Crazy trouble with love
Rei, Lilith, and Shinji
Series: Evangelion
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"Shinji?" Called Misato from the kitchen.
"Yes Misato?" Shinji said coming into the kitchen. "Is there something I need to cook for you...again?"
"No, well not yet." she joked. "I got a call from Ritsuko that apparently Rei left some homework at the lab and was wondering if you could go drop them off at her place."
"Ok. But please don't let Pen Pen attack Asuka, she's still mad at me for that." Shinji said while glaring at the penguin at the table.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure they both behave."
"Thanks Misato." He smiled before giving his guardian a hug. "I'll see you later."
Misato smiled as Shinji left. 'Hmm, looks like Ritsuko's plan is gonna work after all. I can't wait to see the video.'
"SHINJI-BAKA!" Yelled a bitchy redhead. "WHERE'S MY DINNER YOU ROOKIE!"
'Oh yeah, forgot that.' thought Misato with a sigh.
"Misato!" She wined. "Where is he!"
"He went out to run an errand for me. Don't worry though, I'll make us dinner."
"BUT YOUR FOOD WILL KILL ME!" She yelled in horror.
"Either that or wait." shrugged the woman.
"GRRR...stupid Shinji and his pathetic excuse of a human being." She grumbled causing Misato's expression to darkened.
'Be careful Asuka, if a certain someone doesn't make you eat your words, I will.' she thought.
-Rei's apartment-
"Shhh, be quiet." Said Rei.
"Ok ok." Said an unknown voice as a knock at the door sounded.
"Rei-san." Shinji said. "I have the homework, the ….Reproduction cycles of angels?"
"The door's open Shinji-san." Rei called out.
Shinji opened the door and looked around. "I don't see you Rei."
"I'm in the bedroom." Said Rei while a giggle could be heard from the room.
Shinji walked farther and reached the door while hearing a giggle coming from inside, which was odd considering he never heard Rei giggle before.
"Come in Shinji~" said Rei in a sultry tone. "I won't bite or anything."
'Is that really Rei?' he thought before pushing the door open.
"Hello Shinji-san." Said Rei as she was currently rubbing the back of a black haired clone of herself.
"Hey Shinji~" the black haired Rei purred. "How's your day?"
Shinji stared at not only the fact there were two Reis, but they were both bare naked. So his reaction was normal.
He fainted.
"Did you think this was too much mother?" Rei asked her black haired counterpart.
"Na~" she chuckled. "It wasn't too much."
(Time skip a few minutes)
Shinji eyes started to flicker as he looked up and saw the two Rei's looking at him, one with a concerned but masked expression while the other one was showing real emotions of both happiness, concern and...lust?
"Are you ok?" They asked.
"Uh…..yeah." he spoke looking between both of them. "Uh, Rei?"
"Yes?" Said the blue haired girl. "Is something the matter?"
"Well, why are there two of you?" he asked sitting up while looking at the floor so he didn't stare at their nude forms.
"Aw. So shy." The black haired Rei giggled before frowning. "I'm sorry about your mother, she was a good human and I feel personally responsible for your mother becoming that purple abominations core."
Shinji looked at her in confusion and shock. "What do you mean? Responsible? My mother?"
"Oh. Right, where are my manners. The name's Lilith, mother of the human race, pseudo mother to Rei and her sisters, and….the one that that bastard used to create the EVA's." The now named Lilith said while glaring at a wall.
Shinji blinked and still looked confused.
"Let me start from the beginning."
-one LONG explanation of the history of life, the human race, the second impact and the creation of the EVA's later-
Shinji sat there in silence while shocked beyond belief.
"And Gendo is now attempting to recreate the impact and cause the mass extinction of all life on earth." Lilith growled while Rei also broke her mask of emotionless and showed for the first time in her life, the mask of pure womanly wrath.
"So that's it….he did all that…." spoke Shinji in a hollow tone.
"I'm sorry Shinji." Lilith said hugging him. "But he also …..created Rei-chan from both my DNA and Yui's."
Shinji whipped his head up in shock.
"Shinji." She said with a sad expression. "I ….was supposed to be the catalyst for mother...but I can't!" She then hugged Shinji tightly. "I can't let him take my only love away from me!"
"L...Love?" he spoke in even more shock than he could handle.
