Crazy trouble with love

Penny and Ruby

Series: RWBY

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-Beacon-

Ruby yawned as she slowly sat up in her bed and bonked her head on the top of the bunk bed. "Oof."

She rubbed her head and winced at the bump, but noticed a small bulge underneath her sheets. 'Not again.'

You see Ruby developed something from her mother's side of the family.

A cock.

This didn't mean she was a man, but she had both a pussy and cock, making the correct term a hermaphrodite, or as some would call it, a shemale.

Ruby sighed as she got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. She closed the door and started pulling her pajama bottoms down and saw her rigid cock flop out and sat down on the toilet while spreading her legs. Ruby moved her hands towards the cock, which was the size of a sheep, and started rubbing the shaft up and down slowly.

'Alright Ruby, think of something really hot.' she thought.

'Ruby stop that!' A mental image of Weiss glared.

'Nope.'

'Get ready for a cock fight!' Yang grinned in Ruby's mind.

Ruby started imaging Yang and Weiss with their own cocks and saw all three of them grinding their cocks together while trailing their hands all over each other.

'Meow~' a mental image of Blake with three cocks appeared and started fucking them with Ruby blushing hard.

She rubbed her cock faster and started imagining herself just sitting on a bench with Emerald walking by before crouching down to pick up a penny. Giving her a clear view of her ass.

'AH~' Cinder moaned as Miltia and her sister started slapping her ass in front of Ruby's face. All the while she sat on a chair with Coco licking up and down on her dick.

'Ruby~' Velvet and Nora smiled while licking each others nipples.

Ruby panted as her cockw as feeling warmer, unaware of a certain android knocked on the door to her dorm.

"Hey Ruby!" a girl with a gray and green outfit called as she came into the room and heard a moan. She turned to where the bathroom was and walked over before knocking softly. "Ruby? You in there?"

"AH~" a loud moan was heard from the bathroom. Something that intrigued the girl who turned the knob.

Ruby inside let out a louder moan as she felt her cock twitch just as she saw the door opening.

"Ruby!" She called out as Ruby's cock unleashed her sperm all over the room and on the girl's clothes. She blinked in surprise as the girl panted with her eyes closed and still didn't notice Penny who looked at the mess.

"A...a...ah...so many...butts and...cocks~" Ruby panted with a small nosebleed as Penny looked at her with confusion.

"Ruby? Are you masturbating?" Penny asked.

"PENNY!" shrieked Ruby who jumped hearing her voice and tried covering her cock. "DON'T LOOK!"

"At you or the penis?" Penny asked while licking the cum off her chest. "90% lust, 10% pent up frustration."

"P-Penny, can you really taste that?" she asked with a blush at seeing her lick her sperm.

"Yes. I was built with artificial taste buds, that an I was equipped with parts that act like a woman's body." Penny said while taking her clothes off in front of a stunned Ruby. "If that is indeed a true penis, then I assume you can feel it as any normal body part?"

"Yes...but why are you undressing!" Ruby blushed.

"To get the subject aroused. If that's alright Ruby?"

"Subject? What do you mean?" she asked confused while looking over Penny's body.

"Activating 'fuck' mode." Penny said in a semi-robotic voice as her ass and beasts increased slightly as her face became more seductive. "Ruby~"

Said girl gulped and felt her cock get harder at the sight. "Uh Penny? You feeling alright?"

"Yes I am Ruby~" she purred before kissing Ruby's cheek. "I'm just fine."

"W-Wait! You said fuck mode, were you made to seduce people?" she asked with a red face.

"No. I was made to combat the Grimm by either cutting them down or by seducing them and then killing them in the back with a sword." Penny said with no emotional reaction.

"Well you don't need to worry, I'll be alright." chuckled Ruby feeling the awkwardness and tried standing up.

"Inconclusive." She said while sitting on her lap. "50% sad, 25% sexually frustrated, and 25% wanting to get fucked by me~"

"N-Not true!" cried Ruby who stared at Penny's chest that looked nearly the size of Yang's.

"Your pulse is racing." Penny said while pushing her breasts onto Ruby's. "You're lying Ruby."

'Oh my Dust they're so big!' she cried in her mind while feeling her hands twitch while feeling the urge to grasp the mounds.

"Question: do androids feel love?" Penny asked with a blush.

