Crazy trouble with love
Derdra and Jaune
Series: RWBY
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An antler headed Faunus gulped as she walked down the hall to her leader's office. 'Crap! What does Adam want with me?' she knew she didn't do anything extremely out of place, but with the leader, he tended to find a fault in lots of performances.
Especially after the incident with the dust cannons in the cafeteria. Ten people got fired that day...including the cook. Suffice to say, it's better to move those weapons NOT near where the food was served.
'Please don't let it be a pink slip!' She thought before knocking on the door. It opened and she walked inside as the soldiers shut the door and she saw Adam sitting at his desk.
"Derdra Evermore." He said with a glare. "Do you know why you are here today?"
"Um, no sir." she shook her head.
Adam looked at her with anger while pulling out a file. "You falsified your files, you are not a human hater, but a human rights activist."
"But sir! I swear that's not me, I despise the humans!" she tried pleading.
"Regardless, you also spared a human during last week's raid, when you were SUPPOSED to kill them without remorse!" He yelled while slamming his fist on the table. "Care to explain that?"
"There were children there!" She frowned. "It's immoral to harm a child in cold blood."
"They are the next generation who will grow up and hate us, just like every single human." he frowned back.
"Maybe they can change? Not every human hates u-" she was interrupted by a sword to the neck.
"Humans will never change. And anyone who thinks otherwise will be executed." Adam glared before lowering his sword. "You're fired, leave in 25 seconds or get dumped into a Nevermore nest, without your weapons or armor."
"But sir!"
"25 seconds is up." Adam said while pushing a button. "Now face the consequences."
The door opened and two soldiers barged in and grabbed Derdra by the arms.
"Your orders?"
"Strip her then throw her into a Nevermore nest, from 12 feet in the air." Adam said while the soldiers nodded.
"No! Stop!" she cried as they ripped apart her uniform.
They didn't listen as they stripped her into her birthday suit. And for added insult….they slapped her breasts, before dragging her off. They walked into one of the airships as it started up and hovered before flying out of the hanger.
-Nevermore nest, ten miles from Vale-
Derdra gulped as the soldiers kept their weapons on her as they approached their destination.
"CAW!" A Nevermore cried from a mile away from the airship.
"Get ready to drop her." ordered the pilot.
"Don't please!" Derdra yelled while struggling in the rope that the soldiers tied on the way here. "Let me go!"
They didn't listen and opened the side door while the other soldier dragged her over to it.
"Happy landing!" He taunted before pushing her off and closing the doors. "Back to base, the bitch is done for."
"AAAAAHHH!" screamed Derdra seeing the airship fly off and groaned as she made a painful landing in a nest.
"Squak?" A few baby Nevermore called while looking at Derdra before pecking her legs. Painfully. "Squak!"
"Ah! Get off!" She yelled in fear. 'God damn birds!'
"GRA!" cried the Nevermore looking down and spotting an intruder with its young.
Derdra screamed as the Grimm dove towards her with talons drawn to rip her the pieces.
She covered her face and waited for the hit. Which never happened as a shield blocked it...along with a screaming blond going at 200 miles per hour.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" he screamed as he slammed into the Grimm.
"Gah!" The bird cried before being sent straight into a mountain from the force.
"Ow...are you ok mi…" The boy said before blushing. "I'm sorry, I'll turn around!"
Derdra blinked in surprise at what just happened before covering herself as the male mentioned it.
"GAH!" The mother Nevermore cried before shaking the rocks off her feather's and shot them like a machine gun.
"Watch out!" the male held his shield and barely kept himself from falling out as one hit it dead center.
"Kai!" She screamed while struggling to get freed from the ropes. "We're gonna die!"
"Not on my watch." He said while shielding Derdra again. "Can you use aura? Or something!"
"GAH!" The bird yelled while pecking the shield. Hard!
"Anytime now!" he yelled with panic.
"Can you cut there's ropes off!" She yelled while struggling. "Like about now!"
"Busy right now!" he cried as the Nevermore pecked harder.
Derdra frowned before revealing her secret. The Sublance for controlling PURE lightning, not static electricity, but pure plasmatic lighting! Her horns started to spark as thunder clouds gathered overhead. "Get down!"