"Oh yes." Lilith smiled. "My daughter loved you so much that she would have sacrificed herself to save you and ONLY you."
He blushed hearing that and from the fact Rei's naked body was right up against his.
"Oh Shinji." Lilith smiled. "Do you want to know HOW I got this body?"
"How?"
"Well…"
-Two hours earlier, NERV inner sanctum, Gendo's personal lift-
"Hello again, Lilith." Said the mad director and pseudo member of SEELE as he look upon a rather large mulated angel on a red cross.
The large Angel couldn't move that much, giving Gendo the illusion she had no way of escaping.
"Well. Today's the day." He chuckled. "Today's the day that my Yui is returned to this world, but first to dispose of both you, the first child's free will and my failure of an offspring so that they can bring about Human instrumentality project and raise my beloved wife from the dead!" He then laughed like a maniacal combination of Freddy Krueger and Hitler. "I WILL BECOME GOD AND RULE THE UNIVERSE WITH MY YUI!"
'Shut up you delusional beast!' thought the angel in anger as she decided that she has played possum for far too long and it was time to leave this body for a new one, but not before killing this bastard for the crimes he committed against both humanity and the very heavens themselves.
Gendo walked away while Lilith started focusing her power up one of the nearby cables with her conscious mind before traveling through the wires to the one lab she knew she could find a body.
'Well each one is perfect but,' She said as she looked at the various tubes that held her….children. 'I need to make sure that no one, not even that worm Adam, will harm or capture me ever again.' She then spotted a body with the inscription, 'Emet' on the font in bronze plating. 'Must be one of his experiments on my children, I sense both my DNA and that of two EVA's, THOSE ABOMINATIONS!...Calm down, let me just enter this one and see what happens...I hope it won't be like the time I accidently caused the extinction of...what did the humans call them...oh right Dinosaurs.'
She moved through the cable leading to the tube which sparked a little before the stats on it showed it was waking up. The tube opened revealing a Rei clone, but with three distinct features. One, the hair was onyx black. Two, it had more voluptuous features than the original. And finally three, this clone was covered from head to toe with Angel armor similar to Lilith's original form but with the added addition of four pairs of energy wings and a rather long claw like gauntlet with a red cross in the middle of it (Allen's first Innocence form from Man).
She looked over the body and felt rather sluggish. 'Maybe I need to shrink down a little and hide this stuff. Wouldn't want to cause a panic. At least not yet.'
Well that dream was short lived as Gendo and two armed guards entered the room to inspect the clones. Lilith's now red and blue eyes glared at the man that attempted to destroy the very PLANET that she helped create millions of years ago.
"Hello Gendo." she spoke in a cold tone. "Missed me and my trapped ex-body you loved to experiment on~?"
"What the hell!" Yelled a guard.
"I figured since you did so much, you owe me a new body. It's a bit sluggish, but just right." she grinned gripping and ungripping her hands.
"But how! That spear of Longinus was supposed to keep you from escaping!" Gendo yelled in both rage and fear.
"My body, yes. But my mind is a different story." she grinned. "Now, do we do this the easy or hard way?" She emphasised the 'hard way' by crushing a pillar near the man with her extended claw.
"Shoot her!" he ordered the guards.
"But...She's an Angel!" Said a guard who was over religious. " I can't just harm one of God's angels!"
"FIRE I SAID!"
The guard dropped his gun and punched Gendo in the gut. "Do it yourself, I'm not going to send my soul the hell for this….blasphemous act against the Lord." He growled before walking away.
Lilith smirked while the last guard and Gendo aimed the guns and started firing at her.
"Such foolish humans." She said while shrugging of the bullets like they were harmless flies. "You should have just left because I will personally send both of you to the LOWEST CIRCLE OF HELL!" Lilith then moved at superhuman speed, despite the armor, and crushed the guard into paste with her accelerated body. "I guess Newton was right, mass and acceleration does equal more force...or pain in this case!"
Gendo kept firing even though it was pointless as Lilith slowly walked towards him.
"You heartless beast." She growled. "You are nothing but the epitome of everything wrong with the human race, all of its hate, despair, pride, envy, greed, lust, racism, need to conquer, and worst of all…" She then grabbed Gendo and broke off his arm. "You let your wife die, you let your son suffer, you attempted to play God with humanity and Angels alike, and YOU TRIED TO END THE PLANET I CREATED IN YOUR SICK ATTEMPT TO FILL THAT BLACK HEART OF YOURS GENDO IKARI!"
