Crazy trouble with love
May and Ash
Series: Pokemon
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-Kanto, Viridian forest-
"Man, it's great to be back home." smiled Ash as he and his traveling pals were walking through the place where he began his journey.
"Well technically it's nearly home." Cilan remarked while Iris just tried to not look annoyed at Ash's overly energetic personality. "And I must say, this is a quaint little forest that I can feel the aromas mixing smoothly in the air itself."
Just then a rustling was heard from a nearby grove of trees along with a high pitched scream.
"AAAHHH!"
"What was that?!" cried Ash before running towards the sound.
"AAAHHH! LOOK OUT!" Yelled a woman's voice as it came closer until it hit Ash and caused them to tumble onto the ground. "Ow…"
"Ow." Ash rubbed his head while Pikachu made a surprised sound and he turned to see who the person was.
"Ash?" The woman said getting up. "Is that you?"
"May?" he spoke looking at the girl.
Said girl smiled before hugging Ash. "I missed you Ash!"
"I missed you too." he smiled hugging her back. That's when Cilan and Iris caught up.
"Who's the child?" May asked pointing to Iris. "She looks like a new trainer….and is that pokemon living in her hair?!"
"Hey! Who you calling a child ya little brat!" she called back with a frown.
"I'm older than you, you little brat!" May glared back at Iris. "And if you think I'm a child then you need your eyes re-examined!"
Both glared at the other with Axew, Cilan, Pikachu, and Ash getting nervous.
"At least I have a better reach than you flat chest!"
"Alright! Let's all just try to calm down." suggested Ash.
"Fine Ash." May sighed. "But you owe me."
"Sounds fair." he relented.
"So Ash." May asked confused. "Who are they and where's Brock?"
"Well, this guy's Cilan, a gym leader and the first gym I went to when I reached Unova." he gestured to the green haired male.
"And the brat?" May glared again at Iris.
"Iris, she and I met kind awkwardly and she wants to be a dragon master." he spoke while getting in between and keep the girls from shouting again.
"Like how? Did she try and do anything to hurt my 'pokemon trainer' teacher?" May asked with a glare.
"Your what?" asked Iris with a raised eyebrow.
"My teacher." May said with a frown. "Ash is a great teacher!"
"He couldn't teach a four year old how to use a pokeball!"
"SHUT UP!" May yelled as she wanted to punch the girl right in the face. "ASH IS A BETTER TRAINER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!"
"WANNA PROVE THAT BRAT!" yelled Iris back.
"I WILL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW YOU BRAT!" Yelled May as she was about to throw a right hook on to the girl's nose. Only to be stopped by Ash.
"Both of you stop!" he called out. "May, what were you screaming about earlier?"
May calmed down before trembling. "I accidently got between a Beedrill hive raid with another nest….and I became their next target."
"Wait, you mean you might have lead them here? You really are a kid." spoke Iris.
"SHUT UP! OR I WILL PUNCH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS!" May yelled in anger while being held back by Ash. "Let me go!"
"Perhaps we should find somewhere to rest today!" suggested Cilan trying to calm Iris down.
"Grrr. If we rest, keep this brat away from me." May growled while calming down in Ash's arms.
"We're not to far from a small hotel near here. I passed it when I came by here." spoke Ash.
"Ok. But I'm staying with you, better then rooming with miss tree over there." May said while pointing to Iris' hair.
"Tree? This coming from the girl who's hair looks like she has drooping ears!"
"Hey! At least my hair doesn't stunt my growth. You're so small even a Ditto is bigger than you, Heck Pikachu's bigger than you!" May taunted.
Iris growled and tried jumping on May except Cilan and Axew held her back with her fuming.
"Ash." May whispered in his ear. "Why did this brat join you, she's too bitchy and she winds like a baby Poochyena."
"I honestly don't know, she just tagged along and I just let her stay cause I could use the company." he whispered back.
"You should have called me." She whispered back. "I care about you too much to just leave you alone."
Ash blushed at the underlying meaning and nodded. "Sorry, It kinda slipped my mind."
"Next time call me when you go take on a league. Please?" She whispered.
"No problem."
"Good." She smiled. "Now let's get going Ashy~" She whispered the last part in his ear.
He blushed and cleared his throat. "Everyone follow me."
"That means you, Tree Hair." May teased as she walked with Ash towards the hotel. "Try not to get a Kakuna caught in it." 'Or a Raticate.'
Iris growled and reluctantly followed while stamping on the ground.
-hotel-
"Finally." May smiled as she walked though the hotel doors.
"Oh, hello there." greeted a middle aged man behind the counter. "I take it you all came here to stay the night?"