"Uh…..yes?" guessed Ruby.

"Then responce: I love you Ruby Rose." she admitted rubbing Ruby's cheeks. "I love you like a real female human."

"Wait, really?" asked Ruby while feeling touched hearing that.

"Yes." Penny smiled while kissing Ruby's cheek. "I really mean it."

"Aw." Ruby said while hugging the android. "I love you too!"

Penny grinned and reached down before softly rubbing Ruby's cock. "Analysis: you want to fuck me….but I'm an android. I can't reproduce."

"It's ok. Even if you can't get pregnant. I can still fuck you Penny." Ruby grinned before groping her breasts. 'Soft like a pillow!'

"Mmm, how do they feel?" hummed Penny.

"Soft...like pillows." Ruby admitted as her cock got harder. She let out a moan as Penny wrapped her whole hand around it and started moving it up and down.

"Ruby. You are really cocky." She said while making a small joke.

"Have you been listening to my sister?" she sweatdrop.

"Affirmative." She grinned.

'Figures.' sighed Ruby before moaning as Penny leaned down and started licking her neck.

"Sweat levels at 30%. Salt concentration...100%" she purred while nipping Ruby's ear lobe.

"Meaning what?" she got out while panting again.

"That you are getting turned on." Penny purred. She slowly got off Ruby's lap and got on her knees as she leaned in closer to Ruby's cock. "I'm amazed you're this big."

"It use to be the size of a goldfish." She admitted with a groan. "It was easier to get a few loads out, but I even felt inferior to a normal guy."

"Incomparable statement: you're cuter than any male human….except Jaune Arc, but he is fucking a Faunus at the moment." Penny said.

"Wait, how do you know that?"

"They were fucking in the bathroom. Blake was in a cat girl outfit. An orange one." she replied while leaning down and took a lick of the dick's top. "Tasty...but needs more lubrication."

Ruby panted from Penny's tongue which was wet and soft like a real tongue and moaned feeling her suck around the sides of her cock while rubbing a finger across the tip.

"Ruby. You're...larger than the books showed." She admitted. "Would you like me to go further?"

"Y-Yes." Ruby panted as Punny started putting her mouth onto the cock. "Ah!"

Penny slowly put the tip in her mouth while flicking her tongue against it and trailed a hand down farther the shaft before feeling an opening below it.

"Ah~ my pussy!" Ruby moaned as she felt Penny's tongue licking her cock as her hand slowly rubbed her snatch. 'This is like a dream come true!'

"Lust at 80%." Penny said momentarily taking her mouth out of Ruby's cock. "Need more lust Ruby~"

"W-Well….it might help if you go faster." she got out with a moan.

"Yes captain cock." Penny grinned before continuing her assault on Ruby's cock at Mach 1 speeds.

"OH SWEET DUST!" cried Ruby gripping the seat who was blown away. "More! Suck on it more!"

Penny nodded before increasing it to Mach 3 speeds. Something that made Ruby's body shake like her after eating 1000 cookies at once.

"AHHHH! I'M CUMMING!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. And all the while Penny sucked the cum out of her twitching cock and converted it into fat tissue for her butt and tits.

"Enlargement completed." Penny said after taking her mouth off Ruby's staff. "Like it?"

Ruby panted and just nodded while catching her breath. "Oh boy do I like…"

"Touch my ass." She said turning around and showing her large ass to Ruby's face.

Ruby reached up and let her fingers slide across the behind. "Wow, it's so firm and soft."

"Yes. For maximum effectiveness, the sperm you shoot out is converted into fat tissue for my ass, breasts, and if I want to, my stomach...only for..special occasions~" Penny chuckled lustfully.

Ruby grinned and saw her cock still standing. "Get in close with your breasts, I wanna try something."

Penny turned around and pressed her breasts against Ruby's cock. "Like this?"

Her answer came from Ruby grabbing them and started moving her hips upward, pushing her cock in and out between the android's breasts with a lustful grin.

"My breasts are suitable Ruby?" She asked while moving her breasts against the huntress's cock.

"You bet your cute face it is!" she grunted while moaning at feeling the softness surround her cock. "It's like I'm fucking your pussy without even having to go inside you!"

"Impossible: a pussy needs a cock to feel its folds." She pointed out while slightly moaning cutely. "Eep~"

"What was that? Does someone like it when I fuck her chest?" purred Ruby with a smirk.

