Crazy trouble with love
Monet and Luffy
Series: One Piece
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"Is it lunch?" groaned a teen with a straw hat and a red vest and blue shorts on as he walked down the hall.
"No Luffy, it's only first period!" Shouted a long nosed teen.
"Plus you already ate big breakfast." stated a blonde with a cigarette in his mouth.
"You still owe for that Luffy!" Shouted a well endowed girl with orange hair.
"Well it can't be helped, he always has a big appetite." remarked a similar endowed girl with black hair.
"Where does he put it all?" Asked a buff teen with green hair and a scar over one eye.
"I don't know, but it's SUPER!" cried a teen with blue hair and sunglasses.
"Yohohohoho! Luffy is so funny!" Laughed a tall teen who was made of bones and had a huge Afro.
"Just try not to over eat." spoke a short anthro reindeer with a blue nose.
"Ok, ok, I'll only eat two helpings." said Luffy defeated as they walked into their study hall. But as they went to sit down, Luffy realized he forgot his stuff. "Shit, I forgot my stuff! Distract the teacher I'm going to go get it from my locker." Luffy said to his group.
"How we gonna do that?" asked the blonde teen with a frown.
"Use what little of your head isn't focused on girls idiot." said Zoro.
"You wanna go moss head." growled the teen butting heads with Zoro.
"Bring it dart brow!" Shouted Zoro as he and Sanji began to fight.
"Hey! Break it up you two!" shouted the teacher rushing over to try and pry the two off each other.
"Good job!" Said Luffy before he bolted out of the room and made a dash for his locker. He laughed to himself with his eyes closed, meaning he didn't see the person he was heading towards.
"Hey, slow do-" a feminine voice said before Luffy crashed into something at full force. "OW!"
The two beings crashed onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and feathers.
"Itai." groaned Luffy rubbing his head. He regained his bearings and realized he was on top of someone. "Heh, my bad." he laughed taking a moment to look at the girl he fell on.
"Get off me you idiot!" Shouted the girl embarrassed to be in such a position. She had long green hair with a matching sweater with arms covered in feathers and blue shorts that revealed her bird-like legs with talons.
"Sorry, my names Luffy, what's yours?" Luffy asked as he got off of her.
"Monet, and what's the deal with running into me?" she huffed standing back up.
"I was trying to get to my locker to get my stuff." Luffy said before realizing he was late. "Ah! I need to hurry! See you later Monet!" Luffy shouted as he ran to his locker.
"What an idiot." she shook her head and headed to class.
Luffy made it back in time to see Zoro and Sanji finally pulled away from their fight. He quietly snuck by and took his seat.
"Finally, now you punks sit down and do your work." the teacher said.
Both nodded and sat down.
"So Luffy, what took you so long?" Nami whispered to luffy
"I ran into this girl named Monet." he whispered back.
"Monet, isn't she in Doflamingo's gang?" Usopp whispered.
"I think so." whispered Robin.
"What were you doing with Monet?" Sanji asked Luffy.
"Well I ended up running into her and we landed on top of each other."
Everyone's eyes widened at that.
"You what!" spoke Sanji with a dropped jaw.
"Yeah, I wasn't looking where I was going and crashed into her!" Said Luffy.
"Did you close your eyes while laughing again?" asked Zoro.
"How did you know?" Asked Luffy amazed at his best friend.
"You always do that." spoke Franky.
"So Luffy, did you fight Monet?" Brook asked thinking of how Luffy always challenges people to fights.
"No, I was in too much of a rush." he frowned crossing his arms.
"Really, that's never stopped you before, are you sure it wasn't something else?" Nami asked teasingly.
"Wait, is she a good fighter?" he asked interested.
"She's a decent fighter." Zoro said.
"Ooh! I should find her and ask her to fight!" he beamed with a grin.
They all sighed before Nami got a mischievous look on her face before responding to Luffy. "Yeah, you should fight her, but you have to ask her to fight you In a special way."
"Oh? Really? How?"
"You have to say to her I'm going take you out and then give her an address and a time, that makes the fight official." Nami said to her stupid leader.
"But Nami, that sounds more like a-" Chopper tried saying.
"Yeah your right Nami! Luffy should definitely do that!" Usopp said catching on to what the redhead was doing.
"But guys, that would sound like he's-" Before chopper could continue a hand appeared out of nowhere and covered his mouth. He looked over at Robin and saw that she had her arms crossed..
"Challenging her the right way." smiled Robin.
"Yep and you better not mess it up or she won't fight you Luffy!" Said Franky.
"Right!" he stood up with a fist before the teacher turned and he sat back down.
"Luffy, don't forget to ask nicely." said Brook as the bell rang.
"You got it!" With that Luffy ran out to find Monet. Once he left Robin let go of Chopper's mouth.
"Guys! What are you doing?" he asked in confusion.
"We're just having some fun with Luffy, he'll thank us in the end!" Nami chuckled.
"But he might get in trouble!" spoke Chopper in fear.
"How? He's Luffy? There's no way he could mess this up!" Usopp said.
With said male, he was running down the hall and looking around for the girl. "Where is she? She's a girl with green wings, she can't be that hard to find." Luffy said to himself. He tapped his chin in thought. 'Maybe you if I keep running I'll knock into her again!' He thought as he kept speeding down the hall.
He didn't pick which way to particularly go and just went in random directions. Just when he was about to give up for now and go to class he crashed into somebody.
"OW! Again!" cried a familiar voice under him.
"Monet!" Luffy cried out in happiness at finding the person he was looking for.
"Hey, you're the jerk who ran into me before!" she frowned.
"Monet, I'm glad I found you, I have to ask you something!" Luffy said as he got off Monet.
"What?" she asked crossing her arms with a frown.
Luffy prepared himself and he looked her dead in the eye. "I'm gonna take you out." he spoke in a firm tone.
At this Monet bugged her eyes out and started stuttering. "Wh-wh-what do you mean?" She asked as she blushed.
