Crazy trouble with love

Navi and Link

Legend of Zelda

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Link sighed as he was walking down the path.

"Hey Link, Link, LINK!" yelled a blue ball of energy with wings. "Link! Listen to me! LINK!"

"WHAT!"

"Why are you so glum?" Navi asked.

"No."

"Link. I am I cute?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I wanted to see if you were really gay? Like what that village said yesterday." She said in a matter of fact voice. "So are you gay Link?"

"NO!"

"Oh….are you a…..female in disguise?" She teased.

"NO!" he yelled louder with annoyance.

"...Link?"

"What?"

"Are you a fairy?"

"No." he spoke through gritted teeth.

"Are you….dickless?" She asked before Link lost it and grabbed her.

"STOP BEING SO ANNOYING!" he shouted.

"Link-" she tried to say before getting placed in a bottle. "Hey get me out of here!"

"No1 Until you learn to stop driving me nuts, you're staying in there."

"..." 'Stupid link...I'm not that annoying….cheeky bastard.' She said while pouting inside the glass container.

Link put the bottle away in his pocket and kept walking down the path.

"Stupid link." Navi grumbled in the bottle. "Stupid sexy Link."

You see, Navi is not only Link's companion but also her first love. She tries to help, but, well….it doesn't work out well. And now she's pissed. "GGGHHAAA!" Really pissed, like Zelda finding a pervert in her closet pissed.

Link heard her muffled yelling in his pocket and ignored it.

"STUPID LINK! WHEN I GET MY SNATCH ON HIS CO-...wait...I can't do that...I'M FUCKING SMALL!"

Her salvation came in the form of a salesman with a purple potion. "Potions, get your potions! Limited time offer! You there in the hat, want some potions? Only one Rupy."

"Well, what do you got?"

"It's a mystery. One sip and your deepest desires will be fulfilled." He said while laughing inside about the lie he created. 'It's just a shrinking potion, and it only works on suckers like you.' "So want to buy it?"

"Mmm, sure." he shrugged before handing the man the Rupy.

"Pleasure doing business." He smiled while handing him the potion. "Also if you have a lady friend, make sure they see it so they can be all struck by your new wishes being fulfilled before their very eyes."

"Sure." shrugged Link as he walked away.

"...sucker."

-in the forest-

"Finally." Navi said while stretching her legs. "My butt was killing me."

"Did you learn your lesson?" asked Link.

"Yes...never annoy you in the bathroom or anywhere else." Navi pouted. "What's that bottle?"

"Something that apparently is gonna grant my wish, which I doubt."

"So….you spent our last Rupy...on that…" She glared.

"Shut up." he glared back.

"Make me you fairy imposter." Navi growled as Link ignored her and took the potion. "Feeling ok?"

"Yeah, but nothing real great." He said as Navi looked shocked.

"L-Link!" She gasped. "Y-Y-You're…."

"What is it now?" he asked annoyed.

"YOU'RE SHRINKING!" She yelled as Link's hand started getting smaller.

"AH!" he cried out as he saw his body slowly getting smaller.

"LINK!" She cried as Link's clothes fell to the ground. "Are...are you ok Link?"

The clothes moved slightly as a small and naked Link crawled out of the shirt. He looked down and covered his groin. "Do I look alright?"

"...yes…" Navi blushed as she flew over to him. "...well...toda…" she blushed.

Link blushed and tried to cover his spot while taking the moment and was stunned that he was getting a different look at the fairy. She looked like a blue skinned woman with monarch butterfly, blue hair and a gorgeous smile.

"L-Like it…." Navi blushed.

"U-Um, like what?" he asked trying to feign obvious while trying not to stare at her bare breasts.

"My body...is it…" She came closer to Link. "Cute?"

"Uh…..yes." he admitted.

"Even when I...you know...act annoying?" She blushed blue. "Just say it...I'm useless. Like always."

"Well, I wouldn't say useless." he spoke up.

"Really? Then what am I to you?" Navi smiled slightly while moving closer to Link's body with her chest hitting Link's.

"Well….you're a great companion." he spoke while moving back and trying not to get excited.

Navi blushed. "Thank you….Link...but why do you think I'm so annoying?"

"Well you keep asking me question after question that kind of got on my nerves."

"Oh. Sorry...it's just I'm really curious." Navi smiled embarrassing. "So if I did annoy you I'm sorry got all those times I bugged you Link."

"It's alright, other than that you were a good companion because when I go on these quests, it helps to have someone there next to me cause for all we know, one of these times I might not come back." he looked at the ground.

"Link." She turned his head slightly. "Even if you get lost I'm always here for you." she moved closer and pulled him into a hug. "Link...I have something to tell you."

"What?"

Navi blushed heavily. "I….IloveyouLink!"

"Wait, what?" he spoke with wide eyes.

"I love you Link...I love you more than my own life." She blushed while breaking the hug. "Even if other girls start getting your heart, I would still love you so much that I would sacrifice my own happiness for you."

"Navi…." he spoke in amazement.

