Crazy trouble with love
Rabeeder, Chan Lee, and Dan
Series: Bakugan
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-one month after Naga's invasion-
In the park of the city is where we focus on a small yellow and white orb just sitting there.
"Ok….where am I?" Said the orb while opening up to reveal a four armed woman with a halo on her back. She looked around and saw how everything was bigger than her and closed up before rolling out and unfolded to see a fountain with some benches.
"This isn't Vestroia. And why am I stuck in this unattractive form!" She grumbled while looking around...only go get knocked down by a pigeon. "Gah!"
The bird tilted its head as the object got back up and was angry.
"Watch it birdbrain!" she hopped while seething in frustration.
The pigeon just picked her up and flew away.
"Ahhh! Help!" she cried out while trying to get out of the talons while seeing the ground get farther away from her.
The bird flew a while until it landed on a roof of a house. "Coo."
"You're gonna be in so much trouble when I get free." she growled trying to get away.
"Coo?" It said before pecking the orb.
"Ow! Stop that!" she growled. "Why can't I get big!?"
The bird then flew onto a chimney and dropped her down it before flying away.
"Ow! Eeh! Ooh!" she winced hitting the sides before reaching the bottom and rolled a little bit. "I hate birds." She coughed as she shook the soot off her. "Where am I?"
She looked around until she saw a picture of a familiar boy. "Hey, it's that cutie from before." she curled up and rolled over before seeing the picture was on a high shelf. "Dammit!"
Just then the door opened and a very familiar voice called out.
"Mom! I'm home! And I brought a friend!"
"Shit!" the small bakugan quickly rolled under the shelf.
"Dan." Said a woman with a red Chinese dress remarked. "I think your mom is out."
'Who is that bitch?!' The orb thought as Dan and the girl sat down on the couch. 'And why do I feel so….what was it? Jealous?'
"Dan." The girl said. "Thank you for letting me stay here until I can get an apartment."
"No problem Chan Lee." smiled the boy.
"So. Where should sleep? With your mom? In a guest bedroom? Your room?" She said the last part as a joke.
"Well the guest bedroom should be fine for now, give you a chance to decorate it if you want." he replied.
"Oh Dan. If you don't mean me prying or anything, but is it true you and Runo are dating?"
Dan blushed and sat down on the couch. "Well….no. I get why people would think that, but I just can't see myself getting with her."
"Oh? Is it because she has a nasty temper?" Chan Lee laughed.
"No duh." he snickered.
"And her hair! It's so….bland." She laughed even harder. "Heck even Shun's hair is better than hers!"
"Yeah, and pigtails? Really?"
"What is it? The 1970's?" She laughed.
Rabeeder kept listening while growing ansty. 'Ooh, I hate hiding, but who knows what they'll do when they see I'm back here.'
"Hey. Dan? What did you think about that bakugan, Rabeeder?" Chan Lee asked. "I heard from Marucho that she was….clingy."
"Well her and her sister Tricloid both were." he corrected.
"But Julie mentioned that they were really kind to you. Is that true?"
"Well they did think I was kinda cute." he admitted with a light blush.
"Well that's no surprise. Heck if I wasn't your friend I would have gone on a date with you." Chan Lee laughed while ruffling his hair.
This caused Rabeeder to glare at Chan Lee. 'Oh, it's on now.'
"But seriously." Chan Lee said with a stern look. "Did you have any feeling for them?"
"No, really I was more focused on getting through then looking for a date."
"Oh?" Chan Lee laughed. "But Julie said you were too busy looking at...Rabeeder was it...yea. You were looking at Rabeeder's breasts."
Dan blushed while Rabeeder inwardly smiled. 'So he does like me.'
"Anyway. If she does happen to somehow show up, I will...approve of the relation." Chan Lee grinned while feeling an unknown emotion which she brushed aside.
"What, are you my mom now?" he chuckled.
"Hmm. 'Mama Lee.' Has a nice ring to it." She chuckled.
Rabeeder was bouncing under the shelf while silently giggling. 'This girl is a pro! Hmm...maybe I should use her…. she better not feelings for my Danny.'
"Dan." Chan Lee said while hearing his stomach. "Are you hungry? Because if you are I can cook an authentic Chinese meal for you."
"Sounds good to me." he smiled rubbing his stomach. "I could use a bite to eat." Just as Dan finished that sentence he heard Chan Lee's stomach growling. He laughed while Chan blushed.
