I was bored, so I decided to post another chapter. My goal is to post one every day, or at least try to.

Dear Mortals,

Why are some of you shipping me with Walt?

I don't like him- okay, fine, I do like him, but not in that way. Besides, (A/N: Spoiler up ahead for people who did not read the Serpent's Shadow) Sadie is Walt's girlfriend, and unless I want an early death, I will understand that Walt is taken. I'm pretty sure Sadie would back that up.

Sincerely,

Jaz