"One double bed." May said while holding Ash's hand, secretly but not too secretly for the man at the counter not to notice. "With a view."
"Of course, I take it you two will be sleeping in that room?" he asked looking at Ash and May.
"Yes." May smiled while Ash blushed lightly.
"And you two?" the man turned to Cilan and Iris.
"Separate beds." Iris said. "Without a view."
"Alright, here you all go." he handed the girls the keys. "Enjoy your stay."
"We will." May said while taking her room key. 'Very much~'
They headed upstairs with Iris glaring at the back of May's head.
"So Ash? Another failed attempt? Or another villainous organization trying to control the world?" May asked with curiosity.
"You mean me failing to beat the league?" he asked.
"Yes. But don't worry. I'll alway root for you." May smiled as they walked up the stairs.
"They seem like great friends." Cilan remarked to Iris with a smile.
Iris just grumbled as she continued to glare at May.
"What are you looking at?" May said annoyed as she glanced at the 'Dragon master' and is now looking at the girl. "Got something to say?"
Iris growled before stopping at room number 234, May's & Ash's room.
"That's our room." glowered May.
"So?" Iris said with a smirk. "You need an adult to keep an eye on you two kids."
"Oh yeah, would you mind going out and finding one for us?" spoke May while looking around. "Oh look! I see three and one child." she grinned patting Iris' head.
"I'm not a kid, you brat!" She pouted.
"Cilan, why don't you two go to your room? I think she needs a nap."
"Hey!" Iris yelled before being pulled away by the green haired connoisseur.
"Try not to wet the bed!" May called back with a smug grin as she opened the door and lead Ash inside.
-room 212, Iris and Cilan's room, two hours later-
Iris fumed on her bed while Cilan was making some dinner. "Stupid brat…"
"Iris, maybe you should have been a little more nicer to May. She is Ash's friend after all." spoke Cilan stirring the stew.
"Yea. And they're siblings." Iris sarcastically said. "They couldn't win a battle with a Pichu."
'Coming from the girl who jumps seeing a Vanillite?' thought Cilan with sarcasm.
"Pika." The mouse Pokemon said as he looked at the door with twitching hears listening to something that only he could hear at the moment.
"Axew?" spoke the pokemon walking over.
"Pika pika….pika...pik." Pikachu said while blushing a little in embarrassment.
-pokespeak activated-
"I know that sound anywhere." spoke Pikachu turning to Axew.
"Who?" Axew asked confused. "And what are you hearing?"
"Well I can hear a sound coming from Ash and May's room, and it's not the first time." he blushed.
"Wha? What do you mean?" Axew asked while looking at the door, then Iris, then Pikachu.
"Uh, it's nothing." he spoke walking away from the door. "Let's just give them their moment."
Axew just looked at Pikachu before jumping off the bed and running towards the door as the dragon opened the door and ran to the source of the noise.
"Axew!" Cried Iris who saw her pokemon run out before following.
"Iris!" Cilan yelled as he ran after them with Pikachu behind him.
-room 234, outside-
Axew stopped outside the door and pressed his head against it. He heard a loud moaning which caused him to blush heavily as his trainer found him.
"Axew! Why did you run out?" asked Iris walking over and looking at the number with a frown.
"AH! ASH!" Cried a loud scream from the room. One that caused the two to jump at the sheer volume.
"Iris, what's going on?" asked Cilan as he and Pikachu walked over.
"I don't know but something is happening to the brats." Iris frowned while Axew opened the door a bit.
"Iris, you shouldn't be doing that." spoke Cilan.
"Like hell I wouldn't!" Iris said before looking through the crack….and blushed. "What the!"
Axew looked in and blushed with his mouth dropped open. So did Cilan as he looked in and saw the sight.
(Inside)
We find May, who was wearing a night piece that looked like her Arabian contest outfit, being thrusted into by Ash's cock. "Ah...Ash! I can't hold it…"
"Me neither." he grunted moving his hips while holding her thighs. "I'm gonna cum!"
"Then cum AsHH! AH!" May cried as Ash's semen poured into her womb. "I LOVE THIS ASH KETCHUM!
"AHHH!" he groaned making sure he pushed in all the way as his sperm coated her insides.
"FUCK ME ASH! FUCK YOUR LOVER~" May cried as the door suddenly opened up and four figure landed on the ground. "AAAHH!"
"GUYS!" cried Ash with wide eyes and a bigger blush.
"WHAT THE HELL ASH! WHY ARE YOU RAPING THAT BRAT?" Iris yelled with a massive blush covering her face.
