Crazy trouble with love
Female Adam/Anna, Ruby, and Jaune
Series: RWBY
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-White Fang HQ, bosses office-
Sitting in his office, Adam was going over the latest info on their supplies.
"One Dust cannon. Three new bags of counterfeit money…" he counted before a small portal opened in front of the desk. He grabbed his sword and stood up while slowly drawing it out.
"Yui? This isn't the Grimoire beach?" Said a figure in black. "This is the White Fang Central HQ!"
"Well I gave you the map, so you're the one who got us lost." spoke the other figure in red.
"Yea yea tell that to the hand."
"Who are you two?" spoke Adam in a cold tone. "Tell me or I'll end you where you stand."
"Did you hear something?" The figure in black asked.
"You mean a cold voice with an edge? Yup."
"Ah, I thought it was a bitch with human issues." He laughed.
"Identify yourself!" Adam yelled.
They turned around. "See? Told you it was a cold voice with an edge."
"No it was a monkey with a human inferiority complex aka Adam the idiot of White Fang." the black robes figure laughed.
Adam growled in anger. "Shut up you human lovers!"
"Human lovers? Are we human lovers Yui?" The black cloak figure asked.
"If looking at porn of said species is considered love, than paint me a human lover." chuckled the red cloaked figure.
"Agreed!"
"Shut up! Now identify yourself or I will kill you both where you stand!" Adam yelled drawing his sword at them.
"Well, he's him, and I'm me. That good enough?" asked the red figure.
"Yep and you're a faunus with no life~" the black figure laughed.
That's when Adam lunged at them with his sword drawn. Only to get blasted by a large gun with the words, GB, on the hilt. He went flying and crashed into his desk.
"So Yui? How long until the effect activates?"
"What effects?" Adam asked in a feminine voice. He looked down and saw that he had DD-cups under his suit. "AAAAHHHHHH!"
"Never mind."
"What have you done to me!" she cried out in shock.
"Oh. I just used Yui's experimental gender bending Faunus gun."
"How does it feel to lose your dick?" asked Yui.
Adam growled. "You bastards will pay!"
"Nothing we heard before." The black figure smiled.
Adam growled and jumped at them again with her sword before Yui moved forward and grabbed her wrist in motion before redirecting her body and making her crash out the window and into the forest.
"Good hit. But bloody hell I think you nearly killed her doing that!"
"Trust me, she'll survive. Now let's get out of here before security arrives."
"Agreed no need for more gender bending here." Omni said while opening a portal. "And next time….we are taking that right at albuquerque!"
-In the forest-
"AAAHHHHH GAH OOFF OW!" Adam yelled before hitting several trees and hitting the ground, on her butt. "Ow...what else would go wrong?"
"GANGWAY!" yelled a red blur before hitting her in the face, sending her into a tree.
"Ow." hissed Adam pulling her face off before rubbing her head.
"Ruby!" Yelled a blond head teen. "Are you ok?!"
"Stars." spoke the girl rubbing her head. "Now that's smarts."
"Of course it does, you had too much sugar and used your Semblance." He deadpanned. That's when he took notice of the other girl and walked over. "Hey, you alright?"
"I'm fine." Adam growed while getting up. "Now get your friend and leave or I will cut you." She then realized, her sword was missing. "Fuck!"
"Heh, sorry about running into you, but I had a big slice of chocolate cake, go a crazy idea, and ran off and into you. Sorry." apologized Ruby.
"It's fine, but are you a Faunus?" She asked with a glare.
"Sorry but no." Ruby said. "Just a human just like Jauney."
"Quit calling me that!"
"Forget you two, I need to get going." she frowned and turned before she started walking.
"Wait! That way has Alpha Ursa Majors!" Jaune and Ruby yelled out with Adam not listening to them.
"I know where I'm going!" she called back with a huff. 'Damn humans, think they know these woods. Me and my men have memorized the entire geography of this region.'
As she thought about how her men could remember anything, she accidentally entered a Ursa Major's den. And there were tiny Ursa's looking at her in curiosity.
Adam gritted her teeth and turned before walking away.
Only for the mother to appear. "GRA!"
Adam frowned and looked at the large Ursa that bared its teeth at her. "Damn it, now I really need my sword."
The creature looked at her and saw her cubs playing with the Faunus' legs. And this got her seeing red. "GGGRRRAAAA!"
The cubs ran out of the way as the mother raised her claw before swiping down at Adam who rolled to the side as the claws hit the ground.
'I need to make a run for it!'
"GRA!" The mother growled as it bit down on her leg and started applying pressure to the bone.