"Maybe I should prepare two meals." She said while blushing. She stood up and walked to the kitchen.
'Good at cooking, kind and not bad on the curves…..she's perfect!' Rabeeder thought with glee. 'But I need to get her alone or Danny will freak out and run from what I'm about to do.'
She closed up and made sure Dan wasn't looking before slowly rolling into the kitchen.
(Kitchen)
"Now where is that cooking pot?" Chan Lee said as she looked in the cabinets for it. "Wow. Limited edition sporks! No focus. I need that pot."
As she kept looking, Rabeeder stopped and unfolded. "Hey amazon!"
"What? I'm not an...who are you and why are you looking at me like that?" Chan Lee said as she looked at Rabeeder in confusion.
"Whatever, just hold still." Rabeeder concentrated her power with her form glowing before a beam shot out and hit Chan Lee's earring.
"What the!" She yelled as she felt her mind slipping and changing into a separate entity with no control of her body. 'What did you just do!'
Her body blinked and looked over herself before grinning. "Not a bad fit."
'What do you mean? Get out of my body and I won't have to throw you into the sink!'
"I'll be borrowing this body, that's what this means."
'Borrowing it for what? And who are you?' Chan Lee growled in frustration.
"The name's Rabeeder, and it's to get close to Danny boy in there." she smirked.
'Oh….WHAT? But why my body? I understand why you want him but why my body?'
"Well it's the first girl's body that seems just right."
'So you picked me to get Dan to love you and eventually have sex with you...in my body!' She blushed.
"Ooh! I was thinking more of a date with some kissing, but sex sounds good too." she chuckled.
'Me and my big mouth. Listen Rabeeder, why not just agree to have Dan get to know you and then you tell him about this...body possession thing. But if Dan asks for sex use condoms! I don't want to be a mother just yet!'
"Alright, I'll get to know him."
'And to tell him about this?' She glared.
"You didn't let me finish. I'll get to know him, after I taste his lips." she grinned.
'Fine, but after this, you get out of my body.'
"Yeah yeah." she waved off before walking out of the kitchen.
'Thank you. Oh and hint number one, make sure you call Dan an annoying nickname like dragy or pyus burner. That will get his attention.' Chan Lee grinned.
"Oh, hey Chan. How's the food coming?" asked Dan seeing the girl walk back into the living room.
"Oh right…..the food. I thought we can get take out instead Dragy." Rabeeder smiled.
Dan frowned. "You know I hate that."
"Really? I thought you loved it pyus burner." She grinned while moving closer to Dan.
"Not funny." he deadpanned.
'Ok tip two. If step one is a dud, make him happy by saying that he either is cool, handsome or extremely cute in a bunny suit.' Chan Lee said with sagely advice.
'A bunny suit?' thought Rabeeder with a sweatdrop.
'What? Bunnies are cute.' She pouted. 'Just do it.'
"Uh, but you look really handsome today." she spoke up.
"T-thanks." Dan blushed.
"And between you and me. You look cute in a bunny suit." Rabeeder grinned.
"Bunny suit?" he raised an eyebrow and looked at her confused.
"Yea. Plus you are as cute as a bunny to boot." She gigged while moving even closer to Dan.
"Uh, thanks." spoke Dan scooting back a little. "You alright? You're acting kinda….off."
'Step three. When in doubt, hug him against OUR chests.' Chan Lee blushed for some unknown reason. 'Go on. Hug Dan. Or are you a chicken?'
'What's a chicken?'
'It's a bird.' She sweatdropped. 'A bird that we use for cooking.'
'You're calling me a food?'
'If you don't hug Dan with our breasts, then yes.'
'You humans make no sense.'
'Neither do bakugan. Now hurry up or Dan might leave for some other woman, like Runo and Julie...maybe Alice?'
Rabeeder tuned her out and moved closer before hugging Dan.
"Like it Dan?" She smiled while pulling him closer to her breasts.
"Uh, sure." he blushed from the closeness and hugged her back. "You sure you're alright?"
"Of course! I'm just great." She grinned. "Heck I can outrun you in a race if you want?"
"Oh, is that a challenge?"
"Yep." She grinned. "First one to the bedroom is allowed one free kiss."
'Good one Rabeeder!' Chan Lee grinned. 'Go for it lover bird!'
"Alright, now I know something's wrong." he spoke pushing her back. "Maybe you should go sit down and take a nap or something."
This caused Rabeeder to look depressed and angry. "I'm calm and fine Dan. But what about you. You have been mean to me ever since I got out of the kitchen!"