"Link. I will ask once." She looked at Link with seriousness. "Do you love anyone?"

"Well, I have kinda hoped that maybe me and…..Zelda could be together." he admitted with a blush. "But so far, I don't think she's thought about something like that."

Navi looked at him with sad eyes. "Don't worry. You still have me."

"But wait, how can you love me? I always get miffed at you, wouldn't you want someone more nicer?"

"Nope. Because even if you do get miffed at me, I know you would never truly hate me." She smiled. "Something I love about you Link."

He blushed and watched as she leaned in and kissed his cheek.

"So Link listen." She teased. "Let's elope."

"W-WHAT!" he exclaimed in shock.

"You heard me." She frowned. "Let's elope."

"But what about Hyrule? What if Ganondorf comes back?"

"I never said we would let him conquer Hyrule. I just want…." Navi blushed. "To...marry my love…"

"Well….still, marriage is pretty big." he admitted with a bright blush.

"So is being a hero. Yet you took it well." Navi pointed out. "And I want to be your wife Link."

"It's not gonna be easy, you might be targeted." he warned.

"I can deal with it. Now you Link…" She teased. "Might be targeted...a lot."

"Is that because I'm small?" he frowned crossing his arms.

"No. Because you are...well….gullible." She admitted. "Without me you might have gotten stuck with the Gaudos!"

"This coming from the girl who got caught in a bottle easy." he threw back with a smirk.

"Hey! You nearly got married to Ruto remember!" Navi smirked. "Plus now that we're the same size, I can be more of a challenge than you think."

"You? A challenge?" Link smiled. "How? Will you slap me lightly?"

"Nope~" Navi smiled before picking Link up and carried him in the air. "This is a challenge."

"And what's that?"

"Oh well," she grinned before turning Link around until his face met her's. "I was thinking you fuck me in the air."

"Wait, what? Isn't that kind of dangerous?" he asked looking at the ground with dread.

"Well not if you don't look down." She smiled before kissing his cheek. "So should I start or you mister Fairy?"

"I'm not a fairy." he frowned before grinning as he grabbed one of her breasts. "But I'll start."

"Ah~ Link. Always ready for a challenge." She moaned a little while rubbing her feet on his cock. "But always without a plan~"

Link gasped before grabbing her other breast.

"Mmm~ yes grope me." She purred. "My body is yours Link, forever~"

Hearing that made him grin before he started kissing her neck lightly.

"Wow...if you were this good at kissing maybe I should have kissed you earlier." Navi smiled while rubbing faster on Link's cock. She slowly felt it get harder and gasped as Link turned her head and pressed their lips together. 'AH~'

"Navi you are...so…" He decided to tease her. "Fat."

"Link...I'm not fat! AH!" She moaned as Link licked her breast.

"I don't know, these breasts feel squishy." he teased squeezing both while licking one nipple at a time.

"Um. Your tongue...it's so.. Cute~" she moaned while feeling Link's wet lips sucking on the nipples. "Lick more."

"As you wish, my fairy queen." Link blushed a little before licking faster on the mounds. 'So soft...like Navi's personality.'

Navi moaned and rubbed her foot against Link's cock harder and felt it get warmer. "Link...are you about to cum~" she smiled. "If you are then do it my hero of courage."

"Gah, Navi!" he groaned as his dick twitched and his seed shot out onto her toes and leg.

"Yep. You are quite...held back." Navi teased. "No wonder everyone calls you gay...except me."

He frowned and grinned before leaning down and started lightly nibbling on her nipples while twisting the other one.

"Ah~ L-Link! You silly fairy boy." She smiled. "If you wanted to do that you should have asked~"

"Oh? You mean like ask to do this?" he moved one hand down and trailed a finger across her slit.

"Y-Yes~" she moaned before falling a little. "Sorry about that Link."

"Wow, wonder if making you cum is a bad idea." he joked.

"Hey." She pouted cutely. "Don't joke about that! I can get fucked without falling."

"In that case." he slowly started to push his finger up in her slit while licking one of her nipples.

"Ah! Link~" she moaned while feeling her slit getting played with by Link's finger. "More~"

"You said it." he slowly started to push another finger in and started moving them back and forth inside her.

"AH!" She moaned before cumming on his hands. "So….good...I peed….~" Navi panted while Link took his fingers out.

"Wow, who knew you were a wetter." he teased.

Navi blushed before feeling Link's tip hitting her snatch. "Link...please…"

"Alright, but I've never done this before, so don't blame me if I can't help myself."

"I don't mind...I'm kind of new as well…" Navi blushed. "But know this...I broke my hymen years ago with a stick so if you don't see blood, then you know why."

"Let me guess, thinking of me?"

"Yes….with a….KKAAHH!" She squealed. "In a fucking hot robe with me on it~"

"Well let's make sure you remember it." he made sure they lined up before slowly pushing upwards into her.

"AH~ your cock is so warm~" she cried out. "And so big. Not even Ganondorf's ego is this big." She thrusted her hips against Link's cock while Link thrusted into her pussy.