"Rape? He's fucking me, duh." spoke May with a frown. "Were you outside listening!"
"Y-Yes." Cilan blushed. "But only because Iris was chasing Axew."
They looked at said pokemon who blushed in embarrassment.
"But...H-How!?" Iris asked stuttering. "How did a kid like him start having a relationship?! He can't even clean his hat!"
"You might now understand, seeing how much younger you are." May smirked seeing Iris get angry again. "But he's always been in a relationship, with me."
"WHAT! YOU!" She yelled with jealousy.
"Yup, and ever since we traveled together, we've kept it on the down low. But when we meet back up, we make sure to help the other one out. This is called S-E-X. Do you know what sex is?" she asked in a condescending tone.
"YES I DO!" She growled. "BUT HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!?"
"We got to know each other, started off slow, then one night we kissed and took our cherries that night. Oh, that means we fucked in case you didn't know." she smiled.
"I think what Iris meant to say was, how did you realize you were….you know." Cilan said while holding back an enraged Iris. "Start dating."
"Well it was around the middle of when me, May, Max, and Brock were out in the Hoenn Region. Me and May tried to support each other, her trying to win contents and me with battles."
Both humans looked on while listening very carefully.
"We swapped ideas and started talking about our lives and before you know it, I'm leaning in and kissed him." grinned May. "Turns out it was his first."
"Grr." Iris growled. "So? A kiss is just that, a kiss!"
"Oh, it gets better. Pretty soon we're on the floor, rubbing each other, and then we started taking our clothes off and I rode him all night." shivered May with a blush.
Iris blushed while looking ready to blow her top. "So? What's so great about Ash? He's a child."
"You must be a virgin, right?" May smirked and slowly moved up without taking Ash's cock out. "Take a long look at what he's packing, cause he's not a kid down here."
She blushed while looking at the cock. 'Big...GAH!'
"As for himself, where do I start? He's sweet, honest, confident, determined, does everything he can to improve, albeit with difficulty, and knows just the things to say to motive a person." she listed off before kissing Ash.
"Yea right." Iris scoffed. "This kid is nothing but a rookie trainer."
"Oh really? Tell me, how many dragons do you have?" asked May.
"Two hundred!" She said before blushing. "Just two…"
"And how many big leagues have you won with them?"
"None." She frowned. "But I don't need to challenge them! I'm a Dragon Master!"
"Oh, then you must have seen the dragon pokemon in all the regions Ash has been to, right?"
"What do you mean?" Iris cocked her eyebrow.
"Did you honestly think only dragons were in Unova? There's dragon pokemon in ALL the regions. Wow, for a dragon master you're really oblivious."
"And what dragons did the brat see? I don't even think he even saw a legendary!"
"Hey!" frowned Ash. "I've seen ALL the legendaries. I've also seen more dragons than you probably know."
"Name three."
"I've met the three legendary birds, Articuno, Moltres, and Zapdos, with even riding on the back of a Lugia."
"What a load of malarkey." Iris laughed. "Like you could have ever done that. And any legendary dragons...or are you making it up as well?" Iris started laughing harder.
"Well none, unless you consider Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, Rayquaza, Latios, and Latias as dragons." he listed off.
Iris stopped laughing and just looked at Ash in shock. "W-What!"
"You met the Creation Trio!" spoke Cilan in shock. "That's amazing!"
"Yep my Ashy is one of a kind." May smiled while kissing Ash again. "And I would never trade him for anything in the world."
"Well what about you? What did you do in those fancy contests?" Iris turned to May.
"Well. Besides winning and losing a couple of contests. I did see Jirachi, Groudon, Kyogre, Articuno, Regice, Regirock, Registeel, Rayquaza, two Deoxys, Mew, and even raised a baby Manaphy along with Ash." May listed down while Iris and Cilan looked at her in shock. "Oh and Iris, What legendaries did you see? A small Vanillite with a Meowth on it head?" She chucked.
Iris shivered hearing the first one and growled. "No, I didn't."
"Then what?" May grinned. She saw Iris shiver and giggled. "What? Scared of ice pokemon?"
"S-Shut up!" Iris blushed. "I'm not afraid!"
"Oh? Then if you think you're such a master, let's prove it. You and me battle."
"You're on….but GET DRESSED!"
"After one more round," May waved her hand. "Shoo shoo, kids shouldn't see this."
Iris growed and stayed put as Cilan took Axew and Pikachu away. "I'm staying! And you can't make me leave!"
"Look out! A Beartic!" called Ash pointing behind her.
"AAAHH!" Iris yelled as she ran into a closet. "KEEP IT AWAY!"