"AHHHH!" screamed Adam who tried using her fists to punch the mother, only for her to get more angry and kept biting and made the Faunus yell louder in pain.
"GRA!"The Ursa yelled before breaking the bones and moving the claws to Adam's chest and stomped on her.
"AHHHHHHH!" cried Adam who felt her bones and muscles feel the pain and felt the blood slowly ooze out from her chest.
The bear like grimm proceeded to thrash the Faunus against the ground with her jaw before a bullet flew by. "GRA!?"
"You put her down!" called Ruby reloading Crescent Rose. "Jaune! Grab her, I'll cover you!"
"Ok!" Jaune yelled while carefully picking the girl up and ran out of the cave as the Grimm charged at Ruby,
"GRA!"
Ruby kept opening fire to keep the Ursa back before seeing Jaune and the girl get far enough and used her Semblance to follow.
"Gra….gra." the bear calmed down before inspecting her cubs for injuries.
"FUCK! MY BODY!" yelled Adam in pain. She felt like her body would break any minute and didn't notice as Ruby set her down against a tree. "Fucking kill me."
"Calm down." Ruby said while applying bandages to the wounds as Jaune started lifting the leg. "Just hold still."
"Easy for you to say!" she hissed before crying out in pain as she felt some antiseptic sprayed on her chest while Ruby slowly unbuttoned the front of the suit.
"God. That Ursa Major did a number on you." Jaune said while taking two branches and placing it around the broken leg while also bandaging them together. "Just ty to endure it and you'll be alright."
"Like gah! You humans are just perfect little doctors." She growled before hissing in pain from the tightening feeling on her right leg. "Be careful you idiot!"
"Sorry." spoke Jaune as he finished tightening the rope. "Alright, try not to move it around too much."
"Like I would you idiot blond." She glared while looking at Ruby confused. "Why?"
"Why what?"
"Why in all of Vale did you risk your own lives to save me? I was already close to death, but you went ahead and saved me. You could have just ignored my cries and no one would have known."
"Then who would miss you?" Jaune asked. "Someone must miss you heavily."
"I...don't have close people. I have subordinates and workers, but no one that close to me." she replied relaxing her head against the tree.
"Well then." Ruby smiled. "How about we become your close people. Right Jaune?"
"Sure. Heck even if we weren't Hunters in training we would never let someone die on our watch whether human or Faunus, we'll protect them." Jaune smiled.
Adam blinked at them surprised behind her mask. "Uh….thank you."
"Any time Miss Grimm." Ruby smiled before taking the mask off. "Wow….you look just like Blake!...but with red hair." she reached out and touched the small horns. "And with horns."
"Wait, you two don't know….who I am?" she asked.
"And should we? Even if you were a 'Chicken lipped Grimm'," Jaune joked. "We would have saved you either way. It's kind of...the Hunter Code."
'Huh, most humans probably would have left me.' she thought as she slowly relaxed her entire body.
"Are you Blake's sister?" Ruby asked.
"No…..but I do know her." revealed Adam. 'Damn it! Why did I say that?'
"Wow! My teammate was a city friend!" Ruby grinned. "Did Blake ever act like a cat? With catnip and fish?"
"Not all Faunus act on our instincts, that's racially insensitive." she frowned.
"Sorry. It wasn't meant like that." Ruby said with a sad smile. "I just…"
"Ruby just wanted to know more about her friend." Jaune said. "Blake tends to...stay secretive on her past. We understand she has her reasons, but Ruby kinda tries to know more so maybe she can help her out."
"Yea. And maybe I can getter a birthday gift too...so Miss Grimm, does Blake like anything?" Ruby smiled.
Adam blinked before sighing. "Books, Blake loved nothing more than good literature."
"Like 'Ninjas in love'?" Jaune mentioned. "Funny. My aunt created that series." he blushed and looked away. "Kinda embarrassing when people bring it up. And I feel like an idiot for even saying anything."
"Wow. Jauney is so cool!" Ruby grinned. " Personally…." She blushed. "I read it too…"
Adam couldn't help but chuckle. "Yeah, sometimes I'd catch her reading it when she didn't see me walk in and she'd try to pretend like I couldn't see her throw it under the bed."
"Or when Blake tried to hide one under Jauney's bed."
"That was her!? I thought it was Nora!"
"Yep. And she apparently started using your bed as a personal library." Ruby giggled as Jaune blushed in embarrassment. But their attention went to Adam who even let out her own chuckle.
"Are you a...jackalope Faunus?" Jaune asked with a light blush. "Or are you a deer?"
She halted her chuckle and frowned. "I'm a bull Faunus."
