"
"But you still got beat." Hiccup smirked. "Or are you gonna try and say something like it was the wind? No wait, you tripped right? Alright, if you're so mad, let's settle it once and for all."
"Forget him Hiccup." Astrid walked over and wrapped her arms around his. "You just got back, so you and I need to relax and catch up later."
"Hmm, good point." he smiled at her.
The Adults in the room Oohed and some giggled while the kids remained clueless.
"I'll never understand grown ups." Horst spoke.
"Me neither." spoke Finn.
"Finn, Hella, time for bed." Astrid called while Hiccup walked out.
"I'll meet you at the cove Astrid." he said put his mask on as he left.
"Where are you going?"
"Out." he said going through the door.
Astrid let her kids out of the hall and straight for home. "Now you two get to bed." she said opening the door.
"But what are you and dad gonna do?" asked Hella in curiosity.
"Something we haven't done in a long time." she smiled. "And if you don't want to see your parents naked you won't follow this time."
"Ewww!" they grimaced before running on there home.
"Good night!" she called and closed the door. "Now it's time for a refresher course. Man it's been way too long."
She made her way through the forest and though it wasn't her kids, someone was tailing her. She kept her senses on guard before stopping. She look around, but saw nothing and no one.
"If someone's there, come on out or I'll come hunting for you, and it won't be pretty." she warned. She was getting a little unnerved and looked all around until a pair of arms grabbed her, covered her mouth and dragged her backwards. "MMMMH!" She was thrown to the ground before her attacker climbed on top of her and tied her arms behind her back.
"Gotcha." Hiccup spoke in her ear.
Her eyes widened while Hiccup smirked. "Figured this might be a nice little way to bring back the old spark. What do you think?"
"You….you….You're lucky I need you." She sighed.
"Good." he grinned before leaning down and pressing their lips together. "Mmm this feels just like our first time."
"Only you're not molesting me or asking to get me pregnant." She countered.
"You loved it and you know it." he chuckled and flung her over his shoulder and groped her rear as he walked. "Wow, I didn't think it would feel this nice and firm, but I'm so glad I was wrong, nice to see you ditched the spiked skirt too."
"If I was any other girl I'd be screaming for help right now."
"Well if you did that, it might ruin the fun. Unless you got a little bit kinky and want people to watch." he teased as he kept walking while caressing her ass.
"The day that happens is the day I kiss Snotlout, on the lips." she said before he let out a laugh.
"Hey you think they'll buy that story about the queen until they can get use to the new ideas of dragons?"
"Hard to say." remarked Astrid. "Even after the raids stopped people still don't trust dragons. How much of that story was real anyway?"
"In reality, it was half true. Although I did end up partaking in a ritual that involved a psychedelic drug that made me hallucinate. What I saw was kinda like the story."
"Now I'm curious to experience that."
"No you don't, it's addictive, you'll do almost anything for more, anything." he warned in a serious tone.
"I guess I'll have to take your word for it she said as she was dropped on the ground after they entered the cove.
"Okay let's get this started." he chuckled and pulled out a knife.
"Easy there. What are you gonna do with that?" She asked feeling a little nervous.
"He's not doing anything with it!"
Both whipped their heads and spotted Snotlout walking in the cove.
"What are you doing here?" Hiccup questioned.
"The better question is what are you two doing?" he shot back.
"Gee, we're two adults in the middle of the woods, what do you think?" Astrid threw back with a frown.
"You took everything from me Useless. You should have just gone and got yourself killed. No one will ever believe your stories."
"See that's where you're wrong, again. I have several items that came from the New World and aren't native to any nearby islands. So even if you tried spreading rumors, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Well let's let the evidence speak for itself now then." he said as he reached for his belt.
"What are you doing?"
"According to Astrid you're, an animal in bed and have a huge dick."
"Eew you're not-" Astrid shut up as his pants fell and looked away in disgust. "Aw sick!"
"Wow Snotlout, who knew you'd stoop this far. That's just sad." Hiccup shook his head.
"Says the guy pulling a knife. Now let's see what you're packing."
