Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

4. Chapter 4

Why had no one reviewed yet? I'm sad.:( Ah well. Here's today's chapter.

Dear Mortals,

Why have some people started shipping me with Horus? (A/N: No offence, Corus fans. I'm not trying to insult anybody, honest.) That's just kinda wrong. For starters, I love Zia, which Sadie's always telling me is obvious. At least now I have something to prove her wrong with.

Also, Horus is a god. While Sadie might be fine with that, I think I really need to point out the fact he's, well, old-

*BAM*

*CRASH*

*CAW! CAW! CAW!*

Okay, I'm back, but I really need to go. Horus apparently objects to being called old, and- THEY DIDN'T JUST TOUCH MY SUITCASE! GIMME BACK MY SUITCASE!

My apologizes, I have to leave. I need to get my suitcase back from some bloodthirsty pigeons.

Sincerely,

Carter

How was it? Good? Bad? please let me know in the reviews. Sorry if carter was a bit OOC there.