Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

5. Chapter 5

Thank you Sanubis Lover for being my first reviewer. I can't tell you how awesome that was. I actually started jumping up and down. About your request, I'm not really sure I can really break them up because these are letters, but I'll try not to put to much Salt in here. Also, thank you to everyone else that reviewed. I really appreciate it.

I AM JUST SO HAPPY NOW! Here, take a cookie: (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::)

Dear Mortals,

Honestly, I just wrote a letter about shipping me with Walt, and then I found out that some people are shipping me with Anubis! Either that or the '-ubis' in 'Janubis' comes from another random person, which is highly unlikely.

Are you people trying to get Sadie to murder me?!

Sincerely,

Jaz

Gah. My mom randomly signed me up for this math contest that's happening, like, TOMORROW, and if I don't score in the top ten, I have to pay the entrance fee. Ugh. Well, better go study. (Again)