Crazy trouble with love

Cuccos and Link

Legend of Zelda

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-Random Village outside Hyrule castle-

'For the last time Midna….Get off my back!" Yelled Link in his wolf form was they walked into a shady tree and Midna jumped off and returned him to human form. "Much better, Why do you keep doing that!"

"Because I hate walking and it pisses you off." she shrugged.

"Ugh." Link sighed before sitting down. "If you keep this up you're going to get lazy."

"Yeah yeah yeah." she waved off.

Link sighed as a Cucco with a piece of Twilight ore in its beak walk over to them.

"Coo…." It glared at him, and made the Hero of Courage jump for some unknown reason.

Like this happened before.

"Agh!"

"What? It's just a Cucco." spoke Midna looking at Link with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't know why but those birds are evil!" Link growled while keeping away for the advancing bird.

"Coco."

"Wait, are you….scared of them?" asked Midna with a snicker.

"I don't know!" He blushed as the bird came closer and flew into his face. "GAH! GET IT OFF ME!"

Just as the bird started to peck him the ore glowed along with the Triforce of Courage causing the bird to be enveloped in smoke. "Coo?"

"What's going on?" asked Link turning to Midna.

"I don't know!"

The smoke cleared revealing a woman with large breasts, feathered wing like hands, a small feathered tail and clawed feet. Oh did I forget to mention that she was naked as well?

"Coo….cute….coo."

Link and Midna's jaws dropped open.

"Wow…."

"By the Goddesses!"

"Coo?" The woman smiled at Link with heart shaped iris. "Handsome~"

"Crap...Midna. What should I do about this?!"

"The answer is so simple I shouldn't have to say it."

"What!" He yelled at the imp. "Tell me!"

"You should fuck her." She laughed as the Humanized Cucco jumped on him and kissed Link on the lips.

"Mhmmm!" his eyes widened as he pushed the Cucco off him while he tried keeping her back with his arms outstretched away from him.

"COCO!" She smiled before continuing to try and kiss the hero.

"MIDNA! SOME HELP HERE!" Link yelled before getting tackled by another Cucco that also turned into a monster girl. "FUCK!"

"That's what I said you had to do!" she called out while rolling on her sides in laughter.

"DAMN YOU!" He yelled before the two started ripping off his pants. "AHHHH!" he pushed them back before bolting down the road.

"Coco?" Said a flock of Cuccos was crossing the road to get to the other side, only to get hit by Link. With the same results as earlier….. "HANDSOME!"

"CCRRRAAAPPP!" Link yelled as he ran the opposite way. And ran into a Cucco farm. "Oh no."

"Coco?" They said before getting turned into women and started chasing him. All the while Midna was laughing in Link's shadow.

"OH GODDESSES! THIS IS TOO MUCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP MIDNA!" Link yelled before running into a building and closing it. Though not reading the sign, Cucco braiding house, in bold letters.

'I should be safe here.' he thought.

"Coco."

Link turned around and found thousands of Cucco's on nests look at him as their bodies turned into monster girls.

"Good luck Cucco slayer!" Midna laughed as the birds advanced towards him.

Link turn and ran out with the Cucco flock eagerly chasing him. Link ran out of the farm only to get lost in a village that only has Cucco's as pets. The strange curse also affected them and caused them to jump on him with lust.

"HANDSOME!"

He turned and bolted while trying to find some place to hide. He found it in the form of a hotel….a hotel for Cuccos….fuck.

And cue a flock of them running out straight towards him.

"HANDSOME!"

"HAHHAHA!" Midna laughed like a hyena as Link ran all the way to the other side of the kingdom. "This is hurting my sides!"

He stopped near a different forest and panted. "If all of them…..get me…...I'll die for sure…"

"Or you can use them to save the realms." She laughed. "Just think about it, Zant against an army of these chicks would easily defeat him."

"HANDSOME!"

He turned and found one of the Cucco tackling him.

"...Handsome…" She said with a light blush while her nipples started to harden. She leaned down and eagerly licked around his cheeks while trying to take his shirt off.

"Take your time." Midna smiled before vanishing back into the shadow. "Go on, fuck her."

"Handsome~" the Cucco smiled before licking Link's abs.

He shivered and tried pushing her off. "Come on, get off. You're just a Cucco that transformed, plus I can't fuck an animal!"

"..." She stopped and cried a little in anger before hitting him with her face. "COCO! AGH!...ow…."

"That won't work with no beak." he pointed out.

"Ow….coco." She head butted his stomach.

"GAH! That hurts!" he winced holding the spot as she fumed. "Alright! If I fuck you, will you calm down?"

"Coco." She nodded while kissing Link's lips. "Handsome."

He blushed before she pressed their lips together. The Cucco smiled and kissed him with more passion.

"Handsome….Mink?" The cucco said Link's name with difficulty. "Zant? Mima? Lika?"

"The names Link...L.I.N.K." He said.

"...Lunko?"

"No."

"Luigi?"

"No…" 'Why him?'

"...Lulu bell?"

"I think you're quoting the name of someone from a different world."

"...Midna?" She asked confused.

"No, that's the annoying imp's name."

"I heard that!"

"...Zelda? Shink?"

"Again, no. It's Link."

"...Demise?" She said causing Link to shiver from unknown reasons.

"No, L.I.N.K."

"...K.N.I.K?"

"Link."

"Kinky Linky~" she smiled with her kissing his cheek.