"Oh right!" Luffy pulled out a piece of paper and started writing something down. "Here's my address, I want you to come by after school."
"Wh-why?" Monet asked still trying to grasp the fact that someone was asking her out.
"For the proper fight of course." he smiled.
"Fight? What fight?" Monet asked now confused.
"I was challenging you to a fight when I heard you were a strong fighter." he replied like it was obvious.
At this Monet grew angry thinking that Luffy had been playing with her feelings.
"Was I wrong?" he asked while reeling back at her expression. "Did I say it the wrong way?"
"How dare you! Don't play with people's feelings!" Monet shouted as she activated her devil fruit powers.
Luffy watched as her whole body became white with her wings looking like they turned into ice. "Suke! That's so pretty and cool!" Luffy said with stars in his eyes.
"That won't save you!" she yelled swinging her left frozen wing at him.
Luffy used Haki making his arm shine and black and calmly blocked her kick. "Oh, so you wanna fight here? Cool." he grinned.
Just as Monet was about to respond a teacher saw the fight.
"Hey! What are you two doing!" they called walking over.
"Fighting, what's it to you?" Said Luffy while picking his nose.
"NO FIGHTING IN SCHOOL!"
"Ok, ok, we'll be on our way." said Monet as she shifted back to her regular form before seastone cuffs were put on her and Luffy's hand.
"Consider these cautionary until school is over. When it's over come to me and I'll unlock them, but not until then."
She looked at the cuffs before realizing one side was connected to Luffy and one to the wing. "Uh, but they're chained together."
"That is part of the punishment, keep it up and I'll extend it another day!" Shouted the teacher.
"B-But we can't go around shackled together!"
"That's it! Extended another day!" Said the teacher before he started to walk away.
Monet cried anime tears while Luffy looked at the shackles.
"Stupid shackles." he muttered before trying to walk away. But he didn't get far.
"Idiot! You can't wander off when we're chained together!" She shouted when Luffy was yanked back by the chains.
"Oh, so what do we do?" he asked confused.
"We have to stay together for now until these chains are taken off." Said Monet.
"Oh, well in that case, let's get back to my class."
"Fine, we share the same chem class anyway." said Monet.
"Let's go!" he cheered as he started dragging her.
"Don't drag me you idiot!" Yelled Monet as Luffy raced to the classroom.
Luffy and Monet reached the class with the students looking at them oddly. Luffy's friends looked at their leader with surprise as he entered the classroom with Monet handcuffed to him.
"You said there was no way Luffy could mess this up!" Shouted chopper.
"Well it was more half and half." Nami waved off with an embarrassed smile.
"Luffy! What did you do to Monet-chan!" Shouted Sanji in anger.
"I asked her to a fight like Nami said."
"You put him up to that!" Shouted Monet angrily.
Nami gulped as Monet tried to run over, but ended slipping and falling on her back due to Luffy not moving from his spot.
"Damn it Luffy, let me kill them! It's their fault we're in this mess!" Shouted Monet.
"Oi! They're my friends!" he yelled back with a frown. "I'll make sure you won't harm them!" He added before shocking everyone by wrapping his arms around Monet and pulling her into his seat. "Now you can't harm them."
"W-What are you doing! Let me go!" she yelled with a blush as she tried to squirm out of his grip.
"No! If I do you'll hurt my friends!" Said Luffy as he pulled her closer so she wouldn't escape.
She blushed even more as some students snickered at the display. Just as she couldn't think it could get any worse the teacher walked in.
"Alright class, we are...uh, what's going on?"
"N-nothing Vergo-San." she stuttered cursing that the teacher was one that favored Doflamingo.
"Uh huh."
Monet's heart sank knowing that Vergo didn't believe her and was going to tell Doflamingo.
"Well let's proceed with the lesson."
"Luffy you can let me go now." said Monet as the lesson began.
"No, you might try to hurt my friends."
"Luffy, I won't hurt your friends so please let me go now." Monet said annoyed at the straw hat wearing teen.
"Well where's your seat?"
"In the front." said Monet realizing that they were sitting in the back.
"Won't that be kinda weird?" he replied shaking the cuffs.
"It's weird right now!" She shouted at Luffy.
"You can try and sit in it if you want." he unfolded his arms.
"What do you mean?" Snapped Monet.
"I'm saying you can go to your seat." he chuckled.
"How you idiot? We're handcuffed together with sea stone prison cuffs, our devil fruits don't work!" Monet shouted as she shook her cuffs.
Luffy looked up to try and think of something. "I know! We'll share!" Said Luffy!"
"That's no different than now!"
"Sure it is, I'll show you!" Said Luffy before placing Monet on the chair with him and pulling her against him so they were both on the seat together.
"This is too tight." she spoke with a frown.
"But it's different!" Said Luffy stupidly believing that he proved her wrong.
"No it's not!"
"Monet and Luffy, is there a problem?" Asked Vergo as he watched the two's antics disrupt his class.
"Nope." smiled Luffy.
"No sir." said Monet.
"Good." he turned back to the board and resumed the lesson.
Monet decided to suck it up until the lesson ended to avoid more punishment. She tried to focus on notes while Luffy seemed to drift off and on through the lesson.
Soon Luffy was asleep and began to talk in his sleep. "Mmmm, roast chicken." he smile with a little drool.
Monet paled at this and tried to wake him up before he tried to eat her in his sleep. 'If he drools on me I'll kill him!'
As she kept shaking Luffy with her wings, he started to mutter in his sleep again.
"Ooh, soft." he smiled unintentionally hugging Monet and rubbing her feathers.
At this Monet started to blush and stuttered. "W-wake up Luffy!"
"Huh?" he slowly blinked his eyes. "Is it over?"
Monet looked up at the clock and realized that class In fact was almost over. "Just about."
With that statement the bell rang signifying the end of the class and the beginning third class.