Gendo staggered back before gasping as Lilith threw her other hand and pierced right through his chest.
"How does it feel?"Lilith glared as she pressed her arm through the wound like a low powered drill. "To be on the receiving end of the pain you inflicted on others, including my children, my friend Yui, my step-sisters...the Rei's you used as pawns for your game, and your own son, Shinji Ikari...no, Shinji Solomon Morimoto as he will be called AFTER I make a deal with your blond haired scientist and the daughter of the man you killed in Antarctica!"
He gurgled in pain while feeling his insides fill with blood as she twisted her arm more around in the hole.
"Before I send you to hell, I have something to mention about your wife." She grinned. "Her soul is in the EVA your former son pilots and she is soon going to be absorbed into Rei's body since her soul is about to give out from the strain of holding Adams DNA….So now you know, you killed Yui in a slow and painful way this entire time! SUCH IRONY HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!"
He growled before watching as she pulled her arm out and had ripped his heart of his chest. She grinned one last time before eating the heart like an Aztec warrior as Gendo slumped to the ground dead with horror plastered to his now pale face.
'Who knew he had real blood, I figured it would be cold as ice.' she thought.
Lilith then decided to slim down and shifted her form into a more comfortable form which comprised of a lightweight armor body suit that showed off all her curves perfectly along with gaining two chibi wings and a halo.
'Time to visit my daughter.'
-in the medical center-
"I told you not to drink that much!"
"Shut up~"
"Is Misato-san always acting like a child?"
"Sadly yes." groaned Ritsuko.
"Hey at least I don't dream about Shinji-chan." Misato slurred as a very confused Lilith entered.
"Hello? Is this the …..medical center?" She looked around and smelled Misato's breath. "Ugh! Alcohol!"
The woman turned with each surprised while Misato looked between her and Rei.
"Can I help you miss drunken ass?" Lilith said in a joking manner. "Because I'm not a bottle of whiskey."
"Woah! Rei has a sister!"
"What?" Both Rei's said confused before the black haired one realized the confusion.
"Oh me? I'm Rei's mother...as well as all her sisters that Gendo made for his amusement." She growled at the last part.
"You….You're Lilith?!" cried out Ritsuko with wide eyes.
"Yep. And I'm annoyed that you followed a man who caused the second impact." She glared. "And I thought you were smart ENOUGH not to have….sex with him, the one that fucked your mother!"
Ritsuko stepped back while Lilith turned to Rei.
"Wow. So cute. Just like your other mother Yui, oh if only she wasn't trapped in the EVA's like the other souls." She mocked cried. "Trapped in Angels bodies and forcing children to lose their minds to them...so tragic."
"Ya got that right!" chimed Misato.
"Are you still drunk Misato-san?" Rei asked while inwardly shocked at this...revelation.
"Yup!" she grinned pulling Lilith over. "Say hi to your sister Rei!"
"I'm her mother. And Misato." She looked at her in the eyes. "I know you like having root beer in your spare time, especially when Shinji gets good grades and you make him you're much better version of the food you serve to the second child."
"How did you know!" she cried out with wide eyes.
"Oh you talk a lot in the bathroom when you're drunk, so much that I can hear it from the vents." Lilith deadpanned.
"Is it true?" Rei asked looking at Lilith. "That I was made from your DNA?"
"Yes." She smiled. "But I never hated you, heck I love you as my own child….along with your 400 other sisters."
Ritsuko gulped as Lilith turned towards her with a glare.
"Why did you follow that man? Why did you experiment on me and my children, why did you make Yui's child suffer!"
"You think I did it because I liked it!" Ritsuko shouted back. "I was following orders from that cold bastard! Shinji did nothing but try to be a good child, but all I did was keep deluding myself that his father loved me. Heh, I'm no better than my mother." she spoke with her hands on the counter.
"Yet." Lilith and Rei said in unison. "You are not her, and Shinji does care for you. You just have to learn to follow your heart, not your mind."
"Wow, you two are already talking the same time. Creepy." remarked Misato.
"Not as creepy as the time Adam tried to impress me by creating giant spiders with tutus." Lilith shuddered. "It gave me nightmares for about 3400 years."