"Ah! It's so tight and warm!" he groaned moving slowly while going back to licking and sucking on her neck.

"Ah~" she cried before hugging Link tightly with her legs and arms while still flying with her wings. "I will take all of your children Link~"

"Easy there, first I need to do this." he kept thrusting while squeezing her ass to get a better grip.

"Eep~" she cried. "Link...keep squeezing them."

He obliged while slowly going faster and pushing in harder.

"Ah! Link I feel your cock hitting my womb!" Navi cried as she kissed Link's lips. 'My love...it came true! THANK YOU GODDESSES!'

"Navi! It feels better than I thought!" he grunted slamming into her even faster and harder while sucking on her neck and leaving a mark.

"Oh~ Link marked me. AH!" She moaned as she felt her insides twitching as she felt like she was about to lose her strength. 'Must keep flying.'

Link noticed the faltering of her wings and could tell they needed to end this soon.

"Link…..cum inside me! Make me your wife~" Navi moaned while keeping her body a float. 'Just hold on a few seconds more!'

"I'M CUMMING!"

"AAHH!" She cried as Link's semen entered her womb. That and them falling right into a bush. "Gah! Ow EEP OW!"

"Really wish that didn't happen." groaned Link from the fall.

"Sorry…" She blushed while kissing Link. "Maybe you can stay this size? Or maybe wish for me to get bigger?"

"Hmm, why not both?"

As he said this the Triforce glowed causing both to get bigger.

"Wow!" Navi grinned while looking at her new form, which was one inch smaller than Link. "Now I'm big….well not as big as Link."

"Still, I like the way you are before." he chuckled.

"Oh…" She frowned.

"Don't take it like an insult. I mean I like it when you're smaller than me cause I can hold you in my hands and plus even if I couldn't really see what you looked like, I thought you were cute."

"Aw. Link." She smiled before accidentally closing her eyes and turning back into her small form. "Hey look I'm small again!" She smiled before rubbing Link's cock. "And I'm happy~"

"Easy there." he chuckled petting her head with a finger.

"He he. Sorry Link." She giggled. "So ready to elope?"

"Shouldn't I be asking that?" he joked getting his clothes back on.

"Well...you never asked." Navi teased back while kissing Link's cheek. "Should I turn big or small today?"

"Mmm, stay small. Let's surprise Zelda when we visit." he chuckled.

"Ok!" She giggled. "Let's go see the princess!" she floated up and rested on his head.

-Hyrule Castle, two days later-

"Zelda!" Navi said while floating next to her head. "Hey Listen! Are you a lesbian? Hey HEY! LISTEN!"

"Navi, no I am not." spoke the princess trying to remain calm.

"Oh….are you fat?"

"NO!"

"Gassy? A bed wetter? A secret Link lover?" Navi asked while Link entered the room. "LINK!" She yelled while turning into her larger form and kissing his lips. "Zelda is being mean again."

Link patted her back while Zelda went wide eyed seeing Navi suddenly change size.

"Link….can we elope now? We have a priestess." She pointed to Zelda. "She can marry us."

"W-What!?" Zelda stuttered with wide eyes.

"What? Never saw a couple before?" Navi teased while kissing Link again. "So can we get married now Link?"

"I don't see why not?" he turned to Zelda. "Think you can help us out here?"

"S-Sure…." She blushed. "But. Only if you call me the godmother."

"Hmmm what do you think Link?"

"I don't know, Epona might be jealous." he mock frowned.

"Or Ruto." She teased. "So should we? Or get Sheik? She might be a better choice."

"Hey! You actually would have picked a horse before me?" pouted Zelda.

"Well yea. She did more to help than you...Sheik." Link teased.

"Yep...so maybe you should try...being nude to us and maybe we will make you the godmother." Navi teased.

Zelda went red and growled before Link and Navi burst out laughing.

"You're the godmother. So calm down."

"Yeah or you might become permanently red." Link laughed.

Zelda sighed and shook her head. "Do I even want to ask how she can change size?"

"Maybe~" both grinned while walking over and hugging Zelda. "Yep. You are perfect for the job."

"Alright, you two hold hands and we'll get to the main part since that's what everyone prefers." spoke the princess.

"Ok." Navi smiled before letting go of Zelda and holding Link's hands.

"Do you Navi take Link to be your husband?"

"I do." Navi smiled.

"Do you Link take Navi to be your wife?"

"I do." Link grinned as Navi blushed with joy.

"Then I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride."

Both did more then kissing...they started fucking in front of Zelda, who was blushing red with a nosebleed. "I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"

"Ah~"

"Navi~" both moaned as Zelda looked on with interest?

'I'll just watch for a few minutes, then stop them.'

(Two hours later)

"AH~" Zelda moaned as she kissed her ...Sheik form? "You are such the kisser~"

'When did they get into it?' thought Link and Navi in confusion.

(Meanwhile)

"AH!" Yelled Ganondorf as 'he' looked at his...breasts. "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!"