Luffy stood up with Monet following as she gathered her stuff. "What class do you have next? I have math." said Luffy.
"English."
"What do we do? We can't be two places at once!" Said luffy.
"Not unless one of us gets their hand cut off." she remarked sarcastically.
"Hold still." said Zoro who overheard the conversation and was ready to cut off one of their hands.
"AHHH! I was joking!" she cried out with wide eyes.
"Baka!" Shouted Nami as she hit Zoro's head.
"This is quite the problem." remarked Robin.
"Hmm, maybe we could switch off classes, we go to mine then yours then mine and so on." Said Monet.
"Sounds confusing." remarked Luffy.
Realizing Luffy was too stupid to understand the plan she switched tactics."Just do what I say and I'll give you some of my lunch." she said.
"Alright!" he beamed.
Luffy's friends groaned knowing that their friend would do anything for food.
"Let's go!" he turned and started dragging her again out of the class.
"Wait, you don't know where my class is!" Monet shouted as she found herself being dragged once again by luffy.
He stopped with a confused expression. "Oh yeah."
"It doesn't matter, we're here." she grumbled as she picked herself off the ground. She pulled him in with him following.
"Oi Monet!" Said a voice. Monet swore as she forgot she shared this class with her sister.
Both turned and looked at a small girl with greenish blue hair with a red hood over her hair.
"Hey sis." says Monet.
"Why are you shackled to this boy?"
"We were fighting and we got caught by one of the teachers." said Monet.
"Did he start it?"
At this Monet blushed a little bit remembering the events leading up to the fight. "Yes and no, I attacked first." she muttered.
"Why? Is he some kind of pervert?"
"Oi I'm no pervert you shrimp!" Luffy shouted.
"Shrimp!" cried the girl in anger.
Monet swore knowing from past experience that mentioning her sisters small height was the worst thing to do.
"Tell me, do you have friends and family?" asked Sugar.
"Yeah, my grandpa and brother ace and all of my friends are at school, why?" Luffy asked.
"Because they won't remember you." she held up her hand and moved over to Luffy's leg.
"Sugar no!" Shouted Monet right as she was about to touch Luffy's leg.
"Hmm, why not?" asked Sugar looking at her sister.
"We're chained together so if you touch him I'll also become a toy." she said trying to make up a believable excuse.
"Those cuffs are seastone, so it should only affect him."
"I-I-I just don't want you to." said Monet sheepishly with a small blush. " if you do I'll tell Usopp where you are!"
"AH! You wouldn't dare!" she cried out in fear.
"Usopp? I have his den den mushi number, I'll call him!" Said Luffy oblivious to the predictive text he was in.
"No!" cried Sugar who reacted on instinct and grabbed Luffy's leg.
"No! Change him back!" She shouted at Sugar as Luffy was now a stuffed monkey.
"I reacted on instinct!"
"Change him back before we forget." Monet all but shouted at her little sister.
"Fine." Sugar touched the monkey on the head.
The monkey quickly turned back into Luffy who looked mad at being turned into a toy.
"Talk later!" Sugar turn and bolted away.
Luffy turned towards Monet and asked. "What the hell was that?" He shouted.
"Let's just say she's jumpy when Usopp's mentioned."
"Ok, so what class are we in again?" Luffy asked forgetting what class they were in.
'This is gonna be a long day.' thought Monet with a sigh.
It had been a long day for Monet, Luffy had been a pain to deal with and now she found herself once again being dragged by Luffy towards his favorite time in school, lunch.
"Ahh, so hungry." he drooled.
"Luffy, slow down!" Shouted Monet.
He didn't listen as they reached the cafeteria in no time. They walked in and got their food, Luffy with three trays worth of meat and Monet with a healthier lunch. They sat at an empty table with Luffy digging into his food with gusto.
While they were eating they heard two different voices calling their name. "Monet!" "Luffy!"
They turned with Luffy spotting Nami and Monet spotting someone that made her even more fearful.
"Nami!" Luffy shouted happily while Monet fearfully muttered. "Doflamingo."
Said teen wore a pair of red tinted sunglasses with a pink boa and shirt and short blonde hair. "Monet, what are you doing?" He asked in an eerily calm that one would sense before a bomb went off.
"Uh...well you see, this is all just a funny misunderstanding." she spoke sweating a little.
"Then please, tell me." said Doflamingo as he approached the two.
"Uh...um...IT WAS HER!" she cried out pointing a claw at Nami.
"What! How is it my fault!" Nami shouted.
"He said you told him to start this." she frowned. "And now we're stuck like this till the end of the day!"
"Hey, didn't you complain to the teacher and now he won't remove them until tom?" Added Luffy.
"Oh god!" she cried out in despair and anime tears.
"Monet, this sounds like you're stuck to this idiot." said Doflamingo dangerously.
"J-Just until tomorrow!" she spoke in fear.
"Hmmmm, this is disappointing, I thought you wouldn't be caught with this filth." sneered Doflamingo while chuckling Evilly.
Monet looked away while Luffy and Nami frowned.
"Oi, leave her alone flamingo!" Shouted Luffy.
"Oh? Since when did this involve you?" he frowned.
"You can't go hurting your own Nakama like that!" Luffy shouted ignoring Doflamingo's question.
Everyone around them grew fearful at seeing the conflict slowly starting to rise.
"What does it matter to you how I treat my pawns?" Asked Doflamingo.
"Because Nakama are meant to be treated as equals, not something to abuse and be mean to."
"Well then, what do you intend to do about me then? She's my Nakama and nothing can change that!" He laughed darkly.
"I'll kick your ass!"
"You can try straw hat!" Shouted Doflamingo.
Luffy ran to attack Doflamingo before Monet pulled back and stopped him.
"What are you doing you idiot? Have you forgotten were chained together?" She asked angrily.
"Hmmm." he looked at doflamingo. "Come closer so I can kick your ass!"