"Good one." May giggled to Ash.
"Thanks." Ash smiled as he grabbed May's breast. "Now let's really make it loud for her."
"Let's...Ashy~" May purred as they started kissing passionately.
(Closet)
'Stupid kids!' Iris thought as she heard the sounds of sex ringing in her ears. 'Gah! I will beat her...after they stop fucking like Buneary!'
(Later after the sex)
"Your move brat." May grinned as she wore her casual clothes. They had moved outside and went to the back where they had space to battle. 'Or are you Pidgey?"
Iris glared at her and threw her pokeball out.
"Dragonite." a yellow dragon said in a bored tone.
"Try beating this guy." grinned Iris.
May smirked as she took out a pokeball. "Glaceon! Take the stage!"
"Glaceon." An ice covered cat meowed before looking at Pikachu with a wink. "Glaceon~"
Pikachu blushed while Iris shivered seeing the ice type.
"Glaceon?" The pokemon said while looking at the Dragonite and Iris with confusion. "Glac?"
"What's wrong Iris? Getting cold feet?" smirked May at the taunt.
"Shut up! Dragonite use Thunder Punch!" Iris yelled.
"Glaceon. Use both Shadow ball and Ice beam on that dragon!"
Glaceon grinned and formed a dark orb before firing it and followed up with the cold attack that surrounded it in a cold aura. Her attack got bigger with each second before hitting the Dragon square on in the face before exploding into a ball of ice and dark energy.
Dragonite flew back and rolled on the ground, but slowly pushed itself up with a frown.
"Oh? Still up?" May frowned. "Glaceon. Use Ice shard on the wings then use rapid Shadow balls on the Dragonite's face until it's out cold!"
"Dragonite use Flamethrower!"
Dragonite didn't listen as he used Thunder punch again. Glaceon easily dodged the attack before sending the ice at his wings causing effective damage and started shooting Shadow Ball after another at its face. As the balls of dark energy hit the dragon, it started to feel weaker before falling to the ground, out cold.
"Dragonite!" called Iris in shock.
"Looks like a pseudo-legendary is too much for you, why not just stick to something your speed...maybe a Snorunt." May laughed.
Iris growled and returned Dragonite.
"Anything else?" May said boredly. "If not I have some fucking to do with Ashy."
"G-Go ahead! You….You….CHEAP FLUZY!"
May looked at her in rage. "What did you say?"
Before Iris could repeat herself, Ash walked over and slapped the girl.
"A-ASH! WHY DI-"
"No one calls my girlfriend that! Especially a little brat who thinks she's all that! WEll guess what Iris? You're not a master, and you're not even a trainer. All you are is some little kid who thinks that by insulting everyone and having pokemon suddenly means you're above everyone. Well I'm through. I'm done traveling with you, someone who can't even accept a loss without learning from it to get stronger."
Iris just looked at Ash in rage before leaving.
"Oh Iris." May grinned while releasing her Blaziken. "Blaziken meet Iris, Iris...MEET BLAZIKEN'S BLAZE KICK!"
"Blaze!" he cried out running over before jumping as his foot burned up with flames and hitting Iris right into the stratosphere.
"AAHHH! I WILL GET YOU ASH! SOMEDAY!"
"Uh, maybe that was a little much." remarked Ash looking up. "Last thing I want is you getting arrested."
"Sorry. But she is way more irritating then Team Rocket." May said embarrassed. "So, looks like you're missing a traveling companion. Think I can tag along?"
Ash smiled. "Sure. Anything for you."
"Sweet." she hugged his arm. "But before we leave, I think you need to punish me~"
"Oh?" He grinned. "With the rope or the 'ditto'?"
"Both." she whispered in a husky tone.
"Ok." Ash then whispered. " My harem goddess."
She blushed as they walked back inside while Cilan chuckled and followed while Pikachu felt something tap him on the shoulder.
-Pokespeak activated-
"Pikachu." Glaceon smiled. "Don't forget to punish me too~"
He blushed as she nuzzled him. "Uh, maybe we can take it easy tonight?"
"Aw." She pouted cutely. "We alway do that."
"Well last time you wanted me to punish you, ya kinda….wrung me dry."
"Well sorry for having tight folds." She blushed. "So Pikachu? Where did Blaziken kick that bitch?"
-Beedrill hives, one mile away from the hotel-
"AHHHH!" screamed Iris before crashing through the top of the hive.
"Hey Bill." Said a Beedrill in it's own language. "We have an intruder...again!"
"Attack!"
The hive went into a frenzy as Iris screamed in fear.
"FOR THE HIVE!"
"AAAHHHH!"