"So let me guess, you killed the bastard?" asked Misato finishing up her beer.
"Yep." She grinned. "By drilling through his body and eating his very small heart." She indicated the size to about the size of her index figure. "It was that small!"
"Not surprised." commented Ritsuko. "So what are you going to do now?"
"Well. I'm going to say this simply." She blushed. "Me and my daughter are going to head over to Shinji's apartment, eat the Second child and fuck him." She smiled with a orange nosebleed.
"E-Eat?" spoke Misato and Ritsuko with wide eyes.
"Yep….she is a bitch after all." Both Rei's grinned.
"Need a hand?" grinned Misato.
"Are you going to eat her too?" Lilith smiled.
"No! I mean do you two need help getting with Shinji." she clarified with a grimace.
"...maybe."
"A little…"
"Misato-san." Both said in unison.
"Me and Ritsuko will do it then!"
"How?" Both Rei's asked as Lilith played with the blonds boobs.
"So soft….maybe Shinji would like a mother like you...or your lover over there." She pointed to Misato.
Both woman blushed while Rei smiled and even giggled a little.
"Ah! My daughter is opening up! Please Ritsuko-san, Misato-san, please consider making our Shinji your son so we can see Rei-chan smile everyday!" She smiled with a happy grin.
"Uh, let's just plan on how you two get him alone." suggested Misato.
"Ok." Lilith pouted. "But what should we do? If the second child is anywhere near me I will literally eat her!"
"And I will gut her." Surprisingly Rei suggested while expressing a very dark smile.
"One, tone it down you two. Second, I have a plan." spoke Ritsuko.
"What is it big butt?" Misato said.
"That depends, will you stay conscious or pass out before I'm done?" she retorted with a frown.
"If you do the plan naked I will." She grinned with a blush.
-End Flashback-
"And that's what happened...well after trying to get your guardian off of the doctors body." Lilith blushed.
Shinji looked red and tried not to imagine both hot women's bodies on the other. And that's when he realized he overlooked the fact Lilith's body was in fact more older and mature compared to Rei's. Heck, she looked just like Rei, but around Misato or Ritsuko's age.
"Hello? Shinji?" Lilith frowned. "Are you lusting after them or us?"
"Gah! N-Nothing!" he got out with a blush.
"...Shinji." Rei glared. "You're not being honest nor are you wanting us since we apparently are not 'your way'." She teased.
"Not true!" he cried out before covering his mouth.
"Oh? Then who do you like, me, Rei-chan, or the bitch?" Lilith said with a dark aura.
He gulped while gasping as he felt Rei move a hand down his chest and down to his groin.
"Large, fat, and very cute….just like my Shinji." Rei blushed.
Shinji was speechless while Lilith giggled. "Looks like my tips for Rei worked out fine."
"Yes it did mother, but I loved Shinji since he came to Tokyo-3." She smiled while Lilith decided to be….kinky and produced a few straight jackets with two holes located near the anus and pussy.
"These should help." she grinned.
"Mother….who's going in there?" Rei asked confused. "And can I kiss Shinji on the lips?"
"Us, and of course. If you two didn't start I'd kiss him first." she grinned.
"Or we can both kiss Shinji and then let our cute hero bind us up like insane lovers?" She smiled.
Shinji blushed while both turned to him with sultry smiles.
"Please fuck us…"
"And make us…"
"Complete Shinji-kun."
At this point they were so close all he'd have to do is lean in and their lips would be touching.
"Shinji-kun." They smiled. "Kiss us then fuck us until we become your bonded fallen angels of love." They then waited for him to make the first move like a mouse staring down a cat.
He blushed and closed his eyes before moving forward and felt his lips touch both theirs.
"Oh Shinji-kun, you're such the kisser." Lilith grinned as Rei also smiled, not a false one, but a true happy smile that she never showed before today.
He blushed before he was pulled closer by Rei who pressed their lips together.
After a few seconds they broke the kiss. "So soft and well….perfect~" Rei giggled before getting the straight jacket on and fell on the floor due to the lack of support. "Ow."
Lilith giggled before putting her own on.
"Mom….I can move." Rei blushed. "And why is there itching powder in the jackets!?"
"I wanted to see if the stimulation would feel better while Shinji fucked us."