Juane's eyes widened as he ducked to the ground of the nest as a bolt of lightning flashed near the Grimm.
"GAH!" The bird cried out as her tail was on fire.
"Cut me hurry!" Derdra yelled. "I can't control the second strike!"
The male crawled over before pulling his sword out and slashed the ropes loose.
Just as Derdra got untangled, a bolt of lightning came...right at them! "RUN!"
Both jumped out of the nest as the lightning came crashing down and they headed towards the ground.
"OOF!" Both said while the boy hit the ground first and Derdra landed on his back.
"That was close." sighed Derdra.
"Ow…." The boy groaned. "Easy for you to say, you're not the one getting broken bones."
"Oh, sorry." she got off as the male groaned and pushed himself up.
"What happened? From the looks of it someone was trying to execute a cute girl." He blushed at that.
"Big time." she sighed.
"Oh right." He smiled. "The name's Jaune Arc."
"Derdra Evermore." She said while covering herself. "...former member of...wait...why am I telling you this?!"
"Because it's polite?"
Derdra sighed. "Fine, I use to be a member of White Fang."
"Say what!"
"What? You heard of them?" She asked confused. 'Is he a Hunter….eep.'
"Uh, who hasn't?"
"...a person under a rock?" She asked. 'That was stupid!'
"Wait, you said former. What happened if you're not with them anymore?"
"They kicked me out for 'not killing everyone' in the last raid….even the children." Derdra frowned at the last part. "Thanks for saving me."
"No problem." he spoke without hesitation. "Sooo, if you're not part of them anymore, what are you gonna do now?"
"...I don't know…" She frowned. "What can a faunus like me do?"
"Well that Semblance you did was impressive, ever thought about being a huntress?"
Derdra looked shocked. "Me a huntress….you really think so?" 'No one ever told me that before...in a kind manner.'
"Sure, you look around the right age, so they might accept you."
She blushed. "But I'm twenty, not sixteen." 'That's was...faltering…'
Jaune eyes widened. "T-Twenty!"
"Yeah, so really I wouldn't be able to get in."
Jaune thought some more. "A private tutor? I know a person that would love to learn from you." 'Please don't let this backfire!'
"Hmm, that might work. But what if they find out I use to be part of the White Fang?"
"...falsify documents?" He said with a blush. "I did the same thing and that's how I got in."
"But that also got me fired." Derdra deadpanned. "I still don't know WHY I did that."
"Well that's the best way I can think to become a tutor, unless you want to try a normal job, but that might be hard."
She looked at him before nodding. "Ok...but is this 'student' a Faunus hater or a Faunus?"
"I'd say she has no problem with them."
"Ok I trust you Mister Arc." She said with a smile.
"Great, but we have one problem."
"What's that?" She blinked.
"You're still naked."
She looked at herself before blushing. "...eep!" And covered herself with a nearby bush. "You have a point there."
Jaune blushed before taking off his hoody and draping it over Derdra. "For you….Derdra."
"Thanks." she smiled.
"Anytime." He smiled while picking her up and placing her on his back. "Ready?"
"Uh, yeah." she spoke with a blush.
"Then let's go!" He grinned before running back to Beacon.
-beacon, five hours later-
"JAUNE!" Nora bounded before hugging BOTH him and Derdra! "Welcome back!"
"GAH! Nora...too tight…" wheezed Jaune with Derdra losing air.
"Gah...can't breath.."
"Oh sorry!" She said before letting go. "Who's this? Your secret fuck lover?"
"NO!" Both blushed heavily.
"Oh, then who is she?"
"Oh." Jaune smiled. "Your new tutor."
Nora bounced in excitement before realizing something. "Tutor for what?"
"What am I tutoring her in again?" whispered Derdra in Jaune's ear.
"How to use her Semblance." Jaune whispered back. "She uses electricity as well."
"Uh, yeah! I'll be helping you with your Semblance." she spoke up.
"...you can use electricity?" Nora said before grinning. "On the field or in the bed?"
"O-On the field!" Derdra blushed.
"Well mine is pretty normal, but I need to get hit by electricity for it to actually be used."
"Weird." She said. "I use my internal electricity for my semblance...defiantly strange." Her horns started charging slightly, much to the shock of Nora. "Like this."
"Wow! Can I learn how to do that?"
