Cray trouble with love

Liz, Patty, Tsubaki, and Soul

Series: Soul Eater

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It was a dark night with the moon smiling insanely as it watched the sight below it.

Right now a robed figure was reading from their tome. "For too long have these weapons and their Meisters gotten in my way!" they stopped at a page and grinned. "Well, this will do nicely." the figure chuckled as she began to read the spell written on the page.

That's when seven young teens ran onto the sight.

"Well, it took us awhile but we finally found the witch!" Shouted Black Star giving up their element of surprise.

"Way to let them know." spoke Maka with a deadpanned look.

"I can't help it if I'm so cool that everyone notices me!" Said Black Star stupidly.

"You insolent brats! I'll end you for good!" called the witch raising her hand and causing the nearby trees to move and reach out towards them.

"You evil witch, how dare you attack us with trees that are not perfectly aligned!" Shouted Death the Kidd. He raised Liz and Patty and started opening fire on them with a glare.

"Alright Maka, let's do this!" Shouted Soul.

She nodded before charging at the witch while the others dealt with the branches.

"Damn you kids, if I'm going down I'm going to make your lives hell!" She shouted as she powered up a spell.

Maka jumped and swung Soul. He cut through the witch right as she finished the spell. As they watched the witch die, she let out a loud cackle.

"Enjoy the curse soul eater!" She cackled as she died and turned into a small red orb.

"Curse?" spoke Soul with a raised eyebrow.

"Forget it, nothing hit you so she must have not been able to fire it before she died." said Maka as she picked up the Soul that unbeknown to her, was glowing pink. "Bottoms up Soul."

"All right." said Soul as he swallowed the soul. He gulped it down and smiled. "Hey, this one's not bad. Kinda sweet."

"Sweet? That's weird," said Maka as they walked back towards the group.

"Maybe it's a once in a lifetime thing, kind of like the lottery." spoke Liz.

"Yeah don't think much about it." said Patty who was beginning to feel light headed.

"Black Star, let's go home. I feel sleepy." spoek Tsubaki rubbing her head.

"Me to Kidd." said Liz who was beginning to stagger.

"Alright, later." spoke Kidd as he and the sisters walked off.

"Let's go home Soul." said Maka as she began walking away.

"Mmm, I need a bed." spoke Tsubaki dragging herself with Black star the other way.

"Ok." said Black Star as he walked away with her.

(Next day)

Soul slowly opened his eyes in his bed when he felt something different in his bed.

'Is something near me?'

He felt something soft pressing up on both sides of him and something holding him. He looked around him and nearly screamed. On his left holding onto his arm was Tsubaki. On his right hugging his other arm was Liz. And curled up hugging his legs was Patty who was hugging them like a teddy bear.

'W...W...What are they doing...in my bed?' he thought while trying not to lose it and get a nosebleed on what this might lead to. He panicked what to do when the girls felt him stir.

"Mmm, hi Soul." greeted Liz.

"Zzz..five more minutes." said Tsubaki as she snuggled into Soul's arm.

"Zzzz...more chocolate Soul..." muttered Patty while hugging his legs tighter.

Soul pleading looked to Liz for help only to see that she had fallen back asleep. 'Great, what else could happen?'

The universe must hate him because at that moment Maka opened the door. "Soul? Time to...get up." she spoke before her eyes widened in shock.

"H-hey Maka. How's it going" Soul said weakly knowing there was no good way to explain the situation.

"Soul...what's going on?" she asked, more bewildered than angry.

"Maka, I have no idea." said Soul as he tried to wiggle out of the girl's grasps.

That just roused them as they slowly woke up.

"Good morning my Soul." said Tsubaki as she slowly sat up.

"Morning hot stuff." spoke Liz with a smile.

"Yay, Soul's awake!" Said Patty as she let go of Soul's legs.

"Uh, girls? Why are you in his bed?" asked Maka with a twitch in her eye.

"Because we wanted to see Soul." said Tsubaki as if sneaking into people's room in the middle of The night was normal.

"And why didn't you wait until the morning?"

"Why wait?" They all responded as if that was obvious.

Maka facepalmed while Soul started getting up.

"Well, we should get going to the academy." Soul said quickly before bolting towards the door.

"Wait for us!" they called running past Maka.

Makae just stood there thinking. "What the hell just happened?"