"Why not garlic or even hot sauce!" Rei said while squirming in her jacket. "AH FUCK!"
"Oh Shinji-kun, you're free to get naked if you want." smiled Lilith.
"Mom! Shinji-kun is has a phobia of being naked." Rei teased. "He will never get naked in front of us."
"W-Well, maybe you two shouldn't wear something if it's uncomfortable." he blushed.
"Funny. Your mother said the same thing….when she got raped by that man." Lilith growled before calming down. "But that wasn't you and we know you're not a rapist so please let your inhibitions go and make love to us."
He blushed and saw their holes were facing him and had to admit his own cock was straining against his pants.
"Please Shinji-kun." Rei moaned. "I want you, I want you to fuck me and become one with me."
"And me too." Lilith blushed. "Just be gentle, I may have given birth to humanity but I'm a little rusty at have sex with anyone but myself."
Shinji started pulling his pants and underwear down as his cock stood up.
"Shinji-kun….Who do you want first? The cute girl with blue ocean hair or the woman with more knowledge than anyone on earth?" Lilith giggled.
He looked between both pussies before walking over and crouching down next to Rei's snatch.
"Shinji-kun." Rei smiled while Lilith mocked pouted. "Thank you...for everything, from standing up for me to not calling me a doll."
"Well you're much prettier than one." he admitted shyly.
"Really? I thought I was just ugly like the Second Child said to me yesterday." Rei said in both shock and hope.
"Honestly, I think she's jealous cause you're way cuter."
Rei started to tear up. "Shinji-kun….you're so pure and true, something that made me fall for you."
He smiled before leaning down and kissing her again before moving his cock forward and slowly pushed it inside her.
"Mum!"She moaned. "S-Shinji-kun...I feel so strange...like my body is being pulled apart like a stinger from a hornet."
"It's called having your hymen breaking and thank goodness you never got raped by Gendo like...your other sister before they were incinerated." Lilith frowned remembering the screams of her children as the burned to death for 'showing resistance.'.
Shinji and Rei were horrified with Rei looking away in sadness for hearing that befall them.
"But you still have 400 other sisters and you still have Shinji-kun and everyone that cares for you." Lilith smiled. "Even big butt and drunk ass."
Rei nodded and moaned as Shinji started kissing her neck while staying still inside her.
"Ah~ Shinji-kun." Rei moaned while feeling the blood from her hymen falling onto the floor and her lover's cock. "It's so warm…" she shook a little.
"Yes it is." Lilith grinned. "Like Shinji's heart, so warm and kind, so have fun Shinji-kun and don't forget to make Rei-chan drink all of your semen~"
Both blushed while Shinji groaned from the insides.
"Ah~" Rei moaned as she came a little. "That cock is so big I might get addicted to it more than your cooking!"
He chuckled before slowly pulling back and slammed back inside.
"GAH!" Rei yelled as she felt the thrust. "That felt so good, please do it again!"
"You better do it Shinji-kun." Lilith chuckled. "Because once she has something she loves she'll will never let it go as long as she lives."
"I...can tell." he grunted feeling her insides get tighter.
"Oh and don't worry, after you fuck both of us, you will become immortal~" Lilith smiled while Shinji continued to thrust inside Rei's tightening folds. 'I don't think he's listening.'
"Shinji-kun! I can feel something about to burst!" Rei cried as her womb twitched from the cock that vibrated inside her.
"I'm gonna cum!"
"Then cum!" Rei cried out before kissing Shinji's lips as the hot sperm entered her womb. 'I'm...compl..ete...with...Shinji...kun~'
"Oh Shinji-kun~" Lilith purred while looking at Shinji from the ground. "It's my turn to be fucked~"
He nodded and pulle dout of Rei whose pussy leaked some of his seed on the ground and scooched over near Lilith.
"Oh Shinji-kun~" Lilith smiled. "You're so kind like Yui used to be."
"Tell me, after we're done….could you tell me more about her?" he requested with hope in his eyes.
"I can even do better than that, I can take Yui's soul and place it into another clone and let her tell you." Lilith smiled with an honest smile before noticing his crying face. "Shinji-kun?"
"T...Thank you….." he got out with tears running down his cheeks.
"You're welcome my hero." She grinned. "You suffered too long, it's time for your good deeds to be rewarded, especially after saving my daughter and humanity so many times."