"Alright, just don't go crying like a little wimp." Hiccup reached down and undid his belt before pulling out his member. "How's this Peewee?"
Snotlout's shoulders slumped and yelled out. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
"Believe it or or not I thought this was small." Hiccup replied. "Until five years ago when me and Astrid went at it."
"I think I'm gonna be riding that for hours tonight." grinned the woman.
"Now pull up your pants and leave with whatever dignity you have left, or I'll cut that third pinky of yours off."
Snotlout scowled and put his cock away before turning and stamping away.
"Now, back to business." he smiled and grabbed her collar and cut the shirt down the middle. He spread the parts away and smiled at her bound chest underneath.
"Hiccup!" Astrid shouted. "I can't go back home if my clothes are cut up."
"Don't worry about it, I have some clothes from the New world that would be perfect on you." he said trailing the blade over her collarbone.
Astrid sighed. "Fine, but don't keep cutting them up when we get into it. At least not unless I have spares."
"Whatever you say." he replied and cut her breast bindings. "Oooh, your pregnancy had it's benefits." he stabbed the knife into the ground and gently cupped the breasts and gave them a light squeeze with a smile. "Still nice and firm, man I've missed this."
"Mmmh, what, never never took advantage of those poor girls in the new world?" she asked jokingly. "Or were they too much for you?"
"Trust me, I didn't try anything on any of them. One because the fear of you finding out makes me scared, and because I'd rather fight an army of ruthless vikings before doing that to you." he roughly pushed her down on her back and pulled off her boots and skirt. "Besides having a woman who likes the idea of being used like you do is a hard commodity to come by."
"Oh? So if you saw someone else who loved it rough, you'd go for them?" teased Astrid.
"Of course not," he pulled the knife from the ground and gilded the cool metal blade over her body. "Not anymore, since you're the mother of my children."
"Is that the only thing, or is there more?" she purred.
He smiled at her and slid the knife in her leggings and cut them and her panties then pulled them off her legs. He moved one hand down and started to softly caress around in between her legs. "Mmmh, I see you got a little more curvy than last time." he said while caressing her hips with his other hand.
"Come on, you can go harder than that." she grinned.
"Okay," he smirked down at her. "Remember this little number?" he took his middle finger and pushed it in her womanly passage.
"AH!" gasped Astrid who shivered as it slid in. "Ah, it's REALLY been too long."
"I know," he leaned down to kiss her lips. "Which is why we're going to take this one step at a time and make it last."
"Go right ahead, I'm all yours." she purred in a husky tone.
He chuckled and kissed her neck, giving the occasional lick or nibble. He kept moving his finger in and out of her while occasionally biting on her neck gently.
She let out few moans and whimpers, her body was growing warmer and her nethers dripped with arousal, at least until he moved his hands away.
"Easy there, as much as I want to make you cum with my fingers alone, I'd much rather make this last." he grinned and trailed kisses down her body and bit down on her right nipple.
"Mmm, you can bite harder." she grinned.
'She asked for it.' he bit down harder and tugged. He made sure to pinch and twist her other nipple and got a satisfying moan out of her. 'Yeah, that's what I like to hear.'
"More." she let out.
He latched his lips around the nub and squeezed the other in his hand almost painfully. He got a louder moan and was glad this wasn't pushing it. "You have an incredible tolerance for pain. Just another thing I find so attractive about you, my love." he spoke and squeezed both mounds in his hands.
"Ah! Go ahead and squeeze them and bite on them." she pleaded.
"How about this?" he pinched on the nipples with all his might, rolling them in his fingers and making her squirm a little. "Too much for you?"
"No, I'm just so happy. Go ahead and get rougher."
He gave a hard tug that lower her top off the ground and let go before spreading her legs open. "Here's something we didn't get to try last time." he kisses the valley between her breasts and trailed downward. He went lower and lower until he came to her slit and brushed the tip of his tongue against it and teased her clitorous.
"AHH!" moaned Astrid feeling a spike of pleasure race up her back. He repeated this over and over making the blonde thrash around. "MORE!"