"And sending bolts of lightning at people, if...you can avoid the second strike." Derdra blushed. 'Damn second strike!'
"COOL!" Nora yelled while hugging her. "YOU'RE SO COOL!"
While this happened a certain cat faunus came by and smelled a familiar scent. She turned her head to see Jaune, Nora, and a Faunus on Jaune's back.
'White Fang...where?!' "Jaune. Who is this woman?" Blake said walking towards them.
"Oh this is Derdra Evermore, and she's going to tutor Nora starting tomorrow." Jaune said while sweating from the dark aura around Blake. 'What the?'
'Oh no! Can she tell who I am?' panicked Derdra.
"Tutoring with what?" Blake said while internally thinking. 'Harming others?'
"No, helping Nora with her Semblance."
Blake looked confused. "You can control electricity?"
"Lightning to be precise."
"So." Jaune said trying to keep Blake from glaring. "Why are you um...nosy today?" 'Ok that was a bad move…'
"I can smell her." she frowned. "And you never mentioned she was a White Fang member."
All three, minus Nora, panicked.
"I d-don't know what you're talking about." Jaune sweated while Derdra started shaking from the aura Blake was exerting at her.
"I remember her scent from the train." frowned Blake bringing her weapon out.
"Wait? Your Adam's girl?..." Derdra frowned. "Newsflash. He fired me and left me for dead!"
"I am not his girl!" cried Blake holding the blade of her weapon near her throat. "And I don't believe you."
"It's true." Jaune frowned. "She was about to get eaten by a pissed off Nevermore and its chicks!"
"If Jaune didn't show up, I wouldn't be here."
Blake lowered her weapon slightly. "Why were you, 'fired', from White Fang?"
"Because they found out I was a human sympathiser when I didn't kill any of them during the last raid committed."
Blake sheathed her weapon and looked at her with sympathy. "So you're like Jaune and me? Both a honorable person and," she chuckled a little. "Falsified your papers."
Both shrugged at the same time while Nora snapped out of her silence.
"HEY!" She cried out. "Why are we so serious?! Let's get these two fucking already!"
"NORA!" cried Jaune and Blake while Derdra looked away with a bright face.
"What? They look like fuck mates." She grinned. "So let's see….Lightning Arc? Deer knight?"
"Nora, we don't need one of your 'shipper' names." sweatdropped Jaune.
Nora ignored him. "I got it! Lightning Deer fuckers!"
"NORA!" Both yelled as Blake chuckled.
"I wish you luck," she walked away. "Miss Derdra Arc."
"STOP THAT!" they both yelled.
Blake smiled before walking through the academies doors.
"So mister and misses Arc." Nora grinned. "Can we start now?"
"First we need to tell Ozpin first."
"Oh." Nora smiled with embarrassment. "Right sorry."
"Jaune." Derdra said looking at the blond. "Do you need a tutor as well...or maybe a...friend?"
"I don't mind us being friends." he smiled walking into the school.
"Aw." Nora smiled. "First comes friends then comes dates then comes a baby booming!"
"NORA!"
Nora laughed as the two looked embarrassed. 'Yep. What love birds.'
(Timeskip)
Derdra came into the cafeteria, in a dark green and yellow dress, while holding a book in one hand and sat down next to both RWBY and JNPR.
"Yo Derdra." greeted Ruby.
"Good day miss 'rosy cheeked hamster'." She teased playfully. Especially after seeing Ruby with puffed cheeks while eating cookies during one of her sessions with Nora.
"How's the tutoring been?" asked Yang.
"Fine. Nora has the basics but...she can't be trusted to NOT attack people with lighting every time her 'hubby' is being flirted on." Derdra said with a sigh.
Nora blushed. "But Ren needed to be protected from those sluts!"
"They were girls who were just talking to him about homework."
"Yes." She frowned. "'Homework' aka fucking like rabbits!"
All of them sweatdropped.
"So Derda?" Pyrrha asked. "Anything interesting with Jaune?"
"Other than some tips on how to strike, not much. I take it you already got him this way I take it?"
"Yes. But…" She frowned. "He needs more training just to survive an ARMY of Dragons."
"True." Derdra giggled. "But he did take on a pissed off Nevermore so that counts."
"True."