"Wow. So cool." Jaune smiled. "Personally I find your horns...kind of um…."
"Sexy." Ruby blurted out.
"Ruby!" blushed Jaune.
"He tends to think Faunus girls are a little bit cuter than regular humans to be honest." Ruby whispered to Adam.
"RUBY!" Jaune blushed as Adam looked at both with wide eyes.
'They...care about Faunus...what strange humans.' she thought before yawning.
"Looks like we might have to take some time to make sure you heal up slowly. We did basic first aid, but some of these wounds can heal faster if you were with a doctor. Jaune, try and call the others and see how long it takes before they get here."
"Ok...just stop embarrassing me." Jaune said while opening her Scroll and calling his team and RWBY.
"And Jauney….make sure you call Ozpin as well. Since he would love having a new student at Beacon." Ruby smiled while Adam looked confused.
"I don't need to go to that school, I'm strong enough and have enough experience under my belt."
"Even the strong can be beaten by the meak." Ruby pointed out reminding Adam about earlier. "Plus being on a team could help improve your anti-social behavior."
"Alright, the others are gonna get here as fast as they can, but it might take a day….or two." spoke Jaune.
"Even if Nora uses her hammer to send them here?" Ruby teased.
"I'm pretty sure not all of them can stand on it." he sweatdropped.
"Oh. So no Hunter golf?" She asked.
"Sorry but no."
"Damn it!"
Adam felt her eyes slowly closing and let her head lay against the tree to let her body try and rest up.
"Miss Grimm!" Ruby said while placing her head on her shoulder. "Better Miss Grimm?"
"Mmm….call me…..Anna…." she mumbled before letting herself go to sleep.
(next morning)
"Rise and shine Anna!" Ruby said while some cooked meat smell emanated in the air. "We have squirrel meat."
Anna let out a yawn while grimacing at the meat. "Oh joy."
"Don't be so grumpy. It took hours to catch it." Ruby smiled while rubbing the horns. "Well trimmed."
"Well I don't eat meat, I'm a herbivore. And quit touching them." she frowned.
"Oh...sorry."
"Told you Ruby." Jaune said while carrying some cooked mushrooms. "Will these do?"
Anna nodded as Jaune moved closer to her face with a mushroom on a small stick. "What are you doing?"
"Well right now you need to take it easy, so I'm just gonna help you out with eating."
"...fine but no funny business." She blushed. 'Why am I so flustered?'
"I swear." he moved it closer with Anna hesitantly taking a bite.
"Aw. So cute." Ruby smiled. "Jauney can you do that to me?"
"I thought you can eat just fine?"
"Please." She puffed her cheeks. "Just one."
Jaune sighed before taking one of the mushrooms and holding it close to her.
"Thank you." Ruby smiled before eating the mushroom in one bite. "Yum! Jauney's cooking is the best!"
"Um, excuse me. But are you two a couple?" asked Anna after finishing her mushroom.
"No/yes!" Both said while Jaune looked at hir in disbelief.
"Really…."
"Yep." Ruby smiled. "So Jauney, kiss me~"
Anna raised an eyebrow. "So what is it?"
"Well, let's just say we kinda flirt with each other, but we never really became an official couple." spoke Jaune with a blush.
"Oh right...or was it because if Yang ever saw you kissing me that she would 'kick your ass into next century'?" Ruby asked. "Frankly I don't care what she says, I wanna get closer to you."
"Ruby." Jaune smiled. "You're such a sweet girl."
"Of course." she smiled.
'Since when did this suddenly become a confession to them?' thought Anna.
"So Anna." Ruby asked. "Do you like anyone?"
"No….well, I did, but let's just say things became complicated." she looked away with a frown.
"Was it Blake?" Jaune asked. "Because she did mention a failed relationship and how he treated people like the plague...did you have a brother like that?"
Anna was about to say no, but stopped. "Um, yes. He was rather….harsh."
"Like Professor Goodwin harsh or Yang harsh?" Ruby asked.
"Translation. Was it bad or terrible?" Jaune mentioned.
"Let's just say things could have gone better."
Jaune nodded before looking at her closely. "Wow….if you were any cuter the boys would have been flocking to you in a heartbeat."
"Yep."
Anna felt her face heat up. 'Why does hearing that sound nice? I was a man! I shouldn't be feeling like a girl!'
"Anna." Ruby said. "Are you ok? Your face got red for a second."
"I-It's nothing!" She blushed again. "It's just...hot out. My face probably looked flush from the heat."
"Well…" Jaune took some water out of his bag and soaked it on a bandage. "Maybe you should use this?"