"Yes." She blushed before rubbing faster. "Do you love this Ruby~?"

"Let me answer with this." Ruby reached down and started tweaking Penny's nipples.

"Ah~ observation….I'm getting assaulted by your perverted hands~" Penny moaned while feeling Ruby's cock twitching. "Ready to cum?"

"YES!" cried Ruby who slammed inside the breasts one more time before her sperm shot in between them with some coming out between the cleavage and landing on Penny's face.

"Ruby. You are 90% lust capacity. Should I continue?" She blushed as Ruby got a crazy idea...one involving her sister.

"Oh yeah. Go over to the sink and bend over it." she ordered.

Penny nodded before getting up and walking to the sink and bending over. "Like this?"

"Yes." Ruby smiled before putting the tip of her cock near Penny's snatch and slowly pushed it in, making Ruby moan feeling a surge of pleasure go up her spine..

"AH~ RUBY!" Penny yelled loudly that some glass shattered. "THAT COCK IS HITTING MY CIRCUITS!"

"OH DUST! I'VE DREAMED ABOUT FUCKING A PUSSY FOR TOO LONG!" moaned Ruby gripping Penny's ass as her pussy held on around her dick.

"AH~ RUBY! I I...WANT IT ALL!" Penny cried as she silently activated all of her enlargement functions. "GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SPERM!"

Ruby held onto her hips before slowly pulling back and slammed in all the way, making both groan out.

"AH~ MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING!" She called out as Ruby's nipples hardened, both their snatchs got wetter, and Ruby's cock started twitching slightly. "LOVE...RUBY'S COCK~"

Ruby moved her hips back and forth while grunting as it felt like Penny's pussy was shrinking all around her. "Penny! I can't stop my hips!"

"Then don't stop Ruby!" She moaned while feeling her insides getting wetter from the now twitching cock. "Please fuck me more~"

Ruby kept moving her hips deeper and faster while reaching down and grabbing Penny's chest.

"Mah~ Ruby~" she moaned while feeling her climax. "I can't hold it much longer."

"P-Penny! How can you climax?" asked Ruby pinching the nipples.

"I don't know!" She moaned. "But I can't hold it much longer Ruby~" Penny then felt her ass twitching wildly. "AH~"

"I'M GONNA CUM!"

"AHAH!" Penny cried out as she converted the sperm into fat cells. "Error...sperm intake too much...activating Pseudo-pregnancy mode…" her body started to turn into a new form, which was a eight month pregnant body. "Pseudo-pregnancy mode activated, time remaining: 340 days."

Ruby stared at her with wide eyes with her mouth hanging open.

"Ruby?" Penny asked confused. "What's wrong?"

"I...I thought you said you couldn't get knocked up!?"

"I can't. But I can simulate pregnancy if too much cum enters my systems." She smiled while hugging Ruby against her body.

"Wow, so soft." she muttered rubbing her breasts.

"Thank you….but what about Yang?" She pointed out.

"What do you mean?"

"Well she told me one time 'if I see you anywhere near my sister...I will gut you like a fish!' and she then punched a wall and…" She looked at Ruby seriously. "Destroyed it."

"She tends to get really protective, even though I'm old enough to date someone if I want." she huffed.

"So...she has a sister complex?" Penny asked confused.

"No, just very overprotective. Well too bad, I'm telling her you and me are gonna start dating…..but first…." Ruby gained a devious look.

"What?" Penny asked.

(Later that day)

"Ruby!" Yang yelled while entering the room and seeing Ruby reading a book.

"Yes?" she put the book down.

"Did you see Penny? I need to get her back to Ironwood."

"What makes you think she'd come here?"

"Because Blake saw her coming in here...two hours ago." Yang glared sternly as Penny snickered slightly from the closet. "Where is she Ruby Scarlet Rose?"

"Well if you must know, I'll tell ya." She said pointing to the bathroom. The wrong direction.

"Thanks Ruby." Yang said walking to the bathroom as Penny quietly snuck up behind her. "She's not in…."

"Boo!" Penny said in a voice similar to a banshee's wail.

"AHHH!" jumped Yang whirling around to see a laughing Penny. "PENNY!"