Just then a certain hunter came by and walked right near the teams. "Yo teach."
"Yes Cardin?"
"I have a question." He grinned. "How many humans does it take to stop a Faunus?"
Derda glared. "Depending on the human's strategy and intellect."
Cardin growled before attempting to grab her, only to get struck by a lightning bolt.
"GAH!"
"Care to try again?"
Silence as Cardin fainted from the pain right onto the hard ground.
"Guess not." Derdra chuckled.
"Never get tired of that." smirked Blake.
"Yep. He never learns," Jaune smiled. "Never tick off a cute girl….did I say that out loud again?"
"Yeah." chorused the teams.
Jaune blushed while turning away. Only for Derdra to hug him.
"Don't be that way. It's sweet of you Jaune." She smiled while blushing. 'Too close!'
He smiled and didn't try to push her away.
"So…" Nora grinned. "Are you going to fuck uglies now?"
This time Ren covered her mouth.
"Mmm!" She said before smiling and kissing his hand, sloppily.
"NORA!" Ren blushed in embarrassment. He pulled his hand away and used his napkin to clean it.
"Ren's hand is so tasty." Nora grinned. "Like a bunny after SE-"
"NORA!" Everyone yelled with a massive blush. "NOT IN PUBLIC!"
"Aw." She blushed with a pout.
"Hey Jaune, can we talk somewhere else?" Derdra whispered to the male.
"Sure." Jaune whispered as they left the table. "Is something troubling you Derdra?"
"Well, I kinda wanted to ask you something."
"Derdra?" Jaune asked while panicking in his head. 'Please don't tell me she thinks I'm not a good friend?!'
"Um….." she looked away. "Wanna hang out later after school?"
"Oh...um...sure." He calmed down while smiling. "Where to?"
"Well….maybe the...arcade in Vale?" She stutted slightly. 'Steel yourself Derdra! It's just a date not a…..'date' date.'
"Oh! Sure, sounds great." he smiled.
Derdra smiled. "Ok. I will meet you at the gates after school. And please," she blushed. "Take care of me…."
Jaune blushed as Derdra walked away. 'Is this...a 'date' date?'
(Later)
Jaune was at the gates...for about ten minutes. He was about to leave until something hugged him from behind.
"Jaune!" Derdra smiled while wearing some casual clothes, similar to Jaunes but more feminine. "Ready for that outing?"
"Yes I am Derdra." Jaune smiled. "So similar outfits today?"
"Well my other dress was a little dirty and wanted to try something new, what do you think?"
Jaune smiled. "It's so so." He teased.
"Hey!" She pouted cutely. "It's perfect and you know it!"
"I know." he chuckled as they walked over to the airship.
Derdra smiled as they got into their seats. "Thank you...for giving me a second chance." 'And a new life...with you as my boyfriend...no friend! Who's a boy…'
"No problem." he smiled before groaning as the ship took off. "I hate flying."
Derdra rubbed his back, which calmed Jaune down a little. "Well it's better than walking."
"True…"
"If you want you can lay on my lap until we land?" She offered with, in Jaune's eyes, a heavenly glow and a warm smile. "If that's alright with you Jaune."
"Thanks." he smiled before laying his head on her legs.
Derdra smiled while rubbing his head. "I hope this helps."
"Yeah, it really is."
"I'm happy to hear that...Jane." She chuckled from the silly nickname.
"Don't call me that….Deery." He teased back with a blush.
Derdra blushed. "Silly blond. I'm not that 'horny'." 'Damn you Yang!'
Jaune blushed while Dedra shut her mouth at the innuendo.
"Vale estimation: 5 mins." a speaker called out. "5 minutes until touch down."
"Looks like our outing is about to begin." Jaune blushed as he moved his head to look at Derdra.
"Uh huh." she nodded.
"So.." He bushed. "Anyone catch your eye?" 'Stupid stupid!'
"N-N-NO!" she cried out with a blush.
"Really? Not even me?" He half joked. 'Damn it!'
"NO!" she screamed with a red face before looking away. 'Why did this become so awkward!'
Jaune turned his head. "So anyway. What kind of games do you like?" 'So she doesn't like me like that...right?'
"I'm pretty fine with anything."
"Even….fighting games?" He asked. "Not that you're not cool or anything!"