"Well you never once tried this before!" he retorted.
"What? Giving you a hug? That's normal!" She yelled.
"And suddenly a kiss to the winner of a race is too?" he gave her a deadpanned look.
"...asshole." She said before slapping Dan across the face and walking away into Dan's room.
'What are you doing! What was that?' spoke Chan Lee in shock.
'What, he hurt me so I hurt him….wouldn't you do the same if someone you love broke your heart?' Rabeeder thought while laying on Dan's bed.
Chan Lee sighed. 'Look, I get you're mad, but slapping him isn't gonna make him want to agree, it's gonna push him away. And maybe if you had thought about ACTING like me before going up to him, he wouldn't be weirded out!'
'Then what should I do? Strip naked and hug Danny?' She retorted.
'NO!'
'Then what? I'm this close to crying here so just help and I will let you….share this body.' She replied while looking like she was about to flood the house with tears.
'Look, just wait a little bit, go back out there and act like you were dizzy. Just tell him sitting down helped and you're grateful, that'll let us get in close without him being suspicious.'
'...are you sure you're not my lost twin sister because that is brilliant!' She smiled while hugging herself. 'Thank you Chan Chan!'
'No problem, but Chan is just fine.'
'Ok Chan….chan.' She giggled.
'So ready for round two?'
'Yup.'
'Then what are you waiting for go get him tiger.' Chan Lee smiled while feeling that emotion again only to again brush it aside.
Rabeeder stayed sitting for a minute or so before getting up and leaving the room. "Hey Dan. Sorry about earlier. I was a little tipsy and I just thought you would like that. Sorry again." She bowed apologetically in front of Dan.
"Well how are you feeling now?"
"Like I can run a mile while holding you on my back." Rabeeder smiled while giving him a thumbs up. "How about that run? But no kissing, but we have the loser feed the other one when the food gets here."
"You're on!" Dan said fired up.
"Oh also the loser has to feed the other with chopsticks. Don't worry I'm not going to do anything perverted."
"Sounds good." he grinned walking to the door with Rabeeder following.
"So, the first one to get from here to the park and back again wins, ok Dan?" She smiled. "Or are you afraid of losing to a girl?"
"Heh, dream on." he grinned as they got into position.
"On the count of three." She said. "One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters,-"
"Three!"
"Hey! Not yet! Dan!" Rabeeder yelled as she ran after him. "You cheater!"
"Not my fault you're a slowpoke!" he chuckled back.
"NEVER INSULT A WOMAN'S WEIGHT!" She yelled as she used her powers to increase her speed. She passed Dan who was stunned. "Ha! Who's the slowpoke now Dan?"
"What the…" he spoke in disbelief before pushing more power into his legs.
"Oh and Dan. Remember when we first met under a field of battle?" She smiled while running closer to the park. "I loved our battle. And I love having fun with you."
"Uh, thanks." he remarked confused as he tried picking up the pace.
"What's wrong? To sl-" she said before running into a tree, face first. "Ow."
'That hurts.' Chan Lee said as she felt the blow in her mind.
"You alright?" asked Dan catching up.
"Not really. I think I have splinters in my face." She groaned. "Are there any Dan?"
He looked closely. "No, but look on the bright side, you won."
"Yea...and now I felt the wooden sting of defeat." She joked while trying to get up. "Since you won Dan...could you help me up? Please."
He smiled and helped her to her feet. "Like I said, you got here first, so you won."
"Running into a tree doesn't count Dan." Rabeeder pouted cutely. "And let's just head back. I think the food might be there."
"Alright." he shrugged as they headed back.
(Home)
"Open wide Dan." Rabeeder smiled while moving a piece of fish towards Dan's mouth.
'Now this is cute. I approve!' Chan Lee grinned.
"Say aw~" she smiled.
"Ahh." he opened his mouth as Rabeeder put the fish in his mouth.
"Aw. Dan is so cute. I wish we could do this more often!" She smiled with a light blush.
"Uh, thanks." he spoke chewing on the fish.
"You're welcome. It's your turn Dan." She giggled before opening her mouth in anticipation.
He grabbed some chicken and popped it in her mouth.
"Yum. Dan is so sweet." She smiled while finishing the chicken. "If only you had a girlfriend then maybe she would enjoy this." 'Or not.'
'Step four. Give him a confession then the truth!' Chan Lee glared.
"Dan, please don't think I'm crazy when I say this."