He sniffled and moved his cock close to her pussy before gasping as it pushed inside her.
"Ah...the first cock that wasn't my own in 4.5 billion years of existing….so...so...fat and large~" Lilith smiled while her eyes started changing from red and blue to pink and gold. "I love it~ I love Shinji-kun! I love everything about my love!"
"OUR love mom!" Rei glared with a possessive stare.
"Sorry dear." she giggled before moaning as Shinji slowly pulled back before slamming back inside her. "AH~ That feels so great! I really felt like I was cumming for a second~" She grinned as her pussy got wet and soaked Shinji's cock.
"So Mom is a bed wetter." Rei giggled as Lilith blushed in embarrassment. "Go faster in her Shinji-kun."
Shinji looked at Lilith with a small look of apology before slamming his cock faster into the folds.
"AH~ Shinji-kun!" She cried out as her folds continued to wet the floor and Shinji's cock with each thrust. "Faster, and more force~"
"Shinji-kun. Make my mom into a fountain of juices and cum~" Rei grinned while watching the scene unfold.
"Please?" Lilith moaned. "Fuck me and make us your eternal girlfriends~"
"Alright." he grunted moving faster with his cock touching the entrance to her womb.
"By God!" She cried as she felt the cock hitting her womb. "Shinji-kun! Faster! Please knock me up!"
"No!" Rei growled. "Knock us BOTH up Shinji-kun!"
"I'll….try!" he cried out moving harder and faster.
"AH~ I love you Shinji-kun~" Lilith smiled as she moaned from the cock's constant thrusting. "I can't exist without you!"
"Us! Mom! WE can't exist without you Shinji-kun!" Rei yelled while squirming over to her mother and kissing her lips as Shinji cock got harder from the act.
'Ooih, mother and daughter making out, nice Rei!' cheered Lilith in her mind while kissing her daughter back and feeling Shinji go harder.
'I love both of you….I can't lose both of you!' Rei thought as she broke the kiss and began to lick Lilith's ear. 'Ew...maybe I should have went with the cheeks instead.'
"I'm cumming!"
"SHINJI-KUN!" Lilith cried out as the semen poured into her womb. 'So...this is what humans can achieve...oh Shinji-kun...I picked out the perfect husband for us…'
"Shinji-kun….If you're done fucking with us….can you get us out of these straight jackets? They're getting really itchy on my pussy!" Rei said while squirming again as Lilith also did the same.
'Well it was her idea.' sweatdropped Shinji.
-Timeskip-
"SHINJI-BAKA!" Yelled the Second Child as she broke down the door to Rin's apartment while Misato and Ritsuko tried to stop her by holding her arms, with no success.
"Asuka! You can't just barge into Rei's place!" groaned Misato. 'Sheesh! Is she part bull!'
"OF COURSE I CAN! I'M THE BEST PILOT ON EARTH!" She yelled while breaking a few of Rei's personal belongings. "AND SHINJI-BAKA AND THE DOLL ARE JUST STEPPING STONES FOR ME ANYWAY!" She yelled causing the two women to look at her like she's insane since both Shinji and Rei were better experienced pilots then Asuka.
"What's all the noise?" groaned a voice as Lilith walked out rubbing her eyes.
"SO YOU DYED YOUR HAIR DOLL!" Asuka yelled as she grabbed Lilith. "YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU DOLL!"
"Mom...Who's at...Oh it's you." Rei said with a dark expression as she walked to the Second Child. "What are you doing here breaking my possessions and trespassing?"
Asuka was about to speak before Lilith beat her to it. "I think she was hoping to berate you and Shinji for her incompetence."
Rei just facepalmed. "Really...REALLY!" She yelled. "That's your reason for committing several acts of breaking and entering! To berate me and Shinji-kun for what? BEING MORE EXPERIENCED AS BOTH PILOTS AND HUMAN BEINGS!?"
Asuka reeled back, shocked Rei would yell. "W-Wait! Since when did you call that baka 'kun'?"
