"Hello young maidens."

"We are here for your decision!"

"We are ready to go confront those losers and set things straight!" The Lobelia girls say turning to Haruhi and myself.

"Set what straight?" Haruhi asks. I mentally face palm. Don't tell me she seriously forgot.

"That you should come with us, and go to school with your own kind!" Benio exclaimed as she grabbed Haruhi's hand and started pulling her away. Chizuru quickly grabbed mine as well and followed her close behind.

"What do you mean, 'our own kind!' We're all human beings here aren't we?!" I thought about my wings for a moment. Oh well I guess not… well not completely. They stopped walking once we were in front of the club room. We opened the doors to find the lights had been turned off, but I noticed a dark shape farther into the room.

Suddenly, one of them stood up, followed by another, and I realized they were people."Ouran!"

"Ouran!" I glanced at Haruhi, and she noticed too. Those voices belonged to Hikaru and Kaoru. Then, the rest of the figures started standing up one after the other, and Haruhi and I recognized each of their voices. I started naming them off in my head.

"Ouran!" Mori.

"Ouran!" Tamaki.

"Ouran!" Honey. After Honey, the lights snapped on.

Tamaki stepped out in front of them, "Ouran!"

They all sang the rest together, "Host club! Welcomes you!" They were dressed up as princesses, orf something I have no idea. We stood there starstruck. I noticed the others getting pale.

Tamaki made his way over to us, "welcome back ladies!"

"Look I'm a princess now, aren't I cute!?"

"what is the meaning of this?! Are you trying to make a mockery of woman kind!" Benio questioned them angrily. I tried to hold in my laughter, they looked ridiculous!

"of course not! Everything is going according to plan, our strategy is surely good enough to make even a crying child smile! You girls may live sheltered lives at Lobelia, so you may not know this, but commoners are weak. Haruhi, Homura, you may be distracted by The Zuka Club, but stay with us, and you have not only a host club full of brothers, but sisters as well!" Tamaki exclaimed, but it stung a little when he mentioned us having brothers, as a bunch of pictures flashed into my head in that matter of seconds, but I shook it off and continued listening.

"this way you can experience feminine bonding, while staying in the host club! Isn't that a great idea?! Aren't I pretty?"

"we're the Hitachine sisters, which one of us is prettier?" The twins said as they came up to us, "im just teasing you." Hikaru said, and Kaoru laughed.

"hey, Haru-chan! Homu-chan! You can call me big sis from now on!" Honey exclaimed happily, whispering the last part and hiding his face from the others with a fan. Then they each came up to us to show off their new looks. Benio and her lackeys just seemed to get angrier by the minute.

Then Benio scoffed, "do you idiots really think you can win them over like this, I've had enough of your fooling around! They will be coming with us to join the Zuka Cl-" She was interrupted by Haruhi bursting into laughter, soon followed by me. I was laughing so hard I fell onto Haruhi causing us both to fall down, laughing even harder.

"this is too much! I mean, I don't even know what your trying to do!" Haruhi said in between breaths.

"I knew you were a bunch of weirdos but geez!" I added. We started to calm down a bit when the twins and Honey came over and asked us 'if they were really so funny', causing us to laugh even more. They started chasing us around, insisting we call them 'big sister'.

"no way! Come on cut it out please, I'm gonna explode! What were you even thinking anyways, what was the point of this?!" I asked, wiping tears from my eyes.

"we did this because we don't want you guys to leave The Host Club." Hikaru explained, looking up at the ceiling. I took a look at the members of The Host Club, do they really care about us that much?!

"well, have you made your decisions?" Benio questioned, and Haruhi stood up.

"yeah, I'm sorry, but your club's not for me. I think the idea of a girls school is great and your views are very interesting, but I came to this school with a goal and a plan for my future, so while I appreciate your offer, I'm going to have to pass." Haruhi said as she brushed off her pants and offered me a hand, which I happily took.

They looked over to me, "well, what about you?"

"My answer is no." I said, looking over to them, Benio looked shocked, but she brushed it off.

"..And your reasoning?"

"I'm just not a dress person." I said plainly, and everybody sweat dropped. "I also made a promise to myself that I would never leave Haruhi, and I cant stay with her if I'm attending another school." I put an arm around Haruhi's shoulder, "Besides, we both have a dept we need to pay off and it would be hard for me to do that if I wasn't here now wouldn't it?"

"We really already knew that we were never going to leave the host club!" Haruhi and I conclude together. Benio's face was calm, but I could see that she was upset.

"Wait, so your not really staying because you like the club you're staying because you have a dept to pay off?! Is that all it is?!" Tamaki looked at us with tears in his eyes.

"sorry but I have to say yes." I said, and he pouted until he realized something else.

"Wait, so you also knew that you weren't going to leave?!" We both nodded, "If that's true than why did you act so angry yesterday!?"

"How would you feel if someone stole something from you I really liked that mechanical pencil it was easy to write with!"

"not to mention that hair tie, it worked really well and it never snapped! I really liked those little wings on it too!" I gave him a look that said he should know why, considering he now knew about my wings.

"I'm sorry.. but Haruhi I was nice and offered you my teddy bear pencil but you said you didn't want it!"

"that's right and I still don't it."

"And Homura, how about I buy you a new one that's just like it!?" He pulled out a golden card.

"that's fine, I know that ill just end up paying for it later, ill just get a knew one myself"

"no I insist!"

"Tamaki really its fine!" He started waving both of them in front of our faces making some sort of siren noise.

"we're not giving up on you maidens." We all looked over to the Lobelia girls, "Someday we will return to rescue you from this place, and when we do we'll abolish The Ouran Host Club! Until then, a due!" They all spun away like ballerinas laughing. Then I swear I heard a monkey and suddenly they all slipped on banana peels. Am I the only one that heard that?!

Then we heard the familiar sound of a motor starting and then Renge came up on her signature platform, but the first thing I noticed was the monkey sitting on the table in the middle of it.

".. And so, a new rival, The Zuka Club had appeared. From here on out the story's only going to get even more exciting! What's going to happen to our beloved Host Club next?! Hang in there Host Club, don't give up!" She exclaimed, and Tamaki pointed at her.

"hey! It's not your job to cook things up!"

"I knew I heard a monkey!" I said pointing at it. It looked over at the two of us and made its little noise, and then somehow, Tamaki and I both slipped on banana peels! "that's just not fair.." I mumbled, rubbing my head, Haruhi just looked down and smiled, offering me her hand.

"come on, we still need to run to the supermarket before we get home." Haruhi said as she pulled me up.

"right." I grabbed my things and we headed to the door. I made sure to send that monkey a glare before the door shut behind us.


Wow, I'm so sorry again for taking so long! I don't know what's gotten into me! Thank you all again for sticking with me even though it's been taking me longer than before for me to update, I'm so grateful to you all for the support, and I hope that I can make it up to you all for taking so long with these last few chapters lately. Bye for now!