"Zehahaha! You can't fight me in the position you're in! Come back when you don't have that useless baggage attached to you!" Said Doflamingo before he began to walk away.
Monet frowned and looked away while Luffy scowled at the man.
"Take that back, she isn't worthless!" Luffy shouted.
"And what would you know? What are you her friend or something?" he laughed.
"She's my Nakama now bastard." said Luffy with a serious voice.
Everyone looked at Luffy like he was crazy with Monet looking more stunned. "Why?" Monet asked with a faint blush and very thankful Doflamingo was out our earshot.
"Well we did spend the day together, so why not?" he replied with a straight face.
"That's the only reason!?" Shouted Monet.
"Well that and you did share your lunch with me."
At this Monet hit him on the head. "Don't make people Nakama over food!" She shouted.
"Ow! What was that for?" he pouted rubbing his head.
"For being an idiot, now shut up and eat your meat." Monet said annoyed.
"Oh yeah!"
Monet sighed as Luffy went back to eating like nothing had ever happened. 'This guy is an idiot.'
"So Monet, which house are we going to sleep in?" Asked Luffy between bites.
That got her to blush while Nami hit his cheek again.
"Idiot! What are you talking about!" Shouted Nami whose teeth were sharp and had white eyes.
"He does have a good point." spoke Zoro.
"Yeah, they do have to sleep and they are still handcuffed together." said Usopp.
"Question is, at which house?" spoke Robin.
Monet thought for a few seconds before sighing. "Your house, Sugar lives at mine and she may turn you into a doll again." she said.
"If so, I'll kick her ass."
"You can't if you're a stuffed animal." said Monet.
He frowned and crossed his arms with a pout. "Well, we better get home than." Luffy said as he heard the bell.
"Fine." relented Monet.
"Bye guys!" Shouted Luffy as he and Monet walk to his house.
"I can't believe Luffy will be in the same house as Monet-chan." groaned Sanji.
"I can't believe Luffy screwed up this much!" Said Chopper.
"Well technically it was Nami who did it." spoke Zoro.
"Shut up." said Nami as she looked the other way embarrassed.
With Luffy and Monet, Luffy was leading the way since Monet had no clue where his house was.
"Luffy, I remember you saying that you had a brother and a grandpa, what are they like?" Asked Monet curious of Luffy's family.
"Well there's my brother Ace, he goes to another school and tends to get into fights, like me." he laughed.
"What about your grandpa?" Asked Monet.
"Oh, he's the head chief of police. He usually comes by to pick me or Ace up if we start a fight." he answered calmly.
"How do you think he's going to react to this?" Asked Monet gesturing at the cuffs.
"Hmm, probably yell, punch me, then maybe say congratulations for some reason." he listed off.
"What? Why would he congratulate you?" Said Monet.
"Well he always says 'Luffy, one day you will need to get a girlfriend' and he even says Nami and Robin would be good girlfriends. So I assume he'd be happy I have another friend who's a girl,"
"Luffy, I don't-" Monet began before Luffy interrupted her.
"That's why! I'm sure when he meets you, he'll be really happy!" he beamed. "Look, we're here!" Shouted Luffy before he ran towards the house while simultaneously dragging Monet and keeping her from correcting him about what is grandpa meant. He opened the door at seeing it was opened and dragged her inside. "Grandpa I'm, home and I brought a guest!" Shouted Luffy as he and Monet walked into the house,
"Hey Luffy." greeted a shirtless boy with black hair sitting on the couch.
"Hey ace, how's it going?" Asked Luffy.
"Pretty good, but um," Ace noticed the girl and the shackles. "Who's this and why are you two chained together?"
"She's Monet, we were chained together for fighting so she's going to sleep here!" Said Luffy.
Ace blinked several times before a gray haired man with a beard and mustache combo came down in a police uniform.
Luffy! What have I told you about shouting in the house and what do you mean about a... Guest." Garp said before he saw Monet next to Luffy.
"Hi Jiji! This is Monet." he gestured to the girl.
"Hello Garp-San, it is a pleasure to meet you." said Monet kindly.
Said man looked over her and spotted the shackles between them. "Luffy, I know I said you should get a girlfriend, but I didn't mean you should take one hostage!" Shouted Garp.
"It wasn't my fault! We're stuck like this till after tomorrow!" he cried out shaking his fist.
"This all a big misunderstanding." said Monet Trying to calm the angry police captain.
"I want you to take those off or I'll rip them off myself!"
"I can't, their sea prison!" Shouted Luffy.
Garp groaned while Ace walked over.
So you're stuck like this till morning? Where are you going to sleep?" Asked Ace.
"My room of course." spoke Luffy.
"What! You are taking a girl to your room!" Shouted Garp temporarily forgetting their situation.
"Where else would she sleep?"
Garp stopped for a second to remember that they were handcuffed together. "Hmm, true. Go do your homework until supper is ready." said Garp as he left the room.
"Aww, I forgot about that." groaned Luffy.
"Don't worry it won't be that hard." said Monet.
"I'll help you."
"Thanks Monet! You're the best!" Luffy shouted as he hugged Monet out of happiness.
She blushed while Ace chuckled at the sight.
"So you finally did manage to get a girlfriend!" He chuckled as as he watched the pair.
"W-We're not like that!" she cried out.
"Sure you're not." said Ace with a grin on his face.
Monet tried to retort before Luffy started dragging her to his room.
"Come on, let me show you my room!" He said as he dragged her up a flight of stairs.
'Well maybe this will show me a little bit more of who he is inside.' she thought, trying to look on the bright side.
When they got upstairs Luffy brought her to a door that had a Jolly Roger with a straw hat on it. "This is my room!" He said as he opened the door.
'Good god! Look at this mess!' Monet could only look on in horror as the room was full of garbage, bones from past meals and what appeared to be the outline of a bed in the middle of all of the mess.
"What do you think?" he asked with a smile.
