I went to the Literature Club the day after the riot.
Ms. Armanitas is our new principal, so now we need two teacher replacements.
Overnight, everyone knows me and Sayori, the couple who started a riot. We became the most popular kids. At lunch, Sayori went to kick it with the most popular girls in school. I, however, went alone as I went to the Wendy's (yeah, the same, I just wanted a damn burger) to grub out.
Nine seniors caught up with me and wanted to come with me.
"I guess, but pay for your shit." I told them.
We all sat down and ate off value menu, since it's more stuff for less.
One guy had to take a shit. He went into the bathroom, and of the three open bathrooms he could've picked, he picked the one where I went yesterday.
When he came out, he grimaced.
"What?" another dude asked.
"There was white stuff on the floor by the toilet."
I don't wanna tell them. So I just whistle Cielito Lindo.
"Rivers, don't tell me you beat off in there." the bathroom guy said.
"No, gentlemen. I'm not at stupid as Stevie, over here." I respond.
Stevie jerks off constantly. Even the teachers know, one time when he wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom, he jerked off and came in class!
"Then what happened?"
"Alright, if we can keep this here, because if you don't I'll beat your ass... me and Sayori went here yesterday."
They pieced it together.
"Holy cow. You guys fucked in the bathroom. And you actually came?"
In a fancy tone of voice, "Bro, I came twice. But I'm Mexican and she's hot as fuck, so it's okay."
The guy in a red shirt mutters quietly, "I know, right..."
I couldn't believe it. Calmly, I said, "come on, let's go to the parking lot.
They seemed confused, but they did it anyway.
When we arrived in the parking lot. I glanced around for a second.
"Square up," I told that red shirt kid.
"What?" he responded.
"I'm giving you 15 seconds to square up."
He didn't catch the message until second 13, where he put up his weak fists, thumb in his hand, which is a sure way to break your thumb.
I punched him. I told everyone not to jump in, this was my fight.
He tried punching wildly, and he got one good one to my face, but soon he was bleeding on the pavement.
I quietly but angrily told him, "Don't you ever fucking talk about my girlfriend in that way again."
I then picked him up and dusted him off and in a friendly manner, told him, "But, hey, we're cool now."
That's my law I always adhere to when I fight. If I win, I pick the loser up and tell him that we're cool, no hard feelings. I'll stick up for you if need be, but don't push like that.
I walk with him back to the school, where everybody knew about the fight.
Including Sayori.
She was not happy with me.
I tried telling her I was defending her.
But it didn't work.
She's now pissed at me.
I end the day and just walk home. She probably doesn't want me there. I already dropped off my poem, so I can just go home and relax.
(Another fourth wall note: sorry for the short chapter, it's a two part series)