"SINCE I FUCKED WITH HIM YOU RED HAIRED BITCH!" Rei yelled. "AND ANOTHER THING, ARE YOU RETARDED BECAUSE HITTING AND ATTACKING YOUR COMRADES ESPECIALLY THE CHILD OF YOUR MOTHER'S BEST FRIEND JUST SHOWS YOU'RE MORE LIKE A FUCKING DEMON THAN THAT BASTARD GENDO EVER WAS, SO EITHER SHUT UP AND GO GET LAID OR JUST DIE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU'RE JUST A FAKE, A SHAM, A FAILURE TO EVERYTHING YOUR MOTHER EVER WANTED FROM YOU!"
Everyone there were stunned beyond belief.
"Well said Rei." spoke Lilith patting her head.
"Thanks mom...but I have one more thing to say." Rei said before grabbing Asuka by the shirt and pulling her to her now red eyes. "IF I EVER SEE YOU HARM EITHER MY MOTHER OR SHINJI-KUN, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, CUT OFF YOUR LIMBS, FEED YOU TO YOUR EVA, AND THEN TAKE YOUR SOUL OUT AND PLACE IT IN A DILDO SO I CAN USE IT ON MY SNATCH! GOT IT YOU BASTARD DAUGHTER OF A DEMON! AND A WOMAN THAT SAW YOU AS NOTHING BUT A FAILURE!" Rei roared in a voice similar to a berserker EVA as several light based tendrils appeared from her back in the shape of drills.
Asuka didn't know how to respond. In anger, hurt, rage, a swarm of emotions went through her while Lilith simply clapped.
"Good job Rei Solomon Morimoto." She clapped as she entered her bulky armor form. "Now Hear this bitch, Leave now and I might keep you in one piece WITHOUT eating you for breakfast."
"FUCK YOU BOTH! AND YOU CAN GO ROT IN HELL!"
"So I have to eat you? Or should my cute daughter eat you in my stead?" Lilith laughed maniacally.
"FUCK BOTH YOU WHORES!"
Bad move….Really Really bad move.
"Oh dear~" Both girls grinned revealing very sharp Angel's teeth. "Looks like german sausage is on the menu!"
Asuka screamed while the two women looked away from the carnage.
(one carnage later)
"Mom, please pass the lung." Rei said while eating a piece of the redheads' left breast.
"If you pass the liver." Lilith said munching on the nose and face.
"I'm leaving." grimaced Misato looking sick.
"I don't know." Ritsuko said with curiosity. "I have never seen a humanoid angel eating before...I should conduct tests!"
Misato groaned and started dragging Ritsuko away.
"Hey! Let me go!" She yelled.
"Just stop that and I will seriously give up drinking ok Big ass?" Misato said with a serious tone.
"Alright, but I'll hold you to that."
"And you won't regret it." She then whispered in her ear. "Ritsuko-chan~"
The scientist blushed as they left and the two angels finished.
"Ah! Delicious!" Lilith grinned cleaning Rei's blood covered mouth. "Rei-chan, if you want I can burp you like a baby~"
"No." she spoke with a straight emotionless face.
"...Too bad!" Lilith grinned before grabbing her and rocking her and patting her like a baby. "Ah~ I miss the days when my creations were young...well younger than humanity, but still this brings me back."
"Stop that!" Rei tried pushing her mother off to no avail.
"Nope~" Lilith giggled just as Rei let out a very cute burp. "See wasn't that good? You need to learn if you want to take care of OUR children Rei-chan~"
Rei blushed as Shinji came out and looked confused.
"Uh, I miss something?"
"Oh just Rei-chan making the cutest little burp." Lilith giggled before patting Rei's back again and causing the same reaction to occur. "See cute right?"
Shinji sweatdropped while Rei pouted at Lilith.
"Don't make that face Rei-chan. I know you like it." Lilith giggled before looking at Shinji. "Oh and Asuka came by….and…"
"She went back to Germany." continued Rei.
"Yes, she also said that all her belonging that she didn't need were to be given to us as well as her EVA." Lilith said while patting Rei's back again. "And Shinji-kun, please learn to do this so we can raise kids properly, so use Rei-chan as a baby burper~"
"Mom!" Rei yelled before burping again causing her to blush red. "Stop teaching Shinji-kun strange ideas!"
Shinji chuckled as Rei started running while Lilith tried to burp her.
"Oh come on Rei-chan! I know you want to be burped!" Lilith giggled while running after her.
"MOM!" Rei blushed while Shinji just laughed at the scene.
'Maybe I should do that...when Rei-chan is asleep.'