(At the academy)

Soul was panting as he raced into the classroom. "Alright, that made no sense."

"What made no sense Soul-Kun?" said a voice behind Soul that made him stiffen.

He turned and saw Tsubaki standing there with Liz and Patty panting at the door.

"Soul, why did you run away?" Asked Liz as she walked towards Soul.

"Yeah! That was mean!" pouted Patty.

"Well, I uh, I mean.." Soul sputtered out looking for a way out of the situation before he saw Black Star and Death the Kidd.

"Liz! Patty!" Kidd walked over. "Where were you two?"

"Oi tsubaki you didn't wake me up this morning or make breakfast!" Shouted Black Star.

"No, I was at Soul's."

"Why? Souls just a nobody while I'm the star of the show." said Black Star arrogantly as he jumped up on a desk.

"What about you two?" Kidd asked the sisters.

"We wanted to visit Soul but he was asleep so we stayed the night." said Patty.

"Oh. Well if that's all, let me know next time."

"Ok." said Liz thankful that Patty left out the part of them sleeping in Soul's bed.

Soul took the chance to take his seat. "At least nothing can go wrong in class." he said to himself.

Later Maka arrived with everyone taking their seats.

"Alright class, take out your books. I'm tired so we're having independent study today." said Stein as he sat down at his desk.

'Oh thank god.' thought Soul.

"Split off into groups of four and go study." said Stein making Soul's happiness crumble.

'Oh no.'

"Now, seeing how you always complain about who I pair you up with, you can make your own groups." said Stein.

'Thank god, again.'

"Now go choose your groups." said Stein as he then fell asleep.

Soul got up and moved over to Maka. "Maka, wanna group up?"

"Sorry Soul, Ox already asked me when I was walking to class and two more people have joined, sorry." she said before going over towards Ox.

Soul groaned before moving over to Kidd. "Yo Kidd, wanna work together?"

"Sorry, I'm already with Maka and Ox." said Kidd as he walked over towards the group.

'Should I even try with Black star?'

He looked over towards the loud ninja only to see him walking over towards MakA and Kidd and Ox. He noticed the three girls smiling and sighed before walking over to them. "Hey, do you guys want to be in a-" that was all Soul got out before he was tackled by the three girls.

"YES!"

Soul blushed as he gently pushed the girls off him and walked towards his desk to start studying. The three surrounded him and opened up their own books.

'Why am I like this? I'm a cool guy, I need to act calm and cool, especially with three cute girls chasing me.'

"Hey soul, do you understand this passage?" Asked Liz as she laid her book down in front of Soul and leaned over giving him a view of her assets.

"Uh, y-yeah." he spoke while trying not to stare. "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite." He said as he read the passage out loud.

"I'm confused." spoke Patty leaning down with her chest pressed against Soul's back.

"W-well the passage means that this guy loves the woman so much that he would do anything for her." Soul stammered out as he felt the two orbs on his back.

"Do you like someone?" asked Tsubaki.

At this Soul stuttered and asked. "What do you mean?"

"She means someone you wanna rock the bed with!" smiled Patty leaning over and looking him in the eye while upside down.

"Wh-what!" Shouted Soul, gaining the attention of the entire room. "Heh, funny joke." he tried to speak up to the other groups.

Everyone looked at him not believing him until Stein spoke up.

"Quiet down, this is meant for study sessions, into recess." he spoke in a firm tone.

"Sorry," said soul sheepishly and embarrassed, He looked at his book while the girls around him were waiting for his answer. Soul put his textbook in front of his face in hopes that he wouldn't be embarrassed again.

"Do you?" asked Liz with a frown.

"Well, yeah, who doesn't." said Soul trying not to look at them in the eye.

"Who is it?" asked Tsubaki.

"Wh-why would I tell you guys?" Stammered Soul as he began to feel uncomfortable.

"We're just curious." shrugged Patty.

"Well, do you have someone?" Asked Soul confidant that they would get embarrassed and change the subject.

"Soul." they all said at the same time.

Soul could only look at them slack jawed at their statement.

"Now you tell us."

"I, uh, well..." Soul stuttered as the girls leaned in to hear him.

"Yes?"

"Uh, Mr. Stein, I have to use the bathroom!" Soul shouted.

"Go ahead."