Anna groaned as she raised her arm and took it before putting it on her forehead with a sigh of relief.
"Feeling better?" Jaune smiled while Ruby hugged her. "Ruby!"
"Sometimes if I'm bothered by something, a hug can help."
"True," Jaune said while also hugging Anna and Ruby. "And it does help with nerves."
"Aw Jauney!" Ruby smiled as Anna blushed redder than the girl's own hair.
'Feeling a hug from a guy and girl is odd, but nice.' she thought with a small smile.
"Anna...are you uncomfortable?" Jaune asked with a light blush. "If you want to st-"
"Um, actually, I'm fine." she nodded her head. "Thank you for asking."
"So...you like being hug?" Ruby smiled before nudging her head. "Like it meow."
"Again with the cats?" Jaune sweatdropped. 'Even if it is cute.'
"Sorry." chuckled Ruby as she just went back to hugging Anna.
"Ok. So Anna. When you said Subordinates yesterday, what did you mean?" Jaune asked. "Are you...in a…."
'Crap.'
"Corporation?"
"Yes! Yes, I work at a large corporation with many workers under me, so that's what I meant."
"What's the name?" Ruby asked with stars in her eyes. "Is it a cookie factory?"
"Uh…..no." 'Is she obsessed with those things?'
"Aw!" Ruby pouted cutely. "When what is it? A Faunus Bath and Spa?"
"No, just a simple file and tax office." she replied. 'I can't tell them the truth or I'm doomed!'
"Oh. So you just do papers with a sword?" Jaune asked confused. "Is the paper work that hard?"
'Shit!' "No, I use a sword cause I was a former huntress, but wanted something less dangerous and kept it."
"...Ok." Ruby grinned while hugging tighter. "Oh sorry Anny!"
"Anny?"
"Yeah, I tend to come up with nicknames for my friends."
"Or to anyone she likes." Jaune blushed. "Especially me and 'Jauney'."
Anna blushed harder. 'Dammit! Ignore her! Ignore them! Just wait till they go to sleep and then leave them!'
"Anny." Ruby asked with a concerned expression. "Do you hate humans?"
She kept a firm expression and looked away. "Let's just say I'm not fond of them."
"Oh." She hugged her. "Don't worry. We're different from others, we care too much to leave you alone."
"That's right. We will never abandon you Anna." Jaune smiled before hugging Anna again.
Hearing that actually made her blinked and felt something go down her cheeks.
"And Anna." Jaune smiled. "If you want...You can join both our teams, they won't judge...well accepted Blake and Weiss."
"T-Thank you." she nodded feeling her voice tremble. 'Why can't I come to hate them? WHY!?'
"You're welcome Anny." Ruby grinned while rubbing her head against her cheek. "Does Blake do this...or am I just doing it again…?"
"Uh, that's fine." replied Anna feeling herself blush.
"Aw. So cute. If only you had my hair, then we could be sisters...well younger sisters counting Yang." Ruby blushed.
"Definitely younger sister...wait, how old are you...not that I'm trying to be rude or anything." Jaune said while blushing.
Adam blushed at seeing Jaune's face before calming down. "I'm twenty one."
"Wow! I thought you were eighteen or seventeen!" Ruby said in amazement.
"Must be because she looks so young and sweet." Jaune smiled with a light blush.
Anna blushed even brighter and felt butterflies in her stomach.
"So Anna." Jaune asked. "What is it like being a bull Faunus?"
"Does it feel powerful?" Ruby smiled with excitement.
"Let's just say it keeps the wrong people from messing with me." she smiled a little with pride.
"You and Yang will love each others company. Heck she can hug you tight for just saying that." Ruby said with a sweatdrop.
"Yep….fighterholics."
"And equally stubborn and cute when you hug them." Ruby smiled as Anna blushed redder and felt her stomach overflowing with butterflies.
'Weird, the only person I ever came close to feeling like this was with Blake. But how can I be feeling like this with two people at once? And one is a guy!'
"Anna?" Jaune asked. "Is your body feeling better? If so maybe we can get you to the nearest town where we can meet up with the others."
"Yea and we can show you to Blake, she'll love seeing an old friend like you Anny!"
"Uh, yeah, sure." she nodded. "Listen, I'm feeling a little bit more tired, I'm gonna try and get some more rest."
Jaune nodded before carefully moving Anna up and laying down before Ruby placed Anna on his lap. "Better?"
"Uh….yes." she nodded.
"Great!" Ruby smiled while placing her hoodie on her like a blanket. "I will be right back, Grimm patrol." Ruby then grabbed her scythe, used her Semblance and vanished in a blur.