'She's almost insatiable. She really has needed this.' Hiccup pushed his tongue inside her and snaked it around her insides. He lapped up the juices coming from her as she kept moaning the more it stayed inside.
"BY THE GODS! AH! OH YES! UH!"she cried out while trying to get her hands free to hold Hiccup's head as his tongue pushed in deeper and swirled inside her folds.
He focused on her clit to bring her to her peak. 'Maybe if she cums at least once it'll settle her down.'
"Ah! AH! AHHHH!" she screamed as her body shook before her juices came gushing out onto Hiccup's face. "Hah….Freya be praised."
Hiccup smiled and looked down at his gasping lover. "Enjoy it?"
"If you even think... of leaving me again... I'll castrate you."
"Trust me, I don't plan on it anytime soon." he grabbed her arms and made her sit on her knee. "Now how about you return the favor?" Hiccup grabbed her braid and prodded her mouth with his erection for entrance.
"Well I could use a little taste." she purred. She opened her mouth and gagged a little as Hiccup pushed it it without wasting a beat.
"Relax your throat now. This is supposed to be rough, but I don't want to choke you to death." he said to her while giving gentle thrusts.
Astrid slowly relaxed her throat as he pushed his cock in a little deeper. 'Gods, how can he be a hot dirtbag one minute then a loveable goofball the next?'
"Hmm, man never imagined how warm and tight your mouth would be." he smiled pulling her head further on his tool. "I might start every day doing this, why not give a little suck?"
She complied and started sucking on his tool. 'So salty. A little bitter, but not bad.'
"Oh yeah!" he moaned thrusting harder down her throat while giving the occasional tug on her braid. "It's like I'm in your pussy again, oh gods I think I'm gonna cum."
Hearing that made Astrid bob her head faster and use her tongue with Hiccup tugging on her braid harder.
"Ah! here I cum!" he pushed into her throat and his seed erupted from his shaft.
Astrid moaned as she felt the seed fill her mouth and go down her throat as she tried to swallow as much as she could.
He pulled himself out and rubbed her head. "If you can't take it all just let it slip out. I don't care."
"Good to know…..let me catch my breath…...before we move on." She laid back.
"Just out of curiosity, how did it taste?"
"Salty, but not too bad." she spoke out.
"Well when you're ready, just say the word." he said watching her heaving chest.
"If you keep staring at my tits I might start thinking you wanna fuck them instead of me."
"Oh! Sorry." he chuckled before his mind went to work. He looked at his slightly flaccid member then to her breasts. "You know that gives me an idea." he grinned.
"What?" she looked at him before he straddled her and put his member in the valley of her breasts and pressed them together before he started thrusting. "Wow, I can feel the heat coming off it like this."
"I just thought it up." he spoke rubbing his thumbs on her nipples. "And man, your breasts feel amazing wrapped around me like this."
"Mmh. It feels good. What are you gonna call it, Boob Banging?"
"No, but maybe….a boob job?"
"I could care less, just keep fucking my tits!" she moaned out.
"Ooh! Titty Fuck, that's a good one." he grinned moving his hips faster and groaning at the softness. "Yeah. That'll do quite nicely."
Astrid got an idea and started sucking on the tip as it thrusted back and forth.
"OH! Now that I didn't think of, but I'm not complaining." he grunted moving faster while rubbing her breasts faster around his shaft.
Astrid moaned louder around his tip feeling his cock get harder. 'If this thing gets any bigger I might be scared it'll split me in half.'
Soon he reached full mast and pulled away while stroking himself. "When I'm done with you, you'll be begging me to drag you to the alter."
"Hmmm, let's see you back that up." she licked her lips while spreading her legs with a challenging look.
He looked her in the eyes as he positioned himself at her entrance and teased her with his tip. "I think you still have a bit of fight left in you let's fix that, Now." he pushed the tip of his cock inside her without warning.
"AHHH!" moaned Astrid who tensed up at the surprise thrust, but felt her body shudder in joy at the familiar feeling.
"Mhh. I missed feeling your cunt on my cock." he spoke while giving sharp thrusts.
"AHH! OH THE GODS! I'VE MISSED THIS!" Astrid screamed. She was in absolute Valhalla.