"Of course, but who said I wasn't?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
Jaune blushed. "Um….um...Weiss?" 'Damn it! Me and my terrible lying skills!'
"Should have known." she huffed.
"But you're really strong and cool and beautiful…." He shut his mouth. 'Crap!'
She blushed hearing that. "T-Thanks."
"Anytime...Derdra…" He blushed as the airship landed on the heliport.
"Vale port station. Vale port station."
The two of them got off while Derdra lead the way to the arcade.
"Jaune." She smiled while hugging his arm. "This is so great." 'So strong.'
"But we haven't gotten there yet." he chuckled nervously at their position.
"Still." She blushed. "Being with you is just perfect." 'AH! Stop blurting out stuff like that!'
Jaune blushed as they went inside the arcade. "Um...Grimm fighters or Faunus Racers?"
Derdra pondered. "Anything that sounds good Jane." She snickered a little. 'Still funny.'
"Not funny." he deadpanned.
"Well...it is kind of 'hoofy'." She chuckled. 'YANG!'
Jaune sighed while getting some tokens. "Ok we have 100 tokens each. So if one of us runs out of tokens, we can just share it with each other."
"Sounds fair."
"Ok." Jaune smiled before looking at her antlers. "Do they grow? Or are they stay the same length?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Um...because they look…" He blushed. "..c...c..ute."
Derdra blushed crimson at that confession. "Really?"
Jaune nodded. "Yes." 'Please don't get mad.'
"Uh, thanks." she looked at the ground with a small smile.
"Anyway," he blushed. "Let's try and have a great time." 'And hopefully nothing explodes on us.'
She nodded as they split up.
(With Derdra)
"Let's see. Grimm park? Hunter gears? A game of Faunus and Grimms?" She said out loud while looking at the various machines. "Grimm park to start off."
She got into the seat inside the game while inserting some coins into it.
"Grrah! Grimm Park!" A voice said as various Grimms walked on screen. Derdra picked up her toy shot gun and shot the 'start' sign as the game started up.
"GAH!" A rabid Ursa yelled on screen as it started to scratch the screen.
Derdra held the gun up and started shooting with the Ursa roaring as it fell back and started disappearing.
Just as she was about to calm down, ten Beowolfs attack her in succession. "Awroo!"
"Die you bastards die!" She yelled while firing at them. With each shot being a headshot.
"GAH! GAH!" Yelled the final boss, a ten foot Nevermore, as it flew across the stage and rained feathers at her.
She saw her health going down and rapidly fired at it. Only for the countdown to appear.
10
9
8….
"Come on! Get up!"
7
6
5
4…
"Come on!"
3
2
1
0. "Game over!"
"Damn it!"
The high score of 310 appeared. Only to show it was the tenth highest score on this machine.
"DAMN IT!" She yelled before accidentally destroying it with a ball of lightning. "Oops."
She looked around and put the toy down before walking away while whistling innocently.
(With Jaune)
Jaune grinned as he kept hitting buttons while his fighter beat the other one.
"Semblance blast!" His character repeated as a Faunus with an Afro was getting blasted, by a woman with a striking resemblance to Derdra. "Semblance blast!"
The opposing avatar cried out and fell to the ground as its health dropped to zero.
"Victory!"
"Yea! All in the name of love!" Jaune's character smiled while doing a sexy pose for the camera.
Jaune blushed while thinking of Derdra doing that before shaking his head. 'Bad Jaune Bad!'
He felt someone tap him on the shoulder and saw Dedra standing there.
"Hey." She smiled before seeing the character and frowned. "So you like other deer Faunus?" 'Why am I so jealous...naw it couldn't be...can it?'
"Oh! Well I kind of thought…..it look cool." he tried to explain.
Derdra looked at him before pinching his cheek. "How cute." 'So he really thinks I'm cool.' "So you do like deer Faunus."
"Well yeah, what? Did you think I didn't?"
Derdra sighed. "A little….but let's just have one last game together."
"Sure thing, just don't be mad when I win."
She laughed. "I'd like to see you try Jane."
"Likewise Deery." Jaune teased back.
She took the spot next to him and started designing her own character to use. Which was a mini version of Jaune with deer horns.
"Ready Derdra?" He asked getting his character selected.