"Close enough." he sighed while moving a hand across her thigh.

"Linky~" she moaned while she accidently laid an unfertilized egg. "Coco…"

"Woah." he stared at it in surprise. "Guess you changed while you had some eggs in you."

"Coco…" She blushed as Link started to grope her breasts. "AH~"

"So soft." he muttered giving them a squeeze.

"AH" she moaned before using her feet to rip his pants off and started playing with his cock with her talons while being careful not to touch it with her talons. "Ah~Linky's cock~"

He hissed feeling her foot and kneaded her breasts rougher while rubbing her nipples with his thumbs.

"COCO!" She cried out before cumming on Link's chest. "Ah~...so….warm…"

"Wow, for a Cucco you sure are sensitive with these." he chuckled.

"Linky~" The Cucco smiled while carefully rubbing the cock with her talons.

Link groaned and saw her wet snatch before grinning. "Want me to fist that egg laying snatch of yours?"

She nodded before feeling her folds getting pushed by Link's fist. She let out a loud moan feeling his fist stretch her entrance open. "COCO! LINKY~"

"Fuck that snatch is so tight! Are you...a virgin Cucco?"

She blushed and nodded.

"Wow….I thought you were a mad bird but instead," he fisted deeper in her womb and felt an egg. "Your a cute egg laying girl."

She smiled she resumed kissing him while spreading her legs farther and moaned while slowly pushing the egg out.

"Gah!" Link groaned while taking the fist out and letting the egg fallout. "So cute."

She panted feeling it come out before seeing Link's cock standing up at attention. "Cock….Linky~" she blushed while the cock ejaculated pre-cum on her talons.

"You want me to fuck you now?"

She nodded. "Fuck me coco." She smiled while laying on the ground and spreading her folds until her womb was shown.

"Heh, can't believe I'm gonna do this, but damn am I horny." he moved closer and rubbed the tip around the entrance.

"Mmnn~" she moaned as the cock entered her folds and hit her womb before blood came out of her snatch. She flinched and felt tears come out of her eyes. "L...inky….coco…."

"Damn! This is really tight."

"Linky...love coco you~" she smiled as she felt the cock hitting the womb. "Ah~"

Link groaned as the tip touched her womb and slowly pulled back before slamming back inside all the way.

"COCO!" She cried out before kissing Link. "Love...Link~"

"Ah! You're insides are so hot!" he groaned moving his hips deep inside her and making sure to keep squeezing her breasts while doing that.

"Coco! Love you link AH!" She cried as her womb started to cum as the juices landed on the ground. That just made Link faster as the juices made it easier to push in farther.

"LINK!" She cried while feeling his cock twitching inside her. "LOVE COCO!"

"I'M CUMMING!"

Both cried out as Links semen entered her womb. As Link unhooked his rod from her snatch, Midna came out with a nosebleed.

"Wow. So the fairy boy is now a man….I'm so proud of you!"

He sent her a glare while the Cucco rubbed her belly.

"Link…"

"So should I tell them?" Midna grinned while pointing to the other Cuccos hiding in the treetops with lustful eyes.

Link paled as he saw all of them slowly move out with lustful gazes and their snatches dripping wet.

"Good luck with your army~" Midna laughed as they got closer.

"I-I can't fuck all of them! I'll die in no time!" he panicked. Only for the Triforce to glow and increase his energy. Just as they came closer to him. 'Oh fuck.'

(Final battle against Ganondorf)

"Any last words?" The ruler of the sands grinned as he had a sword of white light against Link's neck.

"Yup, CUCCO'S! ATTACK!"

Ganondorf looked confused before seeing an army of monster girls, one bigger than his own, running towards him with swords and arrows of light.

"FOR LINK!"

"FOR LINKY!"

"FOR THE HUSBAND!"

"AHHHHHH!"

The birds attacked the reincarnation of evil with the fury of a thousand normal Cuccos while cutting each of his limbs off.

"GGGAAHH!"

"CCCCCOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOO!"

Link and Midna covered their eyes from the carnage.

"So Link...like the harem?" She grinned.

"Jealous?"

"A little." She blushed. "Hey Link, after they stop with the massacre, can you ask them about sharing with little old me?"

"Oh? And since when did you get a crush on me?" he grinned.

"...since….you fucked them." She blushed red.

"Mmmmm, I don't know...you sure seemed not interested…." he false shrugged.

Midna pouted before kissing his cheek. "Silly fairy. Such a teaser."

"HEY!" chorused his army surrounding them and growling at the small girl.

"Wait! Link wanted to do that….please Link." She said while holding his neck. "Let me join."

"Hmmm, alright." he held up a finger. "But you gotta pass the test."

"What test?" She asked confused.

"You have to sleep with each and everyone of them, and not cum once."

"Ok. But," it was her time to raise her finger. "You have to get ALL of us pregnant with Triplets."

"Alright, but that's if you pass the test." he chuckled.

"Ok Linky~" she purred before turning to the Cuccos. "Who's first!?"

Each one of them had a lustful glint before they literally threw themselves on top of her.

"Hey watch the breasts!" She blushed while fucking the monster girls with her hair. "Like it, it's called Hair fucking!"

'This is gonna be good.' thought Link as he watched the orgy. 'I hope she does win, I still need to knock each of them up.'

"AH! MINKA!"

"YES! SCREAM MY NAME YOU BIRDS!"