"Damn! You just got tighter already!" he grunted moving his hips faster.
"Harder, fuck me harder right now!"
This was met with a slap to her breasts. "You don't get to give orders, or do you want me to stop."
Astrid closed her mouth and shook her head.
"Here I am the one in charge. Order me around in this cove here, and we stop and go back without any fun for about a week. Do I make myself clear?" he questioned giving a hard thrust.
"OH GODS YES!" she cried out.
"Just so we're clear," he pulled out of her. "Turn over." he ordered.
Astrid nodded and turned her body over with her ass facing Hiccup.
*Smack*
She jumped at feeling a sting she hadn't felt since she was a child over father's lap.
"Time to show you some discipline on who is in charge here." he said pushing her upper body to the ground and grabbing her bounds wrists.
*Smack*
She jumped again as another stinging feeling hit her ass.
"In this cove you are my bitch." he spoke before making a nervous gulp. "Understand me?"
*Smack*
"Yes!" she let out through a moan.
'Phew, thought I over stepped there for a moment, I love her but being in control feels so damn good. Having to balance both is a little nerve racking.' he took his shaft and entered her again. "Then I want to hear you moan out what you are here."
"I-I'm your bitch!" she spoke out.
"I can't hear you." he started slowing down and tugging at her braid again. "You'll have to speak up, Astrid."
"I'M YOUR BITCH!"
"That's more like." he spoke. Putting more speed back in his thrusts 'I hope she's not thinking about killing me later.'
"Please! Don't stop!" she began backing in to meet his thrusts.
"Keep moaning like my bitch and I won't." he grunted moving his hips faster. "I'm surprised you have cum yet, did someone have a little help from her hands?"
"M-Maybe." she admitted.
"Now there's a sight I wouldn't mind seeing sometime." he chuckled. "Maybe later on I can watch you play with yourself." he whispered into her ear.
Astrid nodded her head faster than she wanted.
"I don't think we need this any more." Hiccup untied the rope from her wrists. "We wouldn't. want any sightly marks." he pulled her into his lap and started moving even faster with the tip rubbing against her cervix.
"OH GODS!"
"Fuck! I think I'm ready to blow!" he grunted and slammed into her as he came. His sperm shot out with more force than expected with Astrid feeling every bit of it.
"AHHHHH!"
The couple froze as they heard someone that wasn't them moan out in climax.
"WHO'S OUT THERE?" Astrid climbed off Hiccup and covered herself.
Slowly they saw Ruffnut stick her head out with a sheepish grin. "Uh, hi. Nice day isn't it?"
They heard shuffling all around and footsteps dashing away.
"Oh my gods." Hiccup covered his eyes and chuckled. "Looks like we had some peeping toms."
Astrid covered her mouth and went red all over. Before sending a furious death glare at Ruffnut.
"So…..mind if I join?"
Astrid ran over and grabbed the female twin's arm and twisted it to a nearly damaging point. "Listen carefully, you are going to go back the village and tell everyone of those pervs, no matter who they are, that they will not breath a word of this, forget what they saw, and stay away from this cove or I will personally dismember them."
"Dismember or dis 'member'?" Ruffnut questioned nervously.
Astrid frowned and put more pressure on the arm.
*Crack*
"AHH!" cried Ruffnut in pain.
"Am. I. Clear?" asked Astrid with a growl.
"Yes! Crystal!"
"Good, now get out of here!" she let go of Ruffnut's arm as said girl held it and jogged away. She went to Hiccup's side and sat down. "I hope that outfit you're offering has a mask to hide my shame."
Hiccup crouched down and rubbed her back.
"If it make you feel any better i think I put a few of the guys watching to shame." he tried joking with her. "Hopefully they'll feel too insecure to say anything."
"I could just die." groaned Astrid.
"But then you'd be leaving me alone with the kids."
"I know." she sighed as he leaned in and kissed her forehead.
"If they do make any jokes, I know a few tricks that'll make them wish they stayed quiet."
She smiled and kissed him on the lips before cuddling up to his side. "Thanks."