"It's so messy! How do you get from your bed to the door?" She asked flabbergasted that someone could actually live in these conditions.
"It's easy. I just jump over it all." he replied simply.
Monet would have face faulted at this if it wasn't for all the garbage on the floor.
"Just watch!" he crouched down.
"No, wait Luffy-" Monet tried to warn him before he jumped but it was too late. He would have made it, but he forgot to factor in the fact that Monet was still attached to him.
This caused her to stumble forward while he stopped and both landed on the floor. Unfortunately Luffy had not cleaned his room for years and they landed in some half decomposed food Luffy never ate.
"GROSS!" shrieked Monet.
"He he he, sorry about that, forgot we were handcuffed together!" Said Luffy sheepishly.
She growled before yelling out and tackling Luffy. "You idiot! This is all your fault, being handcuffed, abandoned by doflamingo, falling in garbage, this has been the worst day ever and it's all your fault!" Shouted Monet who was letting all of her frustration from today out. She tried hitting Luffy with her wings even though they didn't hold much strength without her power.
"I'm sorry." said Luffy.
"It's too late for that!" she cried with tears in her eyes as she slowly stopped.
"Why?" Luffy asked now glad she wasn't hitting him.
"Because it just is!"
Luffy then surprised Monet by hugging her.
She blinked and looked at him confused. "What are you doing?" She asked as she squirmed a bit trying to get loose from Luffy's grip.
"I learned that when a girl cries, hugging them helps."
Monet brought a wing to her face and realized that she had been crying.
"That's why I'll keep hugging you till you feel better."
At that Monet slumped down and just let it all out, all the frustration she had been unable to vent out.. She wrapped her wings around Luffy and started crying on his shoulder. They stayed there for half an hour, Monet crying into his shoulder and Luffy being there to comfort her. He gently rubbed her back and didn't speak.
After a while Monet spoke to luffy. "T-Thank...you." she sniffled.
"You're welcome, that's what Nakama do, now let's go get clean." said Luffy.
She blushed as he helped them up and walked to the bathroom. That was when she realized something. "Luffy, how are we going to get clean if we're both handcuffed? And I don't have any other clothes with me." she said.
"Hmm, you can use some of my own."
"Ok." said Monet as they entered the bathroom. Luffy went ahead and started taking his clothes off. "W-what are you doing!" Shouted Monet as she looked away with a large blush.
"Getting naked."
"I realize that, but why are you getting nude?" She asked not looking at the now nude Luffy.
"So we can get cleaned up."
"Right, but how are going to do that in handcuffs?" Monet asked.
"We go in together and help wash each other."
Monet tried to find any reason to argue but eventually gave in. "Ok, but no peeking." she said with a blush.
"Ok!" he beamed with a thumbs up. "Now you get naked."
At that statement Monet blushed even more. "First turn around." she ordered Luffy.
He turned around with Monet hesitantly reaching down and pulling her sweater off. 'I really hope he doesn't peek'. thought Monet and she started to slip her skirt off.
Luffy kept his back turned as she got nude. "So, should we use the shower or the tub?" Asked Luffy with his back still turned to Monet.
"Shower, it's much faster."
"Ok." said Luffy as they got into the shower aqueduct and turned on the water. Luffy made sure it was the right temperature while Monet grabbed the soap.
"L-Luffy, could you get my back? I can't reach it." said Monet embarrassingly.
"Sure." he took the soap and turned to her back before lathering it up.
"Thank you." said Monet as she felt Luffy rubbing the soap on her back. 'His hands are pretty gentle.'
When Luffy was done he handed Monet the soap. "Could you please do mine, I would stretch, but I can't because of the sea stone cuffs." said Luffy.
"Of course." Monet took the soap in her wings and was about to wash Luffy's back when she dropped the soap. "Hold on." Monet tried to pick up the slippery object, but was having trouble when suddenly she knocked it towards Luffy's feet.
She tried to grab it with a frown. "Come on you damn rectangle, get in my wings!" She shouted at the bar of soap. Finally she got it and slowly stood back up as her eyes glanced at something. 'Oh my god, is that a third leg?' Monet thought as she got a glance at mini Luffy.
Her face lit up before shaking her head and stood back up. "Got it Luffy, now hold still while I get your back." said Monet who was still red from seeing mini luffy.
"Got it."
After that they finished the shower and began to dry themselves off.
"Wooh! That felt great!" smiled Luffy.
"I have to admit, it was nice, so where are the clean clothes?" Asked Monet.
"Dresser."
At that Monet stopped drying off. "So you're telling me to get clean clothes we have to go back into that pigsty?" She asked shaking with anger.
"Yup."
With that Monet hit him on the head shouting "idiot!" At the top of her lungs.
"Ow! You're just like Nami! Only with green hair."
"And wings!" Shouted Monet as she hit Luffy again, mad that all they had on were towels.
"Sheesh, and I thought you were nicer." he huffed.
Monet hit him again while she blushed a little bit. "Shut up and find a way to get clean clothes." she grumbled.
"On it!"
Before Monet could ask what the crazy straw hat teen was planning he yelled. "Ace!"
"Why are you calling your brother?"
"He can get the clothes for us!" Said Luffy as Ace arrived.
"What is...it?" he stopped seeing them in towels.
"Ace, I need you to go get two sets of clothes from my room!" Said Luffy ignoring the shocked look on Ace's face.
"...you really need to clean your room." he sweatdrop.
"Why?" asked Luffy dumbly.
"Look at it!" he and Monet shouted pointing to the mess.
Luffy looked at the mess and asked. "What's the problem?" While tilting his head to the side,
Both of them facepalmed.
"Luffy, that's it! I've told you if you don't clean up your shit I was going to burn it, now say goodbye to it all!" Shouted Ace as he activated his devil fruit.
"AH! No don't!" Luffy shouted.
Before Ace can update- torchm Luffy's garbage Monet spoke up, "Ace, please don't burn Luffy's stuff, I have to sleep there and I don't like the smell of burnt garbage." she said.