"Yes?" She laughed with her body jiggling in front of Yang. "Like the new body? Ruby fucked me~"

Yang's jaw dropped before she growled and stamped out. "RUBY! TALK! NOW!"

"What? Can't a loving girlfriend knock up her cute girlfriend's pussy?" Ruby giggled while Yang's mouth dropped even further.

"Ruby….I made it very clear…..not to cum inside ANY girl." spoke Yang with barely restrained anger.

"So Penny was right." Ruby laughed. "You do have a sister complex!"

"Told you Ruby dearest." Penny giggled. "Yang suffers from a sister complex...and she wants to fuck you~"

"...WHAT!" Yang yelled in anger. "First off! No, I don't! Second, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET KNOCKED UP ANYWAY!?"

"Well when a cock meets a pussy-" Ruby said.

"I don't mean that! I mean, how can you knock up a robot? That makes no sense."

"Well." Penny whispered in Yang's ear. "You're. Right. Sister in law~"

Yang looked at her confused.

"Oh. Penny can't get pregnant, but she can LOOK pregnant." Ruby grinned.

"So she's…..and you didn't….."

"Make babies?" Penny said. "Maybe father can create a clone of Ruby's DNA and my circuits." She pondered.

"Let's just wait until after 340 days for you to return to normal." Ruby suggested while Yang's eyes widened.

"Wait, you mean she's stuck like that until over 300 days?"

"Correct. In 340 days, my fat cells will be depleted...if both Ruby and I decided to fuck all that time~" Penny grinned with a little mischief in her eyes. She gave a little hiccup as Yang crossed her arms.

"So you two expect me to let you fuck like rabbits just so she can return to normal? Forget it."

Both looked at her before looking at her. "Not even when we tell Weiss about that crush on Winter you've had for months?"

"Well let's see if Weiss will forgive her girlfriend after we 'tell her'." Penny grinned while Yang paled.

"T-That's not true!" denied Yang.

"Sorry but," Ruby held up Yang's diary. "This is the proof we need Yang Xiao Long."

"Give that to me, and we can all walk out of here happy." she held out her hand.

"Mmmm." Ruby pondered. "So if we give it to you. We can date?"

"I never said that."

"Then Weiss will love this." Ruby grinned evilly while taking out her Scroll and calling Weiss' number. "Hey it's me Ruby."

"AH!" Yang ran over and saw Weiss' face appear on the Scroll. "H-Hi babe."

"What is it?"

"Oh just that Yang is going out with both you and your-"

Yang clamped a hand over Ruby's mouth. "You and your cute little ass, love ya babe."

"Actually," Penny said taking the Scroll. "Yang is-"

"Gonna cuddle you! Bye!" she ended the call and glared at the girls. "Fine, I'll let you two date."

"And fuck?" Ruby grinned while holding another Scroll with Winter's number.

"And fuck." conceded Yang with a frown. "But if this makes things worse, we're gonna have a problem."

"Ok." Both said while putting the device down and hugging her tight.

'Figures these two would catch me like this.'

"Thank you Sister/sister in law!" Both grinned with Penny pushing Yang into her chest.

"Like it?" Penny chuckled. "Bigger than your flat chest, Miss Yang flat boobs."

"Aw." Ruby smiled. "So cute!"

"Push it anymore and both of you are getting chastity belts." she threatened.

Penny looked confused. "You own one?" She then let Yang go. "Explain sister in law."

"Let's just say when Ruby groped a few girls, I had to slap it on her for a while."

Penny looked at Ruby with a false smile. "Is this true?"

"Um….no?"

"...you're lying." She said while slowly walking towards her. "Punishment time~" she started taking Ruby's cock and pulled slightly.

"AH! Yang, help!"

"Sorry, but you asked for it." Yang grinned. Well before getting grabbed by Penny. "HEY!"

"Sorry. But." She grinned. "I'm going to let Ruby fuck you while I spank her tits~"

"Uhhhh, nope." Yang pushed out of Penny's grip and bolted out of the room.

"Damn….next time." Penny said before slapping Ruby's left breast. "Punishment time in progress, estimated time of completion: 24 hours~"

'Why me?' thought Ruby crying anime tears.

(With Yang)

"YANG!" Both Weiss and Winter yelled running after her. "YOU FUCKING TWO TIMER!"

'Why did I have to go for the hot cold types!' she thought in distress.