Crazy trouble with love

Female Megaman and Megaman

Series: Megaman

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Megaman was fighting Wily again in his T-Rex skull robot suit, while dodging several lasers.

"Damn it! Just hold still!" Willy yelled from his machine.

"Like hell I would!" he shouted back while firing at the suit.

"Gah...ok, no more mister nice guy!" He yelled before firing a pill capsule with blue mist in it, right at Megaman. "Face my Split Virus program!"

Megaman took aim and fired at it. Only for it to explode in his face, with the mist causing his programming to flux as he felt something coming out of his cannon arm.

"Hahahaha! Fool! Now gaze upon your doom!" laughed the doctor as Megaman dropped to his knees. As he felt his form turning into a liquid, a blob of liquid metal poured out of his cannon arm and plopped on to the ground as it took shape.

He panted and felt weak for some reason and saw the liquid metal slowly take details and he started seeing the metal gain colors. It was a black and blue girl with two small globs of liquid metal making her legs and arms, her helmet looked like his own but with two devil horns that curved into a goat's horns, a snake's tail of pure electricity was also arching from her back as her red eyes looked at him...with interest?

"Hmm, so you're the one I got my body from." she mused.

"Yes yes." Wily said. "Just delete him already Megagirl V!"

"Megagirl V?" spoke Megaman in confusion as he tried to stand up.

"It means Megagirl Virus." Willy said. "Now send him to his death Megagirl V!"

Said female grinned and raised a hand in what looked like a strike, but instead held it down for Megaman to take.

"What are you doing!" Willy growled as she picked Megaman up. "You are supposed to kill him!"

"Yeah, change of plans doctor." she grinned with sharp canines. "I'm doing things MY way."

"YOU TRAITOR!" He yelled before firing lasers at them. Only for them to get sucked into her body, like it was a black hole. "W-What!"

"What's wrong? Disappointed?" she smirked.

"How did-" Megaman gasped before the counterpart sent a giant ball of liquid metal in the shape of her hand and started crushing it.

"Ahhhh!" screamed Wily as his suit started sparking at the pressure. He tried to eject but the systems started crashing.

"Oh? Having trouble? Well that's what you get for making a sentient virus!" She grinned before crushing the machine and the doctor before absorbing it. "Yuck. Old man taste!"

"D...Did you…...just absorb Wily?" spoke Megaman with wide eyes.

"Unfortunately." She said. "But at least I have the tasty machine now." She then formed some spikes on her back that shot out small lasers at a nearby wall. "I like it."

Megaman shook his head before jumping back and aimed at her. "Back off!"

"Is that any way to thank your savior, husband?" She frowned.

"Husband? What the hell are you talking about?" he asked without lowering his blaster.

"I'm a part of you so you're my husband and I'm your wife." She said while blushing lightly. "Can you lower that cannon? I won't consume you or anything."

"The fact you killed a human doesn't exactly put me at ease. I might have fought Wily, but I never outright tried to kill him."

"Like the time you tried to kill him in rage? Is killing in your Three Laws of Asimov?" She countered. "Because I know it's not."

Megaman frowned and stepped back when she took a step forward.

"I'm you Megaman, the dark side of your existence, however," she smiled. "I will never hate you or attempt to harm you in anyway." She came closer. "I'm going to do this." She hugged the Blue Bomber lightly.

He blinked in surprised and lowered his cannon while hugging her back with his other arm.

"Oh right. Husband?" She blushed. "I kind of have a condition…."

"What condition?"

"Well if another robot touches me they start insulting others or start killing others with deep dark hatred, like Bass or Proto-Man.." Megagirl V said while frowning slightly. "He he...oops?"

Megaman felt a strange sensation before saying. "You look like a fucking bitch!"

"...WHAT!"

Megaman covered his mouth with wide eyes.

"Husband." She glared. "Never say that again."

"Ok slut!" He said before covering his mouth again. "I swear I didn't mean that!"

"...I know that." She chuckled. "But still that was rude, treating your wife like that."

Megaman opened his mouth before covering it and shook his head.

"Don't worry it's only for two minutes." She pointed out. "Now if it was someone else...it would be ten months."

'Holy shit!'

"What's wrong?" Megagirl V asked. "Having a look at my breasts?"

He shook his head and felt an impulse to say something but didn't pull his hand away.

"...are you sure? Because I don't mind if you cop a feel." Megagirl V grinned.

Megaman blushed and found his hand pulled away. "They probably got big because of all that fat of yours!"

Megagirl V looked pseudo shocked. "...am I really that fat…?"

"N-No! Not at all!" he cried out waving his arms around.

"Prove it." She said while beckoning him. "Kiss me."

"How will that prove it?" he asked with a blush.

"If you kiss me. Then I won't think of you as a chubby chaser." She said with a cat like smile. "Are you one….Megy?"

"I'm not a fucking chubby chaser bitch." he spoke out before slapping himself. "I didn't mean that!"

"You're right I am a bitch, your bitch~" she grinned while waiting for the kiss. "Now lay one on me." she closed her eyes.

Megaman looked at her with a blushed before giving her the 'most mega inducing' kiss he could muster. 'Please don't mess up.'

She smiled into the kiss and pulled him closer with her tail while holding his cheeks. 'Perfect~'

(Two hours later)

"What a kisser." Megagirl V smiled while taking off her helmet revealing long reddish brown hair that reached to her chest. "Like the do?"

Megaman nodded while his face was littered with kiss marks. 'Wow.'

"So cute." She moved closer and whispered. "For a bot~"

"What's that suppose to me?" he asked crossing his arms.

"Oh nothing. Just wanted to see if you like Virus girls." She giggled. 'And to see that flustered face of yours.'

"Considering you're the only one, you mean yourself?"

"Yep." Megagirl V smiled. "So Megy? Any nicknames for little old me~?"

"Uh, not sure. I'm not really great with nicknames."

"Come on. Try it. I won't get mad."

"Ummmm, V Girl?"

"...am I really a five girl?" She half joked. "Come on what else you got?"

"Um...Goo woman?"

"No."

"...fat bitch woman?" He said before covering his mouth.

"Nope, try again~"

"Vira?" He asked with nervousness. "Vira goddess?"

"Hmmm, maybe Vira Woman, how does that sound?"

"It sounds great!" Megaman smiled. "It's horrible...Dammit!"

"Vira Woman it is." she smiled.

Megaman smiled before getting hugged again, in between her breasts. 'Still soft.'

"Let's go home." she smiled as she started dragging him without taking his head away from her chest.

-one year later-

"Mama!" A girl with blue armor two lightning horns called out. "I just ate my first machine!"

"Who was it sweety?"

"A Mettaur." She said holding a pick ax.

"And how did he taste?"

"Like ice cream!" She grinned before hugging Megaman.

"Just try not to do it often sweetie." spoke her father patting her head.

"Aw. But mama does it all the time!" She groaned.

"Well mama needs to tone it down, isn't that right?" he turned to his wife.

"Right." She smiled while crossing her fingers. "Tone it down"

"Is uncle Proto visiting?" asked the girl.

"Yes he is Ryu Girl. And so is 'Aunty' Bass." Megagirl V giggled remembering how he got turned into a girl from a failed experimental 'Megaman destroyer' program.

"YA!" She jumped with joy before accidentally digging a hole in the floor. "Sorry…"

"I'll get the shovel." groaned Megaman walking out of the room.

"And I will get the 'bags'~" she grinned at the double meaning.

"Bags?" her daughter tilted her head.

"When you're older sweetie." She blushed while petting her head.