"Well would you rather walk through it again?"
"No, but there has to be a middle ground." said Monet as Luffy panicked over the idea of burning his stuff "You got any ideas?"
Ace thought for a few seconds before running off only to return in a few moments with s snow shovel. "This might work."
"Good idea." said Monet.
"But my stuff!"
"Don't worry Luffy, I'll just make a path to the wardrobe and bed, so calm down." said Ace as he began to shovel through Luffy's junk.
Luffy sighed and begrudgingly nodded.
Soon Ace had created a makeshift path to the dresser and bed before leaving the room.
"See? Isn't that better?" smiled Monet as they walked to the dresser.
"I guess." said Luffy begrudgingly before opening the wardrobe.
Both looked through for clothes to wear.
"Luffy, do you only own vests and shorts?" Asked Monet as she looked at Luffy's wardrobe.
"What? It's always so warm out."
"True, but that means all I have to wear are vests and shorts." she said in annoyance.
"What's wrong with that?"
"Unlike you, they're going to be tighter in the chest area for me." she said as she slipped one on.
Luffy slipped a new vest and shorts on before turning towards her. When he did he looked in amazement, Monet's 'assets' barely fitting in the vest. "Oooh!" he spoke in awe.
At that Monet once again blushed and asked. Wh-what do you mean oooh?"
"It totally fits." he flashed a thumbs up.
"Thanks." said Monet as Garp called them down for supper.
Both headed downstairs. When they got downstairs they saw what they were having for supper.
"Pasta?" frowned Luffy. "Why not chicken?"
"Luffy, you brought a girl over so I thought I would spare her the free for all that goes on when we have meat." said Garp who had an apron and chef hat on.
Luffy blinked before snickering and ended up laughing out loud as Monet took a seat. "Yeah you're right! If we were having chicken Monet might have gotten eaten by mistake!" Chuckled Luffy stupidly.
That made her frown and lightly slap Luffy with her wing. "Hey, don't compare me to chicken." she said annoyed.
"But you have wings and feet like one right?"
At that she hit him again. "That doesn't make me a chicken!" She shouted.
"So you're a turkey?"
"Luffy, I am only going to tell you this once, yes I have wings, yes I have bird legs, but I am not a bird, I am a human!" Shouted Monet angry and a little bit hurt Luffy thinks she is a bird.
"Oh! Sorry." he rubbed his head. "I just never met someone like you."
"Well that's no excuse to call me a bird when I have been talking to you all day." said Monet as she looked the other way in anger.
"Luffy?" Ace whispered.
"What?" Asked luffy.
"Right now you need to be serious. If she's hurt, apologize. Treat her like you would any of your other friends."
Luffy thought for a bit before he figured out what to say to make things better, the Same thing he says to Hancock when she gets mad at him for eating her food. He turned and tapped Monet on her shoulder.
"What?" she frowned and turned to him.
"You are very beautiful." said Luffy remembering how Hancock got really happy whenever he said that to her
Monet's eyes widened as she heard him say it in an all serious voice. "D-d-do you mean that Luffy?"she asked sporting a massive blush.
"Yes." he gave a firm nod.
Monet began to tear up at that, no one had ever called her beautiful because of her wings, she felt overjoyed. "And I'm sorry if I was really rude and annoying."
"Your wings are nothing like a chicken's, yours are soft and green." he added.
"R-Really?" she asked.
"Yep!" Said Luffy.
She smiled while Ace and Garp chuckled to themselves.
"Well, my grand some has become quite the ladies man, huh?" He whispered to Ace while chuckling.
"Maybe we should give them some privacy later."
"Not to much, I'm to young for great grand kids." said Garp.
Then they all started digging into the food.
After supper Garp told everyone to prepare for bed.
"Wait, who sleeps where?" Monet asked Luffy.
"We'll sleep on my bed!" Said Luffy as they entered up to his room.
"T-Together!" she cried out with a blush.
"Yeah, I mean, we're still handcuffed and there are no other beds in the house." said Luffy.
'Damn it he's right!' Monet gave in and they made their way towards the bed.
Luffy got in first with her laying down next to him. "Goodnight." he said as he closed his eyes to sleep.
"Goodnight."
With that they drifted off into sweet slumber.
(Next day)
Luffy awoke from one of the best rests he had ever had only to find himself covered by green feathers. "Huh?"
Luffy looked around and quickly saw that Monet had wrapped her wings around him in her sleep and was now cuddling him like he was a teddy bear. He smiled and closed his eyes to stay still and let her keep sleeping. He felt Monet start to stir and he then felt her pull him closer while talking/muttering in her sleep.
"Mmm, Luffy."
Luffy started to blush as Monet continued to mutter in her sleep. "Mm, my Luffy...marry..." She continued as she snuggled her face in Luffy's neck down hair taking in his scent.
'Woah...should I wake her now?'
As Luffy contemplated Monet continued to mutter. "Seventy kids...my Luffy..." As she now began to drool on Luffy.
"M-Monet!" he spoke up with wide eyes. He might be dense, but he had a good idea this was getting weird.
"Mm mm... Vegan...a hundred grandkids...my Luffy." she kept murmuring in her sleep, despite Luffy's best attempts to wake her.
"Monet!" he yelled louder shaking her.
That seemed to do the trick as Monet's eyes started to open. "Hmm? What?"
"Monet! Wake up! You're muttering about marriage and seventy kids, seventy!" Shouted Luffy not knowing she was awake.
"Huh?" she blinked and looked around. She quickly remembered the situation and turned back to Luffy who was still rambling on in panic, not realizing Monet was awake.
"And then you said something about vegan and then grandkids!"
Monet then slapped him. "Luffy, get a grip, I'm awake!" She practically shouted at him before the door opened.
"Kids, break-" Garp stopped at seeing the two of them still in bed.