He breathed a sigh of relief as he dashed out of the classroom. The three girls frowning in disappointment.

"That's not fair." grumbled Liz.

"Awww." pouted Patty.

"You can't run forever Soul." said Tsubaki.

'We will get you.' they all thought at the same time.

Meanwhile Soul was freaking out in the men's bathroom. 'Dude! Why the hell are they acting like that?!' "Ok, think, what have I done in the last 24 hours that could have made this happen." said Soul to himself.

He rubbed his chin and remembered the witch last night. "Shit! Is that what she meant by curse!?" Soul swore as he remembered the witches last words. 'Being cool with the ladies is great, but sneaking in my room is a little much.'

Then he heard a knock on the bathroom door. "Who is it?"

"Soul, we know you're in there, come ooouutt!" Said Tsunami in a singsong voice.

Soul panicked and covered his mouth as the door rattled to show them trying to open it. His eyes darted around the bathroom trying to find a way out only to find none. 'Maybe I can make a break for it if they open the door.'

He decided to do that and quickly stood where the door would swing to and turned into a scythe.

"Patty! Ram the door down!"

The door was then forced open and slammed into the wall. The girls ran in and looked around for him.

"Where is he?" Patty asked not seeing their beloved white haired weapon.

"He couldn't have vanished." remarked Tsubaki.

At that moment Soul turned back into a human and bolted out the door.

"There he is!" cried Liz spotting him running out of the bathroom. "Damn, after him!" Shouted Liz as the girls chased after him..

Soul booked it down the hall in a panic. 'Shit I have to get out of here! I know, I'll move to Canada! They'll never find me there!' Thought Soul as he ran from the crazy girls cheering him. Up ahead he saw Maka, Kidd, and Black Star who spotted him. "GUYSNOTIMETOEXPLAINSTALLTHEMTHANKSBYE!" Soul shouted as he ran past them.

"What did he say?" asked Black Star.

"I don't know but it might have to do with that." said Maka as she saw the small group of girls closing in on them.

"OUT OF THE WAY!" they roared.

The group of Meisters didn't have time to respond before they were run over by the group of weapons.

"Ow." groaned Kidd.

"If they're after soul may my father have mercy on him." said Kidd as he groaned on the floor.

"This day just got weirder." spoke Maka.

Soul had just made it out of the school when bullets began to whiz by him. "What the hell!" he turned around. Behind him he saw Patty holding Liz in weapon form in one hand and Tsubaki in ninja star mode in the other. "Are you trying to kill me!"

"No, only injure enough so you can't run!" Said Patty as she threw Tsubaki at Soul who was still in ninja star mode.

"Crap!" he kept running and dodged to the side a Tsubaki passed by him. Tsubaki landed in front of Soul and embedded in the ground.

He kept running as Patty didn't stop shooting for a moment. "Shit they won't stop will they!" Soul shouted as he looked behind to see Patty grab Tsubaki as she ran, not slowing down for a second.

'I need a plan! NOW!' Unfortunately while was trying to think of a new plan he accidentally ran into a dead end. "CRAP!"

"Oh soul!" Said Patty in a sing song voice.

He turned and saw her at the end of the alley. 'I'm boned.'

Soul frantically tried to think of a way out as he saw Panty closing in. Soul began to panic as Patty raced towards him. Before he knew it she tackled him and landed on his back.

"Hello Soully, it's just the two of us now." said Patty not noticing Liz and Tsubaki turning back into humans.

"Patty! I get first crack at him!" shouted her sister.

"No, I do!" shouted Tsubaki as she pulled Patty off Soul.

Liz took the chance to get on top of him with a grin. "Now are you ready to have some fun, or are we going to have to put a bullet in your leg?" She asked sweetly.

Soul sweated from the tone and gulped. "Uh, don't you think this is kind of...fast?"

"No, do you?" Tsubaki asked as she shoved Liz off and took her place.

"Uh, I think we're a little young for sex." he gulped.

"Sex? What do you mean?" asked Tsubaki confused.

This made Soul very confused. "Wait, if you don't want sex why have you been chasing me?" He asked.

"To make out with you, duh. But sex, hmmm." grinned Liz thinking it over.

"L-let's wait on sex." Soul stammered quickly. 'Even though seeing them naked would be awesome!'

"So now that we understand each other, let's get out of here." said Soul quickly hoping to change the subject away from sex.