"Say what Chan?" Dan said while eating some chicken.
"I'm actually not Chan, I'm actually Rabeeder."
Dan's eyes widened before nearly choking on the chicken. "What! Rabeeder! What are you doing in Chan's body?!"
"Well, ever since you guys beat Naga, I've been stuck here for a month."
"Wait? You have...why didn't you just find me or the other brawlers?" Dan asked with concern. "We could have helped."
"I had no idea where I was. First I was at a harbor, then downtown, then a park, I had no clue where to look."
"Still, you should have looked for us. Heck I would have even let you stay here with me Rabeeder." He blushed a little.
'Aw Dan likes you.' Chan Lee giggled.
"Really?" asked Rabeeder with hope.
"Of course. I would have even let you become a part of the family." He blushed along with Rabeeder. "Heh, sorry if that sounded weird."
"No. It didn't." She blushed. "Because Dan, I really really love you."
Now it was his turn to blush brighter as Rabeeder hugged him close.
"Danny. I only wanted you. Hell I possessed Chan to better understand my new boyfriend." She smiled as tears of joy ran down her face.
'Oh Rabeeder. You're a kind and innocent girl. Go on….you can have him….' Chan Lee said while recognizing the emotion that plagued her, envy and love. 'Go on. You can use my body...even have it….I don't need Dan's care, as long as he's happy.'
'You love him.'
'Yes, but if he loves you, I can let it go and let you have Dan, Rabeeder.' She said with a sad tone.
Rabeeder frowned. "Dan, I want you to kiss me, but that's it."
'What? You're not going with your original plan?' Chan Lee said confused.
'If we cross that line, we're gonna BOTH do it with him.'
Chan Lee looked at her before crying. 'Thank you Rabeeder! Thank you!'
"Now," Rabeeder grabbed Dan's cheeks. "Pucker up big boy."
Dan blushed red as Rabeeder kissed him on the cheeks before also kissing his lips. He reached up and rubbed her back.
"Ah. Danny. You're such a kisser that I think I wet myself from your lips." She chuckled. "And Danny, Chan also loves you, she just didn't know until I confessed to you."
'Rabeeder!' She blushed.
"Heh, that explains earlier." he chuckled.
"Yea. But what did you mean?...oh! When Chan wanted to cook for you and when she asked you about being her boyfriend." She laughed as Chan blushed insider her mind.
'Gah! Stop or I will die of embarrassment!'
"So, does this mean both, or all three, of us are together?" he asked confused.
"Yep. But don't worry we will do this relationship slowly so that you can get use to us. Heck as a gesture of good faith, I will allow Chan to use her body again in public and I will only surface when you're in danger or when we're alone." Rabeeder smiled. "Ok Danny?"
"Sure, but can you just call me Dan, Danny sounds like I'm a kid."
"Aw….ok Dan." She pouted cutely. That's when she came to a realization and headed back into the kitchen.
'What's the matter Rabeeder?' Chan Lee said as Rabeeder looked around the kitchen.
"Ah ha!" she walked over and grabbed her small body. "Still need this."
'Your body? Why? I don't mind you sharing.'
"Because with this, I can fight." she grinned. "And I think it's time to go back inside."
'Aw. I wanted you to stay the night. Maybe in Dan's bed with his warm body comforting us?' Chan Lee smiled.
"I can still do that." she grinned before the earring glowed a the beam shot out and hit the small sphere.
"Sigh. And I was starting to enjoy your company too." Chan Lee pouted slightly. "So let's head back and give Dan a great kiss to the cheeks before bed, Rabeeder."
"Sounds good to me."
"Then let's go." Chan Lee smiled as Rabeeder landed on her shoulder as they entered the dining room. "Oh Dan~ it's time for your evening kisses."
He blushed as Chan sat next to him and grabbed his face.
"Pucker up Dan." She smiled before kissing his lips.
"No fair! I wanted to do that!" Rabeeder yelled before also kissing Dan's lips.
He blushed even more as Chan hugged him and Rabeeder hopped on his shoulder.
"We love you Dan." They smiled before rubbing his body.
'Heh, I could get use to this.'
"Oh Dan, if you cheat on us. You will be harmed in the most painful way possible." They glared before returning to their rubbing.
"Uh, sure." he spoke nervously.
"Then we will be your sword and Shield against your enemies. No matter if they are humans or bakugan." They smiled before kissing his lips again.
'What have I gotten myself into?'