Monet quickly looked at their position and swore, she still had her wings wrapped around Luffy and he had a far off look on his face.
"Uh, I'll leave you two alone. Just don't get too into it." spoke Garp before leaving.
"Wait!" Monet said right as he closed the door, embarrassed by his assumption. "Ah! This is horrible." she moaned.
"Eh, why?" Asked Luffy not understanding what his grandfather had said.
"Let's just go get breakfast." she sighed.
"Ok." said Luffy as they went downstairs for breakfast. There they saw Ace and Garp smiling at them without saying anything.
"Not a word." says Monet who was blushing as she sat down with Luffy.
"About what?" asked Luffy.
"Don't worry about it Luffy" said Monet before Garp or Ace could say anything.
"So, have fun?" spoke Ace with a grin.
"What do you mean?" Asked Luffy confused by his brothers question.
"Well you two seemed to be cuddling up, so did you two make any noise?" chuckled Ace.
"Yeah, Monet kept talking about how I was hers and having seventy children!" Shouted Luffy not realizing what his brother was really asking.
Garp and Ace's eyes widened while Monet looked at Luffy with a silent shocked face.
"Luffy you dog." said Ace with a grin after he got over his shock.
"Normally I'd be against this, but good job Luffy!" cried Garp with a thumbs up.
"Luffy, stop saying stuff!" Shouted Monet, embarrassed that Luffy made it sound like they did more than just sleep.
"But you're the one who said all that."
"Yes, but in my sleep!" She shouted her face now redder than a cooked lobster.
"So you didn't imagine that?"
"Luffy just shut up." said Monet as she turned away.
"Next time use protection." spoke up Garp.
"We didn't have sex!" Shouted Monet.
"Sex?" spoke Luffy tilting his head.
Monet just stared at Luffy in wonder. "Ace, Garp you've had the 'talk' with Luffy, right?" She asked concerned about the straw hatted teen.
"Of course! But I might have been vague on details." remarked Garp sheepishly.
Monet narrowed her eyes and asked evenly. "How vague exactly?"
"Uh, well they said something about storks who make women happy, and then after a while, a baby comes out of somewhere." spoke Luffy.
"Geez garp, he is seventeen! You have to tell him the truth!" Shouted Monet, amazed that Garp had neglected to tell his youngest the birds and bees.
"Well I wanted him to either learn on his own, or maybe bring a girl home first."
"That is not the way he should learn! How's he going to know what to do if he doesn't know?" She shouted at Garp. Suddenly though she reeled back as Garp sent out a wave of killer intent with a harsh glare.
"How I raise my grandson is none of your business." said Garp before another wave of killing intent is sent out by Luffy.
"Don't threaten Monet." he spoke in a firm tone.
Garp only looked at Luffy and redirected the killing intent at him. Both kept it up with Monet and Ace watching nervously.
"Oi gramps, calm down." he said nervously trying to defuse the situation.
Garp glanced at Ace and kept the stare up with Luffy.
Mad that Garp wouldn't even respond to him Ace frowned and activated his killer intent as well "Enough!" frowned Ace standing up. "Look, Luffy might not be the sharpest needle, but if he doesn't learn it straight from your mouth, what are you gonna do if he attacked someone because he was confused and didn't know what that could lead to?"
Monet could only tremble as she saw the three way time bomb tick as she wondered what was up with this family.
Garp and his grandsons kept it up before Garp sighed and sat down. "You're right, I should have taken it more seriously."
Luffy killed his killing intent and chuckled. "It's ok gramps."
"Alright Luffy, it's time to give you the talk then."
Monet's eyes widened at that. "Wait until we're out of these handcuffs firsts!" She shouted.
"Oh right! My bad." laughed Garp embarrassingly.
"Luffy, shouldn't you be going to school?" Asked Ace after they finished eating.
"Oh right!"
At that they grabbed their bags and Raced towards the school.
'Thank god he didn't say anything.' thought Monet.
"Oi Monet, was it today the cuffs are going to be taken off or tom?" Asked Luffy as they ran towards the school.
"Today. After today they come off. Let's just try not to get anyone mad." she pleaded.
"Ok, but after the cuffs are off I'm kicking Doflamingo's ass." said Luffy.
'I doubt you could.'
They continued to run to school in silence before Monet asked Luffy. "Why do you want to fight him?"
"Because he thinks nakama are some things you can mistreat like junk." he frowned.
"But why do you care? It's not affecting you?" She asked not understand why someone would fight Doflamingo over that.
Luffy stopped and gripped his hands with a serious expression. "I can't stand to let him go unpunished for what he said, he deserves it after he made you feel like that, I saw how his words hurt you." said Luffy in anger.
Monet looked at Luffy surprise and touched. "Really? But we've know each other for less than 24 hours!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah, and I already said you were one of my nakama."
Monet blushed at That as they arrived at the school only to run into Sugar at the front door.
"Oh, I see you two are still stuck together." remarked Sugar.
"Yeah, but today is the final day then we're not stuck anymore." said Monet.
"And it's when I kick that bastard's ass." spoke Luffy.
"Who you talking about?" Asked Sugar curiously.
"Doflamingo."
Sugar narrowed her eyes at that and Monet cursed under her breath.
"And if you wanna stop me, I'll kick your ass too." he spoke in a serious tone.
"You forget who you're messing with." said Sugar as she prepared to fight.
Luffy got into a stance with Monet panicking.
'Shit shit shit! I have to keep them from fighting!'
Thankfully Luffy's friends spotted them and walked over. "Oi Luffy, how have you been?" Shouted Usopp as they got closer.
"AHH!" screamed Sugar before running away.
"Oi! Was that Sugar?" Asked Usopp while he watched her run away.
"Yup." nodded Luffy.
"Usopp, why is my sister scared of you?" Asked Monet curiously.
"I might have gotten in argument with her, and she sorta ate this really spicy ball that I was working on. It was meant to be the hottest weapon ever. I mixed together ten different peppers to get it to work."