"Nope." spoke Liz before leaning down and pressing their lips together.

"Hey, give us a turn." said Tsubaki as she tried to pull Liz off Soul.

Soul's eyes were wide as Liz's lips caressed his own. 'So soft.' thought Soul as Liz continued to kiss him.

Soon she pulled back while licking her lips. "Did you like that Soul?" She asked giving him a seductive look before being pulled off of him.

"My turn." frowned Tsubaki before moving on top of him.

"W-wait! Are you sure you want to be doing this in a dirty alley?" Asked Soul hoping for a way out.

"It's just kissing, I would have done it sooner, but you ran off." she pouted.

"Well, yeah, but I think when you tackled me I landed on a piece of glass." said Soul as he felt pain in his back.

"Oh no!" Tsubaki got off him as he sat up.

When Soul got up he saw that there was a puddle of blood where he had been lying on the ground.

Tsubaki looked and gasped seeing some glass in his back. "Soul, we have to get you to a hospital!" She shouted.

"I'll be alright." he groaned. "But can you pull it out?"

"I, I don't know!" Said the frantic Tsubaki.

"I'll do it!" spoke Patty walking over and grabbed the shard.

"Patty wait!" Shouted Liz, but Patty had already pulled out the shard of glass.

"Gah! Fuck that hurt!" cried Soul.

"I'm sorry soul!" Sobbed Patty as she saw more blood come out of the wound.

"I'll be alright." he tried to reassure while wincing.

"That's it, we're taking you to the hospital" said Tsubaki who's tone left no room for argument She and Liz carefully helped Soul to his feet while Patty lead them with tears in her eyes. They rushed to the hospital and left Soul in the capable hands of the doctors.

The three had to wait outside as they checked him over. As they sat Patty sighed and asked. "What have we done?"

"We were too forward." spoke her sister.

"Ya think? We were shooting at him so he couldn't run away, who's does that!?" Shouted Tsubaki mad at herself and the others for almost shooting their love.

"I don't know!" cried Patty curling up on the chair and started crying into her knees.

"Ok, we have to take it easy this time." said Liz.

"Agreed." nodded Tsubaki.

As they talked a doctor came up to them and said. "Mr. Soul can take visitors now."

The girls got up and followed the doctor down the hall. When they finally stopped at the door the doctor turned to the girls and said. "Be careful, he can't take much stress right now or the would will reopen". before he walked away.

The girls gulped before slowly walking in. When they entered they saw the only occupant of the room, Soul, resting on a bed.

Liz held a finger to her lips as they walked over to the side of his bed. She gently reached out and shook Soul's shoulder gently.

He groaned slightly before slowly opening his eyes.

"Soul-kun, wake up." Patty whispered to the groggy weapon.

His eyes opened and widened at seeing the girls. "St-stay back!" Soul stammers in fear.

"Easy there, we're not gonna do anything." spoke Liz with her hands up.

This made Soul hesitate and ask. "Why? Less than Three hours ago you were shooting at me."

"Technically that was Patty, but we're toned down! We're not gonna push the issue on you." spoke Liz.

"Are you sure?" Asked Soul not fully believing them.

"We swear, we came here to apologize for our actions." bowed Tsubaki.

"Really, well, I don't know..." Said Soul as he thought about what they did.

"We're sorry!" cried Patty laying her head on his arm.

"We regret our actions, please forgive us!" Sobbed Liz as she held her head in her hands.

Soul blinked and waited a few seconds to see if they would make any odd moves. "So you'll stop chasing me and not shoot at me anymore?" He asked cautiously.

"We swear!" they all chorused.

"Ok then, I believe you." said Soul as he relaxed.

"Thanks Soul." sighed Liz.

"So what now?" Asked Soul.

"Well, if you hate us now, don't blame ya, we'll leave so you can get some rest." spoke Liz standing up.

"No, stay." said Soul before she could leave the room. "Look, you might have been a little too...eager."

The girls nodded their heads at that, blushing in embarrassment as they remembered what they did.

"But as a cool guy, it'd be pretty rude to turn down three cute girls." The three girls blushed at that statement. "So I'd say it's cool."

The girls squealed in happiness at this and carefully hugged Soul. He smiled while slowly relaxing. "Life is good." he said as he hugged the three girls back.