"So Anna." Jaune asked while using his hands as a pillow for his neck. "Tell me, Why do you have that strange symbol on your shirt?"
'SHIT! If he figures it out, I'll have to kill him.' she thought in panic. "Um, it was a mistake. My tailor was suppose to fix it, but instead he got a crazy idea and put it like this."
"Oh. Never mind….miss Faunus with a cute butt." Jaune blushed. "Sorry….Anna I just-"
"No, it's fine." she nodded before closing her eyes.
"Like the bed?" He chucked while breathing a little slowly for her comfort.
"Mmm hmmm."
"Well if you want I could hum a song for you?" He blushed a little. "Any choices or preferences?"
"Go ahead and pick."
"Ok Anna." Jaune said before humming an old Vale song about four maidens and how they came to be. All the while Anna started to close her eyes and fall asleep on Jaune's lap and with Ruby's hoodie on her body.
(Second day)
"Anna." Jaune said while rubbing her head. "Wake up it's morning."
"Mmm, wha?" she slowly blinked before remembering where she was sleeping.
"Had a good night sleep Anna?" He smiled.
"Jauney!" Yelled Ruby as she ran towards them. "I spotted a white Grimm! And it's coming this way!"
Anna slowly sat up with Jaune helping her up.
"Anny? You shouldn't move! Your injuries-"
"Are healed." Anna said while taking off some of the bandages. "I'm a fast healer."
"Wow." spoke both impressed.
"Never underestimate a Faunus." She smiled in pride.
"Um….Can you do me a small favor?" Ruby asked.
"What?"
"Can you hug me and Jauney again?"
She smiled and pulled Jaune and Ruby into a hug. "Like this?"
"Yep. Thank you Anny, you're the best." Ruby smiled.
"Yea. You're the most cutest person I've ever met Anna." Jaune blushed.
"Hey! What about me?" pouted Ruby.
"I didn't forget you my cute little cookie monster." He chuckled.
"Oh Jauney!" Ruby smiled with joy.
Just then two soldiers in white, one with deer antlers and another with a chameleon tail came running in weapons drawn.
"HANDS UP HUMANS!"
"UNHAND THAT FAUNUS!" the deer woman yelled while grabbing Anna by the hand. "Are you ok? Did they harm you!?"
"Hey! Let her go!" cried Ruby running over and tackling the woman back from Anna.
"GET US OUT OF HERE!" The woman yelled as her companion activated a smoke bomb.
"GAH! I can't see!"
"Jauney! Stop touching my breasts!"
"Sorry!"
The smoke dissipated as both hunters were left alone with the soldiers and Anna gone.
"They took Anna!" cried Jaune with frustration.
"Come on Jauney! After them!" Ruby growled in anger before grabbing Jaune by the hand and using her Semblance to race across the forest in search of their friend.
What they failed to see was that the soldiers and Anna had gone the opposite way before turning left to make it harder for them to follow.
"Are you ok miss?" the deer faunus asked.
"Yes, I'll be fine." she replied with a cold expression.
"Good, those humans really did a number on you." The other soldier said in disgust as the reached a large cave with two false doors with the White Fang symbol in the center. "You're safe now."
"They didn't do this, they helped me." she replied coolly walking forward and entering through the doors.
"Ha! Thats a laugh." The deer Faunus laughed out loud. "Only humans could break a leg like that without remorse."
"Did you forget there are Grimms around this area, soldier?" she asked in a cold voice. "If so, why don't I just see how you do well without any weapons or backup?"
"What are you our leader? And no the Grimm are better allies than any human." She said while spitting into a plant's pot in disgust. "So what the hell were those humans doing to you!?"
"Helping, unlike a fool like you." she replied before swinging and backhanded the Faunus away.
"You little-"
"Hold it. What is your name?"
"It use to be Adam, but since I'll be stuck like this, it's Anna." she replied. "And if you call my bluff, go get Adam's sword, I lost it."
"What?"
"You're our leader...what happened?"
"I said get me my sword, or else."
The soldier ran out of the room while the female just stood there in fear. "I-"
"Save it. You will be punished for this later." Anna glared with dark wrath.
The other soldier ran back with her sword and sheath and held it out to her.
"Excellent." She said taking the blade and unsheathing it before taking a few strokes. "Looks like I won't have to fire you." she turned to the two soldiers. "Tell everyone that I'm now a woman, if anyone has a problem with it, send them to me."
"Yes Anna!" The said before running out and leaving her.
She looked at the mask she grabbed before escaping and frowned. 'I think it's time for some changes.'