"Ok then." said Monet satisfied with that answer.
As they were talking they didn't notice a teacher walking towards them. "So, did you two learn anything?" he asked.
"Yes we did, we won't fight again." said Monet eager to get the cuffs off.
"Alright, I suppose waiting for the end of the day is too much. I'll take them off now."
"Ok." said Luffy as the teacher got out the key.
He slid it in and turned before the cuffs fell onto the floor. Luffy and Monet rubbed their wrists/ wings after the cuffs fell off.
"Oh what a relief." sighed the harpy with a smile.
"Now I can kick Doflamingo's ass!" Shouted Luffy.
"Luffy you can't be serious." spoke Monet.
"I am, I won't let him get away with calling you a pawn" He turned and marched into the school.
"Luffy, wait!" Shouted Monet.
Luffy didn't listen and looked around the halls for the male.
Monet swore as she chased after the straw hatted teen.
"Where are you Doflamingo!" Come out doflamingo!" Shouted Luffy as he ran down the hall. Every student who heard him either ran in fear or shouted out that the end was near.
As Luffy continued to continue shouting a teacher walked up to him.
"What are you doing shouting?!"
"Because I'm going to kick Doflamingo's ass!" Shouted Luffy as the teacher sighed.
"As much as I hate fighting around here, he has been a problem, so just for this ONE TIME, I'll help. He's down in the gym."
"Ok, thanks!" Shouted Luffy as he raced towards the gym with Monet chasing after him.
"Luffy please stop!"
"Forget it, once LuffY has set out to do something he doesn't stop for anything." said Zoro.
Monet quickly looked behind her and saw all of the straw hat gang running behind her. "Can't you talk some sense into him?"
"We stopped trying after Crocodile." said Nami as they continued to chase after the eccentric captain.
Monet sighed as they saw Luffy reach the gym.
Luffy barreled into the gym screaming Doflamingo at the top of his lungs. Said male was sitting on the bleachers and heard him.
"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in." said Doflamingo as he watched the rest of the straw hats and Monet enter after Luffy.
"Doflamingo, I came here to kick your ass."
"Oh, and why would that be?" He asked chuckling as he rose up from his seat in the stands.
"I don't have the shackles anymore."
"Heh, so you're no longer chained to that miserable woman now?" Doflamingo asked as he looked at Monet evilly.
Wrong move since Luffy pulled his arm back. "Don't talk about my precious people like that!" Luffy shouted. "Gomu Gomu no Pistol!"
Doflamingo simply dodged and lifted his right hand to the shape of a gun. "Foolish." He shot a bullet made of string at Luffy, but before it could hit him Monet jumped in the way.
She cried out in pain as it went through her shoulder.
"Monet!" Luffy shouted as he grabbed her before she hit the floor.
She groaned in pain while holding the hole.
"Monet! Why did you do that?" Luffy shouted in concern as he saw blood come out of the hole in her arm.
"Heh, I don't know." she grimaced. "I just...didn't want you to get hurt."
"Hold on, I'll get Chopper!" Shouted Luffy while he panicked a little.
"I'm here!" he called running over with a first aid kit.
"Chopper! Do what you have to! Tell me what I can do to help!" Shouted Luffy frantic over Monet.
"I might be able to handle this on my own."
"Ok, take care of her for me." he stood up before slowly turning a fierce glare to Doflamingo. "Doflamingo, you done fucked up now!" shouted Luffy.
"Oh? Big tough coming from you." he laughed.
He stopped laughing once Luffy punched him in the stomach. His eyes widened before feeling another fist stretch out and slam into his nose.
"Second gear." said Luffy as he continued to punch Doflamingo.
Said man groaned as he brought his haki out to defend against the punches.
In response Luffy bit his arm and blew into it. "Fourth gear." His muscles started expanding as his haki covered himself. He started bouncing in place while steaming a little bit.
Doflamingo growled before swinging his hand and sent sharp string at the male.
Luffy countered by jumping to the ceiling and then jumped off the ceiling and towards Doflamingo. His fist pulled back and he let out a loud battle cry. "King Kong punch!" shouted Luffy as he punched Doflamingo in the face.
The sunglasses broke as the male was sent flying and crashed through the wall.
Luffy stood still for a bit to make sure he wasn't getting back before running back towards Monet and Chopper. His body slowly returned to normal and he winced feeling the strain. He stumbled over to where chopper was treating Monet who had just woken up. "Is...she...alright?" he panted out.
"Yes, luckily he didn't hit any arteries so she will make a full recovery." said Chopper as he wrapped up her shoulder.
"Oh thank god."
"Luffy, thank you" said Monet as she shuffled over to Luffy to catch him in her wings before he collapsed.
"Ah. You...need more rest..." he groaned out.
"So do you." said Monet as she pulled him closer to her.
"Both of you need to!" cried Chopper.
"Chopper, we should give them some privacy." said Robin as she led the young doctor away from them.
"But they need a doctor!"
"They will be fine for now, you can fix them up while they're sleeping." said Nami as she started to push the other strawhats out of the gym.
Chopper gave up and listened.
"Luffy, thank you, you've been kinder to me these last 24 hours than anyone else has been in a long time." said Monet as she hugged Luffy tighter.
"What about your sister?"
"We didn't have the best relationship until recently so that doesn't count." she said as she nuzzled her head into Luffy's neck.
He found the act nice and wrapped his arms around her. "Well, you've been nice company" said Luffy as he held her the best he could in his exhausted condition.
She smiled and leaned up before kissing Luffy on the cheek. "You haven't been so bad yourself either." she said.
He felt his face heat up as she rested her head on his chest.
"I wouldn't mind spending some more time with you." she said as her eyes began to grow heavy, the exhaustion for finally catching up to her.
"Same here." he spoke nodding off to show his own exhaustion.
They pulled each other closer before falling into a well deserved deep sleep before the doors of the gym opened.