"Ready." she grinned.
"Fight!"
"Semblance blast!"
"Horn buster!"
Both of them tapped and mashed the buttons as fast as they could while their avatars seemed evenly matched.
"Your character is strong." Jaune smiled while mashing the buttons. "But you can't dodge to save your life."
"Semblance kiss." The girl yelled before...kissing the character on the lips before kicking him.
"Aw come on!" groaned Derdra.
"Victory!" The voice said before it turned black for a second.
"Sudden death!"
"Told ya." smirked Jaune.
"Gah! You cute bastard!" Derdra growled before mashing more buttons.
"Horn cannon!" The character yelled before headbutting the other character and as she fell the male character blew a kiss to the now KOed girl.
"Victory...Winner Horn Arc."
"Yes! This is one step for a hero in training." The character smiled while...dancing the funky chicken?
"Wow, real imaginative with that one." Jaune chuckled.
"True." Derdra smiled while hugging Jaune. "And so was that, Semblance Kiss." 'A kiss...me… AH!'
Jaune blushed and coughed into his hand while looking away.
Derdra looked at him confused. "Are you ok? Did I say something wrong?"
"No, not all." he reassured. 'Maybe that move was weird.'
"So Jaune?" She asked. "Um….can we go get something to eat?"
"Oh sure. Sounds good right about now."
Derdra smilled. "Thank you cutie." 'Crap!'
"W-What?"
"N-nothing cutie." She blushed. 'Not again!'
"You said it again!"
Derdra blushed crimson. "...sorry Jauney poo." 'GGGAAAHHHH!'
"Derdra? You feeling alright?"
"I'm fine Jaune. I'm just…." She did something that shocked both.
She kissed Jaune on the lips.
'Oh….my…...Dust.' he thought with wide eyes.
'So warm….by Dust...this is a dream?!' Derdra thought while continuing the kiss.
'Should I stop her….or let her keep going?'
'Should it continue? Or not...ah~' Derdra blushed before hugging Jaune and kissing more passionately.
Jaune was blown away and ended up backing into the game with Derdra keeping the contact.
"Hey hey HEY!" Yelled a man who was assumed to be the manager. "No sex in the arcade you horny kids!"
That snapped Derdra out of her trance and pulled back with both red in the face.
"Eeeeeep!" She cried out before running out, with Jaune in her arms.
"...crazy kids." The owner grumbled before walking back to his office.
"Derdra! Stop running!" cried Jaune.
Derdra stopped while turning and hugging Jaune again. "I'm sorry!"
"F-For what?"
"For...kissing you…" She blushed. "I don't know what got into-"
"You?" he finished.
"Yes!" She blushed while feeling her heart fluttering. "Please don't let this affect our friendship! Please I….."
"Like...me?" he guessed with a blush.
"...yes...I like...no love you Jaune Arc." Derdra blushed while electricity appeared on her horns, symbolizing her embarrassment with a heart.
"Really?" he asked with wide eyes.
Derdra nodded. "I love you..even if you do-" she was stopped by a kiss to the lips. Her eyes widened before closing as she softly melted into the kiss.
As this occurred several people started taking pictures of the cute sight, including some Faunus grinning at them with a thumbs up.
"Keep it up!"
"Aw, so lucky!"
"Kiss kiss kiss!"
"...wow."
"Go on and fuck!" Said a woman in a trench coat as both the couple and the people looked at her in shock. "What?"
"NORA!" they screamed out hearing the familiar tone.
"Hey." She smiled while giving a thumbs up. "Great job on the Lightning Deer fucker ship!"
Both growled before the girl turn and ran off.
"Have fun fucking!" Nora laughed leaving the blushing couple and the stunned crowd in the dust.
"..."
"..."
"...ok? That was weird." The crowd said before leaving Jaune and Derdra alone. "Have fun you love birds."
Both chuckled while Jaune wrapped an arm around her shoulders.
"So we...are a thing?" Derdra smiled while nuzzling Jaune's cheek.
"Well I don't see why not. And if someone mentions it's illegal considering I'm not eighteen yet, we'll just say you've been giving me tips."
Derdra chuckled. "So kind." She then kiss him on the cheek. "I love you my knight."
"Love you too, my little doe." he chuckled.