Today I had the math competition, and my head hurts. So do my feet. Ugh.
Dear Mortals,
Under normal circumstances, I could hardly care what you write in your so-called 'fan fictions'. But this case is special, and I shall tell you it in a very mature way.
WHO DECIDED TO SHIP POTHENA?!
(A/N: No offence, Pothena shippers. I actually sort-of like Pothena, as in, I don't ship it a lot but I'm fine with it. It's just that in the books, Athena and Poseidon didn't get along very well, so I'm assuming that Athena would hate the idea of Pothena)
It's horrid. It's impossible. I would never like that pathetic excuse for a man! We will never be together! Ever!
As the goddess of wisdom, I can tell you that shipping Pothena is most unwise. In fact if you ship it, you will never be seen again! In fact, I am already brainstorming plans on how you shall pay for this humongous offence. And trust me, they won't fail.
Sincerely,
Athena
Random Pothena Shipper: I SHIP POTHENA!
Athena: YOU! YOU GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR CRIME! DIE!
Pothena Shipper: Uh, I'll pass.
Athena: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Pothena Shipper: No offence, Athena, but you sound like Coach Hedge.
*Silence*…..
Okay, not my best one. I have to admit, making a Pothena shipper appear out of nowhere is pretty random, but when you're head aches you don't have many ideas. Here's a tip: Never attend a math contest. Ever. It hurts your brain. (Unless you're this super smart person who knows everything. Then you can enter)